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Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Gay pornstar Dustin Michaels—real name Andrew Grande—asphyxiated and died yesterday after swallowing a bag of pot during an altercation with Florida police. Shouldn’t “Grande” be his porn name? Cops were called after Andrew got into a fight with a friend. The situation escalated when police tried to handcuff Andrew and he resisted. During the mayhem, Andrew attempted to [...]

Tommy James rocks out in studio – likes shooting his pool

Monday, March 8, 2010

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Music legend Tommy James, from Tommy James & The Shondells, dropped by today. Tommy sounded really good. Howard said he used to see Tommy on television as a kid. “I remember watching you on TV and thinking this guy must get tons of pussy,” Howard told Tommy,” It’s insane! Tommy dodged the question. He had some “good [...]

European Poker Tour gets robbed – caught live on tape

Sunday, March 7, 2010

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On Saturday, armed robbers carrying Kalashnikov assault rifles, hand grenades, and knives, hit the European Poker Tour at the Grand Hyatt hotel in central Berlin. A lot of it was aired live, and caught on tape. Here you can see poker players and spectators hitting the dirt. It’s pretty wild. This is why I don’t gamble. And [...]

Erin Andrews joins “Dancing With the Stars” – she should thank her stalker

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Sorry, it’s the truth. If that pervert didn’t take those peephole photos of ESPN hottie Erin Andrews, she’d never be on Dancing With the Stars. No way! What happened to her is a crime, but it also upgraded her “star” power and got her a spot on a popular network television show, not a bad trade [...]

Gaddafi wants jihad against Switzerland – he doesn’t like their cheese

Friday, February 26, 2010

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Libyan “leader” Muammar Gaddafi is calling for Muslims to wage holy war on Switzerland. Gaddafi, who is single handily trying to bring back lady’s pill box hats, is still pissed at Switzerland for arresting his son Hannibal “Spanky” Gaddafi in Geneva in 2008 for allegedly beating two servants at a luxury hotel. Last year, Swiss citizens backed [...]

Ex-New York sportscaster Marvell Scott accused of child rape

Friday, February 26, 2010

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Marvell Scott, a fixture on Channel 7 news in New York, who left his sportscaster job to practice medicine, has been accused of raping a 14 year old hooker. He is said to have picked up the girl near Times Square, brought her back to his place, and fucked her. Marvell, a licensed physician, denies the crime, [...]

Sean Penn might be headed to jail – he assaulted a cameraman

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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Jeff Spicoli, a.k.a. Sean Penn, is in deep shit for kicking a cameraman last October in Brentwood, California. TMZ caught the whole assault on tape. Sean has been slapped with battery and vandalism charges—both misdemeanors—stemming from the incident and is facing up to 18 months in jail. He’ll be arraigned March 22nd in Los Angeles. Man does he fight [...]

Russian Jew-killing commander arrested – a real inglorious son of a bitch

Friday, February 19, 2010

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Russian police have arrested a “far-right” activist for creating a “brigade” to kill Jews; calling it a “punishment brigade.” Stupid ass advertised his plan in a local anti-Semitic newspaper. Local? What is there a national one too? Jesus! Oops, I mean Moses! The newspaper also features “enemies of the people.” You guessed it, mostly Jews and other [...]

Howard wants to call Oprah as a child molester

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

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For once, Oprah is putting in a little effort and actually broadcasting on Oprah Radio; Sirius and XM 195. She’ll be doing a live call in show about child molestation tomorrow at 3PM, so Howard wants to call in and confront the Cow of All Media. “Oprah, it’s Howard Stern, and I’d like to speak to you [...]

Warren Sapp busted for allegedly roughing up a woman — UPDATE — Warren going on Bubba

Monday, February 8, 2010

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“Is Wayne Brady gonna’ have to choke’ a bitch?” Maybe not Wayne, but former NFL defensive end Warren Sapp was arrested for allegedly choking a woman in a Miami Beach hotel. The victim, who says she’s been dating Warren for two years, claims he roughed her up while trying to throw her out of the room after [...]

Hall of Fame wide receiver Michael Irvin accused of rape

Sunday, February 7, 2010

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A Florida woman alleges retired Dallas Cowboys wide out Michael Irvin raped her two and a half years ago. No criminal charges have been filed yet. And Michael Irvin’s lawyer calls the allegation totally untrue. The unnamed woman says the assault occurred late night on July 5, 2007 at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in [...]

Rip Torn loaded and arrested video – “You little bitch!”

Monday, February 1, 2010

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In, uh, “honor” of Rip Torn’s recent drunk arrest. Here’s video of his 2004 bust for drunk driving and smashing into cars in New York City. He might be the coolest old dude ever.

Rip Torn arrested – drunk, at a bank, with a gun

Sunday, January 31, 2010

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Actor Rip Torn—from The Larry Sanders Show, hey now!—was busted Friday night for breaking into a bank, drunk and carrying a loaded gun. Cops nailed the 78 year old Rip lurking inside the Litchfield Bancorp in Salisbury, Connecticut. He gained access through a broken window. Rip didn’t steal anything, and police believe Rip was so sauced he thought [...]

Robert Schimmel’s got 99 problems and a bitch is one – and his liver is another — UPDATE –

Thursday, January 28, 2010

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Comedian Bob Schimmel was in today. Bob’s a long time friend of the show. But Bob wasn’t all that funny today. Bob’s got a soon-to-be ex-wife from hell. She’s his daughter’s hot young friend he married after splitting with his first wife; who he married three times. But now his new marriage, it’s a disaster. “I’m a celebrity to [...]

Gary Coleman skips court – arrested in Utah

Monday, January 25, 2010

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Evil Yoda—err, Gary Coleman—was busted in Utah on Sunday on a warrant for failing to appear in court. The details of the warrant haven’t been released. Gary was arrested after police responded to a disturbance at his home in Santaquin. In 2008, Gary was arrested for trying to run down a man in a parking lot. “He’s so tiny [...]

Andy Dick busted for sexual abuse – loves groping genitals

Monday, January 25, 2010

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Andy Dick was arrested early Saturday morning in West Virginia, after a gig at the Funny Bone comedy club in Huntington, for allegedly groping two victims’ genitals, and trying to kiss a third, a dude. “I’m not down with that,” the guy told Andy when he tried to suck his face; according to TMZ. Andy was taken [...]

Captain Janks out of jail – keeps his rank

Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Captain Janks called up after a long absence, due to his legal and drug problems stemming from his “no show road show,” as Steve Langford puts it. Janks told Howard he’s been out of jail for over a year and made a deal with the DEA. “You’re not going to rip off any more clubs?” Howard asked. Janks [...]

Lane Kiffin is a naughty boy – drunk driving and banging coeds

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

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USC Trojans new football coach Lane Kiffin might have bailed on his University of Tennessee job after one year, but it looks like he left a shit load in his wake. Rumors are swirling that mack daddy Lane had a bachelor pad—he’s married with kids—in downtown Knoxville, where he would fuck busty coeds. Lane also crashed his [...]

Drunk Nazi arrested in Tennessee

Friday, January 15, 2010

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That winner, 28 year old Michael Amyx, was arrested on Saturday for public intoxication. Faux-Goebbels was arguing with his father and placed several calls to 911. When police arrived the deputy smelled alcohol and Amyx appeared drunk. And to top it off, he was adorned in a Nazi uniform. So the responding officer arrested him. But it’s unclear [...]

“Lork” the BCS streaker – high as a mother fucker

Thursday, January 14, 2010

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The big black dude, or “Lork”, who streaked this year’s BCS championship game with “Howard Stern” scrawled across his ass, called in today. “That shit was crazy,” Lork told Howard, “Straight up wild as hell.” But Lork’s stunt never made it to TV. Thank God there’s YouTube! “It’s all good man, because the internet is on our [...]

Mexican drug lord who dissolved people in acid arrested

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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Teodoro “Frito Bandito” Garcia Simental, an infamous Mexican gangster, was arrested by Tijuana “police” in La Paz, Mexico on Tuesday. Frito, known as the “stew maker,” is believed to have disposed of 300 bodies over a decade by dissolving them in acid–and serving them with refried beans. He told police that he was paid $600 a week [...]

Ashley Dupre does drugs, gets raped – won’t spread for $2 million

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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“You look good,” Howard blurted out as Elliot Spitzer’s whore Ashley Dupre walked into the studio, “Looks are not your problem at all.” Ashley is built for fucking. She started having sex at 15, but now doesn’t think that’s a good idea. “I do think it’s too young, but it’s up to the parents to educate these [...]

“Avatar” is the most pirated movie – downloaded a shit load

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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Whoops! Looks like Avatar director James Cameron fucked up. Avatar can be pirated after all. Last week, James said 3D film making is the industry’s best hope for combating piracy. Fail! UK’s The Times says Avatar was illegally downloaded almost one million times within seven days of its release, and many pirates double-dipped with repeat downloads. So Avatar [...]

Quick bullets: Medicated Pete “kissed a girl.” Sarah Palin is not stable. King of All Blacks is a “nigga.”

Monday, January 11, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Medicated Pete had a date this weekend, and for the first time, he kissed a girl. “You ate in front of her and she still kissed you,” shouted Robin. But there was some controversy over Pete’s date. Ronnie said Pete is lying, [...]

Quick bullets: Jillian’s kid to be born on Howard’s birthday. Dr. Ablow gets beaten up. Hanzi goes ape shit.

Monday, January 11, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard’s stalker Jillian Barberie is scheduled to have a C-section tomorrow, Howard’s birthday. But Howard wants her to name the baby after him too. “It should be Howard. That would be so great,” he insisted, “She should make me the baby’s godfather, [...]

Heroin found in a box of bananas – Artie switching to the banana diet

Monday, January 4, 2010

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Wow, what a setup! Bananas and heroin, sounds like Baby Gorilla really did die and go to heaven. In Madrid, Spain, supermarket workers discovered 25 kilos of heroin hidden in a box of plantains. Plantains are bananas for Mexicans. Police, Don Quixote, and Sancho Panza were all alerted, and drug-sniffing dogs discovered 25 packets of smack, but no [...]

History of Howard Stern – Jackie puppet is born, Howard saves a jumper, Jackie sells everything, Scott’s got “Brown Fingers”

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

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“I’m a hero! Call the newspapers Gary,” exclaimed Howard, “This is my moment. I have been waiting twenty years for this!” That was Howard’s reaction to saving one of his “Hispanic brothers” from jumping off the George Washington Bridge. All part of today’s History of Howard Stern, plus Howard getting George Pataki elected Governor of New York, [...]

“The Demon” sued for assault – KISS stock plummets

Monday, December 28, 2009

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Casket salesman Gene Simmons is being sued by a couple who allege Gene assaulted them. Filed in the Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday, the lawsuit claims Gene attacked the victims, threatened them, and took their video camera. Apparently the pair was filming Gene at The Grove mall in Los Angeles. No, that’s not a dick move, [...]

Charlie Sheen busted for domestic violence – the fun Charlie is back — UPDATE — wife’s 911 call

Sunday, December 27, 2009

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Fuck the lovable slob in CBS’s Two and a Half Men, the cool Charlie Sheen is back! On Friday, Rick Vaughn was arrested for domestic violence in Aspen, Colorado, and charged with second-degree assault, menacing, and criminal mischief. You know, fun stuff, like his 1998 cocaine overdose, arrest, and eventual trip to rehab. Plus, Charlie used to [...]

Pope gets blowed the fuck up – when crazy broads attack

Saturday, December 26, 2009

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During a Christmas Eve mass, Pope “Eggs” Benedict was tackled by a “mentally unstable” woman. She apparently tried this last year, and was foiled. But this time, she knocked down the Pope and some of his posse. The “holy” man walked away unscathed. Fail! Via the Associated Press.

Tag Archive | "crime & arrests"

Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape

Tommy James rocks out in studio – likes shooting his pool

European Poker Tour gets robbed – caught live on tape

Erin Andrews joins “Dancing With the Stars” – she should thank her stalker

Gaddafi wants jihad against Switzerland – he doesn’t like their cheese

Ex-New York sportscaster Marvell Scott accused of child rape

Sean Penn might be headed to jail – he assaulted a cameraman

Russian Jew-killing commander arrested – a real inglorious son of a bitch

Howard wants to call Oprah as a child molester

Warren Sapp busted for allegedly roughing up a woman — UPDATE — Warren going on Bubba

Hall of Fame wide receiver Michael Irvin accused of rape

Rip Torn loaded and arrested video – “You little bitch!”

Rip Torn arrested – drunk, at a bank, with a gun

Robert Schimmel’s got 99 problems and a bitch is one – and his liver is another — UPDATE –

Gary Coleman skips court – arrested in Utah

Andy Dick busted for sexual abuse – loves groping genitals

Captain Janks out of jail – keeps his rank

Lane Kiffin is a naughty boy – drunk driving and banging coeds

Drunk Nazi arrested in Tennessee

“Lork” the BCS streaker – high as a mother fucker

Mexican drug lord who dissolved people in acid arrested

Ashley Dupre does drugs, gets raped – won’t spread for $2 million

“Avatar” is the most pirated movie – downloaded a shit load

Quick bullets: Medicated Pete “kissed a girl.” Sarah Palin is not stable. King of All Blacks is a “nigga.”

Quick bullets: Jillian’s kid to be born on Howard’s birthday. Dr. Ablow gets beaten up. Hanzi goes ape shit.

Heroin found in a box of bananas – Artie switching to the banana diet

History of Howard Stern – Jackie puppet is born, Howard saves a jumper, Jackie sells everything, Scott’s got “Brown Fingers”

“The Demon” sued for assault – KISS stock plummets

Charlie Sheen busted for domestic violence – the fun Charlie is back — UPDATE — wife’s 911 call

Pope gets blowed the fuck up – when crazy broads attack

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