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Sirius XM’s Spring Training line-up – “Up your butt, Jobu!”
On Friday, Sirius XM kicked off its 2010 coverage of Major League Baseball Spring Training. Subscribers get access to 30 games at various Spring Training locations; including Bubba country, Tampa Bay, Florida. Coverage runs March 5th to March 26th. “Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straight ball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. [...]
Continue reading...ESPN suspends Scott Van Pelt for busting Bud Selig’s balls
Thursday, February 25, 2010
First ESPN radio host Scott Van Pelt gets pranked by Captain Janks posing as Brian Westbrook, and now, ESPN suspended him for comments about MLB Commissioner Bud Selig. Scott ripped Bud Selig for making $18.5 million as commissioner and goofed on his appearance. “It doesn’t sound like any thing to get suspended for,” says Gary. Scotts comments were [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Fred’s martian name is “Miep Gies.” Sex robots are coming. Medicated Pete lied about kissing.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Some dumb ass ran up a bill of more than $21,000 at New York City’s Hustler Club, but doesn’t remember a thing, so he’s refusing to pay it. Howard joked, “I’m trying to get out of my mortgage payment by saying, I [...]
Continue reading...Mark McGwire says he used steroids – no shit!
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Cheating fuck! Nah, who cares at this point? Mark McGwire has come out of the closet. The former MLB slugger now admits to taking steroids when he broke the homerun record in 1998. Mongo—err, Mark—told the AP that he was on the juice on and off for nearly a decade. He has already called MLB commissioner Bud [...]
Continue reading...Derek Jeter getting married – pussy train screeching to a halt
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Ugh, looks like the Yankees are going to suck next year. Jeter will be too busy planning his wedding. It’s being rumored that the Yankees shortstop could be getting married to his girlfriend Minka Kelly in November. A reporter, posing as a bride-to-be, saw “Jeter” on the wedding calendar at Oheka Castle on Long Island. But a representative [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Nick Dipaolo fight was just a bit. Leno killed network television. Another “Gossip Game” shutout.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Supposedly, the brawl between Louis C.K. and Nick Dipaolo was just a bit for Louis’s television show, but Howard remarked, “I don’t know, that sounds awfully real to me.” “I thought about it all afternoon,” Robin said, “And I laughed about it [...]
Continue reading...Phillies trade Cliff Lee for Roy Halladay – what the fuck!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
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After his lights out performance in the World Series, Philadelphia Phillies pitcher—err, ex-Phillie—Cliff Lee is being shipped to Seattle. In return, Philadelphia gets 32 year old Roy Halladay from Toronto. Cliff is 31, so the Phillies aren’t getting any younger, plus Roy has arm issues. This move does jack shit to improve Philly’s stock in the National [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Robin has a bumpy landing. Artie’s off to driving school. Lisa G. won’t sign autographs.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Robin had a choppy flight over vacation. Robin insisted she wasn’t scared, but Howard thinks the pilots were fucking with her. “They probably heard your Sully comments, [...]
Continue reading...Top segments of 2009 – Gary’s pitch goes down in history — UPDATE — complete list
Friday, November 27, 2009
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Nope, it wasn’t $800 wine, Paul McCartney in studio, or Robin the queen narcissist. Gary’s gay pitch in pink is 2009’s top segment. “Gary threw the ball incredibly soft and gay,” Artie said, “We just saw Lance Bass throw out the first pitch.” Howard piled on too, saying, “It was unbelievably bad!” But Gary still insists he can throw, [...]
Continue reading...Top segments of 2009 – Robin’s G boobs, J.D. gets the power, end of an “era”
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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Spyder Harrison keeps counting it down. What will be the number one show segment of 2009? I still say its Gary’s pitch. To recap, we’ve rediscovered Robin’s brown mounds are actually big fat G’s, instead of puny D’s. Hey now! And Howard gave J.D. the power to kill Ronnie’s car show—later he gave Ronnie a second chance—and when [...]
Continue reading...Top segments of 2009 – Lisa G.’s big tits, Sal can’t spell, this is “cock-ee-oke”
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Lots of good shit happened this year. And all week, Spyder Harrison is counting them down. So far, we’ve been reminded that Lisa G. actually has 30 D tits, which nobody believed, especially the Mambo Man. “What’s your problem!” Quentin Tarantino and Rosie O’Donnell drop bombshells, i.e. hash and marital problems. Sal can’t spell, “Bruno” thinks Fred is [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Howard wants to dress in black, always. Wheels won’t pay up. Ellen DeGeneres really wants a cock.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard hated the outfit Ralph picked out for him. It was red, yellow, and horrible. “Like a Halloween costume [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Gary’s dog wins “Best of Show.” Yankees fans hate Joe Buck. Brian Fallon gets a guy arrested.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baba Booey’s dog Murphy took top honors at this year’s DogCatemy Awards, winning “Best of Show.” But Howard really [...]
Continue reading...Yankees win the World Series – Jason and Artie have a gay hug — UPDATE –
Thursday, November 5, 2009
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Fred predicted it. The Yankees beat the Phillies in exactly six games. So Artie and Jason had a big hug this morning. Howard couldn’t believe it. “Their arms were barely big enough to hug each other,” he said, “These are two big men!” Howard asked if hugging like that is gay. It’s not. Then Howard asked young Will if [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Gary gets his fungus lasered. Howard’s kids are very religious. Sal will ruin Jon Hein’s kid’s Bat Mitzvah.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baba Booey finally got his disgusting fungus lasered off his big monkey toes. Howard wanted to vomit, saying, “He’s [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Artie can’t figure out the “intra-net.” King of All Blacks turns his zygote into a girl. Howard proves he is stupid.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie can’t use the internet. He tried to check the Yankees score online, but typing in MLB.com, somehow brought [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Howard sends Rosie a Sybian. Miss Howard TV kicked out of her sorority. Howard sits down to piss.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Rosie Radio debuted yesterday. As a welcoming gift Howard sent her a Sybian. At first, Artie thought Howard sent [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload! Howard plans to wear a spacesuit on Monday. Another Gossip Game shutout. FCC should hand out a $1 billion fine. — UPDATE –
Friday, October 30, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! A caller told Howard his looks are fading, so he should retire now while he’s still on top. So [...]
Continue reading...Artie should be Chaz Bono’s man-coach — UPDATE –
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Robin reported that Cher’s ex-daughter Chastity, now Chaz, is getting manlier and manlier on hormones. He’s started to shave for the first time. She sounded more like a dude too, but Howard thinks she needs some man coaching, and Baby Gorilla is the right slob for the job. So Artie fired off a stream of manned-up Chaz [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Howard and Beth have words. Most people think Howard killed Anna Nicole Smith. No standup debut for Eric the Midget.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard and Beth went to a surprise birthday party for Richie Notar from Nobu. So he was out very [...]
Continue reading...Jimmy Fallon survives an Artie Lange appearance — UPDATE –
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Artie killed on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, busting on A-Rod, or “Gay-Rod” as he called him, and first guest Chef David Chang. Artie said Chef Chang gave him ecstasy, and he still thinks A-Rod is trying to bang Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn at the same time. But Baby Gorilla barely made it to his [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Artie takes the Yankees in six. Ronnie delivers cookies and pancakes. Howard’s daughter wants his Eminem interview.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! God’s gift to baseball the New York Yankees are back in the World Series, facing the Philadelphia Phillies in [...]
Continue reading...Phillies fans are whacked out – dude falls off a car
Saturday, October 24, 2009
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Listen, there are a lot of ways to celebrate a big win, you could snort coke off a stripper’s ass, get shit-faced on Natty Ice and Buffalo wings, or just pick up a barely legal Asian hooker, but jumping on a moving cab is a bad idea. Check out this Philies fan breaking his ass. [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Howard says he isn’t leaving. Bob Levy is on Artie’s new DVD. Lisa G. cried about her spot on the red carpet.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Lisa G. stopped Howard on the red carpet of a New York City event and asked him if he [...]
Continue reading...Daily News fucks up – “Heat Of The Nig”
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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Oops! Someone’s head is going to roll. Whoever puts the stickers on the New York Daily News is either a huge racist or a total fucking moron. I’m guessing the latter. When reached for comment, Curly from The Three Stooges said, “I’m trying to think but nothing happens.” Via Major League Jerk.
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- Jabba the Rush in serious condition – "rushed" to the hospital
- Artie tries to kill himself - our Artie is still the greatest
- Gabourey Sidibe is fat and needs help - major media backlash against Howard
- Big fatso Rush Limbaugh's shitty TV feed
- Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again
- Management tells Artie to stay home - he might be in trouble -- UPDATE --
- Stern Show Blog is nearing 1,000 Twitter followers
- The Who stink up the Super Bowl - halftime show from hell
- Picture: Stern fan Sandy catches JD and Ashley Dupre at Nobu
- Artie's court date set for September 30th
- BrianS: I dig Asian chicks, especially Korean girls. JD sh...
- HStern: JD is the man. That prostitute would be lucky to g...
- Paxton Fudge: Sandy is way hotter than Ashley. I bet she has teh...
- Gina Girl: Sandy cans , Jerry!...
- ElPerro: Man I likes Koreans with big titties!!!...
Monday, March 8, 2010
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