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Captain Janks pranks ESPN as Brian Westbrook — UPDATE — ESPN producers threatening Janks

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Here’s Captain Janks pranking ESPN anchor Scott Van Pelt. Janks pretends to be running back Brian Westbrook, who was just cut by the Philadelphia Eagles. Brian might be out of a job, but he’s way more concerned about Howard Stern’s prostate. Hey now! Gary said he felt bad because Scott is a huge fan of the [...]

San Diego Chargers release LaDainian Tomlinson

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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On Monday, the Chargers cut running back LaDainian Tomlinson after nine seasons with the team, 12,490 rushing yards, and five Pro Bowl appearances. LaDainian turned 30 last summer—the expiration date for NFL running backs—and showed his age with a bad 2009 season, making him expendable. No worries. LaDainian better answer his phone, Bill Belichick is calling. And rumor [...]

Jay Leno on the Super Bowl ad – he’s Letterman’s “bitch”

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

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Wormy Jay Leno addresses how the Letterman, Oprah commercial came to be. Howard ripped him for it. “He’s so Dave’s bitch,” says Howard, “Dave called me, I [Jay] can’t wait to suck Dave’s dick.” Howard called Jay, Dave’s battered wife. Hey now!

Jay Leno and Oprah were sitting on Conan – he was the Super Bowl couch

Monday, February 8, 2010

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“I have to say in general the commercials were horrible,” Howard commented on the Super Bowl ads. The Leno, Letterman, Oprah commercial probably made the biggest splash. But did you know Conan was in it too? “They were sitting on Conan,” says Howard, “He was the couch!” Gary said CBS’s Rob Burnett actually put a call into Conan, but [...]

Warren Sapp busted for allegedly roughing up a woman — UPDATE — Warren going on Bubba

Monday, February 8, 2010

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“Is Wayne Brady gonna’ have to choke’ a bitch?” Maybe not Wayne, but former NFL defensive end Warren Sapp was arrested for allegedly choking a woman in a Miami Beach hotel. The victim, who says she’s been dating Warren for two years, claims he roughed her up while trying to throw her out of the room after [...]

Oprah doesn’t put out for Sirius XM – she’s a big fat hog

Monday, February 8, 2010

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Spurred by the Oprah, Letterman, Leno commercial during the Super Bowl, Howard went off on Oprah. “Get off your fat ass and do something for this company,” Howard barked, “I fucking hate that this company gives her 10 cents.” Howard detests her $50 million deal. No one listens to the Oprah channel. “I don’t think anyone subscribed for [...]

The Who stink up the Super Bowl – halftime show from hell

Sunday, February 7, 2010

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Whoa! The Who should pack it in. Their glory days are way behind them. Roger Daltrey sounded like he was squeezing out a shit the whole time. A greatest hits CD and some bottle rockets would have been better. It’s a sad day for rock & roll. Yikes!

Saints are going to Disney World – Super Bowl champs!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

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“Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?” Not the Colts! New Orleans can celebrate. In their first trip to the big game, the Saints are bringing home the Lombardi Trophy, winning Super Bowl XLIV. A risky on-sides kick from head coach Sean Payton coming out of halftime, and then a big 74 yard interception taken to the [...]

Hall of Fame wide receiver Michael Irvin accused of rape

Sunday, February 7, 2010

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A Florida woman alleges retired Dallas Cowboys wide out Michael Irvin raped her two and a half years ago. No criminal charges have been filed yet. And Michael Irvin’s lawyer calls the allegation totally untrue. The unnamed woman says the assault occurred late night on July 5, 2007 at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in [...]

Howard says Super Bowl parties are stupid – so are Gary’s stools

Thursday, February 4, 2010

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Howard doesn’t like Super Bowl parties, especially if Fred is throwing it. “I don’t want to sit there with you, it’s scary,” barked Howard, “It can’t be fun.” Howard’s being gay about this. Go wash your pussy! “I don’t like sitting there with a bunch of guys watching the broadcast,” says Howard. Howard’s bitch Ralph agreed. Shocking! Both fags don’t [...]

Herschel Walker whoops some ass – wins his MMA debut

Monday, February 1, 2010

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Herschel Walker, making his mixed martial arts debut on Saturday, beat his 26 year old opponent. The referee called the fight at the 2:17 mark of the third round; the 47 year old Walker wasn’t even tired. His conditioning was so good he didn’t get gassed like a lot of heavy weight fighters do. If you remember, the [...]

Sirius XM kicks off multi-national Super Bowl coverage

Saturday, January 30, 2010

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On Super Bowl Sunday, Sirius XM will offer multiple channels of coverage, including both the Saints (Sirius 125, XM 103) and Colts (Sirius 123, XM 102) call. Plus broadcasts in 10 foreign languages. Of note, Dutch, Hungarian, Danish, and Russian; I understand Spanish, but Hungarian? Do those people even have shoes? You can pick up the national coverage on [...]

Prince’s Vikings fight song – “Purple and Gold”

Monday, January 25, 2010

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Here’s Prince’s gay “fight song” for the Minnesota Vikings. Guess it didn’t work. Howard thinks Prince has gone fruity. “You’re telling me he’s never sucked a dick, Howard joked, “There’s nothing masculine about this guy.” Wanh! Brett Favre sucks, wanh!

Howard is depressed about the Jets loss – Gary doesn’t sit in his stupid stools

Monday, January 25, 2010

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“I could not believe how important this game was to me,” Howard said about the Jets game, “I was screaming and yelling!” All season Howard didn’t give a shit about football, but after last week’s big win, he latched on the Jets. But the Jets choked yesterday. “The Jets are losers. I was depressed,” says Howard, “I was [...]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck swapping jobs with her husband

Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Ugh! Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her backup quarterback husband Tim are switching jobs for a day. Dopey Elisabeth will take over Tim’s duties on ESPN’s NFL Live and Tim will sit in on The View; which could result in his suicide. I can’t wait to get Elisabeth’s thoughts on 4th and goal line, with 3 seconds on the [...]

Brett Favre doing “Pants on the Ground” – Go Saints!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

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Ugh! Brett Favre has to be banned from the Hall of Fame. How the mighty have fallen! Here’s Brett celebrating the Vikings win against the Cowboys on Sunday with his “Pants on the Ground”. Fuck it! I’m rooting for the Saints now. “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Lane Kiffin is a naughty boy – drunk driving and banging coeds

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

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USC Trojans new football coach Lane Kiffin might have bailed on his University of Tennessee job after one year, but it looks like he left a shit load in his wake. Rumors are swirling that mack daddy Lane had a bachelor pad—he’s married with kids—in downtown Knoxville, where he would fuck busty coeds. Lane also crashed his [...]

Howard is now a Jets fan – Rex Ryan is a lard ass

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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“As long as they keep winning,” Howard said about the New York Jets, “I love the Jets, it’s fantastic.” Howard—and Gary too—are excited over the Jets win against the San Diego Chargers this weekend, putting them in the AFC Championship game. But Howard was more amazed by the size of Jets head coach Rex “Reed”— it’s Rex [...]

ESPN going 3-D – college football, basketball, and more

Friday, January 15, 2010

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In June, ESPN will give 3-D broadcasting a try, showcasing 85 live sporting events in the third dimension. It’ll start with the 2010 FIFA World Cup match, with South Africa taking on Mexico, and next year 3-D will expand to college football and basketball games, including the 2011 BCS National Championship Game. And in the future, ESPN [...]

“Lork” the BCS streaker – high as a mother fucker

Thursday, January 14, 2010

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The big black dude, or “Lork”, who streaked this year’s BCS championship game with “Howard Stern” scrawled across his ass, called in today. “That shit was crazy,” Lork told Howard, “Straight up wild as hell.” But Lork’s stunt never made it to TV. Thank God there’s YouTube! “It’s all good man, because the internet is on our [...]

Quick bullets: Jillian’s kid to be born on Howard’s birthday. Dr. Ablow gets beaten up. Hanzi goes ape shit.

Monday, January 11, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard’s stalker Jillian Barberie is scheduled to have a C-section tomorrow, Howard’s birthday. But Howard wants her to name the baby after him too. “It should be Howard. That would be so great,” he insisted, “She should make me the baby’s godfather, [...]

Redskins shit can Jim Zorn – Dan Snyder to dig up Vince Lombardi

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Coaching the Redskins is a no win situation, and Jim Zorn just found out how shitty it really is. After a putrid 4-12 season, Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder has fired head coach Jim Zorn. In two years with the team, Jim went 12-20 and this year had his play calling duties stripped mid-season. So Jim’s firing was [...]

Quick bullets: Howard at the Knicks game. Sirius XM broadcasting 25 Bowl Games. Richard Christy talks metal.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

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Wanh! The show is on vacation. Don’t be a bitch. There’s still a shit load of Stern news out there. Howard and Beth were at the Knicks-Clippers game last Friday night. Beth looks pissed off, and Howard has his hands up and his head turned like he can’t watch. But then again, they were at a [...]

Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry dies — UPDATE — 911 calls

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Cincinnati Bengals wide out Chris Henry died this morning, from injuries he sustained during a dispute with his fiancée yesterday. Chris was rushed to the hospital after being found on a road about a half mile away from his fiancée’s parents’ house in Charlotte, North Carolina. The two got into a fight, and Chris fell from a [...]

Quick bullets: Snoop could pimp Beth for $10,000. Sal and Richard are prank call kings. Howard loves the new Bachelor.

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Snoop told Howard he quit the pimp game, but he could make a mint off Beth. He’d put her out for $7,500 to $10,000 a night. “She’s a blue chipper,” said Snoop, “Strictly hotel suites and businessmen.” The Princess and the Frog topped [...]

Snoop Dogg still smoking – calls Plaxico Burress retarded

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Snoop Dizzle was in studio today to promote weed–err, Snoop Dogg Nation on Sirius XM. And poor Snoop admitted he has a “chronic” condition. He’s on medical marijuana for the rest of his life. “You have to have real symptoms to get a medical marijuana card,” Snoop told Howard, “You have to go see a real doctor.” Snoop [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Fred’s neighbor gives him a sex talk. Howard can’t fix everyone. John Stamos is being extorted.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Fred didn’t get a sex talk from his parents. His neighbor gave him one. He drew a picture in the dirt with a stick and said, “This [...]

Jacksonville Jaguars spoof Tiger Woods affair — UPDATE –

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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Now that is fucking funny and ballsy too. Considering an NFL game is a “family” event. Either way, dressing up the mascot as Tiger Woods and having his maniac wife chase him around with a giant golf club is awesome! It’s much funnier than the lame Saturday Night Live skit, fail! UPDATE: Yup, I’m great. I [...]

Monday’s show overload! Howard said its “okay” to drink the booze. Tiger would be a “fool” to do Oprah. Richard was sober this weekend.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Ralph still denies stealing the alcohol from Howard’s bar, sort of. He swears Howard told him it was okay to drink it when he was doing Super [...]

How to take a play off perfectly – and look really stupid doing it

Friday, December 4, 2009

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As a Raiders fan, I know all about penalties in football. And Florida State’s Zebrie Sanders must be scared shitless of drawing an off sides flag, because he freezes. Seriously, the fucker doesn’t break from his stance the whole play, even as his quarterback gets crushed. “You’re an idiot!” Via Dr. Saturday.

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Captain Janks pranks ESPN as Brian Westbrook — UPDATE — ESPN producers threatening Janks

San Diego Chargers release LaDainian Tomlinson

Jay Leno on the Super Bowl ad – he’s Letterman’s “bitch”

Jay Leno and Oprah were sitting on Conan – he was the Super Bowl couch

Warren Sapp busted for allegedly roughing up a woman — UPDATE — Warren going on Bubba

Oprah doesn’t put out for Sirius XM – she’s a big fat hog

The Who stink up the Super Bowl – halftime show from hell

Saints are going to Disney World – Super Bowl champs!

Hall of Fame wide receiver Michael Irvin accused of rape

Howard says Super Bowl parties are stupid – so are Gary’s stools

Herschel Walker whoops some ass – wins his MMA debut

Sirius XM kicks off multi-national Super Bowl coverage

Prince’s Vikings fight song – “Purple and Gold”

Howard is depressed about the Jets loss – Gary doesn’t sit in his stupid stools

Elisabeth Hasselbeck swapping jobs with her husband

Brett Favre doing “Pants on the Ground” – Go Saints!

Lane Kiffin is a naughty boy – drunk driving and banging coeds

Howard is now a Jets fan – Rex Ryan is a lard ass

ESPN going 3-D – college football, basketball, and more

“Lork” the BCS streaker – high as a mother fucker

Quick bullets: Jillian’s kid to be born on Howard’s birthday. Dr. Ablow gets beaten up. Hanzi goes ape shit.

Redskins shit can Jim Zorn – Dan Snyder to dig up Vince Lombardi

Quick bullets: Howard at the Knicks game. Sirius XM broadcasting 25 Bowl Games. Richard Christy talks metal.

Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry dies — UPDATE — 911 calls

Quick bullets: Snoop could pimp Beth for $10,000. Sal and Richard are prank call kings. Howard loves the new Bachelor.

Snoop Dogg still smoking – calls Plaxico Burress retarded

Tuesday’s show overload! Fred’s neighbor gives him a sex talk. Howard can’t fix everyone. John Stamos is being extorted.

Jacksonville Jaguars spoof Tiger Woods affair — UPDATE –

Monday’s show overload! Howard said its “okay” to drink the booze. Tiger would be a “fool” to do Oprah. Richard was sober this weekend.

How to take a play off perfectly – and look really stupid doing it

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