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Animal Planet gives Mike Tyson a show – he’s racing pigeons
The Mike Tyson lore never ends. It’s an unlikely combination—PETA is already pissed about it—but Iron Mike is getting a new show on Animal Planet. Mike loves birds. He still owns a few hundred birds at lofts in New Jersey and Brooklyn. So the new show is called “Taking on Tyson” and showcases pigeon racing, which is [...]
Continue reading...Rex Ryan gets stomach surgery – Howard’s favorite team is safe
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
In January, Gary joked that New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has a body like High Pitch Eric. And when watching his “favorite” team the Jets during the playoffs, Howard said, “I don’t know much about football, but he’s on his way to a heart attack for Christ’s sake!” Not anymore. Jets head tubbo Rex Ryan [...]
Continue reading...Britain is shipping 42 million condoms to South Africa, for the World Cup
Thursday, March 11, 2010
To help stop the spread of HIV during the World Cup, Great Britain is sending 42 million condoms to South Africa. That’s $1.5 million worth of rubbers. Sounds like the World Cup of cock! In South Africa, it’s estimated that 5.7 million people have HIV. That’s one in every five adults, with 1,400 new cases of the [...]
Continue reading...College basketball girl fight – bitch slappin’ bitches
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Who said chick sports aren’t as a good as guy sports? Uh, everyone! But check out Baylor’s Brittney Griner getting gully all over Texas Tech’s Jordan Barncastle. Booyah! Via The Dagger.
Continue reading...Captain Janks pranks ESPN as Brian Westbrook — UPDATE — ESPN producers threatening Janks
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Here’s Captain Janks pranking ESPN anchor Scott Van Pelt. Janks pretends to be running back Brian Westbrook, who was just cut by the Philadelphia Eagles. Brian might be out of a job, but he’s way more concerned about Howard Stern’s prostate. Hey now! Gary said he felt bad because Scott is a huge fan of the [...]
Continue reading...San Diego Chargers release LaDainian Tomlinson
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
On Monday, the Chargers cut running back LaDainian Tomlinson after nine seasons with the team, 12,490 rushing yards, and five Pro Bowl appearances. LaDainian turned 30 last summer—the expiration date for NFL running backs—and showed his age with a bad 2009 season, making him expendable. No worries. LaDainian better answer his phone, Bill Belichick is calling. And rumor [...]
Continue reading...Tiger Woods gives his “Bar Mitzvah” speech
Monday, February 22, 2010
Howard ripped on Tiger Woods’s public apology, or “Bar Mitzvah” speech. Howard played the audio today. “This is like a kid at his Bar Mitzvah trying to read his speech that he wrote,” says Howard. Tiger sounded like a jackass, fumbling all over his own prewritten words. Fail! “He reads like a 13 year old,” said Howard. Then [...]
Continue reading...Tiger Woods’ public statement – “I’m sorry…leave my family alone”
Friday, February 19, 2010
Tiger Woods made his first public statement since his pussy filled scandal broke Thanksgiving night. No surprise. Huggy Bear Woods punked out; apologizing, asking paparazzi to back off his family, and saying he needs to return to his Buddhist roots. Buddhism? Every idiot gets religion when they fuck up. “I convinced myself that normal rules didn’t apply,” said [...]
Continue reading...Porn star says Tiger Woods got her preggo, twice!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Oh that Tiger Woods is a dirty boy. Tiger goes in raw. Porn star, and owner of two big fake ass titties, Joslyn James says she and Tiger used to fuck without protection all the time, and as a result of their risqué behavior, Joslyn got pregnant two times. One ended as a clot in the toilet [...]
Continue reading...Warren Sapp busted for allegedly roughing up a woman — UPDATE — Warren going on Bubba
Monday, February 8, 2010
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“Is Wayne Brady gonna’ have to choke’ a bitch?” Maybe not Wayne, but former NFL defensive end Warren Sapp was arrested for allegedly choking a woman in a Miami Beach hotel. The victim, who says she’s been dating Warren for two years, claims he roughed her up while trying to throw her out of the room after [...]
Continue reading...The Who stink up the Super Bowl – halftime show from hell
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Whoa! The Who should pack it in. Their glory days are way behind them. Roger Daltrey sounded like he was squeezing out a shit the whole time. A greatest hits CD and some bottle rockets would have been better. It’s a sad day for rock & roll. Yikes!
Continue reading...Saints are going to Disney World – Super Bowl champs!
Sunday, February 7, 2010
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“Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?” Not the Colts! New Orleans can celebrate. In their first trip to the big game, the Saints are bringing home the Lombardi Trophy, winning Super Bowl XLIV. A risky on-sides kick from head coach Sean Payton coming out of halftime, and then a big 74 yard interception taken to the [...]
Continue reading...Hall of Fame wide receiver Michael Irvin accused of rape
Sunday, February 7, 2010
A Florida woman alleges retired Dallas Cowboys wide out Michael Irvin raped her two and a half years ago. No criminal charges have been filed yet. And Michael Irvin’s lawyer calls the allegation totally untrue. The unnamed woman says the assault occurred late night on July 5, 2007 at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in [...]
Continue reading...Come get Tiger’s balls – the mistress collection — UPDATE –
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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Too bad the holidays are over. These would have made a great stocking stuffer—emphasis on stuff-her. For 60 bucks you can whack off—err, whack around—all of Tiger’s mistresses; your favorites, like Holly Sampson and Rachel Uchitel. I could see the Jackass guys teeing off and smacking these balls into each others, uh, balls. But this is only the [...]
Continue reading...Herschel Walker whoops some ass – wins his MMA debut
Monday, February 1, 2010
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Herschel Walker, making his mixed martial arts debut on Saturday, beat his 26 year old opponent. The referee called the fight at the 2:17 mark of the third round; the 47 year old Walker wasn’t even tired. His conditioning was so good he didn’t get gassed like a lot of heavy weight fighters do. If you remember, the [...]
Continue reading...Sirius XM kicks off multi-national Super Bowl coverage
Saturday, January 30, 2010
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On Super Bowl Sunday, Sirius XM will offer multiple channels of coverage, including both the Saints (Sirius 125, XM 103) and Colts (Sirius 123, XM 102) call. Plus broadcasts in 10 foreign languages. Of note, Dutch, Hungarian, Danish, and Russian; I understand Spanish, but Hungarian? Do those people even have shoes? You can pick up the national coverage on [...]
Continue reading...Whore Loredana Jolie says Tiger Woods was a freak
Friday, January 29, 2010
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Another one of Tiger’s sex buddies is cumming—err, coming—forward. Alleged call girl Loredana Jolie, says, “Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal.” It doesn’t sound like Tiger liked the Ronnie Mund dildo up the ass, but he did like role-playing and watching other girls fuck each other. Plus Tiger would fuck for a long time. Loredana reveals, “He [...]
Continue reading...Greg Oden apologizes for his big dick – leaked nude photos
Thursday, January 28, 2010
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Digital camera, plus mirror, plus celebrity, equals disaster—if they’re a dude! Katy Perry (NSFW) and Rihanna (NSFW) nakedness is totally fine. Portland Trailblazers center Greg Oden is hardly the dirty girl, that’s why he’s apologizing for his leaked mirror shots (NSFW), revealing is monster schlong. Greg apologized to the fans and the organization, saying, “I’ve definitely matured [...]
Continue reading...Kentucky’s John Calipari calls ESPN’s John Buccigross a “jagoff”
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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During a live television interview Kentucky Wildcats head basketball coach John Calipari called ESPN anchor John Buccigross a ‘jagoff’ on Sportscenter. It happens at the 2-minute mark, right after Buccigross jabs the coach about losing the 2008 NCAA championship game. I thought it was slang for jerk off, but apparently it’s a Pittsburgh thing. Urban Dictionary [...]
Continue reading...Howard is depressed about the Jets loss – Gary doesn’t sit in his stupid stools
Monday, January 25, 2010
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“I could not believe how important this game was to me,” Howard said about the Jets game, “I was screaming and yelling!” All season Howard didn’t give a shit about football, but after last week’s big win, he latched on the Jets. But the Jets choked yesterday. “The Jets are losers. I was depressed,” says Howard, “I was [...]
Continue reading...Whites only basketball league – “woogity boogity”
Friday, January 22, 2010
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If you love basketball, but can’t take it to the hole, without looking like you’re actually falling down a hole, then the “All-American Basketball Alliance” is for you. But you better be “why-ate” too! AABA commissioner Don “Moose” Lewis says whites are now the minority in this country, so his people need a place to play “fundamental”—i.e. [...]
Continue reading...Bubba talks about his girl fight – he’s all “Haiti-ed out”
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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Bubba explained his fight with Amazon—err, Awesome—Kong today. Turns out, it was real, and not a scripted wrestling bit. Big daddy Kong got pissed at Bubba for saying “f-Haiti” on his Twitter and bashing Haiti on his show. So Howard asked him. “Why’d you say f-Haiti?” “Quite frankly, I’m Haiti-ed out. To be honest with you,” Bubba [...]
Continue reading...“Tiger Woods Select” – new “Master Tape Theater” special
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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On Friday, Master Tape Theater will air a special Tiger Woods show; including all of Howard’s, at that time, crazy predictions about Tiger. “I go on explain to you that Tiger Woods is a disaster in the making,” says Howard. Robin remarked, “Basically if you look at a person you can see that they’re a mess.” And coincidentally [...]
Continue reading...Brett Favre doing “Pants on the Ground” – Go Saints!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Ugh! Brett Favre has to be banned from the Hall of Fame. How the mighty have fallen! Here’s Brett celebrating the Vikings win against the Cowboys on Sunday with his “Pants on the Ground”. Fuck it! I’m rooting for the Saints now. “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”
Continue reading...“Mike and Mike” tongue slip – “Martin Luther Coon, Jr.”
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Mike Greenberg from ESPN’s Mike and Mike gaffed and said “Martin Luther Coon, Jr.,” instead of Martin Luther King, Jr. He just got tongue tied, but still apologized for what it sounded like.
Continue reading...Lane Kiffin is a naughty boy – drunk driving and banging coeds
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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USC Trojans new football coach Lane Kiffin might have bailed on his University of Tennessee job after one year, but it looks like he left a shit load in his wake. Rumors are swirling that mack daddy Lane had a bachelor pad—he’s married with kids—in downtown Knoxville, where he would fuck busty coeds. Lane also crashed his [...]
Continue reading...Tiger Woods in sex rehab – he’s got pussy problems
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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Robin reported that Tiger “Huggy Bear” Woods has checked into sex rehabilitation in Hattiesburg, Mississippi; cousin fucking capital of America. “He’s definitely got some sort of problem,” says Howard, “It would take years to cure him.” “Pussy’s the worst thing to ever happen to this guy,” insisted Howard. Tiger needs his dad to straighten him out. Howard, as Tiger [...]
Continue reading...Howard is now a Jets fan – Rex Ryan is a lard ass
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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“As long as they keep winning,” Howard said about the New York Jets, “I love the Jets, it’s fantastic.” Howard—and Gary too—are excited over the Jets win against the San Diego Chargers this weekend, putting them in the AFC Championship game. But Howard was more amazed by the size of Jets head coach Rex “Reed”— it’s Rex [...]
Continue reading...ESPN going 3-D – college football, basketball, and more
Friday, January 15, 2010
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In June, ESPN will give 3-D broadcasting a try, showcasing 85 live sporting events in the third dimension. It’ll start with the 2010 FIFA World Cup match, with South Africa taking on Mexico, and next year 3-D will expand to college football and basketball games, including the 2011 BCS National Championship Game. And in the future, ESPN [...]
Continue reading...“Lork” the BCS streaker – high as a mother fucker
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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The big black dude, or “Lork”, who streaked this year’s BCS championship game with “Howard Stern” scrawled across his ass, called in today. “That shit was crazy,” Lork told Howard, “Straight up wild as hell.” But Lork’s stunt never made it to TV. Thank God there’s YouTube! “It’s all good man, because the internet is on our [...]
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