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“You’ll suck dick” for Krispy Kreme doughnuts

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Ha! Look very closely. Not sure if it’s real or not, but let’s pretend it is. Fucking funny as hell! The expression on the news anchor’s face is priceless. Hey now! Via Canuckle Head.

Maniac chef sells breast milk cheese – quick, call the authorities!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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A chef at restaurant Klee Brasserie in New York City needs to be shot. McCreepy is offering cheese made out of his wife’s breast milk. “Thank you for telling me the name, I won’t be going there,” Robin told Howard. Howard thought it was disgusting—yes, it is—but the restaurant claims their phone is ringing off the hook. “I [...]

Tim Sabean is an eating machine – Doug Goodstein rats him out

Monday, March 8, 2010

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Tim’s diet defenses are breaking down. He and Doug Goodstein went down to Tampa Bay to visit Bubba, and Tim waged an eating apocalypse. “He’s going to balloon very quickly,” Doug said. Apparently Doug keyed into his BlackBerry all the food Tim ordered at dinner. Tim’s list is impressive: chicken nachos, fried zucchini chips, fennel crusted French fries, [...]

Organic butcher shop wants to sponsor Sussy’s “hippie bullshit”

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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Homegrown Meats, a supplier of grass-fed meat, in La Jolla, California wants to help Howard TV lighting guy Sussy on his cross-country bike ride to promote sustainable farming. Sussy’s trip also includes peddling through foreign countries, so of course Howard thinks he’s insane. “I’d sit you down and say this is a bunch of hippie bullshit,” Howard [...]

NBC’s black history menu – “holy mack’ell!”

Thursday, February 11, 2010

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That’s Questlove’s snapshot of NBC’s cafeteria’s black history month menu. It’z got’z all yo’ fave-rits, like black eyed peas, cornbread, collard greens, fountain soda, and fried chicken. But before you scream racism, the chef is a black lady. “Thank God it was a black chef,” said Howard, “Can you imagine if it was a white chef, there’d [...]

Ronnie the cookie delivery boy – Howard wants to “always love” him — UPDATE — Ronnie goes berserk

Thursday, February 11, 2010

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“Ronnie spends twenty minutes every day Wednesday, at least, delivering cookies,” says Howard. Littlest bodyguard has taken it upon himself to dole out Crumbs’ cupcakes and cookies to everyone who gets to work later in the morning. Fatsos like Jason and Gary devour all the goodies before anyone else gets a chance to have some. Robin said, “He [...]

Howard’s new chips and soda – “Howard’s Crap Nachos”

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

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Howard can’t believe people eat Doritos. It’s garbage food. But to cash in, Howard is going to put out a line of his own chips, calling them “Howard’s Crap Nachos” And they’ll be no secrets about Howard’s nachos. “I’m going to say this will kill you, and people will still buy it,” Howard said about his package, “I’m [...]

“Sam the Cooking Guy” puts Kathie Lee in her cunty place

Monday, February 1, 2010

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Here’s the clip of “Sam the Cooking Guy” telling Kathie Lee to shut her fucking trap on The Today Show. Kathie Lee is a yammering twat. “She wants to gobble up the world, this hungry cunt,” snapped Howard, “Don’t have a guest on if you don’t want him to talk.” Howard said in Roosevelt he learned [...]

Lisa G. making brownies on TV – not a euphemism for doodie

Monday, February 1, 2010

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“Superstar” Lisa G. was on the PIX Morning News cooking brownies last month. Lisa G. points out you’ll need big balls—err, a big bowl—to stir the baby batter—err, brownie batter.

JD and Ashley Dupre make hot chocolate love

Friday, January 15, 2010

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Looks like JD is ready to go cougar hunting now. On her Twitter, call-girl turned “advice” columnist Ashley Dupre says she just got back from having hot chocolate Da’ Bad Ass. I just finished Hot Chocolate with JD. He is such a good person. I think he’s going to be one of my really good friends. He’s [...]

Herschel Walker played Russian roulette – now he’s a chicken guru and MMA fighter

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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Ex-NFL player Herschel Walker stopped by today and made a fucked up confession. Herschel used to play Russian roulette, by himself. “You describe you even once played the very dangerous game of Russian roulette,” Howard said. Herschel blames his multiple personality disorder. Something he wrote about in his book, titled Breaking Free: My Life with Dissociative Identity [...]

Quick bullets: Howard and Robin are “ripped.” Benjy buys a good birthday gift. Jay Leno won’t fire Stuttering John.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Robin ran into Howard in Central Park yesterday, so they went running together, both of them work out a lot. “Robin and I have our various trainers, that’s why we’re so gorgeous,” Howard joked. Howard said they look ripped. Robin snickered, more [...]

Hijinx at the Jon Hein Bar Mitzvah – Richard drinks, Tim eats, Sal fucks with Gary

Monday, January 11, 2010

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Jon Hein’s daughter’s Bat Mitzvah was this weekend, and lots of the Stern crew attended, but not Howard. Everybody behaved—no Sal panty-sniffing—but plenty of shit still went down, like Sal fucking with Gary, turning off the televisions playing the Jets game. Howard explained, “Sal took it upon himself that whenever Gary was watching the game, Sal would [...]

No more candy for Beth – just butter and peanut butter

Saturday, January 2, 2010

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Howard wasn’t bullshitting. All Beth does eat is candy, mostly Swedish Fish, Tootsie Rolls, Starbursts, and Hot Tamales, but not anymore. Mrs. King of All Media has cut out sweets, and in the first week she lost 6 pounds—from where! Beth says she’s now eating “real food,” like pasta, French fries, soy lattes at Starbucks, grilled turkey [...]

Thursday’s show overload! Artie is a wheezing mess. Sal has a “vee-la” in Italy. No “comedy off” between Shuli and Dan the Song Parody Man.

Friday, November 20, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie was wheezing again. “That sounds like a flute or something,” Artie said, “I stopped it yesterday, I can [...]

Monday’s show overload! Howard is the most powerful man in media. Little Mikey goes to comedy class. Howard rips SFN, again.

Monday, November 16, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! President Obama tops the list of Forbes most powerful people. Howard called bullshit. He is the most powerful man [...]

Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.

Friday, November 13, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Our favorite martian, Fred, continued his dominance in the Gossip Game, winning yet again. The fake story was some [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Artie loves Big Macs. Howard is planning a big Christmas surprise. KFC sends over free gift certificates.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baby Gorilla likes his Big Macs good and unhealthy, saying, “When I was 22, I would get a Big [...]

Unlocking the mystery of Ben Stern’s breakfast

Monday, November 9, 2009

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At dinner with his parents, Howard probed his dad on his bizarre breakfast routine, err, regime. Ben Stern operates with three breakfast options: cold cereal, Rice ‘n Shine, and steel cut Irish oatmeal. None must be repeated on back to back days! And so that the system remains intact, daddy Stern uses a “coin” as a marker, [...]

World’s biggest meatball – no, it’s not Artie

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Get this thing for Artie, and a wheelbarrow full of broccoli raab, and you’ll never see his fat ass again. Nonni’s Italian Eatery in Concord, New Hamsphire cooked up a 222.5 pound meatball, verified by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s largest. The old record was 198.6 pounds, set by, believe it or not, [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard and Beth have words. Most people think Howard killed Anna Nicole Smith. No standup debut for Eric the Midget.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard and Beth went to a surprise birthday party for Richie Notar from Nobu. So he was out very [...]

Ben Stern eats on a schedule – needs a stockpile of sardines

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

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Howard took his parents out to dinner last night, and much to his chagrin, there were complications. Even though Howard’s dad wears hearing aids, and the waiter was talking loudly, Ben couldn’t hear a thing. He was just staring out into space. It made Howard nuts! Then somehow the elder Stern ended up in the ladies bathroom. He [...]

Carnie Wilson big and fat again – new host of the “Newlywed Game”

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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Carnie Wilson called up to plug tonight’s episode of the Newlywed Game, starring George and Brad. But Howard was more interested in how Carnie got fat again after having gastric bypass. Carnie, who is 5′4, admitted she is now 200 pounds. At that height, Howard insisted she should be 110. That won’t happen, Carnie likes food too much. [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie goes pumpkin picking. Howard isn’t at war with Paris Hilton. Gary dresses like a pregnant pirate.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie went apple and pumpkin picking with his girlfriend last week and every guy who recognized him said, “You [...]

Dinner with the boys – Gary’s teeth annihilate shrimp

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

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Gary, Howard, Artie and fucking Ralph went out to eat yesterday, so the ball-busting was in full effect this morning. Surprise-surprise, Gary got hit the hardest. Howard ordered some rock shrimp for the table and observed the horror of Gary’s choppers in their natural environment, saying, “The shrimp actually started shaking in the plate when they [...]

McDonald’s calls Howard “unacceptable”

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

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After calling soda just as dangerous as cigarettes, Howard jumped all over McDonald’s, accusing them of hawking horrible salty food to kids. Howard revealed that years back McDonald’s rejected advertising on the show, calling him “unacceptable.” That pissed him off—then and now—he said that’s like the mafia calling Bernie Madoff unacceptable. Robin thinks companies that won’t run ads [...]

Wednesday’s show overload: Bubba’s sexy pictures of his wife. Robin can’t find vegetables in France. Stedman to teach at Full Sail.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard loved the picture Bubba posted of Heather in a thong on his Twitter. Her boob picture is awesome [...]

Cops in Texas rule! Drink beer and give guns to hot chicks.

Friday, August 21, 2009

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One deputy was fired and three more were suspended for taking that photo of a sexy waitress posing on a patrol car, with a police-issued assault rifle in the parking lot of the restaurant where she works. The deputies, who admitted to having 3 to 5 beers each, were nailed by local police after someone reported [...]

1,200 pound cupcake gives Artie a boner

Monday, August 17, 2009

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No doubt. Artie just blew a load in his pants. Bakers in Royal Oak, Michigan created the monster—weighing 1,224 pounds—that is now certified as the Guinness World Record holder. The beast took 12 hours to bake and 800 eggs and 200 pounds of both sugar and flour, topped with pink vanilla frosting in honor of Susan [...]

Show overload! Pornstar won’t take a chocolate bandit mask. Blotter acid gave Howard OCD. No reality show for Artie.

Friday, July 31, 2009

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Listen, the Howard Stern Show covers a crap load of news and topics. It’s impossible to give everything the in-depth attention it deserves. So on Fridays, SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to. Hey now! Pornstars Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez spun the “Wheel of Sex” on Friday, but it quickly [...]

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“You’ll suck dick” for Krispy Kreme doughnuts

Maniac chef sells breast milk cheese – quick, call the authorities!

Tim Sabean is an eating machine – Doug Goodstein rats him out

Organic butcher shop wants to sponsor Sussy’s “hippie bullshit”

NBC’s black history menu – “holy mack’ell!”

Ronnie the cookie delivery boy – Howard wants to “always love” him — UPDATE — Ronnie goes berserk

Howard’s new chips and soda – “Howard’s Crap Nachos”

“Sam the Cooking Guy” puts Kathie Lee in her cunty place

Lisa G. making brownies on TV – not a euphemism for doodie

JD and Ashley Dupre make hot chocolate love

Herschel Walker played Russian roulette – now he’s a chicken guru and MMA fighter

Quick bullets: Howard and Robin are “ripped.” Benjy buys a good birthday gift. Jay Leno won’t fire Stuttering John.

Hijinx at the Jon Hein Bar Mitzvah – Richard drinks, Tim eats, Sal fucks with Gary

No more candy for Beth – just butter and peanut butter

Thursday’s show overload! Artie is a wheezing mess. Sal has a “vee-la” in Italy. No “comedy off” between Shuli and Dan the Song Parody Man.

Monday’s show overload! Howard is the most powerful man in media. Little Mikey goes to comedy class. Howard rips SFN, again.

Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.

Wednesday’s show overload! Artie loves Big Macs. Howard is planning a big Christmas surprise. KFC sends over free gift certificates.

Unlocking the mystery of Ben Stern’s breakfast

World’s biggest meatball – no, it’s not Artie

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard and Beth have words. Most people think Howard killed Anna Nicole Smith. No standup debut for Eric the Midget.

Ben Stern eats on a schedule – needs a stockpile of sardines

Carnie Wilson big and fat again – new host of the “Newlywed Game”

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie goes pumpkin picking. Howard isn’t at war with Paris Hilton. Gary dresses like a pregnant pirate.

Dinner with the boys – Gary’s teeth annihilate shrimp

McDonald’s calls Howard “unacceptable”

Wednesday’s show overload: Bubba’s sexy pictures of his wife. Robin can’t find vegetables in France. Stedman to teach at Full Sail.

Cops in Texas rule! Drink beer and give guns to hot chicks.

1,200 pound cupcake gives Artie a boner

Show overload! Pornstar won’t take a chocolate bandit mask. Blotter acid gave Howard OCD. No reality show for Artie.

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