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JD flies to Los Angeles to bang Ashely Dupre – TMZ wants in — UPDATE — JD is just a friend
Poor JD got bombarded today. The opening salvo made fun of his bad—err, new—haircut. He looks like Louis Skolnick from Revenge of the Nerds. “The thing was you had good hair and you cut it all off,” Howard told JD, “I don’t get you! JD replied with something that sounded like, “It’s not that horrible. I’ve had [...]
Continue reading...Jamie Jungers wins the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Jamie Jungers pulls it off, winning the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” To go with her crown, sash, and golf inspired bouquet, Jamie takes home $75,000 courtesy of Ashley Madison, a black diamond ring via Steven Singer, and a 50 inch TV from Beezid.com. The voting was swift and decisive with Gary, Fred, and Ashley Madison [...]
Continue reading...Jamiee Grubbs was “laxed” on condoms with Tiger – his penis isn’t that big
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Jamiee Grubbs was the last contestant in the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant,” and she didn’t disappoint either. She’s kooky and angry. That’s so fucking sexy! “You look like a fun girl,” Howard said to Jamiee, “You know how to rock a bikini as they say!” It’s obvious by now. Tiger has good taste in women. “Were you [...]
Continue reading...Loredana Jolie says Tiger fucks better than Michael Jordon – Tiger wants his asshole licked
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Smoking hot Loredana Jolie was up next in “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” “You’re a very beautiful woman,” said Howard, “You are tan. You have very big breasts. Are those real or fake?” Loredana replied, “Really expensive.” Howard asked Loredana how her life has been since being outted as one of Tiger’s girls. She called it “confusing.” “You have different [...]
Continue reading...Tiger makes Jamie Jungers fly coach – she’s a hot “little coffee cup”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
First to brave the studio was Jamie Jungers. “Jamie, you are one hot babe, good God!” Howard exclaimed, “I can see why Tiger carried on with you.” Howard called her a “hot tomato.” Too funny! Jamie says she met Tiger Woods in Las Vegas during a charity event at the Bellagio. They hooked up right away, but [...]
Continue reading...“Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” – Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, Jamie Jungers, bare all
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tiger’s worst nightmare just came true. Howard’s monstrosity the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” went down today. Three of Tiger’s former mistresses spilled the beans on the world’s greatest golfer: Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, and Jamie Jungers. Las Vegas sports books actually placed odds on who would show up: Jamiee Grubs +500, Jamie Jungers +500, and Loredana [...]
Continue reading...Topless comics fight breast cancer – “Generosi-Titties!”
Monday, March 8, 2010
Standup comics, and lesbians, Amy Beckerman and Scout Durwood stopped by today to promote their “Generosi-Titties” charity, which raises awareness for breast cancer. The girls took off their shirts and performed in studio, just like they’ll be doing on Sunday, March 14th at Comix in New York City. It’s too bad Amy and Scout aren’t funny. It’ll [...]
Continue reading...Rick’s Girls pick their Oscar Winners – pole dancers get polled
Friday, March 5, 2010
Fuck Joan Rivers and Roger Ebert’s Oscar picks! What do hot chicks who take their clothes off think? Nice ass and tits are the best credentials anyway. Rick’s Cabaret polled—tee-hee, “poled”—eighty-two Rick’s Girls for their 2010 Academy Awards winners. Here’s what they “came” up with. Best Picture – Avatar Best Actress – Meryl Streep Best Actor - George Clooney Best [...]
Continue reading...Erin Andrews joins “Dancing With the Stars” – she should thank her stalker
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Sorry, it’s the truth. If that pervert didn’t take those peephole photos of ESPN hottie Erin Andrews, she’d never be on Dancing With the Stars. No way! What happened to her is a crime, but it also upgraded her “star” power and got her a spot on a popular network television show, not a bad trade [...]
Continue reading...“Mr. Skin’s 11th Annual Anatomy Awards” – it’s a “skin-tastic” event
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Creep master general Mr. Skin was in studio today to unveil the winners of Mr. Skin’s 11th Annual Anatomy Awards. Every year, Mr. Skin and his 30 employees—including his mother the “skin-turn”—pick the year’s best nude scenes in television and movies. Mr. Skin did not disappoint. Ashton Kutcher’s movie Spread won “Breast Picture” and took home the [...]
Continue reading...Miss Howard Stern is pissed at the Tiger Woods’ pageant
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Breaking her silence after slamming her head against the pavement in a brutal car accident, Miss Howard Stern Andrea called up and berated young Will. Howard played the call today. Andrea thinks the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” will strip her of her title. The word “miss” and it being associated with the show confuses her. “This is why [...]
Continue reading...JD Polanski to “direct” Ashley Dupre’s “music” video
Monday, March 1, 2010
No man with $5,000 to spend has ever worked this hard to fuck a hooker—ever! Now the master plan is to direct a music video for her shitty music. “I believe we’ve agreed to do a music video,” says JD. But JD is still working on a “concept.” Let the ball busting commence! “Okay, in this scene you look [...]
Continue reading...RickyMan and CreepyMan celebrate “Safari Night” at Rick’s Cabaret
Thursday, February 25, 2010
That’s Ronnie and Sal—just a couple of gumbas—hanging out at Rick’s Cabaret in New York City on “Safari Night,” when all the Rick’s Girls strapped on leopard prints and jungle clothes. Recognize the girl with the bones in her hair? That’s Rick’s “Masseuse Girl” and Miss Howard TV May 2009, Becky Wunder. I have plans for [...]
Continue reading...Riley Steele fucks and sucks as a teenager – Tracy Morgan works the Sybian — UPDATE — free trial to RileySteele.com
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Porn star Riley Steele was in studio today. Gary fell in love with her. “Most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in porn,” he said. Everyone thought she was good looking enough to be a real model. But Howard thinks she’s perfect for porn. “It’s smart,” he insisted, “She’s going to be the top porn girl.” And Riley was [...]
Continue reading...Hilary Duff gets engaged – then gets down on her knees
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Now that’s a thank you! Here’s Hilary Duff getting engaged to her boyfriend hockey player Mike Comrie, and then showing her appreciation the best way she knows how. Hey, if you give someone a $1 million ring, they better suck your dick—and tongue your asshole too! Via Hollywood Crush.
Continue reading...“Intestinal tears” can’t stop Taryn Thomas – but her ass doesn’t “self lubricate”
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Taryn Thomas, who plays “Snooki” in Jersey Shore XXX, dropped by today to discuss the injury that nearly destroyed her ass, literally. “I hate to bring it up, because I know it’s a horrible memory for you,” says Howard, “But I think it’s important that women learn from this.” And Howard wanted Robin to pay close attention [...]
Continue reading...Kaley Cuoco poses for Maxim – “Never go on Howard Stern”
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick on the Big Bang Theory, just spread for Maxim magazine, revealing some hot “side boob,” as Fred put it. But Howard didn’t know who she was. And he couldn’t pronouce her last name. “To me that’s cuckoo,” says Howard, “I’m a professional reader, that’s cuckoo!” Kaley had words for Howard too. She used to [...]
Continue reading...Tony Kornheiser gets suspended for calling Hannah Storm “horrifying”
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Ha! Poor Tony, ESPN punished him for saying SportsCenter anchor Hannah Storm’s attire is “horrifying” and she dresses too young. On his radio show last week, Tony said, “She’s got on red go-go boots and a Catholic-school plaid skirt…way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now…She looks like she has [...]
Continue reading...Pamela Anderson will “dance with the stars” – her body is still rockin’
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Last week, Pam Anderson strapped on that metallic bathing suit for designer Richie Rich to launch a new line of clothes called “A*Muse.” Say what you want about Pam getting up there in years, but that body still screams, “Fuck me!” And that night, Pam confirmed she’ll round out this year’s cast of Dancing With the [...]
Continue reading...Wrap your dick with Lady Gaga condoms – no more bad romances
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Celebrities endorse products all the time, like that turd Ashton Kutcher and his Nikon camera. But Lady Gaga puts her money where her, uh, mouth is. In collaboration with designer Jeremy Scott, Lady Gaga is putting out a line of condoms, with proceeds from sales going to benefit Planned Parenthood. Gaga-doms will cum–err, come–in three styles: ribbed, [...]
Continue reading...New Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon banged a chick at her prom – she has a “kitty ring”
Monday, February 22, 2010
Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon was in studio today. Destiny is a web vixen and a motorcycle stunt rider. Oh fuck the motorcycle nonsense! Onto the important stuff. Destiny is 23 years old, fully shaved, does anal, and went from tiny A-cups to big ass D-cups. She does double-sided dildo penetration on her website; one end [...]
Continue reading...“Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” coming March 10th – four girls on board
Monday, February 22, 2010
Tiger Woods’ own personal cums—err, comes—to a head March 10th. That’s when the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” is going down. And today, Gary announced four of Tiger’s ex-lovers have signed on. My guess is two of them are the porn stars, guaranteed. Hobags!
Continue reading...Beth models a $3.2 million dog collar – holy crap!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Last week, when accepting SkyBark’s “2010 Animal Shelter of The Year” award on behalf of the North Shore Animal League of America, Beth modeled the “Bugatti” of dog collars. It’s a 52-carat collar with more than 1,600 hand-set diamonds, worth $3.2 million. Fuck you! Kudos on the award Beth and North Shore, but $3.2 million for a [...]
Continue reading...Nintendo porn – she’s got two big fat controllers
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Yeah, I’d fuck her. Not the hottest chick on the planet, but a cute girl who plays video games—score! And if she’s got abandonment issues too, she’s perfect.
Continue reading...Popping my cherry at Rick’s Cabaret – I’ve got spank bank material for weeks
Thursday, February 18, 2010
I’m a dork, total loser, and strip clubs aren’t really my scene. You see, I’m short and I look like a human-bulldog hybrid, so being around smoking hot chicks like her, Rick’s “Masseuse Girl” and Miss Howard TV May 2009, Becky Wunder, is a little—err, a lot—weird for me. I feel bad for the girls, stuck [...]
Continue reading...Rick’s Girl Erika joins Jennifer Aniston in “The Bounty Hunter”
Thursday, February 18, 2010
That’s Rick’s Cabaret Girl Erika. I met her last night—more on that later—and not only is Erika one of the tens who dance at Rick’s, but she’s also an actress and just scored a big role opposite Jennifer Aniston and King Leonidas in The Bounty Hunter. But fuck those two lame asses! Here’s more Erika. And Erika [...]
Continue reading...Sal is Rick’s Cabaret’s biggest fan – must be better than the “booths”
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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Sal “cuckold” Governale is a Rick’s Cabaret super fan. Most people go to McDonald’s or grab sushi for lunch. Not Sal, he grabs some tits–at least he wishes. Just like Ronnie “RickyMan” Mund, Sal is sex-addicted to Rick’s Cabaret. So there he is entering Rick’s in New York City, while his wife is at home being [...]
Continue reading...No Ashley Dupre pussy for JD – mumble, mumble, mumble
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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Looks like JD’s nerd love with ex-hooker Ashley Dupre has died on the vine. She’s not calling or texting him back. “I check it for everyone else,” Howard said as Ashley, “When you call I don’t check my voicemail.” Fred busted JD’s balls, saying that JD isn’t getting “LOL” or “LMAO” from Ashley. She’s sending him “GTFA,” or [...]
Continue reading...Sarah Silverman’s new boyfriend isn’t pudgy like Jimmy
Monday, February 8, 2010
Howard’s favorite couple Sarah and Jimmy are long since broken up. Sarah has moved on. Last week, Sarah said she has a new boyfriend, writer Alec Sulkin, she met on Twitter. She’s crazy about him. He’s skinny, unlike tubby Jimmy. “Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys. But I think I mistook macho-ish for strong, emotionally. And I [...]
Continue reading...Rick’s Cabaret Valentine’s Day contest – come get the VIP treatment
Friday, February 5, 2010
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Listen up boners! Busted Coverage and Rick’s Cabaret are offering you a chance to win a night of VIP treatment, including free admission, $100 for lap dances, a table in the Champagne Room, plus a bottle of booze, and dessert with your favorite Rick’s Girl. Hey now! I’d enter myself, but I can’t afford to ruin [...]
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