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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes!

• George and Brad won The Newlywed Game on Tuesday. George was boasting about it, but he admitted the questions were much easier than The Newly-Weird Game.

• Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko was named the most attractive world leader. She is kind of hot. I’d fuck her. President Obama ranked 15th.

• Some bimbo model was fired for being too fat. Howard didn’t have any sympathy for her. “Honey that’s what being a model is,” he said, “Don’t get shocked when you get fired.

• Starting Friday, Sirius XM will launch a Monty Python channel running 24 hours a day, for the next 10 days. It will be on Sirius 105 and XM 151.

• Howard told George to stop bashing Brad about his body. Howard called it mean. George doesn’t like Brad’s man boobs. “It used to be tight and hard,” he said.

• Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay vowed Tuesday to vote against racist, no-talent, un-American, hate-speaker Rush Limbaugh buying the St. Louis Rams.

• Officials are considering a national lottery. Howard said, “Degenerates everywhere are celebrating.”

• Riley Martin called in and claimed Dr. Ablow gave him a clean bill of health. Riley now understands why he can’t sell advertisements on his show.

• Howard yelled at Scott the Engineer for kicking his intern Pete, who has Tourette’s Syndrome, out of his studio. Howard took pity on Pete because he can’t get laid and has to turn to hookers for sex because of his affliction.

• California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger passed a state ban on using cell phones while driving, but his wife, Maria Shriver, was already photographed driving and talking on the phone, three times.

• Billy West won’t come on the show, but he has no problem calling into Jackie’s Joke Hunt. This time he did it as the Jackie Puppet, but no one thought it sounded like the puppet anymore.

• Howard accused Jason of watching Jon & Kate Plus 8, but he denied it. Then Jon Hein and Will came into the studio said Jason talks about it all the time.