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Benjy’s working hard – he’s not too sweaty
Howard gave Benjy a rare compliment today. “You’re doing a good job lately,” Howard told Benjy, “I don’t know why I said that.” Benjy didn’t even get out a thank you. “Little chubby guy with a hat, sits there sweating,” joked Howard, “Nervous everyday that I am going to fire him.” Fred said he’s not that sweaty today. You can [...]
Continue reading...JD needs a face transplant – no big money date with Ashley Dupre
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
JD is getting $5,000 from the new movie She’s Out of My League to take Ashley Dupre out on a dream date, but—surprise, surprise—he is totally clueless. “JD, what are you going to do with the $5,000, any thoughts?” Howard asked. Media Producer JD ran into the studio and replied, “We talked last night,” and, “She was [...]
Continue reading...New Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon banged a chick at her prom – she has a “kitty ring”
Monday, February 22, 2010
Miss Howard TV Destiny Dixon was in studio today. Destiny is a web vixen and a motorcycle stunt rider. Oh fuck the motorcycle nonsense! Onto the important stuff. Destiny is 23 years old, fully shaved, does anal, and went from tiny A-cups to big ass D-cups. She does double-sided dildo penetration on her website; one end [...]
Continue reading...Benjy controls kooky Sarah – he wants to “merge” with her
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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Benjy is a blotchy puppet master. He tries to control his girlfriend Sarah. It’s creepy. Howard played clips of Sarah getting frustrated with Benjy when she was trying to talk to Shuli. “I can’t even talk,” barked Sarah, “I scream at him about it, but that’s the way it is.” Howard thinks this is bizarre behavior. Benjy blathered, “You [...]
Continue reading...Sarah loses “Win Sal’s Money” – dueling idiots
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Benjy’s girl Sarah was unable to best moron Sal in a test of twits—err, wits—today. She lost “Win Sal’s Money.” “There’s going to be a minute on the clock,” Howard said, “If you don’t know the answer, you can pass, and we can come back to it, or you can stop the clock.” Robin insisted, “Time may [...]
Continue reading...Sarah fucks Benjy – three gross times a day
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Benjy’s girlfriend kooky Sarah was in studio today to play “Win Sal’s Money” and gave details about her, ugh, love affair with herped up Benjy. Howard said, “He worms his way into your life.” “Like a virus,” joke Fred. Apparently all Benjy did was talk to her. That’s the key to Sarah’s heart. “We just started hanging out a [...]
Continue reading...Howard will keep Scott the Engineer’s plug – Scott’s a jealous angry man
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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The plugs are getting out of control again, especially the one for Scott the Engineer’s son’s band. Not to mention Benjy’s stupid plug. “What the fuck,” Howard bitched, “Is Fred’s aunt having a bake sale next week!” Scott’s plug has been running for three months now. So Howard asked, “Has anything happened since you’ve been plugging this for three [...]
Continue reading...Benjy says “three-fifths of a person” isn’t in the constitution
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
“Arguing with Benjy, this is a guy who has night terrors,” barked Howard, “He dresses like a cat burglar.” Howard was referring to the shmata on Benjy’s head. “I want to look like a fat skier,” Fred’s Benjy joked. Benjy started arguing with Howard over the Scott DePace corporate money thing; somehow that matriculated into insisting blacks being [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Howard and Robin are “ripped.” Benjy buys a good birthday gift. Jay Leno won’t fire Stuttering John.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Robin ran into Howard in Central Park yesterday, so they went running together, both of them work out a lot. “Robin and I have our various trainers, that’s why we’re so gorgeous,” Howard joked. Howard said they look ripped. Robin snickered, more [...]
Continue reading...Benjy’s girlfriend “apologizes” – warning, video shtick coma
Saturday, January 9, 2010
After getting ripped for his bullshit at the holiday party, Benjy and his nutso girlfriend Sarah have issued an apology on Benjy’s Facebook. It’s a video. It starts off with Benjy saying, “Bad! Shame! Apologize.” “Very sorry,” giggles Sarah. Benjy asks, “For what?” After a pause, Sarah replies, “Dancing, and for…” “You ate too much at the party,” Benjy interjects, [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Ronnie rips apart Benjy too. Larry King is banging his sister in law. Howard would never go to Kenya.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Ronnie also fought with Benjy today. Benjy accused Ronnie of being inappropriate with his girlfriend too, so Ronnie Bonaparte ran into the studio, yelling, “You know what, Tracy’s right! You’re such a fucking asshole. You really are. You are a real fucking [...]
Continue reading...Tracy says Benjy was “fingering” his girlfriend at the holiday party
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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The Millman-nator still insists Benjy was fondling his kooky girlfriend at Howard’s holiday party, so on The Wrap-up Show yesterday, she thrashed him. Benjy can deny it, but Tracy doesn’t believe him, multiple credible sources told her it was going on. Who is she going to believe, them or the Benjy vortex? She shouted, “Women that I [...]
Continue reading...Benjy’s girlfriend pisses Tracy off at the holiday party
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
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Tracy “douche” Millman is ticked with Benjy’s antics at Howard’s party, especially his wacko girlfriend. “I think the way he handled himself at that party was completely disrespectful,” she told Shuli, “This was a girl who spent the whole night playing with her vagina.” Tracy wasn’t the only one. Everyone says she was holding her pussy all [...]
Continue reading...Benjy can’t figure out “plus one” – he pisses off Howard — UPDATE — Benjy’s crazy girl called The Wrap-up Show
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Benjy can’t go to the holiday party alone. He doesn’t know if bringing the girl he is seeing is appropriate. The chick was on the show in October, and is a little wild and whacky, so Benjy emailed Howard’s assistant Laura about it. He asked Laura to determine whether or not its okay to bring her, since, [...]
Continue reading...Howard Stern Superfan Contest – goes down to the wire
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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Supefans Matt, Steve, and Gina were in studio today to play the Howard Stern Superfan Contest. And it went all the way down to the final question, before Gina was declared the winner. Mutt selected the contestants, who were all pretty cool, which was surprising because it’s Stern “Fan” Network, not Stern Fan Network. But Steve [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Howard goes off every morning. Gary doesn’t really “read” books. Fred, Benjy, and Artie love camel toe.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard gets pissed at something every morning. So right before he says “good morning, happy to be here” he [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Benjy can’t answer simple questions. Howard could go to internet radio. Medicated Pete sings “Purple Rain.”
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Everyone is tired of Benjy’s schtick coma. Fuck head can’t answer questions. There is always a buildup and a [...]
Continue reading...Benjy doesn’t have herpes – you can call his doctor — UPDATE –
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
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Benjy’s shtick coma was in full effect this morning. On The Wrap-up Show yesterday, Gary asked Benjy if he had herpes—he doesn’t—would he tell the girl before having sex with her. He didn’t know. This unleashed the Benjy vortex. He began swearing up and down that he doesn’t herpes, just call his doctor! Today, he insisted [...]
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