Tag Archive | "Lisa G."
No Ashley Dupre pussy for JD – mumble, mumble, mumble
Looks like JD’s nerd love with ex-hooker Ashley Dupre has died on the vine. She’s not calling or texting him back. “I check it for everyone else,” Howard said as Ashley, “When you call I don’t check my voicemail.” Fred busted JD’s balls, saying that JD isn’t getting “LOL” or “LMAO” from Ashley. She’s sending him “GTFA,” or [...]
Continue reading...Steve Langford says Shuli is a better reporter than Lisa G.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Early in the show Steve Langford said Shuli has great news instincts, implying that Shuli is a better reporter than Lisa G. Lisa was a little hurt by it, saying, “I was disappointed with his answer.” She’d rather Steve say something wimpy, like, “We could all fill in for one another without missing a beat.” And someone told [...]
Continue reading...“Please Give” – clips from the movie
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Lisa G. reported that Howard is part of the plot in a new Oliver Platt and Amanda Peet—i.e movie death—called Please Give. Oliver’s character is a big Stern fan and wants to talk about Howard all the time. Sounds like Mariann from Brooklyn with a cock.
Continue reading...Lisa G. making brownies on TV – not a euphemism for doodie
Monday, February 1, 2010
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“Superstar” Lisa G. was on the PIX Morning News cooking brownies last month. Lisa G. points out you’ll need big balls—err, a big bowl—to stir the baby batter—err, brownie batter.
Continue reading...“Shitter Gate” is on – someone left doodie on the floor
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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Robin told Howard someone took a shit on the floor in the guest bathroom; a tiny ball of feces. “Is it still around? Maybe we can do a DNA test,” asked Richard. “I would love to do a DNA test,” Howard insisted, “I would love to know who shit on the floor.” Too bad the turd had already [...]
Continue reading...Jason body-blocks Lisa G. out of the staff photo
Thursday, January 14, 2010
“Lisa loves to be in front,” says Howard, referring to yesterday’s staff picture. “Lisa times it to get in here so she is in front.” But not this year! Jason “Jagunda” Kaplan threw his massive girth in front of Lisa right before the camera snapped, so you can barely see Lisa in the photo, just her [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Charlie Murphy’s wife dies. Lisa G. won’t dress sexy. Tim is devouring coffee cake.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Charlie Murphy’s wife passed away. Howard said Charlie is a great guest. He’s impressed Charlie made it on his own, and is now more than just Eddie Murphy’s brother. “Cha-lee Murphy!” Howard couldn’t believe it. A new iPhone app let’s you text and [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload! Nelson Mandela to fight Spider-Man. Emailers hate the Kardashians. Chuck Zito likes his ass licked.
Friday, December 11, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Howard doesn’t care about the new movie Invictus with Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. But if Nelson Mandela fought Spider-Man, he’d go see that. Better yet, if [...]
Continue reading...Lisa G. swears da’ “Roll Call” was da’ shit – Howard proves it ain’t
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Lisa won’t back down. She insists the Hot 97 “Roll Call” was “da’ joint.” She swears her morning show was really big in the 90s. Howard isn’t buying it, saying, “Lisa, your morning show wasn’t that popular.” But Lisa shot back, “Yes it was!” Lisa is delusional. Howard said Lisa thinks every black person in New York [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload! “Ambassador Quivers” is still heading to Guatemala. Eric the Midget is retarded. Fred rules the “Gossip Game.”
Friday, December 4, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! U.N. representative Robin will not back down from her trip to Guatemala, despite the dangers. “I say this in all sincerity, you will be fixed, you will [...]
Continue reading...“Roll Call” is coming at 7:20 – Ass Napkin and Mariann fuck it up — UPDATE –
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Howard’s gearing up for the “Roll Call” this morning. He’s doing it at 20 past the hour at 7 o’clock. But Robin is a little nervous. “I’ll teach you,” Howard replied, “I’m a Roll Call expert now. I’ve been rehearsing.” So to practice, Howard got Ass Napkin Ed on the phone, but Artie said with tongue, and [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Artie draws on his hands. Sal is a “CBB” to his wife. All “the tapes” have been digitized.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! The TV guys noticed Artie has been drawing all over his hands. Artie told Howard he did it in school too. He fills in the cracks on [...]
Continue reading...Yeah boy, it’s da’ “Roll Call”- Dr. Dre, Ed Lover, Lisa G.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Her fans were clamoring for it. So Lisa G. posted a clip of her doing the Hot 97 Roll Call from back in da’ day. Lisa used to be black. Let’s drop dis’ beat. “It’s da’ Roll Call. It’s da’ Roll Call. It’s da’ Roll call. It’s da’ Roll Call. Come on, what’s up ya’ll, what you [...]
Continue reading...Ronnie is a sex “mac-hine” – Lisa G. needs to bang him — UPDATE –
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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Howard heard it through the gay grapevine that Ronnie the Limo Driver is a phenomenal lover. So Lisa G. should screw him. Ronnie asked her, “Have you been laid since you’ve been here? I bet you haven’t” Lisa claims she has, but Ronnie doesn’t believe her. If he banged her he would “make her head spin.” But if [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Robin has a bumpy landing. Artie’s off to driving school. Lisa G. won’t sign autographs.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Robin had a choppy flight over vacation. Robin insisted she wasn’t scared, but Howard thinks the pilots were fucking with her. “They probably heard your Sully comments, [...]
Continue reading...Top segments of 2009 – Lisa G.’s big tits, Sal can’t spell, this is “cock-ee-oke”
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Lots of good shit happened this year. And all week, Spyder Harrison is counting them down. So far, we’ve been reminded that Lisa G. actually has 30 D tits, which nobody believed, especially the Mambo Man. “What’s your problem!” Quentin Tarantino and Rosie O’Donnell drop bombshells, i.e. hash and marital problems. Sal can’t spell, “Bruno” thinks Fred is [...]
Continue reading...Robin’s charity event is a hit – but no painting for Howard
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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Howard didn’t go to Robin’s benefit for The Girl Fund, which helps young women in shitty countries. Robin is trying to inform people about the fund. “You mean all the imbeciles that work here,” Howard asked. Beth went to the event, so did Fred, Lisa G., and Mel, but no Howard. Robin was kind of disappointed. “I thought [...]
Continue reading...Yucko bullshits his stories – argues with everybody
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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Yucko dropped by today. But Howard didn’t want him. Even Gary realized last night he had no idea why Yucko was coming on the show. Sometimes Yucko has good stories to tell, but when Will pre-interviews him, it turns out the stories aren’t true. So Howard called him on it. Yucko shot back, “We’ve all got bullshit [...]
Continue reading...Medicated Pete blows it with Dynah – next up, Wendy the Retard
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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Pete shit the bed yesterday. His date with cute wheelchair chick Dynah was a disaster. Dynah struggled to get through it. Pete didn’t do much talking. Instead, he was more consumed with his cheeseburger, which due to the Tourette’s, ended up all over the place. Howard played tape, and there was lots of excruciating silence, with poor [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Howard is the most powerful man in media. Little Mikey goes to comedy class. Howard rips SFN, again.
Monday, November 16, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! President Obama tops the list of Forbes most powerful people. Howard called bullshit. He is the most powerful man [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Artie loves Big Macs. Howard is planning a big Christmas surprise. KFC sends over free gift certificates.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baby Gorilla likes his Big Macs good and unhealthy, saying, “When I was 22, I would get a Big [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Gary’s dog wins “Best of Show.” Yankees fans hate Joe Buck. Brian Fallon gets a guy arrested.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baba Booey’s dog Murphy took top honors at this year’s DogCatemy Awards, winning “Best of Show.” But Howard really [...]
Continue reading...Lisa G. overreacts to her red carpet misery – she is just whining — UPDATE –
Thursday, October 22, 2009
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On The Wrap-Up Show yesterday, Lisa G. and Jason argued about why she is getting shunned on red carpets. Lisa is put behind websites and ignored by celebrities. Lisa thinks it’s a knock against Howard, but Jason said the business has passed Lisa by. Howard thinks its wrong for Lisa to assume that because she is from [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Howard says he isn’t leaving. Bob Levy is on Artie’s new DVD. Lisa G. cried about her spot on the red carpet.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Lisa G. stopped Howard on the red carpet of a New York City event and asked him if he [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Artie goes pumpkin picking. Howard isn’t at war with Paris Hilton. Gary dresses like a pregnant pirate.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie went apple and pumpkin picking with his girlfriend last week and every guy who recognized him said, “You [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload: Tim to detox Benji. Jackie and Billy West want the Jackie Puppet. Howard changed Gary’s last name.
Friday, September 4, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Coffee enema convert Tim Sabean has agreed to train Benji to detox. Howard thought it was weird that Benji [...]
Continue reading...New rules for Howard 100 News – Lisa G. gets skewered — UPDATE — maybe Lisa doesn’t like change
Thursday, September 3, 2009
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Howard is still pissed at the news department. Yesterday, he demanded the news sound more professional. He wants them to sign off saying, “Howard 100 News.” No more being a personality, like Lisa G. closing with, “I’m Lisa G.” This has to go! Ending news briefs with an official sign off backs up the joke of Howard [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday – show overload! Howard gets $6,000 for “Psychedelic Bee.” Artie close to titling his book. Howard to meet with Mel Karmazin.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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Everyday SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I didn’t blog about. Hey now! Artie had a bizarre slip up today. Lisa G. brought in brownies. Artie loved them, saying, “One thing about that fucking Lisa G. She can fucking cook!” But then Artie slipped up and called Lisa G., Dana, his former girlfriend, [...]
Continue reading...Lisa G. craps at work – insists her ass is clean
Monday, August 17, 2009
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Lisa G. admitted she still craps at work. Howard was amazed. He can’t do it, saying, “My whole body closes down when I’m at work.” But it’s not a problem for Lisa. Howard thinks it’s gross. He can’t imagine sitting there crapping and stinking up the place. So he asked Lisa when she flushes after she’s [...]
Continue reading...Lisa G. actually has 30 D boobs!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
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Last week, Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G. claimed, despite being pin-thin and petite, she has 32 C breasts. No one believed her. So yesterday, Beth took Lisa to the same bra shop that resized Robin’s boobs to a 34 G. I think everyone expected Lisa to come back an A or at most a B, [...]
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- Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again
- The Who stink up the Super Bowl - halftime show from hell
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- Artie's court date set for September 30th
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- Dave Salazar: Can't wait...
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- BrianS: I dig Asian chicks, especially Korean girls. JD sh...
- HStern: JD is the man. That prostitute would be lucky to g...
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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