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Diceman hates George Costanza – Gary fucks up the headphones

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Dice was in studio today. It was classic Dice, all sorts of crazy, loud, and obnoxious. Awesome! But the interview didn’t get too far before Howard lost it on Gary, Howard didn’t like how Dice sounded through the microphone. “This goes on with every guest!” Howard roared. Howard wants action. Gary has to crack the whip. He’s got [...]

Jamie Jungers wins the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!”

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Jamie Jungers pulls it off, winning the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” To go with her crown, sash, and golf inspired bouquet, Jamie takes home $75,000 courtesy of Ashley Madison, a black diamond ring via Steven Singer, and a 50 inch TV from Beezid.com. The voting was swift and decisive with Gary, Fred, and Ashley Madison [...]

Jamiee Grubbs was “laxed” on condoms with Tiger – his penis isn’t that big

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Jamiee Grubbs was the last contestant in the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant,” and she didn’t disappoint either. She’s kooky and angry. That’s so fucking sexy! “You look like a fun girl,” Howard said to Jamiee, “You know how to rock a bikini as they say!” It’s obvious by now. Tiger has good taste in women. “Were you [...]

Loredana Jolie says Tiger fucks better than Michael Jordon – Tiger wants his asshole licked

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Smoking hot Loredana Jolie was up next in “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” “You’re a very beautiful woman,” said Howard, “You are tan. You have very big breasts. Are those real or fake?” Loredana replied, “Really expensive.” Howard asked Loredana how her life has been since being outted as one of Tiger’s girls. She called it “confusing.” “You have different [...]

Tiger makes Jamie Jungers fly coach – she’s a hot “little coffee cup”

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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First to brave the studio was Jamie Jungers. “Jamie, you are one hot babe, good God!” Howard exclaimed, “I can see why Tiger carried on with you.” Howard called her a “hot tomato.” Too funny! Jamie says she met Tiger Woods in Las Vegas during a charity event at the Bellagio. They hooked up right away, but [...]

“Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” – Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, Jamie Jungers, bare all

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Tiger’s worst nightmare just came true. Howard’s monstrosity the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” went down today. Three of Tiger’s former mistresses spilled the beans on the world’s greatest golfer: Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, and Jamie Jungers. Las Vegas sports books actually placed odds on who would show up: Jamiee Grubs +500, Jamie Jungers +500, and Loredana [...]

Jesse Ventura wants more gays in the military

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Governor Jesse Ventura stopped by today. Jesse is always a topnotch guest. He’s super interesting. Howard asked Jesse how he feels about gays in the military. For a big tough macho guy, Jesse is very liberal on it. “How dare us not allow gay people to serve their country,” he told Howard, “We are not the ‘Hetero [...]

Topless comics fight breast cancer – “Generosi-Titties!”

Monday, March 8, 2010

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Standup comics, and lesbians, Amy Beckerman and Scout Durwood stopped by today to promote their “Generosi-Titties” charity, which raises awareness for breast cancer. The girls took off their shirts and performed in studio, just like they’ll be doing on Sunday, March 14th at Comix in New York City. It’s too bad Amy and Scout aren’t funny. It’ll [...]

Tommy James rocks out in studio – likes shooting his pool

Monday, March 8, 2010

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Music legend Tommy James, from Tommy James & The Shondells, dropped by today. Tommy sounded really good. Howard said he used to see Tommy on television as a kid. “I remember watching you on TV and thinking this guy must get tons of pussy,” Howard told Tommy,” It’s insane! Tommy dodged the question. He had some “good [...]

Barbara Walters says Howard shouldn’t retire – she’s in “awe” of Howard

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Elder stateswoman Barbara Walters was in studio today, encouraging Howard to stay on the radio. But Howard wants to be done with it all. “I am happy doing nothing,” he told Barbara, “I don’t need this radio show.” Barbara replied, “It’s not a question of money, you just want to be retired totally.” Yup, Howard wants to stare at [...]

David Letterman has “pussy powers” – Howard is “fuck room” less

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Howard talked about a Vanity Fair article praising David Letterman’s ability to seduce chicks. Dave has serious mojo. “I was madly in love with him at the time,” a former intern told the magazine, “I would have married him. He was hilarious.” Howard was impressed. Who wouldn’t be! “Once you get around him [Dave], you got to fuck him,” [...]

Howard and Simon Cowell bury the hatchet – Simon calls Howard

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Howard got his phone call from Simon Cowell last night, minutes before Simon went on American Idol. “It was as I suspected,” Howard said, “He just wanted to set the record straight.” Simon likes Howard. Simon wasn’t really slamming Howard in the media about his looks. Simon is just having fun with the whole thing, so is [...]

Harry Shearer is a “turd” – he’s the voice of “The Simpsons”

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Spinal Tap’s Harry Shearer was in studio today. Don’t be fooled by the monotone voice. Harry is comic royalty. He’s on The Simpsons, does all the Christopher Guest movies, and had that great cameo in Wayne’s World 2 as “Handsome Dan.” Harry has a reputation for being a pain in the ass. But he doesn’t deny it, [...]

Glenn Beck’s Y95 “no gimmicks” morning zoo commercial – fail, fail, fail!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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Just like Rush “Jeff Christy” Limbaugh, FOX news “political” commentator Glenn Beck used to be a morning zookeeper too. Here’s his Y95 commercial with Zippy the Chimp from 1986. With tongue in cheek, Howard said, “The whole commercial is we don’t need any gimmicks, meanwhile the whole commercial is filled with gimmicks, very, very, very, funny.” All [...]

Joan Rivers “feels” Mrs. Spencer – a guy dies on a date with her

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Joan Rivers was in studio today with a “shocking” revelation. An old guy she went on a date with died at the restaurant, in middle of dinner. With that face, he might of have thought Joan was Lucifer come to drag him to hell. “He just got very quiet, and you go uh, oh!” Joan said, “I [...]

Howard invades “The CBS Morning Show” – he pounds Jay Leno’s ass

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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With what seemed like a five minute delay, Howard did a rare interview on The CBS Morning Show today. He was the hired gun—assassinate Jay Leno. “Jay leno seems to be the kind of showbiz animal that won’t let go,” Howard told host Harry Smith. Howard called Jay a “lapdog,” because NBC shit canned Jay, but he stuck [...]

No sit-down for George Takei and William Shatner – Howard’s a pain in the ass

Monday, March 1, 2010

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In January, it looked like William Shatner and George Takei would sit down with Howard on Shatner’s Raw Nerve to air out their differences. Howard would play moderator. But the idea is dead. “My agent thinks that show is so weird,” said Howard, “He doesn’t want me on it.” Howard and his agent have demands that aren’t going [...]

Lisa Lampanelli bangs and makes pancakes – she’s dirtier than “two girls, one cup”

Monday, March 1, 2010

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Lisa “Queen of Mean” Lampanelli dropped by today. She’ll be hosting a show tonight on Howard 101 at 7PM called “Dirty Dishes.” Dirty Dishes will cover pop-culture and includes a panel of fags and fag hags, namely Judith Regan and Frank DeCaro from OutQ. “The homos enjoy me,” Lisa told Howard, “I think the fags just like [...]

Beetlejuice has an iPhone app – he fucked Tiger’s wife with a nine-iron

Monday, March 1, 2010

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The Beet was in studio today, promoting his new 3D talking bobble head iPhone app. But at first, Beetlejuice was missing in action. “We think he’s in the bathroom taking a shit,” said Doug Goodstein; the vaunted guest bathroom. Howard didn’t like that, so he yelled at Gary. “Come on that’s disgusting,” barked Howard, “You know Beetle shits [...]

Tracy Morgan is going to be a big star – he had to call a crack head summit

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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After defiling porn star Riley Steele, Tracy Morgan continued his assault on the Stern Show. Tracy stopped by to promote his new movie Cop Out opening Friday. It co-stars action hero Bruce Willis, so it’s a big break for Tracy. “I believe you’re going to get into a whole new level now,” Howard told Tracy. But Tracy is [...]

Riley Steele fucks and sucks as a teenager – Tracy Morgan works the Sybian — UPDATE — free trial to RileySteele.com

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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Porn star Riley Steele was in studio today. Gary fell in love with her. “Most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in porn,” he said. Everyone thought she was good looking enough to be a real model. But Howard thinks she’s perfect for porn. “It’s smart,” he insisted, “She’s going to be the top porn girl.” And Riley was [...]

“Death at a Funeral” – official trailer

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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Weird, the original Death at a Funeral came out in 2007, but Tracy Morgan and Chris Rock have already done a remake. It’s basically the black version of the movie. Kevin Hart and Martin Lawrence are in it too. That’s a funny fucking lineup. “Mo’ money, mo’ money, Mo’ money!”

Hilary Duff gets engaged – then gets down on her knees

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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Now that’s a thank you! Here’s Hilary Duff getting engaged to her boyfriend hockey player Mike Comrie, and then showing her appreciation the best way she knows how. Hey, if you give someone a $1 million ring, they better suck your dick—and tongue your asshole too! Via Hollywood Crush.

“Intestinal tears” can’t stop Taryn Thomas – but her ass doesn’t “self lubricate”

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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Taryn Thomas, who plays “Snooki” in Jersey Shore XXX, dropped by today to discuss the injury that nearly destroyed her ass, literally. “I hate to bring it up, because I know it’s a horrible memory for you,” says Howard, “But I think it’s important that women learn from this.” And Howard wanted Robin to pay close attention [...]

Kaley Cuoco poses for Maxim – “Never go on Howard Stern”

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick on the Big Bang Theory, just spread for Maxim magazine, revealing some hot “side boob,” as Fred put it. But Howard didn’t know who she was. And he couldn’t pronouce her last name. “To me that’s cuckoo,” says Howard, “I’m a professional reader, that’s cuckoo!” Kaley had words for Howard too. She used to [...]

Wrap your dick with Lady Gaga condoms – no more bad romances

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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Celebrities endorse products all the time, like that turd Ashton Kutcher and his Nikon camera. But Lady Gaga puts her money where her, uh, mouth is. In collaboration with designer Jeremy Scott, Lady Gaga is putting out a line of condoms, with proceeds from sales going to benefit Planned Parenthood. Gaga-doms will cum–err, come–in three styles: ribbed, [...]

B-52s’s Fred Schneider doesn’t bang his fans

Monday, February 22, 2010

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Fred Schneider from the B-52s dropped by today. It was surprising to hear Fred is originally from New Jersey; weird, since he sounded like he just walked out of the cotton plantation. Fred later moved to Georgia, so that explains the hee haw. But spliced over his twang was a lot of homo. Fred’s gay. It didn’t surprise [...]

New Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon banged a chick at her prom – she has a “kitty ring”

Monday, February 22, 2010

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Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon was in studio today. Destiny is a web vixen and a motorcycle stunt rider. Oh fuck the motorcycle nonsense! Onto the important stuff. Destiny is 23 years old, fully shaved, does anal, and went from tiny A-cups to big ass D-cups. She does double-sided dildo penetration on her website; one end [...]

Howard doesn’t want “American Idol” – but he’d be better than Simon

Monday, February 22, 2010

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Howard is getting slammed for the American Idol rumors; meanwhile, he’s not looking for the job. “Here’s the rumor, I don’t want the job,” said Howard, “I’m turning down American Idol!” But that doesn’t stop the media from giving their two retarded cents. Talking heads don’t think Howard can clean up his act for TV. Horseshit! “I understand that [...]

Benicio Del Toro is “The Wolfman” – but no doggy style for Robin

Thursday, February 11, 2010

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Star of The Wolfman Benicio Del Toro was in studio today, and despite being a man of hardly any words, he’s a really cool guest. Plus Lady Quivers wants to fuck his brains out. But Benicio isn’t banging Robin anytime soon. He dodged Howard’s offering her up. “Coolest girl on radio,” Benicio called Robin. Howard replied, “Cool, schmool, she’s [...]

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Diceman hates George Costanza – Gary fucks up the headphones

Jamie Jungers wins the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!”

Jamiee Grubbs was “laxed” on condoms with Tiger – his penis isn’t that big

Loredana Jolie says Tiger fucks better than Michael Jordon – Tiger wants his asshole licked

Tiger makes Jamie Jungers fly coach – she’s a hot “little coffee cup”

“Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” – Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, Jamie Jungers, bare all

Jesse Ventura wants more gays in the military

Topless comics fight breast cancer – “Generosi-Titties!”

Tommy James rocks out in studio – likes shooting his pool

Barbara Walters says Howard shouldn’t retire – she’s in “awe” of Howard

David Letterman has “pussy powers” – Howard is “fuck room” less

Howard and Simon Cowell bury the hatchet – Simon calls Howard

Harry Shearer is a “turd” – he’s the voice of “The Simpsons”

Glenn Beck’s Y95 “no gimmicks” morning zoo commercial – fail, fail, fail!

Joan Rivers “feels” Mrs. Spencer – a guy dies on a date with her

Howard invades “The CBS Morning Show” – he pounds Jay Leno’s ass

No sit-down for George Takei and William Shatner – Howard’s a pain in the ass

Lisa Lampanelli bangs and makes pancakes – she’s dirtier than “two girls, one cup”

Beetlejuice has an iPhone app – he fucked Tiger’s wife with a nine-iron

Tracy Morgan is going to be a big star – he had to call a crack head summit

Riley Steele fucks and sucks as a teenager – Tracy Morgan works the Sybian — UPDATE — free trial to RileySteele.com

“Death at a Funeral” – official trailer

Hilary Duff gets engaged – then gets down on her knees

“Intestinal tears” can’t stop Taryn Thomas – but her ass doesn’t “self lubricate”

Kaley Cuoco poses for Maxim – “Never go on Howard Stern”

Wrap your dick with Lady Gaga condoms – no more bad romances

B-52s’s Fred Schneider doesn’t bang his fans

New Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon banged a chick at her prom – she has a “kitty ring”

Howard doesn’t want “American Idol” – but he’d be better than Simon

Benicio Del Toro is “The Wolfman” – but no doggy style for Robin

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