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Howard manipulated “Private Parts” to make women like him
When talking to Jesse Ventura about conspiracy theories today, Howard revealed a dirty little secret of his own. Howard and a team of writers made a concerted effort to make Private Parts the movie appealing to women. “Men listen to you. Women think you’re disgusting. How can we take this movie and create some sort of arc [...]
Continue reading...“Iron Man 2″ – new official trailer
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Iron Man 2 looks bad ass. In this trailer, you get a good look at Don Cheadle as War Machine. So fucking cool! And Scarlett Johansson is smoking hot in that skin tight leather outfit. Hey now!
Continue reading...Rick’s Girls pick their Oscar Winners – pole dancers get polled
Friday, March 5, 2010
Fuck Joan Rivers and Roger Ebert’s Oscar picks! What do hot chicks who take their clothes off think? Nice ass and tits are the best credentials anyway. Rick’s Cabaret polled—tee-hee, “poled”—eighty-two Rick’s Girls for their 2010 Academy Awards winners. Here’s what they “came” up with. Best Picture – Avatar Best Actress – Meryl Streep Best Actor - George Clooney Best [...]
Continue reading...Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time – official trailer
Friday, March 5, 2010
Here’s Robin’s boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal in the new Prince of Persia movie. I think it’s based on the video game. I remember the original from 80s. So annoying, all sorts of retarded jumping!
Continue reading...Never released “Star Wars” photos – C-3PO has a smoke
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Hey, if you had to work in a tin can all day, you’d need a fucking cigarette too. Total Film has just released 30 never-before-seen photos, like that one, from the original Star Wars movies. You know, the good ones. Other photos include Princess Leia in her hot little slave outfit, Luke Skywalker slaying Darth Vader, and [...]
Continue reading...“Zoolander” sequel getting fast tracked – gasoline fight!
Monday, March 1, 2010
No “eugoogly” needed for the Zoolander franchise. A sequel to the 2001 film is in the works and being quickly moved into production. Ben Stiller is set to return and Super Bad’s Jonah Hill is in talks to be the villain, but no word if Owen Wilson will reprise his role as “Hansel.” “You is talking loco [...]
Continue reading...“Dice” to headline “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane” anniversary tour
Friday, February 26, 2010
Dice will be doing shows at the Las Vegas Hilton later this year to kick off a tour celebrating the 20th anniversary of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. The 1990 movie featured Dice in the lead role, Ford Fairlane, a macho “rock & roll” detective. Ha, no shit! “Fairlane” co-starred 80s music icons Billy Idol, Morris Day, Wayne [...]
Continue reading...Howard and his scarf at last night’s “Green Zone” premiere
Friday, February 26, 2010
The King of All Fashion Accessories attended the premiere of Green Zone last night in Lincoln Square, New York City; with the goggles, cargo pants, and wind scarf, Howard looks like he’s about to jump into the cockpit of a bi-wing. But Beth was rocking a hot little miniskirt. Via Ace Showbiz.
Continue reading...Tracy Morgan is going to be a big star – he had to call a crack head summit
Thursday, February 25, 2010
After defiling porn star Riley Steele, Tracy Morgan continued his assault on the Stern Show. Tracy stopped by to promote his new movie Cop Out opening Friday. It co-stars action hero Bruce Willis, so it’s a big break for Tracy. “I believe you’re going to get into a whole new level now,” Howard told Tracy. But Tracy is [...]
Continue reading...“Death at a Funeral” – official trailer
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Weird, the original Death at a Funeral came out in 2007, but Tracy Morgan and Chris Rock have already done a remake. It’s basically the black version of the movie. Kevin Hart and Martin Lawrence are in it too. That’s a funny fucking lineup. “Mo’ money, mo’ money, Mo’ money!”
Continue reading...JD gets $5,000 to take Ashley Dupre out – “I don’t know!”
Monday, February 22, 2010
Howard let the crew go to a screening of Shutter Island last week, so JD “wisely” took Ashley Dupre. Howard asked, “What was she wearing?” “Suit of armor!” Robin exclaimed. But JD replied, “I think like a sweater, her boots, and a pair of pants.” “Her boots.” Good thing, it’s pretty tacky to wear someone else’s boots on a [...]
Continue reading...Benicio Del Toro is “The Wolfman” – but no doggy style for Robin
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Star of The Wolfman Benicio Del Toro was in studio today, and despite being a man of hardly any words, he’s a really cool guest. Plus Lady Quivers wants to fuck his brains out. But Benicio isn’t banging Robin anytime soon. He dodged Howard’s offering her up. “Coolest girl on radio,” Benicio called Robin. Howard replied, “Cool, schmool, she’s [...]
Continue reading...Robin needs to bang “The Wolfman” – he’ll eat her pussies
Thursday, February 11, 2010
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Lady Quivers needs a good hard fucking. Howard wants her to date The Wolfman, Benicio Del Toro. He’ll do a number on Robin. The Wolfman is a freak. “He’s a little nutty, he’ll sleep at your feet, literally,” Howard said, “He’ll eat your cats.” Robin replied, “I’ll have to put him in a cage every night.” “Leave it to [...]
Continue reading...“The Last Airbender” – official Super Bowl trailer
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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Here’s the Super Bowl spot for The Last Airbender movie, directed by friend of the show M. Night Shyamalan. It looks like they took a lame kids’ cartoon and amped it up for adults, making it cool. But the arrow on the kid’s head is retarded.
Continue reading...“Alice in Wonderland” – official trailer
Monday, February 8, 2010
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Howard said he’s really excited about Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. So am I. Howard also liked Shutter Island and the new Robin Hood incarnation.
Continue reading...“The Crazies” – official trailer
Saturday, February 6, 2010
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Check out The Crazies. It’s sort of a zombie movie. The sheriff from Deadwood is in it. Looks really cool! But this coming from a guy who plays Left 4 Dead 2 all day and who’s favorite movie is Shaun of the Dead. “There’s a girl in the garden.”
Continue reading...“Welcome To The Boomtown” – “Boss’th, I love me dis’ song.”
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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Gary fires up the turntable in his enclosure and swings to “Welcome To The Boomtown” by David and David. Yucko said Ba Ba Booey can play records with his teeth, like the jukebox from The Flintstones. Score a few points for the disgusting clown. “He should wear a giant toothbrush around his neck,” joked Howard, “Or [...]
Continue reading...“Transformers” wins shitty movie nominations – bullshit!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Kiss my ass. Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen got zonked with seven Razzie nominations. The Razzie’s are Hollywood spoof “awards” for horrible movies. Nominations include Worst Picture, Worst Sequel, Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf for Worst Couple, and Megan Fox got nailed again—tee hee—for Worst Actress. Can’t argue with the shitty actress thing though. Transformers rocked. I got the [...]
Continue reading...Mel Gibson’s asshole interview – “You’re an idiot!”
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Here’s the interview with Mel Gibson where he calls WGN reporter Dean Richards an “asshole” for bringing up his drunken Jew hating tirades. “I love how he wants to pretend like he doesn’t know what he’s [Dean] talking about,” said Robin. No doubt, Mel Gibson is a fuck nut, but that movie Payback is fucking rad [...]
Continue reading...“Please Give” – clips from the movie
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Lisa G. reported that Howard is part of the plot in a new Oliver Platt and Amanda Peet—i.e movie death—called Please Give. Oliver’s character is a big Stern fan and wants to talk about Howard all the time. Sounds like Mariann from Brooklyn with a cock.
Continue reading...“The Wolfman” – official trailer
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Howard and Robin saw a screening of The Wolfman, and loved it. It stars Benicio Del Toro, Hugo Weaving, and Anthony Hopkins. It’s dark and creepy, plus Benicio Del Toro is a great choice. Benicio always plays a seedy antihero character, which is cool, but Benicio will also be playing Moe in the new Three Stooges [...]
Continue reading...Marc Webb tapped to direct “Spider-Man” reboot
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Marc Webb, whose first film was last year’s 500 Days of Summer—Howard’s new favorite teeny-bopper movie—has been named director of the new Spider-Man project. Slated to come out in 2012, this Spider-Man redo will bring Peter Parker back to high school, unlike the ill-fated Spider-Man 4 that was planned to continue the existing Toby Maguire storyline. Former [...]
Continue reading...Smokin’ hot Zoe Saldana – fuckable blue chick in “Avatar”
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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Howard would fuck the blue Na’vi “chick” in Avatar. Actually, he’d bang Zoe Saldana, who plays Neytiri in the movie; Lieutenant Uhura from the new Star Trek. “She’s good to go that one,” said Howard, “That’s my kind of woman. I go for the black woman.” Blue, black, who’s counting!
Continue reading...“Ghostbusters 3″ is gearing up – Ivan Reitman set to direct it
Monday, January 18, 2010
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Ivan Reitman, who directed the first two Ghostbusters movies, will direct the upcoming third film. A script is still in development, with writers Lee Eisneberg, who wrote on The Office, and Gene Stupnitsky, also from The Office as well as Curb Your Enthusiasm, both are working to reboot the franchise. Ivan is also involved with the script [...]
Continue reading...“Ferris Bueller” remake gets green lighted – what the fuck
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Looks like Hollywood is set to fuck up—err, remake—1986’s cult classic Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and Matthew Broderick has given his blessing. But Matthew doesn’t want to be in it and would prefer the new film be completely recast. Rumors are still mixed. It could either be a sequel or a remake. Ugh, both would be horrible. And [...]
Continue reading...“The A-Team” – official trailer
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Here’s the trailer for The A-Team movie, with Liam Neeson and MMA fighter Quinton “Rampage” Jackson as Sgt. B.A. Baracus, a.k.a. the Mr. T character. Oh man, it looks B for bad, very bad.
Continue reading...“Spider-Man 4″ shit canned – adios Toby Maguire
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Columbia is ditching Spider-Man 4, and now plans to revamp the franchise, jettisoning stars Toby Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, and director Sam Raimi. This following reports that Sam Raimi and Columbia Pictures were unable to settle on a villain for the fourth installment of the series, which debuted in 2002. Now Spider-Man will be recast and bring [...]
Continue reading...New “Spider-Man” movie delayed – who will be the villain?
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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Spider-Man 4, slated for release on May 11, 2011, may be pushed back. Director Sam Raimi and Sony Studios can’t agree on the main villain. Sam, who directed all three previous Spider-Man films, wants the Vulture to be the bad guy, but Sony wants Black Cat. So now there’s a big pissing match. Vulture is an old [...]
Continue reading...Mariah Carey’s drunk ass acceptance speech – “Vodka straight up, thank you!”
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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Here’s fatso Mariah Carey’s sloshed acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival for her role in Precious. But Mariah’s hardly in the movie. “She is probably in the film for ten minutes,” Howard said, “A semi-retarded person could play this role that she had.”
Continue reading...“Day Breakers” – official trailer
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
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Howard and Robin are still excited to see Day Breakers. It’s about the whole world being vampires and running out of blood. It opens Friday. “Vampires are my favorite.”
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