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Zimbio: Howard Stern

A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes!

• Howard hated the outfit Ralph picked out for him. It was red, yellow, and horrible. “Like a Halloween costume if scrambled eggs got thrown up on by ketchup.” So Howard wants to be like Johnny Cash, and dress in black all the time. Ralph disapproves. Homo!

• Artie mentioned he lives in the same building as Giants quarterback Eli Manning.

• Check out the pictures of Rihanna’s nasty cellulite.

• Here’s the trailer for the Sherlock Holmes movie, starring Robert Downey Jr. It looks fucking great!

• Howard hung out with Patriots owner Robert Kraft at the autism benefit, and Robert asked how Artie was doing. Howard replied, “So far, so good. We take it one day at a time with Artie.

• The Who will perform during halftime at this year’s Super Bowl.

• A U.S. soldier has refused to be deployed to Afghanistan until she can find suitable childcare for her infant. Howard came down on her. She signed up to go, so she has to go.

• Michael Jackson’s rhinestone-studded moonwalk glove will be auctioned off.

• Bat shit crazy “leader” of Libya Muammar Gaddafi tried to convert 200 Italian women to Islam.

• Howard insists Ellen DeGeneres wants a cock. She wants to be like Chaz Bono so bad.

• Johnny Depp has been named the “sexiest man alive,” his second time winning it.

• Wheels bet Artie that the Phillies would win the World Series. They didn’t. So Wheels has to pay up. He was belligerent about it, but said Artie will have his money in a week.

• Howard wonders how James Lipton of Inside the Actors Studio shaves his little mustache.

• Looks like Ryan O’Neal was left out of Farrah Fawcett’s will. Wow, romance fail.

• A Miami restaurateur used a mystery powder to give his girlfriend an abortion.

• Howard has cellulite all over his ass too. “I have an ass and legs like a woman,” he said, “How Beth fucks me I have no idea. I am vile.”

• Scott Ferrall gave himself a double-hernia from doing too many pushups, sit-ups, and karate.

• Howard thinks 60 Minutes’ Andy Rooney has creepy, disgusting long fingernails.

• In Arkansas, a mother urged a police officer to taser her 10 year old daughter. So he did.

• Steve Langford reports Montgomery County Pennsylvania wants documentation from Gary, Artie, and Brad Driver, regarding their involvement with the Captain Janks “no show, road show.”

• Nicolas Cage’s wild spending ways have express-tracked him to financial ruin.

• Vice President Joe Biden was on The Daily Show, Tuesday.

• The clanging from the heater is still going on in Howard’s apartment. Now Beth is annoyed too.

• Some idiot in Seattle who thinks he’s a ninja got impaled on a metal fence, after trying to leap over it. Howard figured he told the cops, “I’m a criminal. You caught me, fine! I don’t want to tell you I think I’m a ninja.”