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Steve Langford says Shuli is a better reporter than Lisa G.
Early in the show Steve Langford said Shuli has great news instincts, implying that Shuli is a better reporter than Lisa G. Lisa was a little hurt by it, saying, “I was disappointed with his answer.” She’d rather Steve say something wimpy, like, “We could all fill in for one another without missing a beat.” And someone told [...]
Continue reading...Howard does Rosie – but Rosie won’t do the “Sym-bian”
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Fifteen years ago, Howard going on Rosie O’Donnell’s would have been impossible. He used to call her a “pumpkin head.” But today, Howard doing Rosie was as easy as walking down the hall. “Rosie O’Donnell is doing her show that airs on Stars channel at 10AM, she’s doing it from a studio here, right next to where they [...]
Continue reading...Bubba talks about his girl fight – he’s all “Haiti-ed out”
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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Bubba explained his fight with Amazon—err, Awesome—Kong today. Turns out, it was real, and not a scripted wrestling bit. Big daddy Kong got pissed at Bubba for saying “f-Haiti” on his Twitter and bashing Haiti on his show. So Howard asked him. “Why’d you say f-Haiti?” “Quite frankly, I’m Haiti-ed out. To be honest with you,” Bubba [...]
Continue reading...Ralph is the tyrant of “Geek Time” – has a man crush on James Cameron
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Ralph isn’t gay, but he is for James Cameron, apparently. If Ralph can’t have him, no one can. A few weeks ago, last minute, James Cameron, director of Avatar, was available to be interviewed for Geek Time; Ralph and Jon Hein’s show. But Ralph couldn’t do it. “It’s the one day he’s got to be at your [...]
Continue reading...Howard plans out the channels for the year – it’s top secret business
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Howard kvetched about work to start the show. “The reality is I’m really allergic to work,” Howard joked, “Sometimes I wish the show wasn’t five hours.” That didn’t stop him from meeting with Tim Sabean yesterday to plan out Howard 100 & 101 for the year, possibly his last year. But Howard was tight lipped about it. He [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Elin needs to fuck. Scott the Engineer hates Howard. Red Peters’s Christmas.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! To get back at Tiger, Howard thinks Elin needs some new dick. “Elin should go fuck her brains out,” he said, “The best revenge is fucking guys.” And Howard revealed the “Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant” is taking shape, saying, “This is going [...]
Continue reading...Thanksgiving with Sour Shoes – Langford’s on the scene
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
In what can only be described as Stockholm syndrome, intrepid reporter and victim of Sour Shoes’ pranks, Steve Langford, visits the scene of the crime where Sour barraged him with 300 phony phone calls, and bonds with the wacky whack packer. So don’t forget tomorrow, Howard 101 will air the Sour Shoes Thanksgiving Special at 3PM [...]
Continue reading...Eric the radio host – “Mini Marathon” this Monday
Thursday, September 3, 2009
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Nemesis of the Stern Show, Eric the Midget, gets his shot at stardom. He’s hosting Labor Day’s “Mini Marathon,” celebrating the show’s littlest contributors. The Howard 100 special, airing Monday at 6AM, highlights some of the most fascinating “small” people to grace the Howard Stern Show. If you can suffer through all the “ack-acks” you’ll hear Eric’s [...]
Continue reading...New rules for Howard 100 News – Lisa G. gets skewered — UPDATE — maybe Lisa doesn’t like change
Thursday, September 3, 2009
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Howard is still pissed at the news department. Yesterday, he demanded the news sound more professional. He wants them to sign off saying, “Howard 100 News.” No more being a personality, like Lisa G. closing with, “I’m Lisa G.” This has to go! Ending news briefs with an official sign off backs up the joke of Howard [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload: Lisa Lampanelli gets engaged. Riley Martin still belligerent about being fired. Bobo goes to a sponsor’s house.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Lisa Lampanelli and Jimmy Big Balls are engaged, after only months! Howard said it’s stupid to get married so [...]
Continue reading...Patton Oswalt is a “Big Fan” – Artie could have been in the movie — UDPATE –
Thursday, August 27, 2009
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Patton Oswalt, star of the new film “Big Fan,” directed by Robert Siegel, of The Wrestler fame, talks about his role playing an insane sports fan in the movie. Patton is Paul Aufiero, a 35 year old parking garage attendant obsessed with the New York Giants and lives on Staten Island with his mother, spending his [...]
Continue reading...Howard is off next week – stroll down “Mammary Lane”
Saturday, August 22, 2009
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Two weeks on, one week off. The Howard Stern Show is on vacation all next week. I’m not going to pretend it doesn’t suck, but here’s what I think. Howard is 55 years old. He’s been doing this for what, over thirty years! And it’s a brutal schedule. Artie started crapping out after only seven or [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday – show overload! Howard gets $6,000 for “Psychedelic Bee.” Artie close to titling his book. Howard to meet with Mel Karmazin.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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Everyday SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I didn’t blog about. Hey now! Artie had a bizarre slip up today. Lisa G. brought in brownies. Artie loved them, saying, “One thing about that fucking Lisa G. She can fucking cook!” But then Artie slipped up and called Lisa G., Dana, his former girlfriend, [...]
Continue reading...Monday – show overload! Howard says his mom is like the Borg. Ben Stern thinks Rush Limbaugh is un-American. Gary’s beard is still horrible.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Yeah, I thought I could do it once a week, but its way too much for one day. So everyday SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I didn’t blog about. Hey now! Howard said he thinks about the Borg from Star Trek a lot, saying the brainwashing the cyborgs endure is similar to [...]
Continue reading...Show overload! Baby gorilla bashes the vending machine. Ass Napkin Ed blows himself. Robin’s old bras could be auctioned off.
Friday, August 14, 2009
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Listen, the Howard Stern Show covers a crap load of news and topics. It’s impossible to give everything the in-depth attention it deserves. So on Fridays, SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to. Hey now! Baby gorilla nearly smashed the vending machine. Number 162 doesn’t work. So he couldn’t get the [...]
Continue reading...Riley Martin gets fired. Oh-Kwa-Tan-Zin-Wan bitch! — UPDATE –
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Riley was insane today! That’s because Tim Sabean—who Riley claims hates “niggras” and drinks the blood of children—fired his otherworldly ass. Why? Apparently, lord of the little green was selling ads on his show. Sorry Riley. You can’t do that. Major no-no! So Riley went off, putting some sort of intergalactic voodoo curse on Howard. Saying for [...]
Continue reading...Show overload! Pornstar won’t take a chocolate bandit mask. Blotter acid gave Howard OCD. No reality show for Artie.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Listen, the Howard Stern Show covers a crap load of news and topics. It’s impossible to give everything the in-depth attention it deserves. So on Fridays, SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to. Hey now! Pornstars Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez spun the “Wheel of Sex” on Friday, but it quickly [...]
Continue reading...Lisa G. actually has 30 D boobs!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
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Last week, Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G. claimed, despite being pin-thin and petite, she has 32 C breasts. No one believed her. So yesterday, Beth took Lisa to the same bra shop that resized Robin’s boobs to a 34 G. I think everyone expected Lisa to come back an A or at most a B, [...]
Continue reading...$70,000 musical you’ll never hear — UPDATE –
Thursday, July 16, 2009
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When you write a show hit like “Restless Restless” you’ve got to follow that up with something even better. Well, Vinnie Favale, co-writer of the song, just did. This morning the CBS executive in charge of in late night programming east coast, admitted spending $70,000 of his own money on a musical he is currently writing. He [...]
Continue reading...Howard 100 News Break – Stern Show Blog has arrived baby!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
My sinister plan is coming together. Tuesday, the sexiest Howard 100 News reporter—next to Shuli of course—Lisa G. interviewed me for a news break. It was rock star! Howard 100 News in depth. Me: It’s going to be the premier unofficial blog out there on the blogosphere. Lisa: Gerry Pugliese has just started SternShowBlog.com. Me: I’m a super [...]
Continue reading...Howard cutting down the CBS lawsuit
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
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In 2006, CBS radio filed a ridiculous lawsuit against Howard, saying while still on terrestrial radio Howard used CBS’s airwaves to unfairly promote Sirius satellite radio. Ultimately the lawsuit was settled and as a result Howard got his old K-Rock tapes back. Now, when the papers first reported he was being sued, Howard could have stayed [...]
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