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Kim and Khloe Kardashian were in studio today, and revealed they had an “Uncle O.J.” growing up.

Their father Robert Kardashian, who died in 2003, was one of O.J. Simpson’s lawyers.

“I guess you know O.J. killed her,” said Howard, “Did O.J. ever hit on you guys?”

That didn’t happen, but they were close with O.J.’s murder victim—err, wife—Nicole Brown Simpson, and they share her appreciation for black guys.

Both girls are fucking famous black dudes. Kim is nailing Saints running back Reggie Bush, and Khloe just married Lakers forward Lamar Odom.

“You know who I think you would like,” Artie said, “Pick up Sanford and Son, and the guy who played Rallo.”

In Kim’s sex tape she is fucking a black dude, rapper Ray J, but it makes her uncomfortable. “I wish no one would bring that up,” said Kim, “I wish no one would even talk about it.”

Artie asked, “Who do you think about when you masturbate, like George Washington Carver?” Khloe assumes their fats asses is what keeps the black guys coming back.

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Those asses make them a lot of money too. Since they’re “celebrities” clubs pay them a lot of dough to just come and hang out.

Kim admitted she gets paid around $40,000 and Khloe pulls in $20,000.“I feel like it’s the easiest, funniest job,” said Kim.

Then Howard asked Khloe a very important question, asking, “Who makes the bigger doodie, you or your sister?

Khloe called Kim’s shits “killer,” and even though they don’t live together, Khloe can smell Kim’s turds all the way from her house.

Artie as Reggie Bush shouted, “Damn bitch! What’cha eaten’!”

And Artie summed it all up, saying, “I’ve taken away two things from this interview, big shits and black guys.” Fiyah!

The new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians premieres Sunday at 10PM EST on E!