Maybe there’s truth to the “idol” chitchat. American Idol producers are very interested in signing Howard to replace Simon Cowell; a source tells Page Six.
Even Howard has said on the air he’d be a good fit for the show. Let’s be honest, Howard is the only guy with the stones to tell it like it is.
Ellen DeGeneres wishes she had the balls—literally.
A source connected with American Idol says Howard would be “even nastier” than Simon Cowell, and not back down from arguing with the other judges.
But the leak also claims Howard is not ready to leave Sirius XM and all this could be a ploy for a new deal.
Ugh, if Howard goes to American Idol, does that mean I have to watch that queer-fest and blog about it? I’m not sure I could tuck my penis between my legs for that long.
Don’t be quick to believe any report you hear about Howard, since Howard gets fucked over in the media all the time, but Howard did mention on the air that he has been approached to take over an existing show on television. American Idol certainly fits the bill.
Just one thing, if Howard were to jump to American Idol, the show will lose audience, guaranteed. Bible-thumping Midwesterners freaked out about fruitcake Adam Lambert, so I doubt they’ll embrace Satan incarnate on their favorite television show.
Someone from Nebraska is not going to let their white bread children watch anything Howard does, even if Howard were adopting out kittens to orphanages in impoverished nations.
So maybe milquetoast Jay Leno is the smarter choice. Fail.
Via Page Six.
Written by Gerald "Gerry" Pugliese on Friday, February 5, 2010
Posted in: Howard, Media Watch, Sirius XM, Television, Topics from the Show