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Auto-tune doesn’t help Howard sing – Scott the Engineer fucks up again
Howard fired up the auto-tuner today. It didn’t work. Howard still sounded like shit. “There’s no effect on here, Scott you fucker!” Howard yelled, “Scott just wasted thousands of dollars!” Howard tried singing “Purple Rain” with auto-tune, but he sounded as horrible as ever, no difference. “We set it to the setting that were recommended for that effect,” [...]
Continue reading...Tommy James rocks out in studio – likes shooting his pool
Monday, March 8, 2010
Music legend Tommy James, from Tommy James & The Shondells, dropped by today. Tommy sounded really good. Howard said he used to see Tommy on television as a kid. “I remember watching you on TV and thinking this guy must get tons of pussy,” Howard told Tommy,” It’s insane! Tommy dodged the question. He had some “good [...]
Continue reading...Abe “The Heartless” wins “cockaoke” – this is “American Cockoake Idol”
Thursday, March 4, 2010
“Cockoake” returned to the Stern Show today. Five unknown bands competed for a chance to have their music played on the show and win $5,000. And Sal got a bunch of guys to breathe on his cock. Howard called all five bands into the studio, none of them knowing the price of fame involved singing into Sal’s [...]
Continue reading...Howard forgets Carly Simon told him it’s David Geffen — UPDATE —
Monday, March 1, 2010
A few years ago, Howard was all excited when Carly whispered to him the name of the person who “You’re So Vain” is about it. But it turns out it wasn’t a big deal to him after all. “You know I forgot,” says Howard, “I don’t give a shit.” On Friday, reports broke about Carly revealing the person [...]
Continue reading...Carly Simon spills the beans on “You’re So Vain” – it’s about David Geffen
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Howard was all excited when Carly Simon told him the name of the person who inspired her song “You’re So Vain” a few years ago. It was speculated for 38 years that the song is about an ex-boyfriend, maybe Mick Jagger or Cat Stevens. But it’s a secret no more. Sorry Howard. It’s music producer David Geffen. Carly [...]
Continue reading...“We Are The World” redux – official music video
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Here’s the Haiti version of “We Are The World.” It starts at the 1:15 mark, so you can skip past all the Jamie Foxx bullshit. And its painfully obvious people like Pink and Miley Cyrus are pretty talent-less when in the presence of real singers. And it’s pretty funny to see old Tony Bennett standing in [...]
Continue reading...B-52s’s Fred Schneider doesn’t bang his fans
Monday, February 22, 2010
Fred Schneider from the B-52s dropped by today. It was surprising to hear Fred is originally from New Jersey; weird, since he sounded like he just walked out of the cotton plantation. Fred later moved to Georgia, so that explains the hee haw. But spliced over his twang was a lot of homo. Fred’s gay. It didn’t surprise [...]
Continue reading...Elton John says Jesus was super gay – fabulous!
Saturday, February 20, 2010
In an interview, Sir Elton John called Jesus a “super-intelligent gay man.” But the Church of England doesn’t agree—unless Jesus was a “super-intelligent boy.” “Sir Elton’s reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians,” said a spokesman for the church. Speaking of gay, Elton John’s “The Last Song between a [...]
Continue reading...John Mayer apologizes for saying “nigger” – in concert, fail
Thursday, February 11, 2010
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Nut-less John Mayer apologizes–hand in hand with black people–for using the word “nigger” in his recent Playboy magazine interview at a concert in Nashville, Tennessee. “Oh, he is really full of himself,” Robin, our resident black, said, “I want to throw up!” But isn’t Tennessee the perfect place to say nigger? Don’t they put it on [...]
Continue reading...Acoustic “Straight Up” – Andrew Garcia on “American Idol”
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Here’s the “Puerto Rican looking” guy Howard talked about playing Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up” acoustically on American Idol. I’m not sure what’s lamer, the original, or this. Fail.
Continue reading...Sheryl Crow coming to “Cougar Town”
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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At 47, Sheryl Crow is definitely a cougar. Sheryl will star in three episodes of Cougar Town on ABC as a love interest of Courtney Cox’s neighbor in the show “Grayson,” played by Josh Hopkins. But the name of her character hasn’t been announced yet. As a guy who likes older chicks, I’d bang the shit out of [...]
Continue reading...The Who stink up the Super Bowl – halftime show from hell
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Whoa! The Who should pack it in. Their glory days are way behind them. Roger Daltrey sounded like he was squeezing out a shit the whole time. A greatest hits CD and some bottle rockets would have been better. It’s a sad day for rock & roll. Yikes!
Continue reading...Men at Work stole “Down Under” from the kookaburra – what the fuck!
Saturday, February 6, 2010
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Turns out, that annoying “I come from the land down under” 80s song from Men at Work might not be an, uh, original creation. Men at Work are being sued for ripping off the beat from an Australian children’s song called “Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree.” Fuck’em! That song is annoying. It gets stuck [...]
Continue reading...Songs from Vinnie’s musical “Hereafter” – it’s no “Restless Restless”
Thursday, February 4, 2010
At last count, Vinnie Favale put up $70,000 of his own money to make “Hereafter.” His musical about death and dying; at least that’s what I think it’s about. Sorry, I went to a state school. That first song is called “Life & Death.” I’m no Broadway fag, but it doesn’t sound bad at all. It’s well-produced [...]
Continue reading...“Porn Star” – Swollen Members
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Finally! I found a theme song for the blog. They’re called the Swollen Members, and the song is “Porn Star.” It’s all about fucking a porno chick. Hey now! That’s the lame YouTube video, but here’s the NSFW version. Lots of tits! Song rocks too.
Continue reading...“Ghost Town” – Charred Walls of the Damned
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Here’s “Ghost Town” by Richard Christy’s band Charred Walls of the Damned. “I like the damned. They’re my favorite.” Gary’s son Lucas really likes it. I don’t know. It sounds like someone singing over a bag of wrenches being thrown down the front steps. Richard said he hears voices in his head who tell him to [...]
Continue reading...“We Are The World” redux – The Big Lebowski sings along
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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Here’s what the remake of “We Are The World” looks like. It features Harry Connick Jr., Vince Vaughn, Usher, will.i.am, and most importantly Jeff “The Dude” Bridges. All proceeds from the song go to Haitian relief efforts. The 1985 version benefited Africa. Via Life.
Continue reading...Andrea Bocelli doing “Bridge over Troubled Water” on the Grammy’s
Monday, February 1, 2010
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Here’s Andrea Bocelli and Mary J. Blige performing “Bridge over Troubled Water” at the Grammy’s. Andrea is blind, so Howard said, “This is embarrassing. Andrea can’t see, he was singing into her ass.” Howard thought Andrea was speaking Avatar language.
Continue reading...Weird black dude introduces Lady Gaga at the Grammy’s
Monday, February 1, 2010
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My eyes and ears are bleeding. Some looney tunes black guy introduces and, uh, “performs” with Lady Gaga at the Grammy’s. Thank God Elton John saved it. I’d still fuck the shit out of Lady Gaga’s crazy ass. She’s good and damaged. I bet she likes to be tied up and slapped around. Hey now!
Continue reading...Ozzy Osbourne chats with Tommy Lee – while Tommy gets a blowjob
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
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Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne stopped by today—Ozzy’s a longtime friend of the show—and the mush-mouth didn’t disappoint. Sure, trying to find a private place to “scratch his balls” during taping for The Osbournes television show was a funny story. But his rap about Tommy Lee was fucking great. “You were hanging out with Mötley Crüe,” Howard set [...]
Continue reading...Robin stiffs Leslie West on a guitar – never says thank you
Monday, January 25, 2010
Leslie West of Mountain—and long time friend of the show—dropped by today to scold Lady Quivers on her bad etiquette. “You donated a guitar to Robin’s Eretria charity,” Howard said to Leslie, “And I know it upset you that you never got a thank you.” “Thank you? Anything!” Leslie exclaimed. Turns out, Robin’s minions let her down. She [...]
Continue reading...Jennifer Hudson at Hope For Haiti Now – “Let It Be”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Howard was pretty taken with Jennifer Hudson doing “Let It Be.” He said it was moving, plus, “She’s got a beautiful face, that’s what you say about heavy people,” Howard joked.
Continue reading...Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow, and Keith Urban at Hope For Haiti Now – “Lean On Me”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Another good one from Hope For Haiti Now; Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow, and some nobody named Keith Urban. Howard liked Kid Rock, saying, “I’m telling you Kid Rock was fucking good!”
Continue reading...Shakira at Hope For Haiti Now – “I’ll Stand By You”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Howard dug Shakira’s big fat ass—err, her song—at the Hope For Haiti Now concert. “She’s good. I didn’t know she could actually sing,” Howard said, “And she looks good too.”
Continue reading...Bruce Springsteen at Hope For Haiti Now – “We Shall Overcome”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Check out The Boss singing at the Hope For Haiti Now concert on the Friday. Howard liked Bruce’s performance the best, but could do without the accordion and the black people singing in the background. Fiyah!
Continue reading...Scott Weiland – “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Fail! Here’s Scott Weiland singing a fucking Christmas song. Oh how the mighty have fallen!
Continue reading...Prince’s Vikings fight song – “Purple and Gold”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Here’s Prince’s gay “fight song” for the Minnesota Vikings. Guess it didn’t work. Howard thinks Prince has gone fruity. “You’re telling me he’s never sucked a dick, Howard joked, “There’s nothing masculine about this guy.” Wanh! Brett Favre sucks, wanh!
Continue reading...“Watermark” – Art Garfunkel
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Here’s the Art Garfunkel song “Watermark” Howard played on the air today. It’s really soft and wimpy. “I can’t believe he’s not gay,” joked Howard.
Continue reading...Quick bullets: It’s really called Stern “Fag” Network. Ashley Dupre bails again. Gary spreads for “GameRoom Magazine.”
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! An emailer wrote in calling people on Stern “Fan” Network “zit-faced virgins” and saying, “These people are such nothings, they’re even jealous of J.D.” But best of all, he referred to Stern Fan Network as “Stern Fag Network.” Nice! Gary revealed celebrity super [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Howard renames Lady Gaga. Uganda wants to kill all homosexuals. J.D. has “mesmerizing” hands.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard likes Lady Gaga’s new song “Bad Romance,” especially the beginning when she mumbles gibberish. “It sounds like my Torah portion,” he said. But Howard did have one recommendation for Lady Gaga. She should call herself “Madam Poopie.” Awesome! Jimmy Kimmel stayed at [...]
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