Jason Ellis and Sal had a battle of the “pouches” today. Who could stuff the most M&M’s in their foreskin?
So Sal ran in with his penis dressed up as Groucho Marx, saying, “I present to you ‘Poucho Marx.”
“Why is your dick black?” Jason asked. “Your dick is straight up offensive! That thing looks like it was chewed up and cooked in a barbecue.”
But Jason has a nicer cock. Robin liked it better.
“She’s ready to put barbecue sauce on it and eat it,” shouted Sal.
Jason was a little freaked out about getting naked, especially when Richard got down on his knees and volunteered to be the official M&M stuffer. “Penis my favvvorite!”
“God damn it, fuck,” Jason yelled, “Everybody better listen to my radio show!”
Like a good wife, Richard started handling some cock. But try as he will, Richard could only jam 29 M&M’s into his hubby’s disgusting pouch.
But Jason dominated the competition. Richard fit 50 M&M’s into his elephant trunk. Jason blasted Sal, “In your fucking shriveled up cock face Sal!”
Sal whimpered, “I feel defeated.”
“You know what Jason? I smell an M&M’s sponsorship for you very soon,” said Howard.
No word if Richard gave Sal a mercy fuck.
February 9th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Awesome appearance! Very creepy but hilarious. Shout out to the Jason Ellis Show!
February 9th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Another great appearance by Jason Ellis on the Stern Show. Ellis is the future of radio.
His show reminds me of Howard from 10 years ago. All Stern fans should give Ellis a chance.
Listen to him 3:00 E.S.T. on Faction (Sirius 28- XM 52)
February 9th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
RED DRAGONS!!
February 9th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
He sure would be a good fit on Howard 101. I feel guilty switching away from Bubba in the afternoon to listen but on Fridays when Bubba’s on in the morning I try to listen. He makes a great guest and can tell awesome stories. China/Herman Munster talking in the background always helps!!
February 9th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I find my reasoning behind enjoying Ellis mate so much has to do with his honest approach and true relations with his fans!…Cheers. Its also cool to listen to a radio show that doesn’t have commercials. I know Jason wants paid, but as a listener its sweet to have had Jason to listen to for so long with out have had to listen to erectile dysfunction like Sal’s little pouch. RD
February 9th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
so did he say how big the aussie cock was? any pics posted?
February 9th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
I love Ellis! I listen to his show with regularity and the best segment EVER was the “wolfknifelasertorch” spot. Fucking HIGH-larious! He knows how to tell a story and he is honest. He puts it all out there, warts and all. I was laughin’ my ass off during the “pouch off”!
Agreed JeremyfromPGH, give Ellis a chance. He’s a new breed of radio.