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Charlie Murphy started doing stand up at 42 – he’s not embarrassed by farts

Thursday, January 7, 2010

“Charlie Murphy!” stopped by today to promote his book about his comedy career and wild showbiz life. “One of the things I learned about you, you had never tried standup comedy until you were 42 years old, when you got on the Chappelle Show,” said Howard, “That’s got to be nuts! You know when you first [...]

History of Howard Stern – “New Year’s Rotten Eve,” Howard’s book signings, Jerry Seinfeld’s “17 year old” girlfriend

Friday, December 25, 2009

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“I came from your loins. You old bag of bones,” barked Howard, “Don’t you wish your crusty old loins could pop out another superstar!” Howard hit his parents with that when “Private Parts” debuted number one on The New York Times best seller list, and the book signings that followed. “It was almost like the Beatles in [...]

Battle of the crazies – Howard versus Howie

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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Howie Mandel was in studio today. And he started off with a great story about David Faustino’s brother, Michael, who works on Deal or No Deal with Howie. Apparently, Michael is the “vagina whisperer.” He gives good oral, and went down on one of the Deal or No Deal models, and she loved it. But the girl, [...]

Angelina Jolie licks Brad Pitt’s ass – she’s bat shit crazy too

Monday, November 30, 2009

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Ian Halperin, author of the Michael Jackson book that claims Michael was a homo, dropped by to promote his new book on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. “Brangelina” are in trouble, according to Ian. He says they’re headed for a split. Remember, he predicted Michael Jackson would suffer an untimely death, and he was right. So as [...]

Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.

Friday, November 13, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Our favorite martian, Fred, continued his dominance in the Gossip Game, winning yet again. The fake story was some [...]

Gary wants to punch Jason – Baba Booey is bored all the time

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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Jason came into the studio to bash Gary about his book “reading” again. He insists Gary sounds “stupid” for saying he reads books, when he really just listens to audio books. Gary listens to them when he drives home from work. He gets bored. Gary warned Jason he’ll punch him if he keeps calling him stupid. So [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Howard goes off every morning. Gary doesn’t really “read” books. Fred, Benjy, and Artie love camel toe.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard gets pissed at something every morning. So right before he says “good morning, happy to be here” he [...]

Clarence Clemons used to do a lot banging – had an out of body experience — UPDATE –

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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Clarence Clemons, saxophone player for the E Street Band and one time cocksman, told Howard that back in the day he used to fuck tons of chicks. He writes in his book, “It was unbelievable. It was possible to have another woman every five minutes.” But despite all the fucking, Howard was surprised to hear Clarence never [...]

Tracy Morgan shits in the swimming pool – bangs crack whores doggy style

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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Tracy Morgan, maniac and perfect Stern Show guest, dropped by today, and as usual he was shot out of a cannon, and fucking great! Howard thought it was awesome that Tracy tore up former Saturday Night Live cast members Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri in his new book. Tracy doesn’t give a shit. He isn’t worried about [...]

Richard Belzer molested by a Rabbi – has a Jerry Lewis tattoo

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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Richard Belzer stopped by today and revealed he was molested by a Rabbi when he was 5 years old. The “holy man” would call Belzer up to the front of the class and while he was grading papers, behind the desk he would stick his hand down Belzer’s pants. Belzer is a little scarred from it, saying, [...]

Ted Williams head frozen to a tuna can – now chipped and cracked

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

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Larry Johnson former COO of Alcor Life Extension Foundation, a cryonics facility in Scottsdale, Arizona, called in to talk about the details surrounding the freezing of Red Sox legend Ted William’s head. Alcor specializes in preserving human heads and bodies in liquid nitrogen, when they “can no longer be supported by ordinary medicine” in hopes that [...]

Screech bashes “Saved by the Bell” classmates — UPDATE –

Monday, October 5, 2009

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Dustin Diamond was on the phone talking about his book “Behind the Bell,” where he makes revelations about his former Saved by the Bell cast members. He came off like a real jerk. Even Gary said on The Wrap-up Show he just sounded very desperate. Howard criticized him a little for taking potshots when people can’t respond. Some [...]

David Alan Grier bangs “road pussy” – almost paid $25,000 to see Obama

Monday, October 5, 2009

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David Alan Grier dropped by to plug his new book and revealed he is getting a divorce. It just didn’t work out. But this is great for David because now he can go back to fucking “road pussy,” i.e. easy chicks you meet when you’re touring around doing comedy clubs. According to David, road pussy is a [...]

“I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” – official trailer

Monday, September 21, 2009

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Howard mentioned it during a commercial break. Here’s the trailer for the new movie “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell,” based on the book by the same name. The book is crazy! My brother gave it to me last Christmas. Gary likes it too. He came charging into the studio, proclaiming, “One of the [...]

Lisa Lampanelli pisses off George Takei – masturbates at fat camp

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

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Black cock whore Lisa Lampanelli was in studio today. Howard started off telling Lisa it was silly to get engaged and married so quickly. She only met her fiancé “Jimmy Big Balls” a few months ago. Lisa swears she is in no rush to get hitched, but was happy to accept Jimmy’s proposal and she loves [...]

Geraldo Rivera says Michael Jackson not a child molester, just a vampire — UPDATE –

Monday, August 31, 2009

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Geraldo Rivera dropped by today to promote his new book, “The Great Progression: How Hispanics Will Lead America to a New Era of Prosperity.” The book forecasts how Hispanics will help reshape our country’s future. So right away Artie asked, “In the book, does it say where I can get my wallet back?” But Howard was more [...]

Michael Jackson wasn't a child molester, just a drag queen…

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

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Weeks later, Michael Jackson’s death is still a big deal and today’s interview with Ian Halperin, author of Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, casts a whole new light Jackson’s life. Halperin spent five years delving into the Michael Jackson saga, initially looking to prove Jackson was a child molester, but as he uncovered more [...]

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Charlie Murphy started doing stand up at 42 – he’s not embarrassed by farts

History of Howard Stern – “New Year’s Rotten Eve,” Howard’s book signings, Jerry Seinfeld’s “17 year old” girlfriend

Battle of the crazies – Howard versus Howie

Angelina Jolie licks Brad Pitt’s ass – she’s bat shit crazy too

Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.

Gary wants to punch Jason – Baba Booey is bored all the time

Tuesday’s show overload! Howard goes off every morning. Gary doesn’t really “read” books. Fred, Benjy, and Artie love camel toe.

Clarence Clemons used to do a lot banging – had an out of body experience — UPDATE –

Tracy Morgan shits in the swimming pool – bangs crack whores doggy style

Richard Belzer molested by a Rabbi – has a Jerry Lewis tattoo

Ted Williams head frozen to a tuna can – now chipped and cracked

Screech bashes “Saved by the Bell” classmates — UPDATE –

David Alan Grier bangs “road pussy” – almost paid $25,000 to see Obama

“I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” – official trailer

Lisa Lampanelli pisses off George Takei – masturbates at fat camp

Geraldo Rivera says Michael Jackson not a child molester, just a vampire — UPDATE –

Michael Jackson wasn't a child molester, just a drag queen…

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