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Howard TV unveils “The Bonus Show” – a cockroach dances on Scott the Engineer’s head
Howard loves “The Bonus Show” on Howard TV, hosted by Jon Hein. Doug Goodstein said it debuts tonight. But Howard got a few advance-copies. “I think it’s my favorite show,” says Howard, “I think it’s better than our show.” It has all sorts of behind the scenes hijinks; like Richard sticking a dildo in Ronnie’s face, and [...]
Continue reading...Organic butcher shop wants to sponsor Sussy’s “hippie bullshit”
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Homegrown Meats, a supplier of grass-fed meat, in La Jolla, California wants to help Howard TV lighting guy Sussy on his cross-country bike ride to promote sustainable farming. Sussy’s trip also includes peddling through foreign countries, so of course Howard thinks he’s insane. “I’d sit you down and say this is a bunch of hippie bullshit,” Howard [...]
Continue reading...Howard TV’s Sussy will bike ride to his death
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Howard TV lighting guy Sussy is about to embark on a journey; bike riding across the world to promote sustainable farming—or some bullshit. He’s 25 years old and will be walking away from his job for three years to do this. Fail! “I’d sit you down and say this is a bunch of hippie bullshit,” snapped Howard, [...]
Continue reading...New Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon banged a chick at her prom – she has a “kitty ring”
Monday, February 22, 2010
Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon was in studio today. Destiny is a web vixen and a motorcycle stunt rider. Oh fuck the motorcycle nonsense! Onto the important stuff. Destiny is 23 years old, fully shaved, does anal, and went from tiny A-cups to big ass D-cups. She does double-sided dildo penetration on her website; one end [...]
Continue reading...New Miss Howard TV Danielle has a pierced “va’gine” – digs rough, dirty sex
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
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New Miss Howard TV—and all around annoying Jersey girl—Danielle Marziano was unveiled today. She’s only 22, but already has had eighteen sexual partners, to which Robin exclaimed, “What! When did you start?” Danielle admitted she lost her virginity at “fifteen-ish.” Danielle is a whore in bed. She has a bunch of tattoos and nineteen piercings, including [...]
Continue reading...Miss Stern Show Blog – “Hemi Girl” loves cops, bangs on a squad car
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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How’s that for a get! Ex-Miss Howard TV Melissa “Hemi Girl” Teixeira is the new Miss Stern Show Blog. And yes, I begged and groveled to get her. I do what it takes. Melissa is an awesome catch, and horny. Telling me her wildest sexual experience was under the thighs–err, eyes–of the law. “Many moons ago [...]
Continue reading...Tootsie’s calendar girl Alex – reigning Miss Howard TV
Friday, December 18, 2009
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Okay, I had to do something untoward in an alley behind a methadone clinic to get it. I’m not proud of myself. But here’s current Miss Howard TV Alex’s, a.k.a. Miss January, Tootisie’s calendar shoot. Actually, I just emailed Anna, Tootsie’s hot marketing girl, who was on the show. Now, if I could only get [...]
Continue reading...Religious nuts are pissed at PETA – Joanna Krupa is a naked angel
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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The “Catholic League” is pissed off at PETA’s new advertisement, featuring ex-Miss Howard TV Joanna Krupa butt naked covering her tits and pussy with a crucifix. “President” Bill Donohue said, “PETA is a fraud. It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services.” Wanh! A [...]
Continue reading...Big fatso Rush Limbaugh’s shitty TV feed
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Howard started the show making fun of Rush Limbaugh’s horrible television setup. It’s one camera, and looks all shitty and grainy, like they’re shooting in downtown Beirut. With all the crap he hawks, like soap-on-a-rope, you’d think he would be able to buy something better. “The guy will charge you for the air you breathe if it’s any [...]
Continue reading...Medicated Pete blows it with Dynah – next up, Wendy the Retard
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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Pete shit the bed yesterday. His date with cute wheelchair chick Dynah was a disaster. Dynah struggled to get through it. Pete didn’t do much talking. Instead, he was more consumed with his cheeseburger, which due to the Tourette’s, ended up all over the place. Howard played tape, and there was lots of excruciating silence, with poor [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Howard sends Rosie a Sybian. Miss Howard TV kicked out of her sorority. Howard sits down to piss.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Rosie Radio debuted yesterday. As a welcoming gift Howard sent her a Sybian. At first, Artie thought Howard sent [...]
Continue reading...Robin’s North Shore film is a nightmare – Gange hates her cats
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Lady Quivers and Howard TV piss-boy, Mike Gange, tore each other apart over Robin’s short film for the North Shore Animal League. Gange said they’re in day three of shooting, and it’s been tough sledding for him. “Every time I ask Robin what she wants, she says I don’t know, you figure it out,” he said, “She’s [...]
Continue reading...“This Is Beetle” is looking good – Beet hates Jews
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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Howard played a couple clips of Beetlejuice’s new reality show “This Is Beetle.” Beetle, the 300 pound champ, coaches up a boxer, and Howard said Beetle’s advice sounds no different than real boxing experts in the ring. The Beet also doesn’t dig Jews too much. He likes, but doesn’t like, Bob Levy because he is a Jew. And [...]
Continue reading...Miss Howard TV’s pussy is broken – Sybian maker says it’s her brain
Friday, October 23, 2009
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Paulina Sherwood, the reigning Miss Howard TV, can’t have an orgasm. She never has, not even the Sybian could make her bust a nut. In a tweet, Paulina told me she didn’t feel a thing. If you remember, Howard got her on the Sybian, after her creepy father said it was okay. Paulina squatted on it, but [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Benjy can’t answer simple questions. Howard could go to internet radio. Medicated Pete sings “Purple Rain.”
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Everyone is tired of Benjy’s schtick coma. Fuck head can’t answer questions. There is always a buildup and a [...]
Continue reading...New Miss Howard TV Paulina Sherwood never had an orgasm — UPDATE — her dad wants her to ride the sybian
Thursday, October 15, 2009
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New Miss Howard TV Paulina Sherwood may be smoking hot, but she isn’t into sex, saying, “I’m probably the least sexual person you’ll ever meet.” Plus she doesn’t masturbate and has never had an orgasm. Paulina tried playing with herself once, but nothing happened. She doesn’t sound all that into men, complaining that guys smell and [...]
Continue reading...Gange too sick to work – still going to Miami strip club — UPDATE –
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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Gange has been sick at home all week, but continues to post his every move on Facebook. His Facebook pisses Howard off, especially since it said Gagne still plans to go to an opening of Tootsie’s strip club in Miami. Howard exploded and demanded if he is too sick to come to work, he can’t go to [...]
Continue reading...Robin falls off her chair – Gary won’t shut up
Monday, October 5, 2009
Lady Quivers took a dive off her chair during a break, but Howard missed it because he was reading a plug. So Howard asked Howard TV if they taped it, but he got no response, until Gary barked a couple times. Howard told him to shut up, he wasn’t talking to him. Gary stepped on a landmine, [...]
Continue reading...New Miss Howard TV Dominique DiCaprio loves being peed on — UPDATE –
Monday, September 21, 2009
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The new Miss Howard TV debuted today, Dominique DiCaprio. What a piece of ass! She’s the hottest yet, but maybe a little too filthy. At first she sounded innocent. She teaches ballet and tap dance, but also admitted she is a freak. Dominique loves eating ass, gagging on cock, being pissed on in the shower, [...]
Continue reading...“This Is Beetle” coming to Howard TV in October
Sunday, August 30, 2009
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A lucky reporter caught up with Beetlejuice this weekend, he was on hand for the boxing match between his friend Bobby Rooney and Toris Brewer at Schuetzen Park in North Bergen, New Jersey. Beetle “talked” about his new reality show on Howard TV called “This is Beetle” set to air October 29th. It sounds like the perfect [...]
Continue reading...New Miss Howard TV Alexis Ford is afraid of pigeons
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
This month’s Miss Howard TV Alexis Ford stopped by today. She’s a bad girl! Alexis does porn, strips at bachelor parties for $300 an hour, has her vagina pierced, likes her butt hole licked, messes around with chicks, but most startling of all, is scared of pigeons. She freaked out when Howard showed her a [...]
Continue reading...Show overload! Pornstar won’t take a chocolate bandit mask. Blotter acid gave Howard OCD. No reality show for Artie.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Listen, the Howard Stern Show covers a crap load of news and topics. It’s impossible to give everything the in-depth attention it deserves. So on Fridays, SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to. Hey now! Pornstars Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez spun the “Wheel of Sex” on Friday, but it quickly [...]
Continue reading...Show overload! Taylor Vixen likes dirty talk. Nick Cannon is a field slave. J.D.’s new workout.
Friday, July 24, 2009
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Listen, the Howard Stern Show covers a crap load of news and topics. It’s impossible to give everything the in-depth attention it deserves. So on Fridays, SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to. Hey now! Penthouse Pet Taylor Vixen was in studio on Friday. A native of Dallas, Texas she [...]
Continue reading...Miss Howard TV Melissa Anne “Hemi Girl” Teixeira
Monday, July 20, 2009
Howard TV whacked it out of the park this month—whacked being the operative word—Melissa Anne Teixeira, from Fall River, Massachusetts, may be the hottest girl this year. The self-proclaimed “HEMI Girl” knows a lot of car engines and even challenged Ronnie “Mambo Man” Mund to a showdown. She passed on the sybian ride, but let Artie [...]
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