Tag Archive | "Benji"

Quick bullets: Howard says Hanukkah is silly. “The Wolfman” looks great. Houston elects a gay mayor.

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard called Hanukkah no big deal. “Hanukkah is a silly holiday. Hanukkah isn’t a very important holiday for the Jews,” he insisted, “Jews should just celebrate Christmas and be done with it.” Saturday Night Live did a sketch about how much press Tiger [...]

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Robin “investigating” ways to lose weight – has magic beads taped to her head — UPDATE –

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

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A caller said his wife saw Robin at a clinic in New Jersey where people looking to lose weight get beads taped behind their ears. It took two seconds for Robin to confirm she does have lucky charms glued to the back of her head. So she jumped out of her booth to show Howard. Howard thinks [...]

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The plugs have gotten out of control – Bob Levy is the biggest offender — UPDATE –

Monday, September 21, 2009

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Howard went nuts about all the plugs Fred is stuck reading after the show. Reverend Bob Levy got crushed for having so many. Gary said Bob “works” Tim to get what he wants. He thinks they have a deal that instead of getting more money for Miserable Men, Bob gets a lot plugs. Howard wants to cancel [...]

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Thursday’s show overload: Tim to detox Benji. Jackie and Billy West want the Jackie Puppet. Howard changed Gary’s last name.

Friday, September 4, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Coffee enema convert Tim Sabean has agreed to train Benji to detox. Howard thought it was weird that Benji [...]

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Artie & Robin win at “Guess the Testicles” — UPDATE –

Thursday, July 30, 2009

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Howard started off this morning with a brand new game “Guess the Testicles.” He called it a special surprise for lovable show announcer George Takei. Richard, Sal and Benji stood behind a curtain and jammed their nuts through a hole and George had to guess which balls belonged to which homo. He was very excited. Robin, [...]

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Beaver phones in and talks about banging chicks on the internet — UPDATE — J.D. still not interested

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

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Unless you’re drenched in body spray and pluck your eyebrows, it’s pretty hard for “average” dudes to pick up a girl at a bar. So, if not the bar or the club, where? The internet! “Beaver Philips” author of the new book “Copy Paste and Bang” and a self-proclaimed six, says for the past 10 years, [...]

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