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Everyone steals from Howard – Jay Leno is a “fucking crook”
Howard got charged up about people stealing his bits again, like Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader. “It’s very upsetting to me when someone lifts my game show ideas,” he said. Howard admitted today he talked to a lawyer about suing the show, but the guy told him it is “very difficult” to take action in [...]
Continue reading...Sarah Palin does “standup” on Leno – she’s a fucking maniac
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Jon Stewart did a nice job ripping Sarah Palin’s “standup comedy” debut on The Tonight Show. Howard hates it too. “Ugh, I can’t take this,” he groaned, “She’s just a fucking maniac!”
Continue reading...Jim Norton sucks Jay Leno’s cock – doesn’t think Jay is a thief
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Here’s the clip of Jim Norton on The Joy Behar show talking about Howard’s comments on Jay Leno being a thief. Jim doesn’t agree. He likes Jay. Don’t be shocked, Jim—despite being a great comic and Artie’s buddy—pals around with Jay and something called O&A. Fail!
Continue reading...Howard loves trashing Jay – Jay would still take Howard as a guest
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Ragging on Jay Leno is Howard’s new favorite pastime—clearly. “I can sit here and bash Jay Leno day and night,” Howard barked. Howard can trash Jay because Howard’s bigger than Jay. He doesn’t need to suck up to Jay like all the hacks in showbiz. But despite the shit Howard gives him, Jay would take Howard as a [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno soars back into the ratings – it’s fucking disgusting
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Ugh, people are retarded. Jay Leno pulls the all time scumbag move in entertainment history—steals Conan O’Brien’s job—and television viewers welcome him back with open arms. Jay’s return to The Tonight Show on Monday netted 6.6 million viewers, trouncing Letterman’s 3.8 million. The “intrigue” surrounding Jay’s redux probably inflated the number, so hopefully it won’t last. But Jay [...]
Continue reading...Howard invades “The CBS Morning Show” – he pounds Jay Leno’s ass
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
With what seemed like a five minute delay, Howard did a rare interview on The CBS Morning Show today. He was the hired gun—assassinate Jay Leno. “Jay leno seems to be the kind of showbiz animal that won’t let go,” Howard told host Harry Smith. Howard called Jay a “lapdog,” because NBC shit canned Jay, but he stuck [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno’s new “Tonight Show” commercial – what a fuck nut!
Monday, February 22, 2010
That’s the commercial for Jay Leno’s return to The Tonight Show on March 1st. Howard called it “irritating” and “disgusting.” I can’t say I disagree. It’s just a lame redo of his 10PM promo that aired during the Super Bowl a couple years a ago. Jay is a hack. Via Movie Line.
Continue reading...Kevin Eubanks quits “The Tonight Show” – Stuttering John staying — UPDATE — Kevin not leaving now
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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Looks like Jay will have to find a new black guy to laugh at his lame jokes. Kevin Eubanks will not be part of Jay’s re-debut on The Tonight Show on March 1st. Kevin, who joined the show in 1992 and took over as bandleader in 1995, is currently negotiating an exit deal with NBC. I hear [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno’s primetime failure – one of TV’s biggest fuck ups
Sunday, February 14, 2010
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Jay Leno, NBC, and Conan O’Brien all shit the bed, making Jay Leno’s move to 10 PM an amazing failure; one of the top 50 of all time. NBC can be proud. Jay’s primetime fuck up puts him in some choice company. The Jay Leno Show joins other clunkers like Cavemen, based on the Geico commercials; Emily’s [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno on the Super Bowl ad – he’s Letterman’s “bitch”
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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Wormy Jay Leno addresses how the Letterman, Oprah commercial came to be. Howard ripped him for it. “He’s so Dave’s bitch,” says Howard, “Dave called me, I [Jay] can’t wait to suck Dave’s dick.” Howard called Jay, Dave’s battered wife. Hey now!
Continue reading...Jay Leno and Oprah were sitting on Conan – he was the Super Bowl couch
Monday, February 8, 2010
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“I have to say in general the commercials were horrible,” Howard commented on the Super Bowl ads. The Leno, Letterman, Oprah commercial probably made the biggest splash. But did you know Conan was in it too? “They were sitting on Conan,” says Howard, “He was the couch!” Gary said CBS’s Rob Burnett actually put a call into Conan, but [...]
Continue reading...Leno, Letterman, and Oprah’s Super Bowl ad – what the fuck! — UPDATE — how they did it
Sunday, February 7, 2010
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No doubt. It’s all part of the Jay Leno image rehabilitation process, but still, that commercial was pretty fucking clever. A balls move by both CBS and NBC. Eh, fuck Jay! UPDATE: Here’s how the spot came to life. It was Letterman’s idea. CBS had to sneak Jay into the studio in disguise, wearing glasses and [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno on Oprah – Howard calls Jay a “prison bitch”
Monday, February 1, 2010
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Howard liked Oprah’s sit down with Jay Leno. Jay came off like a real dick. “He is an amazing weasel,” Howard said about Jay, “He is a weasel and a half.” Jay contradicts himself a lot in the interview. Jay claims he would have only moved to 11:30 if Conan said it was cool. Conan didn’t. [...]
Continue reading...Joan Rivers says Jay and Conan are “unfunny” – uh, so is she
Monday, February 1, 2010
Joan Rivers isn’t a fan of Conan or Jay. She doesn’t think either of them is funny—kind of the pot calling the kettle black. In an interview with Vanity Fair, she shit on Conan, but says the late night fiasco is the best thing that ever happened to Conan. “He’s not that funny, the numbers are going [...]
Continue reading...Jimmy Kimmel shits on Jay Leno – he “sucker punched” Jay
Friday, January 29, 2010
Here’s Jimmy’s monologue from last night. He beats up Jay pretty good, revealing how that pussy “10 at 10” bit came to be. I wonder if Jay sits down when he pees.
Continue reading...Jimmy Kimmel fucks with Jay Leno’s Oprah Interview
Friday, January 29, 2010
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Jimmy busted Jay’s balls a little harder last night; splicing up Jay’s sit-down with Oprah. It makes Jay look like a real dick, but Jay didn’t need any help with that. It’s a softball interview with Jay giving innocuous responses, almost painting himself as the victim. Chin fail! Playing R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” over the montage makes [...]
Continue reading...Conan gets $45 million to leave – it’s all over tonight
Friday, January 22, 2010
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Tough break Conan, you’re fucked! But at least he’s getting paid. NBC is giving Conan $45 million to give up The Tonight Show, and make way for Jay, again. Conan takes home $33 million of it and the rest goes to his 200-person staff, as severance. Under the terms of the deal, Conan cannot resurface somewhere else [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno fires back at Letterman – wants to “marry him”
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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Here’s the clip Howard played of Jay Leno cracking on Letterman. In it, chin beast turns to Kevin “the black guy who laughs at everything” Eubanks and asks, “Hey Kevin, you know the best way to get Letterman to ignore you? Marry him.” It’s that “edge” that keeps the Midwest tuning in.
Continue reading...Letterman snipes Leno some more – Howard loves it
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Dave gave it to Jay hard last night. He trashed him behind the desk too. This wormy, subversive Jay is the Jay he’s always known, so Dave can’t resist fucking with him. And Howard is eating it up, exclaiming, “He’s talking like a real man, getting up there saying what he feels. I like it!” Via [...]
Continue reading...Stuttering John is Jay Leno’s “charity case” – stay away John
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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“Jay had to have John,” says Howard, “Now he’s the charity case over at The Tonight Show.” That’s why John hasn’t been fired yet, even after being ousted as The Tonight Show announcer, and now he’s hidden behind closed doors as a “writer.” “John’s no comedy writer,” sniped Howard. But despite the bad blood, John is calling Gary [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno is bringing back his “classic” bits – like the stuff he stole from Howard
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Here’s the clip of David Letterman ripping on Jay Leno for stealing bits, like taking “Jay Walking” and Stuttering John from Howard. Howard loved it, saying, “Acknowledging that Jay is a thief,” and, “I called him [Jay] on it personally. He denied it.” Douche bag!
Continue reading...Howard passes on doing Conan – Rosie wanted to go too
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Howard is not going on The Tonight Show. He doesn’t want to fly to Los Angeles, if it was in New York he would do it. But Rosie O’Donnell wanted him to go. She even volunteered to fly Howard out on a private jet, so they could trash Jay Leno on Conan together. “The answer is no,” [...]
Continue reading...Jay Leno makes his “big statement” on the late night
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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Jay Leno weighed in on NBC’s late night fuck up. Howard didn’t like it. It’s typical Jay Leno crap. Howard reminded us that he predicted all this late night bullshit when he went on Conan four years ago. He said, “2006, like ‘Nostril-damos’ that I am, I knew this was not going to turn out [...]
Continue reading...Conan is close to an exit deal with NBC – he gonna’ git paid!
Saturday, January 16, 2010
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NBC is ponying up big time to make Conan O’Brien disappear, reportedly to the tune of $30 million. As of Friday, NBC execs were close to reaching a deal that would also let the embattled talk show host start a new show early this fall. Conan has $10 to $25 million and two and a half years [...]
Continue reading...Jimmy Kimmel fucks with Jay Leno – just a “tad” awkward
Friday, January 15, 2010
Jimmy Kimmel gave Jay Leno the business last night during Jay’s lame “10 at 10” segment. Sure, it was a little campy, but kind of awkward and awesome too. Hey now!
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Rosie says Jay steals from Howard. Eric the Midget quits American Idol. Andy Richter is a mush.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard thinks “Posh Spice” on American Idol is super hot. “I do want to give her my sausage,” says Howard, “I’m attracted when a woman doesn’t eat.” He likes seeing her bones. Eric the Midget confirmed that he will not be bringing back [...]
Continue reading...Howard gets asked to be on “The Tonight Show” – go for it Howard!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
“I got a call from Conan and The Tonight Show to come out and do the show next week,” says Howard. “Oh my God! It would be monumental,” Robin replied, “This will make television history.” Howard knows that. He just doesn’t want to fly out there, but he admits it’s a very intriguing proposition. “I’m really almost tempted [...]
Continue reading...Patton Oswalt rips Jay Leno
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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Here’s Patton Oswalt shitting on Jay Leno. Patton is basically calling Jay a hack. “One the best comedians of our generation, he was truly one of the best standups,” says Patton, “Willfully threw that switch off and went, ‘No more for you guys,’ and now this.” This being the lame Tonight Show.
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Howard and Robin are “ripped.” Benjy buys a good birthday gift. Jay Leno won’t fire Stuttering John.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Robin ran into Howard in Central Park yesterday, so they went running together, both of them work out a lot. “Robin and I have our various trainers, that’s why we’re so gorgeous,” Howard joked. Howard said they look ripped. Robin snickered, more [...]
Continue reading...Conan is the odd man out – NBC will bend him over
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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Howard pinned a lot of blame on Conan’s fail Tonight Show on NBC execs. They made a lot of fuss about Jay’s move to 10 o’clock, but failed to hype Conan. “It reduced the impact of Conan taking over The Tonight Show,” says Howard, “Yes, Conan did never ignite the audience, but he had a lot working [...]
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Thursday, March 11, 2010
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