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Scott Weiland – “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”

Monday, January 25, 2010

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Fail! Here’s Scott Weiland singing a fucking Christmas song. Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Howard rips Ralph about New Year’s – Ralph and booze don’t mix

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Howard finally talked about the big fuck up Ralph pulled over holiday vacation that pissed him off. Turns out—surprise, surprise—Ralph was acting like an asshole, this time at Howard’s New Year’s Eve get-together, which included the likes of Rob Zombie and Jimmy Kimmel. “I wanted Ralph there, because I knew he would be alone on New Year’s [...]

Quick bullets: Howard and Robin are “ripped.” Benjy buys a good birthday gift. Jay Leno won’t fire Stuttering John.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Robin ran into Howard in Central Park yesterday, so they went running together, both of them work out a lot. “Robin and I have our various trainers, that’s why we’re so gorgeous,” Howard joked. Howard said they look ripped. Robin snickered, more [...]

Quick bullets: Beth sends Howard a birthday cake. Mariann is to trying rehabilitate High Pitch. Howard’s mom needs a vibrator.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Beth had a birthday cake delievered to Howard. Howard said it was really nice looking with the Howard fist logo on it. “I wouldn’t eat that, I would just preserve it,” he remarked. But Howard let his minions eat it. Fafa Fatso [...]

Mariann from Brooklyn visits the king – dressed in a hazmat suit

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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Mariann was camped out waiting for Howard today, in a hazmat suit, with a gift for Howard. So Howard let her into the studio, but was hesitant at first, saying, “I guess I’ll bring her in, but she’s so loud.” Robin said, “It’s always easier to deal with her on the phone.” “Because I can just hang up,” [...]

It’s Howard’s birthday – just leave him alone

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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The King of All Media turns 56 today. “All of America celebrates my birthday,” said Howard. Howard remembered years back when he used to have birthday shows at The Tavern On The Green. But Howard admits he was getting too old for that, especially when Tom Chiusano would drag a cake into the studio. And he got an [...]

Benjy’s girlfriend “apologizes” – warning, video shtick coma

Saturday, January 9, 2010

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After getting ripped for his bullshit at the holiday party, Benjy and his nutso girlfriend Sarah have issued an apology on Benjy’s Facebook. It’s a video. It starts off with Benjy saying, “Bad! Shame! Apologize.” “Very sorry,” giggles Sarah. Benjy asks, “For what?” After a pause, Sarah replies, “Dancing, and for…” “You ate too much at the party,” Benjy interjects, [...]

Tracy says Benjy was “fingering” his girlfriend at the holiday party

Thursday, January 7, 2010

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The Millman-nator still insists Benjy was fondling his kooky girlfriend at Howard’s holiday party, so on The Wrap-up Show yesterday, she thrashed him. Benjy can deny it, but Tracy doesn’t believe him, multiple credible sources told her it was going on. Who is she going to believe, them or the Benjy vortex? She shouted, “Women that I [...]

Quick bullets: Howard keeps Artie’s mic on. Gary gets rubber duckies for Christmas. Richard’s marriage is screwed.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard doesn’t understand how rich kids, like the now dead Casey Johnson, grow up so fucked up. He guessed that, “Those rich kids don’t have to work towards anything, they kind of get lost in the abyss.” And Robin said, “One of [...]

Kathy Griffin says “fuck’n” on live TV – quick, hide the Christians

Monday, January 4, 2010

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Alert the FCC! Kathy Griffin dropped the f-bomb on CNN’s live New Year’s Eve special. Eh, who gives a fuck? You’ll miss it if you’re not paying attention. It’s around the 15 second mark.

Stroked out Dick Clark fucks up the New Year’s Eve countdown

Monday, January 4, 2010

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Here’s Dick Clark putting 12 before 11 during this year’s 2010 countdown. Howard wants Dick to hang it up. Robin said, “Dick was a broadcaster. He knows better not to do this!”

Happy fucking New Year – don’t forget, lots of pills and booze tonight

Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Just remember, before the balls drop, get good and loaded, waking up with a hangover and a dead hooker next to you is a good sign, things can only get better. Happy New Year!

Spend New Year’s Eve with Gregg Allman

Thursday, December 31, 2009

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If Artie’s alive, he’ll be stoked. Tonight at 8:30 EST, you can ring in the New Year with Gregg Allman at the River Casino in Lincoln, Rhode Island. It’ll be on Deep Tracks, Sirius 16, XM 40. Then at 10:30 EST get your dirty Jersey on with Southside Johnny at the Count Basie Theater in Red Bank, [...]

Merry whatever the fuck you celebrate – go get loaded, not you Artie

Friday, December 25, 2009

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Eh, I don’t know what religion you are, don’t really care, but fuck it! Use today as a perfectly good excuse to get drunk, start fights, and bang the fat chick at the holiday party. Fiyah!

Joe Hurley – “Amsterdam Mistress”

Friday, December 25, 2009

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Most people celebrate the holidays with presents and family, pussies. Go get a whore! Here’s New York City’s own Joe Hurley singing about banging a hooker, on Christmas. Hey now!

Jimmy Fallon – “Drunk on Christmas”

Thursday, December 24, 2009

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Eh, it’s pretty much PG-rated, because a real “Drunk on Christmas” song can’t be that cheery—more cursing, fighting, and throwing up—but Jimmy is a friend of the show, so enjoy.

Bride of creepy Christy – Richard gets engaged

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Richard is getting married. And he prepared for his proposal by taking his bi-monthly shower. “Are you kidding me? You’re going to ruin that girl’s life,” Robin exclaimed. Richard proposed at his “favorite” restaurant in Long Island City. But he didn’t get down on one knee. “I told her to close her eyes and put the box in [...]

Quick bullets: Elin needs to fuck. Scott the Engineer hates Howard. Red Peters’s Christmas.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! To get back at Tiger, Howard thinks Elin needs some new dick. “Elin should go fuck her brains out,” he said, “The best revenge is fucking guys.” And Howard revealed the “Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant” is taking shape, saying, “This is going [...]

Benjy can’t figure out “plus one” – he pisses off Howard — UPDATE — Benjy’s crazy girl called The Wrap-up Show

Thursday, December 17, 2009

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Benjy can’t go to the holiday party alone. He doesn’t know if bringing the girl he is seeing is appropriate. The chick was on the show in October, and is a little wild and whacky, so Benjy emailed Howard’s assistant Laura about it. He asked Laura to determine whether or not its okay to bring her, since, [...]

Quick bullets: Facebook sucks. Fred is going to Mars. Henry Hill gets arrested.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Some dude rigged his friend’s bed to Twitter every time he had sex. “Imagine someone invented a machine that can tell how much sex you’re having,” Howard said, “What a colossal waste of time!” Howard listened to clips of Jared Leto’s band Thirty [...]

Quick bullets: Howard says Hanukkah is silly. “The Wolfman” looks great. Houston elects a gay mayor.

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard called Hanukkah no big deal. “Hanukkah is a silly holiday. Hanukkah isn’t a very important holiday for the Jews,” he insisted, “Jews should just celebrate Christmas and be done with it.” Saturday Night Live did a sketch about how much press Tiger [...]

Neil Diamond – “Hanukkah Song”

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Here’s Neil Diamond—who some call the “Jewish Elvis”—covering Adam Sandler’s “Chanukah Song.” Yeah, all that early Sandler goofiness still holds up today.

Thursday’s show overload! Nelson Mandela to fight Spider-Man. Emailers hate the Kardashians. Chuck Zito likes his ass licked.

Friday, December 11, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Howard doesn’t care about the new movie Invictus with Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. But if Nelson Mandela fought Spider-Man, he’d go see that. Better yet, if [...]

Carmen Electra to host New Year’s Eve special, hot!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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Instead of watching stroked out Dick Clark or fem Ryan Seacrest count down the New Year, you can stare at Carmen Electra’s hot little ass. Carmen will host the “Billboard’s New Year’s Eve Live” special at 11 PM on Fox from Times Square , with performances from Allison Iraheta, and Sean Kingston. Whoever the hell [...]

Monday’s show overload! Howard said its “okay” to drink the booze. Tiger would be a “fool” to do Oprah. Richard was sober this weekend.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Ralph still denies stealing the alcohol from Howard’s bar, sort of. He swears Howard told him it was okay to drink it when he was doing Super [...]

Sirius XM “taints” Thanksgiving, maybe

Thursday, December 3, 2009

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Sirius XM ruffled some feathers on Thanksgiving Day. It seems an unedited version of Adam Sandler’s “The Thanksgiving Song” was played on holiday channel “Holly,” Sirius channel 3 and XM channel 23. It’s supposed to be “kid friendly,” but somehow the line “my brother likes to masturbate with baby oil,” got out. Chris Woodyard of Drive On, tried [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Artie draws on his hands. Sal is a “CBB” to his wife. All “the tapes” have been digitized.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! The TV guys noticed Artie has been drawing all over his hands. Artie told Howard he did it in school too. He fills in the cracks on [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Robin has a bumpy landing. Artie’s off to driving school. Lisa G. won’t sign autographs.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Robin had a choppy flight over vacation. Robin insisted she wasn’t scared, but Howard thinks the pilots were fucking with her. “They probably heard your Sully comments, [...]

Monday’s show overload! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. Ralph might be stealing the booze. Play whack pack songs on Coffee House.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. She stole the idea not to move to the back of the bus from a woman named Claudette Colvin. Claudette did [...]

Thanksgiving with Sour Shoes – Langford’s on the scene

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

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In what can only be described as Stockholm syndrome, intrepid reporter and victim of Sour Shoes’ pranks, Steve Langford, visits the scene of the crime where Sour barraged him with 300 phony phone calls, and bonds with the wacky whack packer. So don’t forget tomorrow, Howard 101 will air the Sour Shoes Thanksgiving Special at 3PM [...]

Tag Archive | "holidays & birthdays"

Scott Weiland – “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”

Howard rips Ralph about New Year’s – Ralph and booze don’t mix

Quick bullets: Howard and Robin are “ripped.” Benjy buys a good birthday gift. Jay Leno won’t fire Stuttering John.

Quick bullets: Beth sends Howard a birthday cake. Mariann is to trying rehabilitate High Pitch. Howard’s mom needs a vibrator.

Mariann from Brooklyn visits the king – dressed in a hazmat suit

It’s Howard’s birthday – just leave him alone

Benjy’s girlfriend “apologizes” – warning, video shtick coma

Tracy says Benjy was “fingering” his girlfriend at the holiday party

Quick bullets: Howard keeps Artie’s mic on. Gary gets rubber duckies for Christmas. Richard’s marriage is screwed.

Kathy Griffin says “fuck’n” on live TV – quick, hide the Christians

Stroked out Dick Clark fucks up the New Year’s Eve countdown

Happy fucking New Year – don’t forget, lots of pills and booze tonight

Spend New Year’s Eve with Gregg Allman

Merry whatever the fuck you celebrate – go get loaded, not you Artie

Joe Hurley – “Amsterdam Mistress”

Jimmy Fallon – “Drunk on Christmas”

Bride of creepy Christy – Richard gets engaged

Quick bullets: Elin needs to fuck. Scott the Engineer hates Howard. Red Peters’s Christmas.

Benjy can’t figure out “plus one” – he pisses off Howard — UPDATE — Benjy’s crazy girl called The Wrap-up Show

Quick bullets: Facebook sucks. Fred is going to Mars. Henry Hill gets arrested.

Quick bullets: Howard says Hanukkah is silly. “The Wolfman” looks great. Houston elects a gay mayor.

Neil Diamond – “Hanukkah Song”

Thursday’s show overload! Nelson Mandela to fight Spider-Man. Emailers hate the Kardashians. Chuck Zito likes his ass licked.

Carmen Electra to host New Year’s Eve special, hot!

Monday’s show overload! Howard said its “okay” to drink the booze. Tiger would be a “fool” to do Oprah. Richard was sober this weekend.

Sirius XM “taints” Thanksgiving, maybe

Wednesday’s show overload! Artie draws on his hands. Sal is a “CBB” to his wife. All “the tapes” have been digitized.

Tuesday’s show overload! Robin has a bumpy landing. Artie’s off to driving school. Lisa G. won’t sign autographs.

Monday’s show overload! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. Ralph might be stealing the booze. Play whack pack songs on Coffee House.

Thanksgiving with Sour Shoes – Langford’s on the scene

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