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Bunny Ranch

Bunny Ranch girl Cami Parker was in studio today, and told Howard she decided to become a hooker after watching The Tyra Banks Show.

Tyra had girls from the Bunny Ranch on, and Cami knew right away this was her calling.

Howard said, “Too bad you didn’t watch the Tyra Show on mathematicians.”

Artie said the Bunny Ranch is like summer camp, if people were fucking for money.

Robin was stunned, asking, “So you knew you could do this jump from just watching.” Apparently so!

Cami is a horny chick. Cami started humping stuffed animals and playing with herself when she was very young. “I was like rubbing my pussy before I even knew what I was doing,” she said.

And Cami thinks it’s a women’s job to please her man. That’s why she is a good cook, certified masseuse, and learned how to give a great blowjob.

She credits the book Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing, for her oral talents. Howard wants Robin to read it.

Cami has a creepy relationship with Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof. She calls him “daddy” and fucks him regularly. Cami said he makes her cum hundreds of times. The first time they fucked, he tied her up and blindfolded her, and then had other Bunny Ranch girls sit on her face.

To this day she doesn’t know which “sister bunnies” licked her pussy, or who’s twat she ate. Howard doesn’t like banging his daddy. “My dad hardly makes me cum,” he said, “It hurts when he puts it in my ass.”

Howard asked Cami if she ever fucked a black guy, she hasn’t, it’s not her thing. She said black dudes are too arrogant, and admitted she would bang a cool Martian over a black guy, just as long as the extraterrestrial is polite, and not arrogant.

Cami talked about the first time she fucked at the Bunny Ranch. Cami lost her whore-virginity to a pair of Nordic twins. She said they were both virgins and thought it was weird that while she was fucking one twin the other would stare at them and beat off.

Then Howard got Cami on the sybian, and told her to be real about it, saying, “If you don’t feel anything, I don’t want you to fake it.” Plus he wanted her to call the sybian “electric daddy” while she was riding it. Cami sounded a little too dramatic on the sybian, but had an orgasm in seconds.

Ham Hands Bill called up and wanted to know if Cami was ever “moe-lested” by a family member. Surprisingly, she wasn’t. But Cami really likes being disciplined. “I love getting my ass spanked,” she said, “It makes my pussy dripping wet.”

But if you want Cami’s virgin asshole it will cost you $25,000. Time for Artie to throw a benefit show for Medicated Pete!