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Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Gay pornstar Dustin Michaels—real name Andrew Grande—asphyxiated and died yesterday after swallowing a bag of pot during an altercation with Florida police. Shouldn’t “Grande” be his porn name? Cops were called after Andrew got into a fight with a friend. The situation escalated when police tried to handcuff Andrew and he resisted. During the mayhem, Andrew attempted to [...]

Jesse Ventura wants more gays in the military

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Governor Jesse Ventura stopped by today. Jesse is always a topnotch guest. He’s super interesting. Howard asked Jesse how he feels about gays in the military. For a big tough macho guy, Jesse is very liberal on it. “How dare us not allow gay people to serve their country,” he told Howard, “We are not the ‘Hetero [...]

Topless comics fight breast cancer – “Generosi-Titties!”

Monday, March 8, 2010

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Standup comics, and lesbians, Amy Beckerman and Scout Durwood stopped by today to promote their “Generosi-Titties” charity, which raises awareness for breast cancer. The girls took off their shirts and performed in studio, just like they’ll be doing on Sunday, March 14th at Comix in New York City. It’s too bad Amy and Scout aren’t funny. It’ll [...]

Neil Patrick Harris’s big gay Oscar song – welcome to the “homo room”

Monday, March 8, 2010

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Here’s Neil Patrick Harris reminding everyone he’s gay at the Oscars last night. It’s a super gay and super lame musical number. “Nobody knows what he’s singing about,” says Howard, “He went down twenty-five points on that one. His agent should say no to that.”

Anti-gay Senator busted for drunk driving – driving back from a gay club

Friday, March 5, 2010

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Behold the power of man ass! It can turn even the staunchest of gay bashers, uh, gay! Roy Ashburn, “Republican” Senator from California, was arrested for drunk driving early Wednesday morning, reportedly leaving a gay dance club. Ashburn, a father of four and opponent of gay rights, had an unidentified man in the passenger seat of the [...]

Lisa Lampanelli bangs and makes pancakes – she’s dirtier than “two girls, one cup”

Monday, March 1, 2010

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Lisa “Queen of Mean” Lampanelli dropped by today. She’ll be hosting a show tonight on Howard 101 at 7PM called “Dirty Dishes.” Dirty Dishes will cover pop-culture and includes a panel of fags and fag hags, namely Judith Regan and Frank DeCaro from OutQ. “The homos enjoy me,” Lisa told Howard, “I think the fags just like [...]

Howard goes from “shock jock” to gay “scarf jock”

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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That’s it. Howard might really be gay; belly shaving, man purse, and now scarves. A caller pointed out Howard’s latest “fashion” accessory today. “I’ve been wearing a scarf almost everyday, and it feels great,” Madame Howard announced. According to GQ magazine, scarves are all the rage. “I would like all workers here to wear scarves,” says Howard, “It [...]

Ellen Degeneres has big thick rubber balls and cock

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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Howard attacked Ellen again today. It’s so awesome, classic Howard. He’s still pissed she tried to cock-block his job on American Idol. “She had to open her yap,” Howard seethed, “And for that I can never forgive, never!” Too bad Artie isn’t around, he would have broken into his Godfather impression. “I have heard too many reports of Ellen [...]

B-52s’s Fred Schneider doesn’t bang his fans

Monday, February 22, 2010

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Fred Schneider from the B-52s dropped by today. It was surprising to hear Fred is originally from New Jersey; weird, since he sounded like he just walked out of the cotton plantation. Fred later moved to Georgia, so that explains the hee haw. But spliced over his twang was a lot of homo. Fred’s gay. It didn’t surprise [...]

Some ass wipe slams conservative gays – go get the straight jacket!

Monday, February 22, 2010

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Here’s Ryan Sorba from some fakakta group called “California Young Americans for Freedom” blasting conservative gays in attendance—no, not with his cock–at Friday’s Conservative Political Action Conference annual meeting. Conservative is starting to equal brainless.

Elton John says Jesus was super gay – fabulous!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

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In an interview, Sir Elton John called Jesus a “super-intelligent gay man.” But the Church of England doesn’t agree—unless Jesus was a “super-intelligent boy.” “Sir Elton’s reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians,” said a spokesman for the church. Speaking of gay, Elton John’s “The Last Song between a [...]

Republican Nancy Elliott calls anal sex “wiggling” penis in doodie

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

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Okay, not entirely untrue, it happens. We’ve all experienced a blowout. But this conservative nut job wants to repeal gay marriage because—in her mind—it says to fifth graders that dirty filthy butt sex is normal. Something tells me this old bitch’s pussy has cobwebs in it. No word if Scott DePace endorses her for president. Via tosh.0.

Jason Ellis can stuff 50 M&M’s into his foreskin – “Poucho Marx” gets defeated

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

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Jason Ellis and Sal had a battle of the “pouches” today. Who could stuff the most M&M’s in their foreskin? So Sal ran in with his penis dressed up as Groucho Marx, saying, “I present to you ‘Poucho Marx.” “Why is your dick black?” Jason asked. “Your dick is straight up offensive! That thing looks like it [...]

Warren Sapp busted for allegedly roughing up a woman — UPDATE — Warren going on Bubba

Monday, February 8, 2010

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“Is Wayne Brady gonna’ have to choke’ a bitch?” Maybe not Wayne, but former NFL defensive end Warren Sapp was arrested for allegedly choking a woman in a Miami Beach hotel. The victim, who says she’s been dating Warren for two years, claims he roughed her up while trying to throw her out of the room after [...]

Howard gets manicures – but it’s a fucking secret

Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Howard and Beth had a major marital problem. Howard wasn’t filing his nails properly. “Beth was complaining about my nails so bad, that it was interfering with our love making,” said Howard, “We get intimate, into some of these private areas, and I was scratching her up.” So he did the manly thing. He hired a manicurist. “I [...]

“Watermark” – Art Garfunkel

Thursday, January 14, 2010

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Here’s the Art Garfunkel song “Watermark” Howard played on the air today. It’s really soft and wimpy. “I can’t believe he’s not gay,” joked Howard.

William Shatner vs. George Takei – its going to happen

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

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Bill Shatner dropped by today and brought Howard a gift, a bagel with a birthday candle on it. “It’s a Jewy birthday bagel,” Howard said, “Let me make a wish.” Turns out it was a trick candle. “Yeah, what’s your wish?” Bill asked. Robin blurted out, “I wish you would talk to George Takei.” Captain Kirk tried to [...]

No big gay comeback for Siegfried and Roy

Monday, January 11, 2010

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Siegfried and Roy, the queens—err, kings—of Las Vegas pomp and circumstance are staying retired. In 2003, Roy Horn was eaten by a tiger during a performance at The Mirage hotel and casino. Roy is still battling the long term effects of the attack, which left him scarred and partially paralyzed. Guess we know who the catcher is then! Siegfried [...]

Quick bullets: Michael Cera the voice of a young Howard Stern. Robin is still going to Guatemala. Howard smoked to be cool.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard revealed today that actor Michael Cera was cast as the voice of the teenage Howard Stern in the ill-fated “Howard Stern the High School Years.” Nice pick, too bad it never happened. The CBS Evening News has a new voice for its [...]

Quick bullets: Howard renames Lady Gaga. Uganda wants to kill all homosexuals. J.D. has “mesmerizing” hands.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard likes Lady Gaga’s new song “Bad Romance,” especially the beginning when she mumbles gibberish. “It sounds like my Torah portion,” he said. But Howard did have one recommendation for Lady Gaga. She should call herself “Madam Poopie.” Awesome! Jimmy Kimmel stayed at [...]

Rosie’s got a new girl friend – “‘It’s going to be weird”

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Rosie’s relationship is over. Last week, on her Sirius XM radio show Rosie spoke out about her new girlfriend artist Tracy Kachtick-Anders. On Howard, Rosie talked about her deteriorating love affair with longtime partner Kelli Carpenter. At the time, Rosie insisted they were working on it, but it looks like it didn’t work. Rosie called Tracy a “lovely, [...]

History of Howard Stern – Fartman invades MTV, Wood Yi pervs, FCC fines, “Butt Bongo Fiesta”

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

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“I’d like to suck the soy sauce out of her bra,” said creepy Wood Yi, explaining why he banged Soon Yi, “I wanted to get a new slant on things.” History of Howard Stern rages on. Today we heard clips of Fartman taking over MTV, “Butt Bongo Fiesta,” Daniel Carver ranking Jews and homos, Ted the [...]

Quick bullets: Howard says Hanukkah is silly. “The Wolfman” looks great. Houston elects a gay mayor.

Monday, December 14, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard called Hanukkah no big deal. “Hanukkah is a silly holiday. Hanukkah isn’t a very important holiday for the Jews,” he insisted, “Jews should just celebrate Christmas and be done with it.” Saturday Night Live did a sketch about how much press Tiger [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Jackie is pissed at Richard. Howard calls the studio a zoo. Two chick teachers get caught making out, naked.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Jackie was supposed to be in a movie called Killer Hoo Ha, but when he found out Richard was doing it too, he backed out. Richard said [...]

Thursday’s show overload! “Ambassador Quivers” is still heading to Guatemala. Eric the Midget is retarded. Fred rules the “Gossip Game.”

Friday, December 4, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! U.N. representative Robin will not back down from her trip to Guatemala, despite the dangers. “I say this in all sincerity, you will be fixed, you will [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Artie draws on his hands. Sal is a “CBB” to his wife. All “the tapes” have been digitized.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! The TV guys noticed Artie has been drawing all over his hands. Artie told Howard he did it in school too. He fills in the cracks on [...]

Richard makes Sal hard – Beetlejuice is a pimp

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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Richard painted the stripes on Sal’s cock yesterday, and he insists Sal got hard. The cracked paint on his dick was a dead giveaway that Sal grew. Howard thinks the two of them are so close to fucking, saying to Richard, “If Sal says to you, even if you put on a glove, just jerk me [...]

Perez Hilton says not too much “man-scaping” – thinks Tiger cheated

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton stopped by today, and had a lot to say about Sal’s man-scaping. Perez thinks “Santa” over did it a little. Shaving down too much is gay. A guy that lets another guy sing into his cock, gay? No way! “Couldn’t agree more, it’s very gay,” said Howard, “A lot of guys make a [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard wants to dress in black, always. Wheels won’t pay up. Ellen DeGeneres really wants a cock.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard hated the outfit Ralph picked out for him. It was red, yellow, and horrible. “Like a Halloween costume [...]

New Miss Howard TV Reby Sky is a hot lesbo – doesn’t know shit about the Giants

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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New Miss Howard TV Reby Sky claims she isn’t a lesbian, even though she’s been in a two year relationship with a girl. “I wouldn’t call myself lesbian, but I’m definitely bisexual,” she said. In her defense, Reby does fuck older men, and guys who cheat on her. Reby maintains that tight little body doing belly dancing, [...]

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Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape

Jesse Ventura wants more gays in the military

Topless comics fight breast cancer – “Generosi-Titties!”

Neil Patrick Harris’s big gay Oscar song – welcome to the “homo room”

Anti-gay Senator busted for drunk driving – driving back from a gay club

Lisa Lampanelli bangs and makes pancakes – she’s dirtier than “two girls, one cup”

Howard goes from “shock jock” to gay “scarf jock”

Ellen Degeneres has big thick rubber balls and cock

B-52s’s Fred Schneider doesn’t bang his fans

Some ass wipe slams conservative gays – go get the straight jacket!

Elton John says Jesus was super gay – fabulous!

Republican Nancy Elliott calls anal sex “wiggling” penis in doodie

Jason Ellis can stuff 50 M&M’s into his foreskin – “Poucho Marx” gets defeated

Warren Sapp busted for allegedly roughing up a woman — UPDATE — Warren going on Bubba

Howard gets manicures – but it’s a fucking secret

“Watermark” – Art Garfunkel

William Shatner vs. George Takei – its going to happen

No big gay comeback for Siegfried and Roy

Quick bullets: Michael Cera the voice of a young Howard Stern. Robin is still going to Guatemala. Howard smoked to be cool.

Quick bullets: Howard renames Lady Gaga. Uganda wants to kill all homosexuals. J.D. has “mesmerizing” hands.

Rosie’s got a new girl friend – “‘It’s going to be weird”

History of Howard Stern – Fartman invades MTV, Wood Yi pervs, FCC fines, “Butt Bongo Fiesta”

Quick bullets: Howard says Hanukkah is silly. “The Wolfman” looks great. Houston elects a gay mayor.

Wednesday’s show overload! Jackie is pissed at Richard. Howard calls the studio a zoo. Two chick teachers get caught making out, naked.

Thursday’s show overload! “Ambassador Quivers” is still heading to Guatemala. Eric the Midget is retarded. Fred rules the “Gossip Game.”

Wednesday’s show overload! Artie draws on his hands. Sal is a “CBB” to his wife. All “the tapes” have been digitized.

Richard makes Sal hard – Beetlejuice is a pimp

Perez Hilton says not too much “man-scaping” – thinks Tiger cheated

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard wants to dress in black, always. Wheels won’t pay up. Ellen DeGeneres really wants a cock.

New Miss Howard TV Reby Sky is a hot lesbo – doesn’t know shit about the Giants

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