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Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Gay pornstar Dustin Michaels—real name Andrew Grande—asphyxiated and died yesterday after swallowing a bag of pot during an altercation with Florida police. Shouldn’t “Grande” be his porn name? Cops were called after Andrew got into a fight with a friend. The situation escalated when police tried to handcuff Andrew and he resisted. During the mayhem, Andrew attempted to [...]

Horrible “Brat Pack” at the Oscars – tribute to John Hughes

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Here’s the “Brat Pack’s” Oscars tribute to the late director John Hughes. It’s rough. Judd Nelson looks like a derelict. Molly Ringwald now plays left tackle for the Steelers. And Macaulay Culkin’s face hasn’t aged in 20 years. “The whole Brat pack was depressing,” said Howard.

Brittany Murphy went out with a bang – 109 vicodin go “missing”

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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On December 9th, eleven days before she died, Brittany Murphy was issued 120 vicodin pills—no one knows why. And when they found her dead on December 20th, 109 of those vicodin magically vanished. The coroner ruled Brittany’s official cause of death pneumonia and drug intoxication. Yeah, right. If you take vicodin for “pain” the max you’re supposed to [...]

Andrew Koenig committed suicide – “Boner” goes bye, bye

Friday, February 26, 2010

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Boner from 80s sitcom Growing Pains, a.k.a. Andrew Koenig, son of Chekov from Star Trek, a.k.a. Walter Koenigh, committed suicide. After searching for weeks, officials found Andrew’s body on Wednesday in Vancouver’s Stanley Park. Walter Koenig says his son suffered from depression. Andrew is already memorialized on Walter’s website, which now includes links to suicide hotlines. When reached [...]

High Pitch Erik is not that retarded – he’s smarter than a fifth grader

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

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High Pitch Erik isn’t so dumb. “Erik took an evaluation, a test, and it said here that you’re not retarded,” Howard revealed, “That your spelling is an eighth grade level and your Math is a sixth grade level.” Whoa! He’s a regular wunderkind, at forty something. But that’s bad news for Erik, since he’s trying to prove he [...]

Robin believes we’re all eternal – our “energy” lives on after we die

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

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Howard gave Richard Christy props about his take on ghosts. Yes, ghosts, not joking. “If I saw a ghost, I’d be so happy,” Howard retold what Richard said on The Wrap-up Show yesterday, “Because it would prove there’s life after death.” So Richard isn’t afraid of ghosts. He wants to meet a dead person. “I ain’t afraid of [...]

Johnny Depp didn’t die – fatal car accident is bullshit

Monday, January 25, 2010

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JD’s fashion guru Johnny Depp is very much alive; reports that he died in a drunken car crash in France are complete horseshit. This weekend a story broke that Johnny wrecked his car along a guard rail in Bordeaux, France, and police pulled his body out of the mangled automobile. Spicing up the hoax was the claim [...]

If Howard dies, his friends can’t fuck Beth

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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Jessica Hahn called up to give an update. She’s engaged. Jessica hooked up with a friend of her late boyfriend. Howard would never let any of his friends bang Beth if he dropped dead. “I would like none of my friends,” insisted Howard, “Most of my friends are scumbags.” And if someone tries it, Howard will get them [...]

Quick bullets: Ronnie rips apart Benjy too. Larry King is banging his sister in law. Howard would never go to Kenya.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Ronnie also fought with Benjy today. Benjy accused Ronnie of being inappropriate with his girlfriend too, so Ronnie Bonaparte ran into the studio, yelling, “You know what, Tracy’s right! You’re such a fucking asshole. You really are. You are a real fucking [...]

Quick bullets: Howard keeps Artie’s mic on. Gary gets rubber duckies for Christmas. Richard’s marriage is screwed.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard doesn’t understand how rich kids, like the now dead Casey Johnson, grow up so fucked up. He guessed that, “Those rich kids don’t have to work towards anything, they kind of get lost in the abyss.” And Robin said, “One of [...]

High Pitch Eric out of his mom’s will – “twat cream” did it

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Steve Langford reported that High Pitch Eric has been written out of his dead mom’s will. So High Pitch called up to plead his case “I don’t know what the reasons are,” squealed High Pitch, but he told Howard he plans to fight it, “I have a lawyer that is going to contest the will.” But Howard knows [...]

Quick bullets: Johnson & Johnson heiress drops dead. Medicated Pete is Gary’s new intern. Howard is getting a cat.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! His internship might be up, but Medicated Pete is going nowhere. To keep Pete, Gary made a special internship for him. “He’s my responsibility,” Gary said. Lots of attention for Pete, he’s becoming a star. Sal told Howard, Pete even has his [...]

Crazy eyed Brittany Murphy dead at 32 – dies of “natural causes”

Monday, December 21, 2009

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How the fuck someone dies naturally at 32 years old I have no idea, but that’s what the Los Angeles coroner says killed actress Brittany Murphy, natural causes. Brittany, who starred in Clueless and 8 Mile, dropped dead on Sunday, after collapsing in the bathroom of her house, an autopsy is pending. She’s no Michael Jackson or [...]

Quick bullets: Wolverine looking for justice. Ashley Dupre no shows. Don’t fuck the 911 operator.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! The FBI arrested Gilberto Sanchez from Bronx, New York for allegedly uploading to the internet a pirated copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Robin reported, “It may have cost the studio [20th Century Fox] $50 million in lost revenue.” Here’s the dumb-dumb who called [...]

Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry dies — UPDATE — 911 calls

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Cincinnati Bengals wide out Chris Henry died this morning, from injuries he sustained during a dispute with his fiancée yesterday. Chris was rushed to the hospital after being found on a road about a half mile away from his fiancée’s parents’ house in Charlotte, North Carolina. The two got into a fight, and Chris fell from a [...]

Zombie Ronald Reagan to lead the Republican party

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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An undead Ronald Reagan might be all the GOP has left. George W. Bush was all retarded, Sarah Palin is half retarded, John McCain dribbles when he pees, and no one named “Huckabee” should be allowed to lead the free world. So a flesh eating zombie is an upgrade. Rawr! Via The Onion.

Tuesday’s show overload! Robin has a bumpy landing. Artie’s off to driving school. Lisa G. won’t sign autographs.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Robin had a choppy flight over vacation. Robin insisted she wasn’t scared, but Howard thinks the pilots were fucking with her. “They probably heard your Sully comments, [...]

Monday’s show overload! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. Ralph might be stealing the booze. Play whack pack songs on Coffee House.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. She stole the idea not to move to the back of the bus from a woman named Claudette Colvin. Claudette did [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie wanted Clint Eastwood to hit him. Ralph is a big gay paradox. “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” is hysterical.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie said on the Warner Brothers’ lot Clint Eastwood used to whip around in his golf cart from set [...]

Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.

Friday, November 13, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Our favorite martian, Fred, continued his dominance in the Gossip Game, winning yet again. The fake story was some [...]

Who drops dead first, Ben or Rae Stern?

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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King of All Blacks asked Howard which parent he would prefer die first. Howard wasn’t sure. “I don’t want to take care of either one of them,” he said. If his mom dies first, Howard thinks his dad will become a hermit, but if his dad dies, his mom will be helpless, since his father handles everything. Plus [...]

“The Boss” cancels a show – Springsteen’s cousin and roadie dies — UPDATE –

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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Hopefully Ross didn’t have tickets to this concert. Bruce Springsteen abruptly cancelled a concert in Kansas City on Monday night after his cousin and road crew member, 36 year old Lenny Sullivan, unexpectedly died. Lenny was found dead at their Kansas City hotel hours before the E Street Band was to go on. Local police are investigating, but [...]

Zach Braff is not dead – Dr. Turk sings a song

Thursday, October 15, 2009

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There was a rumor out there that former Scrubs star Zach Braff had overdosed on pills and died, not true. Zach is alive. He says so in this video and calls the guy who started the lie his first “douche of the day.” Then Donald Faison, a.k.a. Dr. Turk, breaks into an urban version of [...]

Wednesday’s show overload: Scott the Engineer doesn’t have a will. Robin has a gun rack full of vibrators. Steven Spielberg taps Eric the Midget.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Scott the Engineer doesn’t have a will. Howard tore into him. He chastised Scott for not handling his affairs. [...]

Beth’s grandmother died – Bianca’s farts heal all wounds — UPDATE –

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

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Sad news for the Ostrosky family, Beth’s grandmother died this weekend. Howard said the day she died she complained of feeling ill and before she died she went into her bedroom and wrote something down. Turns out, her dying wish was for Beth to have her engagement and wedding ring, which she never took off. When [...]

Woman dies from voodoo in New Jersey?

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

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You’d think you’d have to travel to a dark, dank swamp in the back waters of Louisiana for some good old fashioned voodoo. Nope! It seems the evil spirits have migrated north. Early Sunday morning a woman was found unresponsive in a townhouse in Gloucester Township, New Jersey. Oh, it happened in South Jersey. That explains it! An [...]

Idiot dies running with the bulls

Sunday, July 12, 2009

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Running away from a gang of angry bulls looking to gore you in the ass sounds like the plot of a prison movie. It’s not. The annual running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain dates back almost 100 years. Pissed off bulls are released into the streets, then insane locals and death wish-having tourists run around [...]

Tag Archive | "deaths"

Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape

Horrible “Brat Pack” at the Oscars – tribute to John Hughes

Brittany Murphy went out with a bang – 109 vicodin go “missing”

Andrew Koenig committed suicide – “Boner” goes bye, bye

High Pitch Erik is not that retarded – he’s smarter than a fifth grader

Robin believes we’re all eternal – our “energy” lives on after we die

Johnny Depp didn’t die – fatal car accident is bullshit

If Howard dies, his friends can’t fuck Beth

Quick bullets: Ronnie rips apart Benjy too. Larry King is banging his sister in law. Howard would never go to Kenya.

Quick bullets: Howard keeps Artie’s mic on. Gary gets rubber duckies for Christmas. Richard’s marriage is screwed.

High Pitch Eric out of his mom’s will – “twat cream” did it

Quick bullets: Johnson & Johnson heiress drops dead. Medicated Pete is Gary’s new intern. Howard is getting a cat.

Crazy eyed Brittany Murphy dead at 32 – dies of “natural causes”

Quick bullets: Wolverine looking for justice. Ashley Dupre no shows. Don’t fuck the 911 operator.

Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry dies — UPDATE — 911 calls

Zombie Ronald Reagan to lead the Republican party

Tuesday’s show overload! Robin has a bumpy landing. Artie’s off to driving school. Lisa G. won’t sign autographs.

Monday’s show overload! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. Ralph might be stealing the booze. Play whack pack songs on Coffee House.

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie wanted Clint Eastwood to hit him. Ralph is a big gay paradox. “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” is hysterical.

Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.

Who drops dead first, Ben or Rae Stern?

“The Boss” cancels a show – Springsteen’s cousin and roadie dies — UPDATE –

Zach Braff is not dead – Dr. Turk sings a song

Wednesday’s show overload: Scott the Engineer doesn’t have a will. Robin has a gun rack full of vibrators. Steven Spielberg taps Eric the Midget.

Beth’s grandmother died – Bianca’s farts heal all wounds — UPDATE –

Woman dies from voodoo in New Jersey?

Idiot dies running with the bulls

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