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Ellen Degeneres cries about her dog – wanh, wanh, wanh!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

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Here’s the clip of Ellen breaking down about giving her dog away. “Listen to this bull shit story,” Howard snapped, “She’s a lunatic! I’m telling you.” Ellen needs to, uh, man up.

Today is cat D-day – Beth’s picking up a pussy

Thursday, January 7, 2010

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King of All Blacks couldn’t believe that Howard is getting a cat. He sure is! Beth is picking it up today. “My wife wants a cat really badly. This is nothing I would do. I got a dog. It’s enough for me,” Howard explained, “But she needs a cat, so I’m going to try and get [...]

A cat is coming to the Stern household

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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“Beth told me she wants to pick up the cat this weekend,” Howard revealed, “I don’t want a cat.” She wants to adopt a cat from North Shore Animal League, but Howard is stressed out about it. He’s content with just having Bianca. “I love my dog, its enough,” he kvetched. Plus Beth wants to bring the cat [...]

Robin’s cat drops dead – Howard could never put Fred down

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Robin lost a member of the clan over break. She had to put her cat to sleep, the sick one on life support. “Kelly just died over the holiday,” she said, which screwed up Lady Quivers’s holiday plans. Wanh! Howard asked, “Did you have a burial?” Fred started playing “Taps” in the background. “I got to go pick [...]

Quick bullets: Michael Cera the voice of a young Howard Stern. Robin is still going to Guatemala. Howard smoked to be cool.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard revealed today that actor Michael Cera was cast as the voice of the teenage Howard Stern in the ill-fated “Howard Stern the High School Years.” Nice pick, too bad it never happened. The CBS Evening News has a new voice for its [...]

Quick bullets: Johnson & Johnson heiress drops dead. Medicated Pete is Gary’s new intern. Howard is getting a cat.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! His internship might be up, but Medicated Pete is going nowhere. To keep Pete, Gary made a special internship for him. “He’s my responsibility,” Gary said. Lots of attention for Pete, he’s becoming a star. Sal told Howard, Pete even has his [...]

Scott DePace says the sun is getting hotter – Nick Dipaolo and Louis C.K. fight

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

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Howard and token Republican Scott DePace sparred over global warming today. Gary said Scott thinks it’s a bunch of bullshit, saying, “Scott Depace thinks global warming is a global conspiracy to bankrupt rich countries.” Scott claims that isn’t true. Instead, he blames the sun. Scott asked, “Why can’t it just be from the sun getting hotter?” He’s retarded. [...]

Quick bullets: Charlie Murphy’s wife dies. Lisa G. won’t dress sexy. Tim is devouring coffee cake.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Charlie Murphy’s wife passed away. Howard said Charlie is a great guest. He’s impressed Charlie made it on his own, and is now more than just Eddie Murphy’s brother. “Cha-lee Murphy!” Howard couldn’t believe it. A new iPhone app let’s you text and [...]

Howard says its time to act on global warming

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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Howard read an article about Bolivia, and how they’re suffering from global warming. Bolivia gets their water from a glacier, but the hotter temps have melted it away, so now Bolivia has no water. So Howard agrees that developed nations like China, India, and us, have to do something before water-starved countries go to shit. No water could [...]

Thursday’s show overload! “Ambassador Quivers” is still heading to Guatemala. Eric the Midget is retarded. Fred rules the “Gossip Game.”

Friday, December 4, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! U.N. representative Robin will not back down from her trip to Guatemala, despite the dangers. “I say this in all sincerity, you will be fixed, you will [...]

Religious nuts are pissed at PETA – Joanna Krupa is a naked angel

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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The “Catholic League” is pissed off at PETA’s new advertisement, featuring ex-Miss Howard TV Joanna Krupa butt naked covering her tits and pussy with a crucifix. “President” Bill Donohue said, “PETA is a fraud. It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services.” Wanh! A [...]

Howard Stern Superfan Contest – goes down to the wire

Thursday, November 19, 2009

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Supefans Matt, Steve, and Gina were in studio today to play the Howard Stern Superfan Contest. And it went all the way down to the final question, before Gina was declared the winner. Mutt selected the contestants, who were all pretty cool, which was surprising because it’s Stern “Fan” Network, not Stern Fan Network. But Steve [...]

Madame Quivers attends the DogCatemy Awards

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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There’s Robin making her acceptance speech at the North Shore Animal League’s 4th annual DogCatemy Awards last week. And here’s a clip of Howard and Beth at the gala too.

Monday’s show overload! Gary’s dog wins “Best of Show.” Yankees fans hate Joe Buck. Brian Fallon gets a guy arrested.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baba Booey’s dog Murphy took top honors at this year’s DogCatemy Awards, winning “Best of Show.” But Howard really [...]

Oscar the owl gets set free

Monday, November 9, 2009

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Howard and Beth’s owl, named Oscar, who Beth found wandering around Broadway, was set free this weekend, after recovering from his injuries. With the help of the rescue group, Beth released Oscar at Lido Beach, Long Island. Howard was amazed that as soon as Beth let him go, he took off like a shot, and knew what [...]

Car crashes into a circus elephant

Friday, November 6, 2009

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Talk about a shitty day. A couple driving home from church crashed into a runaway elephant from a traveling circus. The people in the car weren’t hurt, but the 29 year old elephant sustained a leg injury and a broken tusk after ripping into the SUV’s sheet metal. Following an examination, veterinarians say the elephant will be just [...]

Thursday’s show overload! Howard doesn’t fart anymore. Rosie gets her Sybian. “Pig Virus” fucks up radio, again.

Friday, November 6, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard said he stopped eating as much, so now he doesn’t make doodie everyday, and he doesn’t fart. It’s [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie can’t figure out the “intra-net.” King of All Blacks turns his zygote into a girl. Howard proves he is stupid.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie can’t use the internet. He tried to check the Yankees score online, but typing in MLB.com, somehow brought [...]

Robin’s North Shore film is a nightmare – Gange hates her cats

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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Lady Quivers and Howard TV piss-boy, Mike Gange, tore each other apart over Robin’s short film for the North Shore Animal League. Gange said they’re in day three of shooting, and it’s been tough sledding for him. “Every time I ask Robin what she wants, she says I don’t know, you figure it out,” he said, “She’s [...]

Black bear goes for the beer cooler

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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Yogi needs picnic baskets, Pooh craves honey, but this bear was looking to get fucked up! In Wisconsin, a 125 pound black bear walked into a liquor store, and made a beeline for the beer. He waited for the automatic doors to open, then headed for the beer coolers. Once there, he climbed 12 feet onto a shelf [...]

Beth rescues a baby owl – Gary doesn’t tell Howard — UPDATE –

Monday, October 19, 2009

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Howard said on Thursday Beth rescued a baby owl that was stumbling around Broadway. So she and the doorman scooped it up into a box. She sent Howard a bunch of text messages, hoping Howard could mention it on the air, because she didn’t know where to bring the owl. But Howard was too busy to check [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard’s psychiatrist won’t let him stop therapy. Sean King chickens out. Robin’s pussy is home again.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard said the only way he’ll ever get out of therapy is if his shrink dies. His doctor won’t [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Spaceman Riley Martin is pissed again. Ed Torian wants a table-dance. Kings of Leon to play a blowjob party.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Riley called in and asked about his job status. Howard reiterated that until Dr. Ablow gives him a clean [...]

Fat Jessica Simpson’s dog eaten by coyote

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

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I bet she ate it. Jessica Simpson’s “malti-poo” was snatched up by a hungry coyote on Monday. It’s pretty startling actually. Daisy was snapped up right in front of her, which makes you wonder if dumb-dumb had a leash on her, and if not, why not. Jessica said her heart is broken. So she’ll probably break out [...]

Monday’s show overload! Howard attends a big gay wedding. Sean King and Joe Jackson no show. Jay Leno should race Mexicans.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard went to his first gay wedding this weekend. His cousin Stacy Gerber got married to his partner of [...]

Pamela Anderson’s PETA commercial too hot for TV

Thursday, September 10, 2009

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PETA’s new commercial “Cruelty Doesn’t Fly,” featuring Pamela Anderson as a domineering animal cruelty officer stripping down passengers wearing leather and fur, has been deemed too racy and will not air on the CNN Airport Network. Waaa, it’s too racy, waaa! Bunch of chicken shits! Listen, I’m no fetish freak, but give me Pam Anderson in [...]

Beth’s grandmother died – Bianca’s farts heal all wounds — UPDATE –

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

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Sad news for the Ostrosky family, Beth’s grandmother died this weekend. Howard said the day she died she complained of feeling ill and before she died she went into her bedroom and wrote something down. Turns out, her dying wish was for Beth to have her engagement and wedding ring, which she never took off. When [...]

Wild horse versus Rally car – horse gets blown up!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

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Now that’s got to be a bitch to claim on your insurance—not sure there’s horse coverage! A deer might destroy a crappy Honda Civic, but a horse can’t make a dent on rally car. During a race in the Patagonian Hills of Argentina a pack wild horses tried to cross the street and—WHAM—the black one [...]

Mexican “Chupacabra” found dead in Texas

Thursday, September 3, 2009

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It’s not that shocking. You know Richard had two or three of these things as pets growing up in Kansas, until they ended up as Chupacabra jerky or were sold to black people. As for this one, in a weird coincidence, it turned up in a taxidermy student’s barn, where he poisoned it. So his [...]

Tuesday’s show overload: Scott DePace still beats his dog. Howard doesn’t like John the Stutter’s show. Sal is a dummy.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Scott DePace continues to smack around his dog Cookie, even after dog-training. He doesn’t see anything wrong with it. [...]

Tag Archive | "environment & animals"

Ellen Degeneres cries about her dog – wanh, wanh, wanh!

Today is cat D-day – Beth’s picking up a pussy

A cat is coming to the Stern household

Robin’s cat drops dead – Howard could never put Fred down

Quick bullets: Michael Cera the voice of a young Howard Stern. Robin is still going to Guatemala. Howard smoked to be cool.

Quick bullets: Johnson & Johnson heiress drops dead. Medicated Pete is Gary’s new intern. Howard is getting a cat.

Scott DePace says the sun is getting hotter – Nick Dipaolo and Louis C.K. fight

Quick bullets: Charlie Murphy’s wife dies. Lisa G. won’t dress sexy. Tim is devouring coffee cake.

Howard says its time to act on global warming

Thursday’s show overload! “Ambassador Quivers” is still heading to Guatemala. Eric the Midget is retarded. Fred rules the “Gossip Game.”

Religious nuts are pissed at PETA – Joanna Krupa is a naked angel

Howard Stern Superfan Contest – goes down to the wire

Madame Quivers attends the DogCatemy Awards

Monday’s show overload! Gary’s dog wins “Best of Show.” Yankees fans hate Joe Buck. Brian Fallon gets a guy arrested.

Oscar the owl gets set free

Car crashes into a circus elephant

Thursday’s show overload! Howard doesn’t fart anymore. Rosie gets her Sybian. “Pig Virus” fucks up radio, again.

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie can’t figure out the “intra-net.” King of All Blacks turns his zygote into a girl. Howard proves he is stupid.

Robin’s North Shore film is a nightmare – Gange hates her cats

Black bear goes for the beer cooler

Beth rescues a baby owl – Gary doesn’t tell Howard — UPDATE –

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard’s psychiatrist won’t let him stop therapy. Sean King chickens out. Robin’s pussy is home again.

Tuesday’s show overload! Spaceman Riley Martin is pissed again. Ed Torian wants a table-dance. Kings of Leon to play a blowjob party.

Fat Jessica Simpson’s dog eaten by coyote

Monday’s show overload! Howard attends a big gay wedding. Sean King and Joe Jackson no show. Jay Leno should race Mexicans.

Pamela Anderson’s PETA commercial too hot for TV

Beth’s grandmother died – Bianca’s farts heal all wounds — UPDATE –

Wild horse versus Rally car – horse gets blown up!

Mexican “Chupacabra” found dead in Texas

Tuesday’s show overload: Scott DePace still beats his dog. Howard doesn’t like John the Stutter’s show. Sal is a dummy.

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