Ragging on Jay Leno is Howard’s new favorite pastime—clearly. “I can sit here and bash Jay Leno day and night,” Howard barked. Howard can trash Jay because Howard’s bigger than Jay. He doesn’t need to suck up to Jay like all the hacks in showbiz. But despite the shit Howard gives him, Jay would take Howard as a [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Spinal Tap’s Harry Shearer was in studio today. Don’t be fooled by the monotone voice. Harry is comic royalty. He’s on The Simpsons, does all the Christopher Guest movies, and had that great cameo in Wayne’s World 2 as “Handsome Dan.” Harry has a reputation for being a pain in the ass. But he doesn’t deny it, [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, March 2, 2010
With what seemed like a five minute delay, Howard did a rare interview on The CBS Morning Show today. He was the hired gun—assassinate Jay Leno. “Jay leno seems to be the kind of showbiz animal that won’t let go,” Howard told host Harry Smith. Howard called Jay a “lapdog,” because NBC shit canned Jay, but he stuck [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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Looks like Jay will have to find a new black guy to laugh at his lame jokes. Kevin Eubanks will not be part of Jay’s re-debut on The Tonight Show on March 1st. Kevin, who joined the show in 1992 and took over as bandleader in 1995, is currently negotiating an exit deal with NBC. I hear [...]
Continue reading...Sunday, February 14, 2010
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Jay Leno, NBC, and Conan O’Brien all shit the bed, making Jay Leno’s move to 10 PM an amazing failure; one of the top 50 of all time. NBC can be proud. Jay’s primetime fuck up puts him in some choice company. The Jay Leno Show joins other clunkers like Cavemen, based on the Geico commercials; Emily’s [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, February 11, 2010
That’s Questlove’s snapshot of NBC’s cafeteria’s black history month menu. It’z got’z all yo’ fave-rits, like black eyed peas, cornbread, collard greens, fountain soda, and fried chicken. But before you scream racism, the chef is a black lady. “Thank God it was a black chef,” said Howard, “Can you imagine if it was a white chef, there’d [...]
Continue reading...Sunday, February 7, 2010
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No doubt. It’s all part of the Jay Leno image rehabilitation process, but still, that commercial was pretty fucking clever. A balls move by both CBS and NBC. Eh, fuck Jay! UPDATE: Here’s how the spot came to life. It was Letterman’s idea. CBS had to sneak Jay into the studio in disguise, wearing glasses and [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, February 4, 2010
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Rumors have Conan O’Brien running to Fox as soon as he can, but nothing is in the works just yet. CEO Rupert—I lie that my Fox News is fair and balanced—Murdoch says, “There have been some conversations,” but, “No real negotiations.” Murdoch did say if he feels he could make a profit with someone like Conan he [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, January 28, 2010
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After paying Conan $33 million to get the fuck off The Tonight Show, the nutty network has just picked up two pilots from Conan’s production company. Hunh? That’s like breaking up with a crazy girl you can’t stand, but still banging—horrible idea. Howard called bullshit on this. Its just a meaningless move networks make. NBC will never [...]
Continue reading...Monday, January 25, 2010
“I was going to throw up on my TV screen,” Howard snapped, “And I spent a fortune on this TV screen.” Howard didn’t like Conan’s last words about NBC. It was too soft. “You think this is one of those things where his people said take the high road,” remarked Robin, “Don’t burn any bridges.” Howard would have [...]
Continue reading...Saturday, January 23, 2010
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Irony is a cruel bitch. After seven months of shit ratings, Conan O’Brien left The Tonight Show with a bang, coveting last night’s ratings top spot. CoCo was number one among all late night and prime time programs, says NBC. Go figure! But Conan didn’t leave with a big “fuck you” to NBC. Instead, he was gracious, [...]
Continue reading...Friday, January 22, 2010
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Tough break Conan, you’re fucked! But at least he’s getting paid. NBC is giving Conan $45 million to give up The Tonight Show, and make way for Jay, again. Conan takes home $33 million of it and the rest goes to his 200-person staff, as severance. Under the terms of the deal, Conan cannot resurface somewhere else [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, January 21, 2010
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As long as Conan is still on the air, NBC is stuck paying for all of his bits. So last night, he unveiled “Bugatti Mouse,” the most expensive car in the world dressed up like a mouse, to the tune of the original master recording of the Rolling Stones’ “Satisfaction,” running a $1.5 million total [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Howard is not going on The Tonight Show. He doesn’t want to fly to Los Angeles, if it was in New York he would do it. But Rosie O’Donnell wanted him to go. She even volunteered to fly Howard out on a private jet, so they could trash Jay Leno on Conan together. “The answer is no,” [...]
Continue reading...Saturday, January 16, 2010
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NBC is ponying up big time to make Conan O’Brien disappear, reportedly to the tune of $30 million. As of Friday, NBC execs were close to reaching a deal that would also let the embattled talk show host start a new show early this fall. Conan has $10 to $25 million and two and a half years [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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Howard pinned a lot of blame on Conan’s fail Tonight Show on NBC execs. They made a lot of fuss about Jay’s move to 10 o’clock, but failed to hype Conan. “It reduced the impact of Conan taking over The Tonight Show,” says Howard, “Yes, Conan did never ignite the audience, but he had a lot working [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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NBC’s fuck up is only getting worse. Now Conan has broken his silence with tough talk about his push back to 12:05, i.e. not “tonight,” more like tomorrow. In a statement—where he comes off really well—Conan insists moving The Tonight Show to 12:05 is a bad idea, and he won’t have any part of it. I sincerely [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Conan was on the offensive too, ripping NBC in his own monologue. Jon Hein says Conan’s contract will keep him doing The Tonight Show—even though the details are sketchy—but Howard warned, “Let me tell you what contracts mean, nothing in this business!”
Continue reading...Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Last night in his opening monologue, Jay talked about getting “fired” by NBC. But it doesn’t matter. Conan is still the one getting fucked in all of this. “If Jay died tomorrow, they’re taking The Tonight Show away from Conan,” says Howard.
Continue reading...Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Here’s the clip of Letterman fucking with Jay and cracking on the NBC late night debacle. Howard said, “I like this, I like the rivalry.”
Continue reading...Monday, January 11, 2010
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Now that Jay Leno is out of primetime and moving to 11:35PM, NBC is going to push back Conan O’Brien to 12:05, but he’s not happy about it, and threatening to leave. But Howard thinks Conan is off base, saying, “Conan is damaged goods,” and, “You don’t get a free pass in network television if you [...]
Continue reading...Friday, January 8, 2010
NBC has officially turned into a Chinese fire drill, in an attempt to save their failing late-night lineup. Reportedly, the NBC suits have told Conan to make way for Jay Leno and go back to midnight or 1AM, or get the fuck out! The choice is Conan’s. Execs want to cut The Jay Leno Show to a [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, January 7, 2010
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Howard was right. Jay Leno’s new show shit the bed, so now late-night TV is back in Jay’s future. NBC appears ready to shake up their lineup, by giving Jay a half-hour show at 11:35 PM, pushing Conan O’Brien back to 12:05, and burying Late Night with Jimmy Fallon at 1:05 AM. The potential move is in [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, January 6, 2010
This makes two Adam Carolla pilots picked up by a major network in as many years. Last year, CBS wanted Adam’s show Ace in the Hole, about a husband and father who works as a driving instructor, but the series never came to life. This time, NBC is looking at a pilot where Adam plays a contractor [...]
Continue reading...Monday, December 14, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Scott the Engineer was voted the most jealous. “He is. He’s the most jealous, he really is,” said Howard, “He’s angry with anyone who gets anything.” Tiger’s wife will allegedly divorce him after Christmas. Twilight star Robert Pattinson was 2009’s biggest actor. But Howard [...]
Continue reading...Friday, October 23, 2009
Comedian, radio personality, and former Stern punching bag, Soupy Sales has died. He was 83. Howard worked with Soupy in the 1980s, when both of them were part of NBC’s radio team, which also included Wolfman Jack, and werewolf-man Imus. During his 13 years on television doing The Soupy Sales Show, it is estimated that Soupy was [...]
Continue reading...Friday, July 10, 2009
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Here’s Howard back in his NBC days and—much to his chagrin —in this clip, fellow WNBC “superstar” Don Imus pays him a visit. It’s amazing, even back then Imus was barely coherent. Oh, and thank goodness Howard changed his look—freaky. Wow, that studio was a dump and you can see Howard is totally forcing himself to [...]
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