Tag Archive | "Medicated / Tourette’s Pete"
Medicated Pete bobble head app – “yeah, yeah” — UPDATE — Beetlejuice booble head, who me?
For three bucks, you can get a little Medicated Pete action put right in the palm of your hand with the Medicated Pete talking 3D bobble head iPhone app. That’s disco Pete. Oh okay, now I can see why a six-foot blonde is banging him. What the fuck! And best of all, it’s “Purple Rain” karaoke Pete [...]
Continue reading...Medicated Pete is full of shtick – he needs to be aborted
Thursday, January 28, 2010
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“You’re full of shit, everybody is so sick of you already,” Ronnie told Pete, “I’ve created a fucking monster!” Ronnie is tired of Pete’s whole deal, including his website and selling t-shirts. Speaking of shirts, Howard noticed Pete’s shirt was all wet. No, Pete didn’t vomit on himself. According to Pete, he luxuriates in bathrooms and splashes around. [...]
Continue reading...Who would Robin fuck?
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Howard said he was up all night playing a game with Beth. He’d name two heinous staffers and Beth would have to pick who she would fuck. So he played it with Lady Quivers today. Scott the Engineer or Ronnie? Ronnie. Scott the Engineer or JD? Scott. Scott the Engineer or a zucchini? Zucchini. Medicated Pete or High [...]
Continue reading...Medicated Pete is a liar – he gets “charges” in his head
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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“You see that girl again?” Howard asked Pete. Pete said, “No.” Robin replied, “The communication is gone?” “Yeah,” says Pete. Sounds pretty cut and dry, right? Not really. Will came into the studio and blew Pete’s cover. “Did Pete just deny that girl was his girlfriend,” said semen-less Will, “I just had a full conversation with him in the office, [...]
Continue reading...Medicated Pete didn’t a kiss girl – he lied to Howard
Thursday, January 14, 2010
“The kiss didn’t happen,” Pete admitted, “It was all fabricated for radio.” Pete said they had drinks and the night ended with just a peck on the cheek. But they might go out again. “Don’t feel you have to lie me,” Howard insisted, “Your charm is because you’re honest.” “I just really didn’t want to be embarrassed,” Pete [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Fred’s martian name is “Miep Gies.” Sex robots are coming. Medicated Pete lied about kissing.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Some dumb ass ran up a bill of more than $21,000 at New York City’s Hustler Club, but doesn’t remember a thing, so he’s refusing to pay it. Howard joked, “I’m trying to get out of my mortgage payment by saying, I [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Medicated Pete “kissed a girl.” Sarah Palin is not stable. King of All Blacks is a “nigga.”
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Medicated Pete had a date this weekend, and for the first time, he kissed a girl. “You ate in front of her and she still kissed you,” shouted Robin. But there was some controversy over Pete’s date. Ronnie said Pete is lying, [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Johnson & Johnson heiress drops dead. Medicated Pete is Gary’s new intern. Howard is getting a cat.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! His internship might be up, but Medicated Pete is going nowhere. To keep Pete, Gary made a special internship for him. “He’s my responsibility,” Gary said. Lots of attention for Pete, he’s becoming a star. Sal told Howard, Pete even has his [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Elin needs to fuck. Scott the Engineer hates Howard. Red Peters’s Christmas.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! To get back at Tiger, Howard thinks Elin needs some new dick. “Elin should go fuck her brains out,” he said, “The best revenge is fucking guys.” And Howard revealed the “Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant” is taking shape, saying, “This is going [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Ben Stern digs “basterds.” Hate Man sounds off, again. Pete is Howard’s toy.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Ben Stern liked Inglourious Basterds, but the Nazis made him uncomfortable. “I think the storm troopers are going to come out of Europe any day now,” Howard said. Hate Man chimed in about Robin’s Jeopardy appearance, yelling, “All those green drinks are fucking [...]
Continue reading...Medicated Pete blows it with Dynah – next up, Wendy the Retard
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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Pete shit the bed yesterday. His date with cute wheelchair chick Dynah was a disaster. Dynah struggled to get through it. Pete didn’t do much talking. Instead, he was more consumed with his cheeseburger, which due to the Tourette’s, ended up all over the place. Howard played tape, and there was lots of excruciating silence, with poor [...]
Continue reading...Medicated Pete finds love – gets a new set of wheels — UPDATE –
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Today, the 34 year old semi-virgin—he only recently popped his cherry on a hooker—Medicated Pete, whittle down three girls for a date. The lineup included: Dynah, the punk rock wheel chair chick; Chris, an overweight ex-con; and Lila, a sexy little Jenny McCarthy-looking midget. They all vied for the affections of the afflicted Pete. Dynah was the [...]
Continue reading...Someone is stealing the Stern Show booze
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
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Howard said they’re setting up a sting operation in the studio. Some douche is drinking all the alcohol in the bar, and messing with Howard’s board. So now Medicated Pete watches the studio in the morning, and they’ve installed a hidden camera. Doug Goodstein has already dragged a couple of garbage bags of empty bottles out of [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload! Fred wins the Gossip Game. “Jack and Coke” tops iTunes. Robin doesn’t regret not having kids.
Friday, November 13, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Our favorite martian, Fred, continued his dominance in the Gossip Game, winning yet again. The fake story was some [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Howard and Beth have words. Most people think Howard killed Anna Nicole Smith. No standup debut for Eric the Midget.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard and Beth went to a surprise birthday party for Richie Notar from Nobu. So he was out very [...]
Continue reading...No more whores for Eric the Midget
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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Eric the Midget called up with a mini axe to grind. Shocking! This time he is pissed at Robin. He claims a few months ago Lady Quivers made a comment that he might not be healthy enough for another trip to the Bunny Ranch. So Eric thinks that’s why he has been turned down for a repeat [...]
Continue reading...Ronnie gets Pete drunk at Rick’s – there is a leak in Howard’s organization, and Pete’s pants — UPDATE –
Monday, October 26, 2009
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Medicated Pete showed up to Rick’s Cabaret on Thursday–supposedly on his own free will–and even though staff isn’t allowed to hang out with interns, Ronnie got him drunk. Ronnie claims he didn’t, but Howard wasn’t so sure about that, saying, “Didn’t you in a way? You got him free drinks.” Later Pete revealed Ronnie invited him. Howard [...]
Continue reading...Wheelchair chick, midget, jailbird, or the hottie – who will fuck Pete? — UPDATE — wheelchair girl is a slam dunk
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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Howard started calling some of the girls who claim they’d fuck Medicated Pete. First he got hot chick Tori the super Jewish law student on the phone. Tori is 21 years old, 5′10, and 125 pounds. Pete is only 5′5, but he doesn’t mind that she is taller than him, neither does she. Tori just lost [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Benjy can’t answer simple questions. Howard could go to internet radio. Medicated Pete sings “Purple Rain.”
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Everyone is tired of Benjy’s schtick coma. Fuck head can’t answer questions. There is always a buildup and a [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Beth isn’t Letterman’s type. Grillo has a horrible tattoo on his back. Jailbird chick wants to bang Pete.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard doesn’t think Letterman would bang Beth because she is too pretty. Dave doesn’t like glamorous chicks. Howard said [...]
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