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David Arquette called up to promote his new show “Cougar Town” starring his wife Courtney Cox. David is the executive producer.

Courtney plays a hot older woman who goes around banging young guys. She looks fucking sexy as hell in the commercials

Howard thinks she has a killer body. David said Courtney works out all the time.

Courtney will be on the show in October and Howard wants her dressed all hot, saying, “When your wife gets in here I’m going to do things to her.” Fuck yeah!

Howard asked David if it irks him that Coutney is making out with a bunch of guys on the show. David didn’t sound enthused, but he copes, insisting, “It’s part of the business and you just have to deal with it.”

Then host of The Intern Show, Steve Brandano, charged into the studio with a major bug up his ass about Cougar Town. He hates the name of the show because it inspires 40 year old hags from Long Island to invade bars and muscle out hot young chicks.

Steve claims too many old broads hit on him. Howard thinks he is full of shit, saying, “I can’t believe there are two cougars in this world lining up to bang Steve.”

Robin wants to be on the show. She bangs a lot of young guys, so she exclaimed, “You need a black cougar, come on!” David is down with the idea.

Oh, and you can tell David is a big fan of the show. He doesn’t want J.D. to have the “power.” He said, “You saw what happened for 8 years when someone irresponsible gets the power.” Cougar Town premieres tonight at 9:30 on ABC.

UPDATE: Howard gets Steve’s point now. Cougar used to mean hot older chicks, but now people think just any old chick is a cougar, but today’s cougars are mostly fucking hags.