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“You’ll suck dick” for Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Ha! Look very closely. Not sure if it’s real or not, but let’s pretend it is. Fucking funny as hell! The expression on the news anchor’s face is priceless. Hey now! Via Canuckle Head.
Continue reading...Obama rocks out the auto-tune – steals Howard’s bit
Friday, March 12, 2010
Ha! Looks like President Obama is trying out the auto-tune too. And he’s having just about the same amount of “success” with it too.
Continue reading...Everyone steals from Howard – Jay Leno is a “fucking crook”
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Howard got charged up about people stealing his bits again, like Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader. “It’s very upsetting to me when someone lifts my game show ideas,” he said. Howard admitted today he talked to a lawyer about suing the show, but the guy told him it is “very difficult” to take action in [...]
Continue reading...Gabourey Sidibe is fat and needs help – major media backlash against Howard
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Howard got slammed in the media for calling star of Precious Gabourey Sidibe a big fatso. “There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen,” Howard said yesterday, “Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.” Howard played a bunch of news reports trashing him for his [...]
Continue reading...Oscars cut Tiger Woods jokes – it was “too rude”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
The douche bags in charge of the Academy Awards chickened out and clipped a series of Tiger Woods jokes from the show. Hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were supposed to deliver the lines. An insider tells Page Six, “Some of the Tiger jokes were deemed too rude.” Fucking pussies! Grow a set. But Tiger won’t catch any breaks [...]
Continue reading...Jesse Ventura wants more gays in the military
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Governor Jesse Ventura stopped by today. Jesse is always a topnotch guest. He’s super interesting. Howard asked Jesse how he feels about gays in the military. For a big tough macho guy, Jesse is very liberal on it. “How dare us not allow gay people to serve their country,” he told Howard, “We are not the ‘Hetero [...]
Continue reading...Dan Rather says Obama couldn’t sell watermelons
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Here’s Dan Rather’s watermelon comment about President Obama. I don’t think Dan was being racist, but it is interesting that when he thinks of a black guy, watermelon pops up. Then again, everyone does it at some point. It’s funny. “Holy mack’el!”
Continue reading...Howard’s mom doesn’t mix comedy with cooking – she’s stuck in his head
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Mama Stern loves to watch cooking shows, but not when they try to be entertaining and funny. “They should not mix humor and food,” says Howard in his mother’s voice, “A cooking show is supposed to be learning how to cook, and I’m not learning anything.” So this makes Howard uncomfortable. He can’t watch cooking shows without [...]
Continue reading...Baba Booey is a “pretentious” TV producer – Sam Simon isn’t a comedy writer
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Gary got slammed for his “TV terms” again. “The point is pretentious people like you are trying to make the business more complicated,” Howard told faux- television producer Gary. Howard read an email from Sam Simon saying he’s never heard of the term “dark.” Gary thought Sam was just trying to be funny, calling him an “aspiring comedy [...]
Continue reading...Horrible “Brat Pack” at the Oscars – tribute to John Hughes
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Here’s the “Brat Pack’s” Oscars tribute to the late director John Hughes. It’s rough. Judd Nelson looks like a derelict. Molly Ringwald now plays left tackle for the Steelers. And Macaulay Culkin’s face hasn’t aged in 20 years. “The whole Brat pack was depressing,” said Howard.
Continue reading...Baba Booey still thinks he’s a TV producer – “We’re going dark boss’th!”
Monday, March 8, 2010
Gary got ripped for using television terms for radio again, like going “dark” when the show is away. But radio doesn’t go dark. “On radio you say we go on vacation,” barked Howard, “We don’t go dark!” But Gary replied, “I’ll pull you ten fucking emails, can you please tells us when you’re dark.” Robin told Howard, Gary “speaks [...]
Continue reading...Neil Patrick Harris’s big gay Oscar song – welcome to the “homo room”
Monday, March 8, 2010
Here’s Neil Patrick Harris reminding everyone he’s gay at the Oscars last night. It’s a super gay and super lame musical number. “Nobody knows what he’s singing about,” says Howard, “He went down twenty-five points on that one. His agent should say no to that.”
Continue reading...Sarah Palin does “standup” on Leno – she’s a fucking maniac
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Jon Stewart did a nice job ripping Sarah Palin’s “standup comedy” debut on The Tonight Show. Howard hates it too. “Ugh, I can’t take this,” he groaned, “She’s just a fucking maniac!”
Continue reading...David Letterman has “pussy powers” – Howard is “fuck room” less
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Howard talked about a Vanity Fair article praising David Letterman’s ability to seduce chicks. Dave has serious mojo. “I was madly in love with him at the time,” a former intern told the magazine, “I would have married him. He was hilarious.” Howard was impressed. Who wouldn’t be! “Once you get around him [Dave], you got to fuck him,” [...]
Continue reading...Jim Norton sucks Jay Leno’s cock – doesn’t think Jay is a thief
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Here’s the clip of Jim Norton on The Joy Behar show talking about Howard’s comments on Jay Leno being a thief. Jim doesn’t agree. He likes Jay. Don’t be shocked, Jim—despite being a great comic and Artie’s buddy—pals around with Jay and something called O&A. Fail!
Continue reading...Erin Andrews joins “Dancing With the Stars” – she should thank her stalker
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Sorry, it’s the truth. If that pervert didn’t take those peephole photos of ESPN hottie Erin Andrews, she’d never be on Dancing With the Stars. No way! What happened to her is a crime, but it also upgraded her “star” power and got her a spot on a popular network television show, not a bad trade [...]
Continue reading...Howard loves trashing Jay – Jay would still take Howard as a guest
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Ragging on Jay Leno is Howard’s new favorite pastime—clearly. “I can sit here and bash Jay Leno day and night,” Howard barked. Howard can trash Jay because Howard’s bigger than Jay. He doesn’t need to suck up to Jay like all the hacks in showbiz. But despite the shit Howard gives him, Jay would take Howard as a [...]
Continue reading...Howard and Simon Cowell bury the hatchet – Simon calls Howard
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Howard got his phone call from Simon Cowell last night, minutes before Simon went on American Idol. “It was as I suspected,” Howard said, “He just wanted to set the record straight.” Simon likes Howard. Simon wasn’t really slamming Howard in the media about his looks. Simon is just having fun with the whole thing, so is [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno soars back into the ratings – it’s fucking disgusting
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Ugh, people are retarded. Jay Leno pulls the all time scumbag move in entertainment history—steals Conan O’Brien’s job—and television viewers welcome him back with open arms. Jay’s return to The Tonight Show on Monday netted 6.6 million viewers, trouncing Letterman’s 3.8 million. The “intrigue” surrounding Jay’s redux probably inflated the number, so hopefully it won’t last. But Jay [...]
Continue reading...Harry Shearer is a “turd” – he’s the voice of “The Simpsons”
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Spinal Tap’s Harry Shearer was in studio today. Don’t be fooled by the monotone voice. Harry is comic royalty. He’s on The Simpsons, does all the Christopher Guest movies, and had that great cameo in Wayne’s World 2 as “Handsome Dan.” Harry has a reputation for being a pain in the ass. But he doesn’t deny it, [...]
Continue reading...Roger Ebert’s new-old voice – Oprah has a smelly pussy
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Here’s Roger Ebert testing out his new computerized voice on Oprah. It’s creepy. He sounds like HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey. “Even through the computer, Roger is more articulate than JD,” joked Howard, “Roger kind of sounds like Tom Chiusano.” But it would have been cool if someone hacked the computer, so we could hear [...]
Continue reading...Howard invades “The CBS Morning Show” – he pounds Jay Leno’s ass
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
With what seemed like a five minute delay, Howard did a rare interview on The CBS Morning Show today. He was the hired gun—assassinate Jay Leno. “Jay leno seems to be the kind of showbiz animal that won’t let go,” Howard told host Harry Smith. Howard called Jay a “lapdog,” because NBC shit canned Jay, but he stuck [...]
Continue reading...Gary the future TV producer – but he’s “incompetent”
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Gary got hit with more ball busting today. This time 14 minutes before Howard went on The CBS Morning Show. “Hard out boss’th” Howard asked a CBS producer how Gary was doing. “We are all very impressed,” the producer said. So Robin replied, “What were you impressed by, be specific?” The guy really liked the studio and thought Howard’s [...]
Continue reading...Gary Coleman goes mental on “The Insider” – “lookie here”
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Here’s Gary Coleman losing his mind on The Insider. Gary’s a volatile little midget. But Howard ragged on co-host Necie Nash, a.k.a Deputy Raineesha Williams from Reno 911, she sounds like the slave days. “Is that Stepin Fetchit,” Howard joked.
Continue reading...Baba Booey is a TV expert – “hard out boss’th”
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
With Howard going on The CBS Early Show this morning, the studio is a buzz with preparation. Gary is in a frenzy. He’s throwing around all sorts of big boy television production words. “Boss’th we have a ‘hard out’ after the two ‘live hits’ this morning, then we’re going to go ‘dark,’” Howard-Gary said, “You’re a hard [...]
Continue reading...No sit-down for George Takei and William Shatner – Howard’s a pain in the ass
Monday, March 1, 2010
In January, it looked like William Shatner and George Takei would sit down with Howard on Shatner’s Raw Nerve to air out their differences. Howard would play moderator. But the idea is dead. “My agent thinks that show is so weird,” said Howard, “He doesn’t want me on it.” Howard and his agent have demands that aren’t going [...]
Continue reading...Kelly Ripa gets a “Consuelos” tattoo – dirty little girl
Monday, March 1, 2010
Kelly Ripa must really be tight with Howard, because Kelly just copied Howard and Beth’s idea. She got her husband’s name tattooed on her body. It’s in cursive on her left wrist. When they got married, Howard got a “B” for Beth on his finger and Beth an “H” for Howard on her forearm. I like that tattoo [...]
Continue reading...Janks pranks the Hawaii tsunami – “Steve Langford’s mother’s a cunt”
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Captain Janks strikes again. “Barry Hershaw” pranks KOHN Hawaii’s live coverage of today’s tsunami scare. Berry gets anchor Kirk Matthews not once, but twice. Thanks to “Steve Langford” for sending it over. “I want you to go to jail for this!”
Continue reading...Ellen DeGeneres is making cunty demands – wants a Mercedes
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Turns out, Ellen is a “misery” after all. The Idol killer is reportedly making all sorts of demands. A show insider says Ellen is asking for a Mercedes as a signing bonus, wants wife Portia de Rossi to be a guest judge—yeah, because she is music expert too—and Ellen insists on doing appearances with Randy Jackson, [...]
Continue reading...Ex-New York sportscaster Marvell Scott accused of child rape
Friday, February 26, 2010
Marvell Scott, a fixture on Channel 7 news in New York, who left his sportscaster job to practice medicine, has been accused of raping a 14 year old hooker. He is said to have picked up the girl near Times Square, brought her back to his place, and fucked her. Marvell, a licensed physician, denies the crime, [...]
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