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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes!

• Artie went apple and pumpkin picking with his girlfriend last week and every guy who recognized him said, “You fucking fag, I can’t wait to call the show.

• Howard admitted that Beth is the boss when it comes to their sex life, saying, “She is in charge of our sex.” And he revealed that Beth won’t do anything with the butt.

• Lisa G. is selling more cookies. This time her collection is called “A Box of Bras,” in celebration of her new D-cup knockers, with 10% of each purchase going to Susan G. Komen for the Cure.

• Brett Favre beat the shit out of his old team the Green Bay Packers on Monday Night Football, and according to Nielsens, the game was the most-watched program in cable history.

• Howard and Robin think Sal’s new tattoo is cool. It’s a silhouette of him holding hands with his three kids. Sal likes it because his wife isn’t in the picture.

• Gary came into the studio wearing a big white puffy shirt. Right away, Robin gasped at it and Howard said he looked like a pregnant pirate. Gary scurried off to put his jacket back on.

• Chris Rock is being sued over his new documentary “Good Hair.” Another film maker claims it is her idea and she allegedly screened it to Chris before he announced his project.

• Howard was disgusted by something called the “Craz-E Burger.” It is a 1,500 calorie bacon cheeseburger served on a buttered Krispy Kreme glazed donut.

• Richard Johnson claims Paris Hilton avoided Howard at a Kylie Minogue concert because of “bad blood” between them, but Howard didn’t know what the hell he was talking about. Ronnie came in and said Paris didn’t sit near Howard because she needed more room for her entourage.

• An outbreak of swine flu has shut down production of the television show Bones and it is being reported that one of The Backstreet Boys, Brian Littrell, also contracted swine flu.

• Howard was impressed with Journey’s new singer. He is a Filipino guy who sounds just like former front man Steve Perry.