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Kelly Ripa gets a “Consuelos” tattoo – dirty little girl

Monday, March 1, 2010

Kelly Ripa must really be tight with Howard, because Kelly just copied Howard and Beth’s idea. She got her husband’s name tattooed on her body. It’s in cursive on her left wrist. When they got married, Howard got a “B” for Beth on his finger and Beth an “H” for Howard on her forearm. I like that tattoo [...]

Howard and his scarf at last night’s “Green Zone” premiere

Friday, February 26, 2010

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The King of All Fashion Accessories attended the premiere of Green Zone last night in Lincoln Square, New York City; with the goggles, cargo pants, and wind scarf, Howard looks like he’s about to jump into the cockpit of a bi-wing. But Beth was rocking a hot little miniskirt. Via Ace Showbiz.

Beth models a $3.2 million dog collar – holy crap!

Monday, February 22, 2010

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Last week, when accepting SkyBark’s “2010 Animal Shelter of The Year” award on behalf of the North Shore Animal League of America, Beth modeled the “Bugatti” of dog collars. It’s a 52-carat collar with more than 1,600 hand-set diamonds, worth $3.2 million. Fuck you! Kudos on the award Beth and North Shore, but $3.2 million for a [...]

Howard and Ellen DeGeneres clash on “Idol” – Beth will keep the peace

Thursday, February 18, 2010

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If Howard and Ellen start flinging shit at each other on American Idol, Beth will play peacemaker. “I’ll smooth it over,” she tells E! News, “I’m a big Ellen fan.” Yeah I don’t think so. Howard will call Ellen a phony no matter what Beth thinks. And Beth didn’t give any hints about Howard joining American Idol or [...]

Beth says Howard is already an “Idol” judge, at home

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

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As the world waits—and white bread America shudders—to know if Howard will join American Idol, Beth tells Life & Style magazine, Howard is already doing the judging. “I get the benefit of sitting next to him when he watches American Idol every week. And he is so hysterical. He’s brutally honest,” said Beth, “He actually roots [...]

Who would Robin fuck?

Monday, January 25, 2010

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Howard said he was up all night playing a game with Beth. He’d name two heinous staffers and Beth would have to pick who she would fuck. So he played it with Lady Quivers today. Scott the Engineer or Ronnie? Ronnie. Scott the Engineer or JD? Scott. Scott the Engineer or a zucchini? Zucchini. Medicated Pete or High [...]

Howard gets manicures – but it’s a fucking secret

Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Howard and Beth had a major marital problem. Howard wasn’t filing his nails properly. “Beth was complaining about my nails so bad, that it was interfering with our love making,” said Howard, “We get intimate, into some of these private areas, and I was scratching her up.” So he did the manly thing. He hired a manicurist. “I [...]

If Howard dies, his friends can’t fuck Beth

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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Jessica Hahn called up to give an update. She’s engaged. Jessica hooked up with a friend of her late boyfriend. Howard would never let any of his friends bang Beth if he dropped dead. “I would like none of my friends,” insisted Howard, “Most of my friends are scumbags.” And if someone tries it, Howard will get them [...]

Howard’s cat loves him – it’s the “perfect family”

Monday, January 11, 2010

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Howard is getting along with his new cat, “Apple.” He didn’t name her that. She was dropped off on North Shore’s doorstep in a box, with the name Apple. He said to Beth, “If you’re going to volunteer down there, you can’t take home every hard luck case.” “Beth now is like Florence Nightingale,” Howard joked, “She loves [...]

Say hello to “Apple” Stern – Howard’s new pussy

Saturday, January 9, 2010

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“I don’t want to get involved with a cat right now,” Howard said last month; famous last words. It didn’t work. That’s Howard’s new cat, “Apple.” “My wife wants a cat really badly. This is nothing I would do. I got a dog. It’s enough for me,” Howard explained on Thursday, “But she needs a cat, so [...]

Today is cat D-day – Beth’s picking up a pussy

Thursday, January 7, 2010

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King of All Blacks couldn’t believe that Howard is getting a cat. He sure is! Beth is picking it up today. “My wife wants a cat really badly. This is nothing I would do. I got a dog. It’s enough for me,” Howard explained, “But she needs a cat, so I’m going to try and get [...]

A cat is coming to the Stern household

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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“Beth told me she wants to pick up the cat this weekend,” Howard revealed, “I don’t want a cat.” She wants to adopt a cat from North Shore Animal League, but Howard is stressed out about it. He’s content with just having Bianca. “I love my dog, its enough,” he kvetched. Plus Beth wants to bring the cat [...]

Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again

Monday, January 4, 2010

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For the first time in six months, Howard went back on the Stern “Fan” Network, big mistake. “It was like a woman being gang-raped in Mexico,” Howard insisted, “That Stern Fan Network, I wish I could close it down.” Some dickhead on the board was bitching that Howard runs off the air after doing a five hour [...]

No more candy for Beth – just butter and peanut butter

Saturday, January 2, 2010

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Howard wasn’t bullshitting. All Beth does eat is candy, mostly Swedish Fish, Tootsie Rolls, Starbursts, and Hot Tamales, but not anymore. Mrs. King of All Media has cut out sweets, and in the first week she lost 6 pounds—from where! Beth says she’s now eating “real food,” like pasta, French fries, soy lattes at Starbucks, grilled turkey [...]

Howard is still in apartment hell – it doesn’t cost $9,000 to hang a TV

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

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Howard’s apartment bullshit rages on. Now his new staircase has gone to crap. Its all glass and spiral, apparently that is the kiss of death, so Howard is going mental. Robin remarked, “You had a place that was working.” “Ugh, Beth wanted more space,” Howard replied, “I guess so did I.” And luckily hanging a TV on a wall [...]

Quick bullets: Imus taking chess lessons. Avatar is “convoluted.” Fans come down hard on Beth.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Ass Napkin Ed called up and said he read on the computer that Imus is now taking chess lessons too. “He gets into everything I’m into,” Howard remarked. Fred used to work at a top 40 station named “Wacky 103.” Radio fail! Howard ran [...]

Howard’s pussy problem – a tail of two kitties

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Beth dropped by today and handed Howard some bad news. They’re getting a cat—check that, two cats. Howard wasn’t thrilled. “You’re going to love them,” Beth argued, “You want to compromise and just get one?” “I want zero,” Howard replied, “I don’t want to get involved with a cat right now.” Beth started to sound pissy, so Howard [...]

Quick bullets: Snoop could pimp Beth for $10,000. Sal and Richard are prank call kings. Howard loves the new Bachelor.

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Snoop told Howard he quit the pimp game, but he could make a mint off Beth. He’d put her out for $7,500 to $10,000 a night. “She’s a blue chipper,” said Snoop, “Strictly hotel suites and businessmen.” The Princess and the Frog topped [...]

Rogue phone caller wakes Howard up, every night

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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Some old bat has been calling Howard’s apartment every night, and waking him up out of a deep sleep. It’s making Beth mental. Howard said Beth ranted, “You call our place every day, don’t you know this is a wrong number!” But really fucking surprisingly, this doesn’t bother Howard. He just lets it go, so he has [...]

Beth channels a “dog psychic” – Bianca has opinions

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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Beth spoke on the phone with a pet “psychic” last night. Howard didn’t like it. It’s a bunch of bullshit. “The day I’m into that, I’m nuts,” he insisted, “I’ll be high tailing it to the doctor like J.D.” So Beth didn’t want Howard around while the psychic “talked” to the dog. Ralph told Howard he should [...]

Beth working out too much – she comes home pissed off

Monday, December 7, 2009

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Howard thinks Beth is hitting the gym too hard. Her trainer has her doing this insane work out. “He’s got her jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean,” Howard insisted, “She comes home, she looks like she’s been in Iraq.” Then when Beth comes home she’s sore and in a foul mood, which annoys Howard. “I’m the sole [...]

Thursday’s show overload! “Ambassador Quivers” is still heading to Guatemala. Eric the Midget is retarded. Fred rules the “Gossip Game.”

Friday, December 4, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! U.N. representative Robin will not back down from her trip to Guatemala, despite the dangers. “I say this in all sincerity, you will be fixed, you will [...]

Perez Hilton says not too much “man-scaping” – thinks Tiger cheated

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton stopped by today, and had a lot to say about Sal’s man-scaping. Perez thinks “Santa” over did it a little. Shaving down too much is gay. A guy that lets another guy sing into his cock, gay? No way! “Couldn’t agree more, it’s very gay,” said Howard, “A lot of guys make a [...]

Howard almost hits a psychic – cock sucker fake bastard

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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Howard revealed that years back he and Beth were staying at a resort, and Beth saw a “psychic.” The psychic told Beth, Howard is a bum and he’ll never marry you. So Howard went ape shit. “Where’s a metal pipe I want to hit her over the head with it,” he shouted, “You cock sucker fake bastard!” Howard [...]

Howard Stern Superfan Contest – goes down to the wire

Thursday, November 19, 2009

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Supefans Matt, Steve, and Gina were in studio today to play the Howard Stern Superfan Contest. And it went all the way down to the final question, before Gina was declared the winner. Mutt selected the contestants, who were all pretty cool, which was surprising because it’s Stern “Fan” Network, not Stern Fan Network. But Steve [...]

Yucko bullshits his stories – argues with everybody

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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Yucko dropped by today. But Howard didn’t want him. Even Gary realized last night he had no idea why Yucko was coming on the show. Sometimes Yucko has good stories to tell, but when Will pre-interviews him, it turns out the stories aren’t true. So Howard called him on it. Yucko shot back, “We’ve all got bullshit [...]

Howard’s wild night at the autism benefit – he hates going out

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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Last night, Howard went to an autism benefit at Carnegie Hall. Mel asked him to go, so he did. But he was a miserable mess. For starters, Howard doesn’t understand autism, and can’t tell when someone has it. He met an autistic kid at the event, but to him, the kid looked normal. “You seem way more together [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie wanted Clint Eastwood to hit him. Ralph is a big gay paradox. “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” is hysterical.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie said on the Warner Brothers’ lot Clint Eastwood used to whip around in his golf cart from set [...]

Madame Quivers attends the DogCatemy Awards

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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There’s Robin making her acceptance speech at the North Shore Animal League’s 4th annual DogCatemy Awards last week. And here’s a clip of Howard and Beth at the gala too.

Howard and Beth argue about the construction

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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Howard thinks he and Beth had a fight this morning, but he isn’t sure. He made a remark about having something in the apartment, a little area to put on his shoes by the door. So Beth snapped at him, and told him they’re getting that! Howard thinks she’s on edge with all the construction in the [...]

Tag Archive | "Beth"

Kelly Ripa gets a “Consuelos” tattoo – dirty little girl

Howard and his scarf at last night’s “Green Zone” premiere

Beth models a $3.2 million dog collar – holy crap!

Howard and Ellen DeGeneres clash on “Idol” – Beth will keep the peace

Beth says Howard is already an “Idol” judge, at home

Who would Robin fuck?

Howard gets manicures – but it’s a fucking secret

If Howard dies, his friends can’t fuck Beth

Howard’s cat loves him – it’s the “perfect family”

Say hello to “Apple” Stern – Howard’s new pussy

Today is cat D-day – Beth’s picking up a pussy

A cat is coming to the Stern household

Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again

No more candy for Beth – just butter and peanut butter

Howard is still in apartment hell – it doesn’t cost $9,000 to hang a TV

Quick bullets: Imus taking chess lessons. Avatar is “convoluted.” Fans come down hard on Beth.

Howard’s pussy problem – a tail of two kitties

Quick bullets: Snoop could pimp Beth for $10,000. Sal and Richard are prank call kings. Howard loves the new Bachelor.

Rogue phone caller wakes Howard up, every night

Beth channels a “dog psychic” – Bianca has opinions

Beth working out too much – she comes home pissed off

Thursday’s show overload! “Ambassador Quivers” is still heading to Guatemala. Eric the Midget is retarded. Fred rules the “Gossip Game.”

Perez Hilton says not too much “man-scaping” – thinks Tiger cheated

Howard almost hits a psychic – cock sucker fake bastard

Howard Stern Superfan Contest – goes down to the wire

Yucko bullshits his stories – argues with everybody

Howard’s wild night at the autism benefit – he hates going out

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie wanted Clint Eastwood to hit him. Ralph is a big gay paradox. “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” is hysterical.

Madame Quivers attends the DogCatemy Awards

Howard and Beth argue about the construction

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