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David Letterman has “pussy powers” – Howard is “fuck room” less

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Howard talked about a Vanity Fair article praising David Letterman’s ability to seduce chicks. Dave has serious mojo. “I was madly in love with him at the time,” a former intern told the magazine, “I would have married him. He was hilarious.” Howard was impressed. Who wouldn’t be! “Once you get around him [Dave], you got to fuck him,” [...]

Jay Leno soars back into the ratings – it’s fucking disgusting

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Ugh, people are retarded. Jay Leno pulls the all time scumbag move in entertainment history—steals Conan O’Brien’s job—and television viewers welcome him back with open arms. Jay’s return to The Tonight Show on Monday netted 6.6 million viewers, trouncing Letterman’s 3.8 million. The “intrigue” surrounding Jay’s redux probably inflated the number, so hopefully it won’t last. But Jay [...]

Jay Leno on the Super Bowl ad – he’s Letterman’s “bitch”

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

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Wormy Jay Leno addresses how the Letterman, Oprah commercial came to be. Howard ripped him for it. “He’s so Dave’s bitch,” says Howard, “Dave called me, I [Jay] can’t wait to suck Dave’s dick.” Howard called Jay, Dave’s battered wife. Hey now!

Jay Leno and Oprah were sitting on Conan – he was the Super Bowl couch

Monday, February 8, 2010

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“I have to say in general the commercials were horrible,” Howard commented on the Super Bowl ads. The Leno, Letterman, Oprah commercial probably made the biggest splash. But did you know Conan was in it too? “They were sitting on Conan,” says Howard, “He was the couch!” Gary said CBS’s Rob Burnett actually put a call into Conan, but [...]

Oprah doesn’t put out for Sirius XM – she’s a big fat hog

Monday, February 8, 2010

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Spurred by the Oprah, Letterman, Leno commercial during the Super Bowl, Howard went off on Oprah. “Get off your fat ass and do something for this company,” Howard barked, “I fucking hate that this company gives her 10 cents.” Howard detests her $50 million deal. No one listens to the Oprah channel. “I don’t think anyone subscribed for [...]

Leno, Letterman, and Oprah’s Super Bowl ad – what the fuck! — UPDATE — how they did it

Sunday, February 7, 2010

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No doubt. It’s all part of the Jay Leno image rehabilitation process, but still, that commercial was pretty fucking clever. A balls move by both CBS and NBC. Eh, fuck Jay! UPDATE: Here’s how the spot came to life. It was Letterman’s idea. CBS had to sneak Jay into the studio in disguise, wearing glasses and [...]

Sarah Silverman on Letterman – no, not actually “on” Letterman

Thursday, February 4, 2010

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Check out Sarah on Letterman last night. Sarah looks cute pulling up her dress every two seconds so her tits don’t pop out. Dave asks her, “Would you like some double-face tape?”

Jay Leno fires back at Letterman – wants to “marry him”

Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Here’s the clip Howard played of Jay Leno cracking on Letterman. In it, chin beast turns to Kevin “the black guy who laughs at everything” Eubanks and asks, “Hey Kevin, you know the best way to get Letterman to ignore you? Marry him.” It’s that “edge” that keeps the Midwest tuning in.

Letterman snipes Leno some more – Howard loves it

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

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Dave gave it to Jay hard last night. He trashed him behind the desk too. This wormy, subversive Jay is the Jay he’s always known, so Dave can’t resist fucking with him. And Howard is eating it up, exclaiming, “He’s talking like a real man, getting up there saying what he feels. I like it!” Via [...]

Jay Leno is bringing back his “classic” bits – like the stuff he stole from Howard

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

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Here’s the clip of David Letterman ripping on Jay Leno for stealing bits, like taking “Jay Walking” and Stuttering John from Howard. Howard loved it, saying, “Acknowledging that Jay is a thief,” and, “I called him [Jay] on it personally. He denied it.” Douche bag!

Quick bullets: Rosie says Jay steals from Howard. Eric the Midget quits American Idol. Andy Richter is a mush.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard thinks “Posh Spice” on American Idol is super hot. “I do want to give her my sausage,” says Howard, “I’m attracted when a woman doesn’t eat.” He likes seeing her bones. Eric the Midget confirmed that he will not be bringing back [...]

David Letterman busting on Jay Leno and NBC

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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Here’s the clip of Letterman fucking with Jay and cracking on the NBC late night debacle. Howard said, “I like this, I like the rivalry.”

Kate Hudson can’t talk about fucking A-Rod – she’s a big bore

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Here’s the clip of Kate Hudson on Letterman. She keeps dodging Dave’s questions about A-Rod. “He does a TV show you dummy,” Howard snapped, “You’re not that big of a deal!” Nobody cares about Kate Hudson! She’s only on the show because she’s banging A-Rod, anyway.

Thursday’s show overload! Nelson Mandela to fight Spider-Man. Emailers hate the Kardashians. Chuck Zito likes his ass licked.

Friday, December 11, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Howard doesn’t care about the new movie Invictus with Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. But if Nelson Mandela fought Spider-Man, he’d go see that. Better yet, if [...]

Robert Cait does Norm McDonald, Fred, and Duke the dog — UPDATE –

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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Comedian Robert Cait was in studio today. He’s the guy who does the Billy Crystal impression for the show. “Billy” isn’t up to much nowadays. “The last year or two I have been just counting my money,” he said. Plus he’s been too busy jacking off to the pictures of Heather on Bubba’s Twitter. Robert does all sorts [...]

Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.

Friday, November 13, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Our favorite martian, Fred, continued his dominance in the Gossip Game, winning yet again. The fake story was some [...]

Taylor Vixen wins the “Penthouse Pet Pageant” – fuck her and be mean to her

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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Today, three Penthouse Pets competed in a battle of wits and tits, but only after a brief delay for costume changes, which aggravated Will. First up, was Veronica Ricci, a smoking hot redhead. Howard asked, “Do you have fire in the hole?” She said sometimes. Veronica is fully shaved. Hot! Veronica admitted she is a little nervous [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Howard goes off every morning. Gary doesn’t really “read” books. Fred, Benjy, and Artie love camel toe.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard gets pissed at something every morning. So right before he says “good morning, happy to be here” he [...]

Monday’s show overload! Howard sends Rosie a Sybian. Miss Howard TV kicked out of her sorority. Howard sits down to piss.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Rosie Radio debuted yesterday. As a welcoming gift Howard sent her a Sybian. At first, Artie thought Howard sent [...]

Thursday’s show overload! Howard willing to shave his head. Captain Jenks to kiss Artie’s bare ass. Robin ignores crying LaToya Jackson.

Friday, October 23, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard insists he would shave his trademark long hair to play a really cool villain in a movie. He [...]

Monday’s show overload! Beth isn’t Letterman’s type. Grillo has a horrible tattoo on his back. Jailbird chick wants to bang Pete.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard doesn’t think Letterman would bang Beth because she is too pretty. Dave doesn’t like glamorous chicks. Howard said [...]

Mika on The Late Show – “Blame It On The Girls”

Monday, October 19, 2009

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Howard liked the band “Mika” on Letteman the other night. He compared them to the B-52s, saying they were interesting to look at. Fred played it on the air, but it didn’t sound too impressive.

Tina Fey didn’t lose her virginity until she was 24

Friday, October 16, 2009

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Letterman missed the boat on this one. On The Late Show Tina confirmed that she didn’t get fucked for the first time until she was 24 years old, and she ended up losing it to her husband. No word if Dave took Tina to the pullout couch and showed her how creepy old men do [...]

Letterman headed to $300 million divorce – wife humiliated and pissed — UPDATE –

Monday, October 12, 2009

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David Letterman may be fucked, but this time outside of the secret bedroom. His wife Regina is reportedly seeking a $300 million divorce, following Dave’s admission to cheating during their 23 year relationship, after a $2 million extortion attempt by a 48 Hours producer. Regina, who Dave has a 6 year old son with, is said to [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Gary is a Clemo Award winner. Mad Dog has to reschedule. “Too Fat to Fish” is up for a Grammy.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Lisa G. reported that Baba Booey won the “Richard F. Clemo Award” when he graduated from Adelphi University in [...]

David Letterman’s slick monologue from last night’s show — UPDATE –

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

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Letterman’s writers must have been working overtime on this one. Despite the shitty situation, Dave’s monologue is pretty awesome. Instead of being sad and sullen, like some pseudo-apologetic politician, he is cool about it. I wish I had a sex scandal so I could be that funny. UPDATE: Howard thinks Dave is handling it well, and [...]

President Obama on Letterman – Howard pissed about the gridlock

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

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It isn’t every day the leader of the free world goes on late night television, but it is every day Howard finds something that makes him mental. Yesterday, it was President Obama on The Late Show with David Letterman. Howard couldn’t believe so many streets were closed off. Then again, New York City police have got [...]

Artie on Letterman last night – his girlfriend is smoking hot — UPDATE –

Saturday, August 29, 2009

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Wow! Artie is starting to look more like Artie again. No, not coked-up insane MADtv Artie, more like crazy blackout drunk Artie from Las Vegas. Artie was great last night. He nailed some killer lines, but Dave was way more captivated with his girlfriend. I guess sleeping with a hot 25 year old—I wouldn’t know—is good [...]

Show overload! Pornstar won’t take a chocolate bandit mask. Blotter acid gave Howard OCD. No reality show for Artie.

Friday, July 31, 2009

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Listen, the Howard Stern Show covers a crap load of news and topics. It’s impossible to give everything the in-depth attention it deserves. So on Fridays, SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to. Hey now! Pornstars Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez spun the “Wheel of Sex” on Friday, but it quickly [...]

Tracy Morgan talking “street” on Letterman

Thursday, July 23, 2009

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Here’s Stern Show regular—and self-proclaimed lover of stretch marks and cellulite—Tracy Morgan on the Late Show with David Letterman joking about his Emmy nomination. King of All Blacks called up and couldn’t believe a rich dude like Tracy still talked all “street” but compared to “field slave” Nick Cannon, Tracy sounds like Ernest Hemingway. Image credit: CBS

Tag Archive | "David Letterman"

David Letterman has “pussy powers” – Howard is “fuck room” less

Jay Leno soars back into the ratings – it’s fucking disgusting

Jay Leno on the Super Bowl ad – he’s Letterman’s “bitch”

Jay Leno and Oprah were sitting on Conan – he was the Super Bowl couch

Oprah doesn’t put out for Sirius XM – she’s a big fat hog

Leno, Letterman, and Oprah’s Super Bowl ad – what the fuck! — UPDATE — how they did it

Sarah Silverman on Letterman – no, not actually “on” Letterman

Jay Leno fires back at Letterman – wants to “marry him”

Letterman snipes Leno some more – Howard loves it

Jay Leno is bringing back his “classic” bits – like the stuff he stole from Howard

Quick bullets: Rosie says Jay steals from Howard. Eric the Midget quits American Idol. Andy Richter is a mush.

David Letterman busting on Jay Leno and NBC

Kate Hudson can’t talk about fucking A-Rod – she’s a big bore

Thursday’s show overload! Nelson Mandela to fight Spider-Man. Emailers hate the Kardashians. Chuck Zito likes his ass licked.

Robert Cait does Norm McDonald, Fred, and Duke the dog — UPDATE –

Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.

Taylor Vixen wins the “Penthouse Pet Pageant” – fuck her and be mean to her

Tuesday’s show overload! Howard goes off every morning. Gary doesn’t really “read” books. Fred, Benjy, and Artie love camel toe.

Monday’s show overload! Howard sends Rosie a Sybian. Miss Howard TV kicked out of her sorority. Howard sits down to piss.

Thursday’s show overload! Howard willing to shave his head. Captain Jenks to kiss Artie’s bare ass. Robin ignores crying LaToya Jackson.

Monday’s show overload! Beth isn’t Letterman’s type. Grillo has a horrible tattoo on his back. Jailbird chick wants to bang Pete.

Mika on The Late Show – “Blame It On The Girls”

Tina Fey didn’t lose her virginity until she was 24

Letterman headed to $300 million divorce – wife humiliated and pissed — UPDATE –

Wednesday’s show overload! Gary is a Clemo Award winner. Mad Dog has to reschedule. “Too Fat to Fish” is up for a Grammy.

David Letterman’s slick monologue from last night’s show — UPDATE –

President Obama on Letterman – Howard pissed about the gridlock

Artie on Letterman last night – his girlfriend is smoking hot — UPDATE –

Show overload! Pornstar won’t take a chocolate bandit mask. Blotter acid gave Howard OCD. No reality show for Artie.

Tracy Morgan talking “street” on Letterman

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