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Animal Planet gives Mike Tyson a show – he’s racing pigeons
The Mike Tyson lore never ends. It’s an unlikely combination—PETA is already pissed about it—but Iron Mike is getting a new show on Animal Planet. Mike loves birds. He still owns a few hundred birds at lofts in New Jersey and Brooklyn. So the new show is called “Taking on Tyson” and showcases pigeon racing, which is [...]
Continue reading...Black people told to get out of Wal-Mart – Nick Gerz strikes again?
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Some dick, or diabolical super genius, got on the public-address system at a South Jersey Wal-Mart and announced, “Attention Wal-Mart customers: All black people leave the store now.” No surprise it’s South Jersey. South Jersey, i.e. a suburb of Philadelphia, is New Jersey’s retarded little brother. “I’m retarded you jerk!” Security are spooling through surveillance tapes to [...]
Continue reading...“South Park” breaks Tiger’s balls too – premieres tonight
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
It’s been a bad week for Tiger Woods. Last Wednesday, Howard hit him with the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant and then the media frenzy that followed. And tonight, to kick off their new season, South Park has Tiger dead in their sights. Awesome!
Continue reading...Picture: Stern fan Sandy catches JD and Ashley Dupre at Nobu
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Ha! Look at JD keeping his pimp hand strong. Thanks to Stern fan Sandy for sending this over. Sandy’s the one with the giant cans. Sandy booked her reservation at the Los Angeles Nobu as soon as she heard JD and Ashley were going on a “date” there. And when mack daddy JD and Ashley finally [...]
Continue reading...Rex Ryan gets stomach surgery – Howard’s favorite team is safe
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
In January, Gary joked that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has a body like High Pitch Eric. And when watching his “favorite” team the Jets during the playoffs, Howard said, “I don’t know much about football, but he’s on his way to a heart attack for Christ’s sake!” Not anymore. Jets head tubbo Rex Ryan [...]
Continue reading...Norm MacDonald says Artie is “doing real well”
Monday, March 15, 2010
Good news on the Baby Gorilla front. Friday on 98.5 The Sports Hub, Norm said, “I talked to Artie two days ago and he was doing real well.” Norm didn’t elaborate, but its great news nonetheless. And one of my sources says Artie was spotted in West Caldwell, New Jersey a couple weeks ago. He was at [...]
Continue reading...Gabourey Sidibe’s mom is pissed at Howard’s remarks – wanh, wanh, wanh!
Monday, March 15, 2010
All the freaks are still coming out of the woodwork over Howard’s comments on fatso Gabourey Sidibe. This time Gabourey’s mom, Alice “Yokozuna” Tan Ridley is fired up that Howard called her bear cub—err, cub—fat, and said that Gabourey needs help. “Get a life. He can see, you can see, I can see Gabby is a big [...]
Continue reading...Video: TMZ ambushes JD and Ashley Dupre
Monday, March 15, 2010
Too fucking funny! TMZ made good on their promise and caught up with JD and Ashley Dupre outside Nubo this weekend. Hey, he’s not Brad Pitt, but JD handled himself alright. As far as nerds go, he’s the coolest Media Producer in Hollywood. “Arr, uh, err, chopsticks, uh, arr, eh.” It’s awesome that TMZ did this, [...]
Continue reading...“You’ll suck dick” for Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Ha! Look very closely. Not sure if it’s real or not, but let’s pretend it is. Fucking funny as hell! The expression on the news anchor’s face is priceless. Hey now! Via Canuckle Head.
Continue reading...Christians told to boycott Glenn Beck – Howard catches shrapnel too
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Whacko Washington, D.C. evangelical “leader” Jim Wallis is calling upon Christians to stop watching morning zookeeper Glenn Beck. Because Glenn “McCarthy” Beck has urged religious nuts to leave the parish if they find terms like “social justice” in their church’s rhetoric. Glenn claims that’s a code word for Communism and Nazism. Wow! You usually have to pay [...]
Continue reading...Obama rocks out the auto-tune – steals Howard’s bit
Friday, March 12, 2010
Ha! Looks like President Obama is trying out the auto-tune too. And he’s having just about the same amount of “success” with it too.
Continue reading...Everyone steals from Howard – Jay Leno is a “fucking crook”
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Howard got charged up about people stealing his bits again, like Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader. “It’s very upsetting to me when someone lifts my game show ideas,” he said. Howard admitted today he talked to a lawyer about suing the show, but the guy told him it is “very difficult” to take action in [...]
Continue reading...Britain is shipping 42 million condoms to South Africa, for the World Cup
Thursday, March 11, 2010
To help stop the spread of HIV during the World Cup, Great Britain is sending 42 million condoms to South Africa. That’s $1.5 million worth of rubbers. Sounds like the World Cup of cock! In South Africa, it’s estimated that 5.7 million people have HIV. That’s one in every five adults, with 1,400 new cases of the [...]
Continue reading...Jamie Jungers wins the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Jamie Jungers pulls it off, winning the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” To go with her crown, sash, and golf inspired bouquet, Jamie takes home $75,000 courtesy of Ashley Madison, a black diamond ring via Steven Singer, and a 50 inch TV from Beezid.com. The voting was swift and decisive with Gary, Fred, and Ashley Madison [...]
Continue reading...Jamiee Grubbs was “laxed” on condoms with Tiger – his penis isn’t that big
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Jamiee Grubbs was the last contestant in the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant,” and she didn’t disappoint either. She’s kooky and angry. That’s so fucking sexy! “You look like a fun girl,” Howard said to Jamiee, “You know how to rock a bikini as they say!” It’s obvious by now. Tiger has good taste in women. “Were you [...]
Continue reading...Loredana Jolie says Tiger fucks better than Michael Jordon – Tiger wants his asshole licked
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Smoking hot Loredana Jolie was up next in “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” “You’re a very beautiful woman,” said Howard, “You are tan. You have very big breasts. Are those real or fake?” Loredana replied, “Really expensive.” Howard asked Loredana how her life has been since being outted as one of Tiger’s girls. She called it “confusing.” “You have different [...]
Continue reading...“Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” – Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, Jamie Jungers, bare all
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tiger’s worst nightmare just came true. Howard’s monstrosity the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant” went down today. Three of Tiger’s former mistresses spilled the beans on the world’s greatest golfer: Jamiee Grubbs, Loredana Jolie, and Jamie Jungers. Las Vegas sports books actually placed odds on who would show up: Jamiee Grubs +500, Jamie Jungers +500, and Loredana [...]
Continue reading...Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Gay pornstar Dustin Michaels—real name Andrew Grande—asphyxiated and died yesterday after swallowing a bag of pot during an altercation with Florida police. Shouldn’t “Grande” be his porn name? Cops were called after Andrew got into a fight with a friend. The situation escalated when police tried to handcuff Andrew and he resisted. During the mayhem, Andrew attempted to [...]
Continue reading...Gabourey Sidibe is fat and needs help – major media backlash against Howard
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Howard got slammed in the media for calling star of Precious Gabourey Sidibe a big fatso. “There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen,” Howard said yesterday, “Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.” Howard played a bunch of news reports trashing him for his [...]
Continue reading...Oscars cut Tiger Woods jokes – it was “too rude”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
The douche bags in charge of the Academy Awards chickened out and clipped a series of Tiger Woods jokes from the show. Hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were supposed to deliver the lines. An insider tells Page Six, “Some of the Tiger jokes were deemed too rude.” Fucking pussies! Grow a set. But Tiger won’t catch any breaks [...]
Continue reading...Jesse Ventura wants more gays in the military
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Governor Jesse Ventura stopped by today. Jesse is always a topnotch guest. He’s super interesting. Howard asked Jesse how he feels about gays in the military. For a big tough macho guy, Jesse is very liberal on it. “How dare us not allow gay people to serve their country,” he told Howard, “We are not the ‘Hetero [...]
Continue reading...Howard manipulated “Private Parts” to make women like him
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
When talking to Jesse Ventura about conspiracy theories today, Howard revealed a dirty little secret of his own. Howard and a team of writers made a concerted effort to make Private Parts the movie appealing to women. “Men listen to you. Women think you’re disgusting. How can we take this movie and create some sort of arc [...]
Continue reading...Maniac chef sells breast milk cheese – quick, call the authorities!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
A chef at restaurant Klee Brasserie in New York City needs to be shot. McCreepy is offering cheese made out of his wife’s breast milk. “Thank you for telling me the name, I won’t be going there,” Robin told Howard. Howard thought it was disgusting—yes, it is—but the restaurant claims their phone is ringing off the hook. “I [...]
Continue reading...Dan Rather says Obama couldn’t sell watermelons
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Here’s Dan Rather’s watermelon comment about President Obama. I don’t think Dan was being racist, but it is interesting that when he thinks of a black guy, watermelon pops up. Then again, everyone does it at some point. It’s funny. “Holy mack’el!”
Continue reading...Howard’s mom doesn’t mix comedy with cooking – she’s stuck in his head
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Mama Stern loves to watch cooking shows, but not when they try to be entertaining and funny. “They should not mix humor and food,” says Howard in his mother’s voice, “A cooking show is supposed to be learning how to cook, and I’m not learning anything.” So this makes Howard uncomfortable. He can’t watch cooking shows without [...]
Continue reading...Crazy jogging prank – oh those kooky Germans
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
So awesome! These crafty Germans dug a big hole in the middle of a jogging trail, filled it with water, covered it with leaves, and caught all the chaos on tape. The bike riders at the end are the best. Too bad you can’t see the unsuspecting victims kicking the shit out of the pranksters off [...]
Continue reading...Baba Booey is a “pretentious” TV producer – Sam Simon isn’t a comedy writer
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Gary got slammed for his “TV terms” again. “The point is pretentious people like you are trying to make the business more complicated,” Howard told faux- television producer Gary. Howard read an email from Sam Simon saying he’s never heard of the term “dark.” Gary thought Sam was just trying to be funny, calling him an “aspiring comedy [...]
Continue reading...Auto-tune doesn’t help Howard sing – Scott the Engineer fucks up again
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Howard fired up the auto-tuner today. It didn’t work. Howard still sounded like shit. “There’s no effect on here, Scott you fucker!” Howard yelled, “Scott just wasted thousands of dollars!” Howard tried singing “Purple Rain” with auto-tune, but he sounded as horrible as ever, no difference. “We set it to the setting that were recommended for that effect,” [...]
Continue reading...Horrible “Brat Pack” at the Oscars – tribute to John Hughes
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Here’s the “Brat Pack’s” Oscars tribute to the late director John Hughes. It’s rough. Judd Nelson looks like a derelict. Molly Ringwald now plays left tackle for the Steelers. And Macaulay Culkin’s face hasn’t aged in 20 years. “The whole Brat pack was depressing,” said Howard.
Continue reading...“Iron Man 2″ – new official trailer
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Iron Man 2 looks bad ass. In this trailer, you get a good look at Don Cheadle as War Machine. So fucking cool! And Scarlett Johansson is smoking hot in that skin tight leather outfit. Hey now!
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- Jabba the Rush in serious condition – "rushed" to the hospital
- Artie tries to kill himself - our Artie is still the greatest
- Gabourey Sidibe is fat and needs help - major media backlash against Howard
- Big fatso Rush Limbaugh's shitty TV feed
- Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again
- Management tells Artie to stay home - he might be in trouble -- UPDATE --
- Stern Show Blog is nearing 1,000 Twitter followers
- The Who stink up the Super Bowl - halftime show from hell
- Picture: Stern fan Sandy catches JD and Ashley Dupre at Nobu
- Artie's court date set for September 30th
- BrianS: I dig Asian chicks, especially Korean girls. JD sh...
- HStern: JD is the man. That prostitute would be lucky to g...
- Paxton Fudge: Sandy is way hotter than Ashley. I bet she has teh...
- Gina Girl: Sandy cans , Jerry!...
- ElPerro: Man I likes Koreans with big titties!!!...
Thursday, March 18, 2010
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