Author Archives | Gerald "Gerry" Pugliese
Gerald “Gerry” Pugliese is a lifelong Howard Stern fan. He thinks Howard is a genius and is a proud member of the revolution. Long live free speech. Long live the king of all media!
Professionally, Gerry’s been a fulltime blogger since 2005. He also blogs on Diet-Blog, DiseaseProof and OrganicAuthority.
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Robin tweets from Guatemala – no ransom notes yet
As we speak, Robin is in the taint of the earth, Guatemala, “saving girls” in the third world country. And Mother Teresa Quivers has been squawking—err, tweeting—the whole time. “Hi all. Just entered main street in Panajachil. It’s a lovely day in Guatemala. Let’s see if we can’t help the economy,” Robin tweeted on Wednesday. To pull a [...]
Continue reading...What if the “Ninja Turtles” actually used their weapons?
Friday, March 19, 2010
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are kind of fruity, but the turtles would certainly be more bad ass if they actually used their fucking weapons. “Judo chop!” Via College Humor.
Continue reading...Animal Planet gives Mike Tyson a show – he’s racing pigeons
Thursday, March 18, 2010
The Mike Tyson lore never ends. It’s an unlikely combination—PETA is already pissed about it—but Iron Mike is getting a new show on Animal Planet. Mike loves birds. He still owns a few hundred birds at lofts in New Jersey and Brooklyn. So the new show is called “Taking on Tyson” and showcases pigeon racing, which is [...]
Continue reading...Black people told to get out of Wal-Mart – Nick Gerz strikes again?
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Some dick, or diabolical super genius, got on the public-address system at a South Jersey Wal-Mart and announced, “Attention Wal-Mart customers: All black people leave the store now.” No surprise it’s South Jersey. South Jersey, i.e. a suburb of Philadelphia, is New Jersey’s retarded little brother. “I’m retarded you jerk!” Security are spooling through surveillance tapes to [...]
Continue reading...“South Park” breaks Tiger’s balls too – premieres tonight
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
It’s been a bad week for Tiger Woods. Last Wednesday, Howard hit him with the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant and then the media frenzy that followed. And tonight, to kick off their new season, South Park has Tiger dead in their sights. Awesome!
Continue reading...Picture: Stern fan Sandy catches JD and Ashley Dupre at Nobu
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Ha! Look at JD keeping his pimp hand strong. Thanks to Stern fan Sandy for sending this over. Sandy’s the one with the giant cans. Sandy booked her reservation at the Los Angeles Nobu as soon as she heard JD and Ashley were going on a “date” there. And when mack daddy JD and Ashley finally [...]
Continue reading...Rex Ryan gets stomach surgery – Howard’s favorite team is safe
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
In January, Gary joked that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has a body like High Pitch Eric. And when watching his “favorite” team the Jets during the playoffs, Howard said, “I don’t know much about football, but he’s on his way to a heart attack for Christ’s sake!” Not anymore. Jets head tubbo Rex Ryan [...]
Continue reading...Norm MacDonald says Artie is “doing real well”
Monday, March 15, 2010
Good news on the Baby Gorilla front. Friday on 98.5 The Sports Hub, Norm said, “I talked to Artie two days ago and he was doing real well.” Norm didn’t elaborate, but its great news nonetheless. And one of my sources says Artie was spotted in West Caldwell, New Jersey a couple weeks ago. He was at [...]
Continue reading...Gabourey Sidibe’s mom is pissed at Howard’s remarks – wanh, wanh, wanh!
Monday, March 15, 2010
All the freaks are still coming out of the woodwork over Howard’s comments on fatso Gabourey Sidibe. This time Gabourey’s mom, Alice “Yokozuna” Tan Ridley is fired up that Howard called her bear cub—err, cub—fat, and said that Gabourey needs help. “Get a life. He can see, you can see, I can see Gabby is a big [...]
Continue reading...Video: TMZ ambushes JD and Ashley Dupre
Monday, March 15, 2010
Too fucking funny! TMZ made good on their promise and caught up with JD and Ashley Dupre outside Nubo this weekend. Hey, he’s not Brad Pitt, but JD handled himself alright. As far as nerds go, he’s the coolest Media Producer in Hollywood. “Arr, uh, err, chopsticks, uh, arr, eh.” It’s awesome that TMZ did this, [...]
Continue reading...“You’ll suck dick” for Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Ha! Look very closely. Not sure if it’s real or not, but let’s pretend it is. Fucking funny as hell! The expression on the news anchor’s face is priceless. Hey now! Via Canuckle Head.
Continue reading...Picture of JD on his date with Ashley Dupre – nerd versus chopsticks
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Now that’s the face of a guy on his dream date! The photo is from Ashley Dupre’s Twitter, looks like they really did go to Nobu, but I don’t see any burn victims sitting around them. Ashley Twittered a lot during the date, so clearly she is taking the whole thing seriously. Run JD, run. It’s [...]
Continue reading...Christians told to boycott Glenn Beck – Howard catches shrapnel too
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Whacko Washington, D.C. evangelical “leader” Jim Wallis is calling upon Christians to stop watching morning zookeeper Glenn Beck. Because Glenn “McCarthy” Beck has urged religious nuts to leave the parish if they find terms like “social justice” in their church’s rhetoric. Glenn claims that’s a code word for Communism and Nazism. Wow! You usually have to pay [...]
Continue reading...Obama rocks out the auto-tune – steals Howard’s bit
Friday, March 12, 2010
Ha! Looks like President Obama is trying out the auto-tune too. And he’s having just about the same amount of “success” with it too.
Continue reading...Diceman hates George Costanza – Gary fucks up the headphones
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Dice was in studio today. It was classic Dice, all sorts of crazy, loud, and obnoxious. Awesome! But the interview didn’t get too far before Howard lost it on Gary, Howard didn’t like how Dice sounded through the microphone. “This goes on with every guest!” Howard roared. Howard wants action. Gary has to crack the whip. He’s got [...]
Continue reading...JD flies to Los Angeles to bang Ashely Dupre – TMZ wants in — UPDATE — JD is just a friend
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Poor JD got bombarded today. The opening salvo made fun of his bad—err, new—haircut. He looks like Louis Skolnick from Revenge of the Nerds. “The thing was you had good hair and you cut it all off,” Howard told JD, “I don’t get you! JD replied with something that sounded like, “It’s not that horrible. I’ve had [...]
Continue reading...Hillbillies terrorized Howard in Hartford – Howard wants to be Chuck Zito
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Working in Hartford, Connecticut was no picnic for Howard, not only did the job suck, but he lived in a run down condo, next to a bunch of hicks. And Cletus didn’t like what Howard did on the radio, so they’d post signs all over Howard’s door. “Hey man, you have your free speech, but I can’t [...]
Continue reading...Everyone steals from Howard – Jay Leno is a “fucking crook”
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Howard got charged up about people stealing his bits again, like Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader. “It’s very upsetting to me when someone lifts my game show ideas,” he said. Howard admitted today he talked to a lawyer about suing the show, but the guy told him it is “very difficult” to take action in [...]
Continue reading...Robin sexes it up – she wants to bang Howard
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Robin whored it up today. The studio was abuzz about her short skirt and hooker boots. “You’re a whole sexpot this morning,” says Howard, “Everyone is commenting on your look, and they like it.” Robin replied, “Well, it’s nice to be considered sexy.” Howard thinks Robin is just dolling herself up for him. They’re hanging out tonight. “I thought [...]
Continue reading...Britain is shipping 42 million condoms to South Africa, for the World Cup
Thursday, March 11, 2010
To help stop the spread of HIV during the World Cup, Great Britain is sending 42 million condoms to South Africa. That’s $1.5 million worth of rubbers. Sounds like the World Cup of cock! In South Africa, it’s estimated that 5.7 million people have HIV. That’s one in every five adults, with 1,400 new cases of the [...]
Continue reading...Jamie Jungers wins the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Jamie Jungers pulls it off, winning the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” To go with her crown, sash, and golf inspired bouquet, Jamie takes home $75,000 courtesy of Ashley Madison, a black diamond ring via Steven Singer, and a 50 inch TV from Beezid.com. The voting was swift and decisive with Gary, Fred, and Ashley Madison [...]
Continue reading...Jamiee Grubbs was “laxed” on condoms with Tiger – his penis isn’t that big
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Jamiee Grubbs was the last contestant in the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant,” and she didn’t disappoint either. She’s kooky and angry. That’s so fucking sexy! “You look like a fun girl,” Howard said to Jamiee, “You know how to rock a bikini as they say!” It’s obvious by now. Tiger has good taste in women. “Were you [...]
Continue reading...Loredana Jolie says Tiger fucks better than Michael Jordon – Tiger wants his asshole licked
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Smoking hot Loredana Jolie was up next in “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” “You’re a very beautiful woman,” said Howard, “You are tan. You have very big breasts. Are those real or fake?” Loredana replied, “Really expensive.” Howard asked Loredana how her life has been since being outted as one of Tiger’s girls. She called it “confusing.” “You have different [...]
Continue reading...Tiger makes Jamie Jungers fly coach – she’s a hot “little coffee cup”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
First to brave the studio was Jamie Jungers. “Jamie, you are one hot babe, good God!” Howard exclaimed, “I can see why Tiger carried on with you.” Howard called her a “hot tomato.” Too funny! Jamie says she met Tiger Woods in Las Vegas during a charity event at the Bellagio. They hooked up right away, but [...]
Continue reading...“Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” – Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, Jamie Jungers, bare all
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tiger’s worst nightmare just came true. Howard’s monstrosity the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” went down today. Three of Tiger’s former mistresses spilled the beans on the world’s greatest golfer: Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, and Jamie Jungers. Las Vegas sports books actually placed odds on who would show up: Jamiee Grubs +500, Jamie Jungers +500, and Loredana [...]
Continue reading...Howard sounds ready to retire – “I think I’m done!”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Howard touched on his future again, but he didn’t give a definitive answer. “I really do believe I’m at the end of the road,” says Howard, “I think I’m done.” Howard is ready to stay home, sleep in, play chess, and stare at the wall all day. But Ralph doesn’t think so, telling Howard, “I think you’d like [...]
Continue reading...Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Gay pornstar Dustin Michaels—real name Andrew Grande—asphyxiated and died yesterday after swallowing a bag of pot during an altercation with Florida police. Shouldn’t “Grande” be his porn name? Cops were called after Andrew got into a fight with a friend. The situation escalated when police tried to handcuff Andrew and he resisted. During the mayhem, Andrew attempted to [...]
Continue reading...No return for Jackie – Howard’s not ready for it
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
With Artie gone, a lot of fans want Jackie the Jokeman to jump into his grave—err, chair. But it’s not happening anytime soon. “I am in no way ready to move on and just put Jackie in the chair,” said Howard. Robin and Fred are the most adamant about Jackie not returning to the show. “Robin for three years [...]
Continue reading...Gabourey Sidibe is fat and needs help – major media backlash against Howard
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Howard got slammed in the media for calling star of Precious Gabourey Sidibe a big fatso. “There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen,” Howard said yesterday, “Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.” Howard played a bunch of news reports trashing him for his [...]
Continue reading...Oscars cut Tiger Woods jokes – it was “too rude”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
The douche bags in charge of the Academy Awards chickened out and clipped a series of Tiger Woods jokes from the show. Hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were supposed to deliver the lines. An insider tells Page Six, “Some of the Tiger jokes were deemed too rude.” Fucking pussies! Grow a set. But Tiger won’t catch any breaks [...]
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- Jabba the Rush in serious condition – "rushed" to the hospital
- Artie tries to kill himself - our Artie is still the greatest
- Gabourey Sidibe is fat and needs help - major media backlash against Howard
- Big fatso Rush Limbaugh's shitty TV feed
- Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again
- The Who stink up the Super Bowl - halftime show from hell
- Picture: Stern fan Sandy catches JD and Ashley Dupre at Nobu
- Management tells Artie to stay home - he might be in trouble -- UPDATE --
- Stern Show Blog is nearing 1,000 Twitter followers
- Artie's court date set for September 30th
- www.nulifeonline.com: LOL.............nice try JD...
- Dave Salazar: Can't wait...
- John Foe: Sure is this Robin, she would follow Dr Drew. ...
- BrianS: I dig Asian chicks, especially Korean girls. JD sh...
- HStern: JD is the man. That prostitute would be lucky to g...
Friday, March 19, 2010
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