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Jamie Jungers wins the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!”

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Jamie Jungers pulls it off, winning the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” To go with her crown, sash, and golf inspired bouquet, Jamie takes home $75,000 courtesy of Ashley Madison, a black diamond ring via Steven Singer, and a 50 inch TV from Beezid.com. The voting was swift and decisive with Gary, Fred, and Ashley Madison [...]

Jamiee Grubbs was “laxed” on condoms with Tiger – his penis isn’t that big

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Jamiee Grubbs was the last contestant in the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant,” and she didn’t disappoint either. She’s kooky and angry. That’s so fucking sexy! “You look like a fun girl,” Howard said to Jamiee, “You know how to rock a bikini as they say!” It’s obvious by now. Tiger has good taste in women. “Were you [...]

Loredana Jolie says Tiger fucks better than Michael Jordon – Tiger wants his asshole licked

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Smoking hot Loredana Jolie was up next in “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.” “You’re a very beautiful woman,” said Howard, “You are tan. You have very big breasts. Are those real or fake?” Loredana replied, “Really expensive.” Howard asked Loredana how her life has been since being outted as one of Tiger’s girls. She called it “confusing.” “You have different [...]

Tiger makes Jamie Jungers fly coach – she’s a hot “little coffee cup”

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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First to brave the studio was Jamie Jungers. “Jamie, you are one hot babe, good God!” Howard exclaimed, “I can see why Tiger carried on with you.” Howard called her a “hot tomato.” Too funny! Jamie says she met Tiger Woods in Las Vegas during a charity event at the Bellagio. They hooked up right away, but [...]

Hilary Duff gets engaged – then gets down on her knees

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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Now that’s a thank you! Here’s Hilary Duff getting engaged to her boyfriend hockey player Mike Comrie, and then showing her appreciation the best way she knows how. Hey, if you give someone a $1 million ring, they better suck your dick—and tongue your asshole too! Via Hollywood Crush.

Tiger Woods’ public statement – “I’m sorry…leave my family alone”

Friday, February 19, 2010

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Tiger Woods made his first public statement since his pussy filled scandal broke Thanksgiving night. No surprise. Huggy Bear Woods punked out; apologizing, asking paparazzi to back off his family, and saying he needs to return to his Buddhist roots. Buddhism? Every idiot gets religion when they fuck up. “I convinced myself that normal rules didn’t apply,” said [...]

Come get Tiger’s balls – the mistress collection — UPDATE –

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

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Too bad the holidays are over. These would have made a great stocking stuffer—emphasis on stuff-her. For 60 bucks you can whack off—err, whack around—all of Tiger’s mistresses; your favorites, like Holly Sampson and Rachel Uchitel. I could see the Jackass guys teeing off and smacking these balls into each others, uh, balls. But this is only the [...]

Robert Schimmel’s got 99 problems and a bitch is one – and his liver is another — UPDATE –

Thursday, January 28, 2010

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Comedian Bob Schimmel was in today. Bob’s a long time friend of the show. But Bob wasn’t all that funny today. Bob’s got a soon-to-be ex-wife from hell. She’s his daughter’s hot young friend he married after splitting with his first wife; who he married three times. But now his new marriage, it’s a disaster. “I’m a celebrity to [...]

Quick bullets: Howard and Robin are “ripped.” Benjy buys a good birthday gift. Jay Leno won’t fire Stuttering John.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Robin ran into Howard in Central Park yesterday, so they went running together, both of them work out a lot. “Robin and I have our various trainers, that’s why we’re so gorgeous,” Howard joked. Howard said they look ripped. Robin snickered, more [...]

Quick bullets: Ronnie rips apart Benjy too. Larry King is banging his sister in law. Howard would never go to Kenya.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Ronnie also fought with Benjy today. Benjy accused Ronnie of being inappropriate with his girlfriend too, so Ronnie Bonaparte ran into the studio, yelling, “You know what, Tracy’s right! You’re such a fucking asshole. You really are. You are a real fucking [...]

Quick bullets: Howard keeps Artie’s mic on. Gary gets rubber duckies for Christmas. Richard’s marriage is screwed.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard doesn’t understand how rich kids, like the now dead Casey Johnson, grow up so fucked up. He guessed that, “Those rich kids don’t have to work towards anything, they kind of get lost in the abyss.” And Robin said, “One of [...]

Rosie’s got a new girl friend – “‘It’s going to be weird”

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Rosie’s relationship is over. Last week, on her Sirius XM radio show Rosie spoke out about her new girlfriend artist Tracy Kachtick-Anders. On Howard, Rosie talked about her deteriorating love affair with longtime partner Kelli Carpenter. At the time, Rosie insisted they were working on it, but it looks like it didn’t work. Rosie called Tracy a “lovely, [...]

$100,000 prize for the Tiger Woods beauty pageant

Monday, January 4, 2010

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Howard was excited to announce that Ashley Madison put up a $100,000 prize for the Tiger Woods’s mistress beauty pageant. Gary claims he just talked to a girl who fucked Tiger, but her story has yet to make the news. “This is going to be big, we’re going to have a lot of celebrities,” Howard joked, “I [...]

Angelina Jolie doesn’t do fidelity – “You skanky hoe!”

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

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Bat shit crazy Angelina “Mother Teresa” Jolie says fidelity in a relationship isn’t a given. “I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It’s worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards. “Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we [...]

Bride of creepy Christy – Richard gets engaged

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Richard is getting married. And he prepared for his proposal by taking his bi-monthly shower. “Are you kidding me? You’re going to ruin that girl’s life,” Robin exclaimed. Richard proposed at his “favorite” restaurant in Long Island City. But he didn’t get down on one knee. “I told her to close her eyes and put the box in [...]

Quick bullets: Elin needs to fuck. Scott the Engineer hates Howard. Red Peters’s Christmas.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! To get back at Tiger, Howard thinks Elin needs some new dick. “Elin should go fuck her brains out,” he said, “The best revenge is fucking guys.” And Howard revealed the “Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant” is taking shape, saying, “This is going [...]

“Hottest Cougar” contest – Karri thinks she’s turning Japanese

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

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Today, three smoking hot “cougars” faced off in a battle of wits and tits, all MILFs, all fuck-able. Howard said the judging–and the listeners–would be hard. He told Robin, “I have to see beauty, poise, and personality.” Karri was the first to face the music. She’s 42, lives in Las Vegas, divorced, has three kids, fake boobs, [...]

Quick bullets: Bill Maher won’t do the show. Oral Roberts dies. Howard has to hurry out.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard had to wrap up the show quickly today. “I received a call,” he said, “Something is going on in my life.” It didn’t sound like an emergency, but he skipped Jon Hein and Steve Langford. Maybe Bianca fell into the pool, [...]

Tiger has a lot of bitches – Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant is coming

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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Howard finally got around to playing clips of Tiger Woods’s girls, all of them. “I think the sheer number is freaking out everyone about Tiger,” Howard said, “It’s like a feeding frenzy.” Robin called Tiger an “enigma.” So Howard replied, “No need to use racial slurs Robin, as a black woman you should know better.” Howard wants to [...]

Quick bullets: Scott the Engineer is jealous. Artie is dishonest. “Avatar” is coming out.

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Scott the Engineer was voted the most jealous. “He is. He’s the most jealous, he really is,” said Howard, “He’s angry with anyone who gets anything.” Tiger’s wife will allegedly divorce him after Christmas. Twilight star Robert Pattinson was 2009’s biggest actor. But Howard [...]

Howard thinks Tiger is off to therapy to fix his image

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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“The real test of a Tiger fan is if you can name every woman he’s been with,” Howard said. And with all this cheating Tiger’s profile is fucked. Robin insisted, “This is the demise of an image. It has been really battered.” But Howard thinks Tiger will survive the scandal. Tiger will have to do a lot of [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Fred’s neighbor gives him a sex talk. Howard can’t fix everyone. John Stamos is being extorted.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Fred didn’t get a sex talk from his parents. His neighbor gave him one. He drew a picture in the dirt with a stick and said, “This [...]

Tiger Woods is hot for sex teacher – fucked porn star Holly Sampson too

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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Wow, it looks like Tiger put his dick in all sorts of holes. The latest, and probably the greatest, porn actress Holly Sampson, star of the critically acclaimed My First Sex Teacher, volume 18, has now been fingered as one of Tiger’s hoochies. Nice! But when contacted, Holly’s lawyer said she had no comment. Eh, Holly’s [...]

Monday’s show overload! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. Ralph might be stealing the booze. Play whack pack songs on Coffee House.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. She stole the idea not to move to the back of the bus from a woman named Claudette Colvin. Claudette did [...]

Angelina Jolie licks Brad Pitt’s ass – she’s bat shit crazy too

Monday, November 30, 2009

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Ian Halperin, author of the Michael Jackson book that claims Michael was a homo, dropped by to promote his new book on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. “Brangelina” are in trouble, according to Ian. He says they’re headed for a split. Remember, he predicted Michael Jackson would suffer an untimely death, and he was right. So as [...]

Tiger’s wife beat his ass – car crash could be a front — UPDATE –

Monday, November 30, 2009

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Howard loves the Tiger Woods story. He thinks it’s great that his wife beat the SUV with a golf club. “It’s like if Beth beat me in the heat with a microphone,” Howard said. Howard thinks the whole “car crash” is a cover up for the ass kicking his wife gave him. “Why did she have to break [...]

Rosie’s wife moved out two years ago — UPDATE –

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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Last week, on her radio show, Rosie admitted her partner of five years, Kelli Carpenter, moved out of their home two years ago. Rosie previously told Howard, she and Kelli had been having problems, but never mentioned a split. But Rosie insists they’re still a family, and love each other very much. And like she mentioned to [...]

No “Celebrity Superfan” for Jillian Barberie – Howard wants her tongue up his ass — UPDATE –

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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Jillian called up today and told Howard she was never asked to be on Celebrity Superfan Roundtable. Apparently, there was chatter about her going on the show, but it never happened. That annoyed Howard. He said, “She’s like the biggest superfan there is!” Jillian talks about Howard all the time on her show. After that, Howard reminded everyone [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Artie loves Big Macs. Howard is planning a big Christmas surprise. KFC sends over free gift certificates.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baby Gorilla likes his Big Macs good and unhealthy, saying, “When I was 22, I would get a Big [...]

Hulk Hogan getting fucked in court – not gay with Bubba

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

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The Hulkster stopped by today, and talked about all the horrible shit going on in his life right now. Hulk’s ex-wife has been brutal on him, making up a lot of bullshit. Howard said, “Your wife accused you of being a lover of Bubba the Love Sponge.” “Yeah, my wife accused me and Bubba of doing the [...]

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Jamie Jungers wins the “Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!”

Jamiee Grubbs was “laxed” on condoms with Tiger – his penis isn’t that big

Loredana Jolie says Tiger fucks better than Michael Jordon – Tiger wants his asshole licked

Tiger makes Jamie Jungers fly coach – she’s a hot “little coffee cup”

Hilary Duff gets engaged – then gets down on her knees

Tiger Woods’ public statement – “I’m sorry…leave my family alone”

Come get Tiger’s balls – the mistress collection — UPDATE –

Robert Schimmel’s got 99 problems and a bitch is one – and his liver is another — UPDATE –

Quick bullets: Howard and Robin are “ripped.” Benjy buys a good birthday gift. Jay Leno won’t fire Stuttering John.

Quick bullets: Ronnie rips apart Benjy too. Larry King is banging his sister in law. Howard would never go to Kenya.

Quick bullets: Howard keeps Artie’s mic on. Gary gets rubber duckies for Christmas. Richard’s marriage is screwed.

Rosie’s got a new girl friend – “‘It’s going to be weird”

$100,000 prize for the Tiger Woods beauty pageant

Angelina Jolie doesn’t do fidelity – “You skanky hoe!”

Bride of creepy Christy – Richard gets engaged

Quick bullets: Elin needs to fuck. Scott the Engineer hates Howard. Red Peters’s Christmas.

“Hottest Cougar” contest – Karri thinks she’s turning Japanese

Quick bullets: Bill Maher won’t do the show. Oral Roberts dies. Howard has to hurry out.

Tiger has a lot of bitches – Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant is coming

Quick bullets: Scott the Engineer is jealous. Artie is dishonest. “Avatar” is coming out.

Howard thinks Tiger is off to therapy to fix his image

Tuesday’s show overload! Fred’s neighbor gives him a sex talk. Howard can’t fix everyone. John Stamos is being extorted.

Tiger Woods is hot for sex teacher – fucked porn star Holly Sampson too

Monday’s show overload! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. Ralph might be stealing the booze. Play whack pack songs on Coffee House.

Angelina Jolie licks Brad Pitt’s ass – she’s bat shit crazy too

Tiger’s wife beat his ass – car crash could be a front — UPDATE –

Rosie’s wife moved out two years ago — UPDATE –

No “Celebrity Superfan” for Jillian Barberie – Howard wants her tongue up his ass — UPDATE –

Wednesday’s show overload! Artie loves Big Macs. Howard is planning a big Christmas surprise. KFC sends over free gift certificates.

Hulk Hogan getting fucked in court – not gay with Bubba

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