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Maniac chef sells breast milk cheese – quick, call the authorities!
A chef at restaurant Klee Brasserie in New York City needs to be shot. McCreepy is offering cheese made out of his wife’s breast milk. “Thank you for telling me the name, I won’t be going there,” Robin told Howard. Howard thought it was disgusting—yes, it is—but the restaurant claims their phone is ringing off the hook. “I [...]
Continue reading...Topless comics fight breast cancer – “Generosi-Titties!”
Monday, March 8, 2010
Standup comics, and lesbians, Amy Beckerman and Scout Durwood stopped by today to promote their “Generosi-Titties” charity, which raises awareness for breast cancer. The girls took off their shirts and performed in studio, just like they’ll be doing on Sunday, March 14th at Comix in New York City. It’s too bad Amy and Scout aren’t funny. It’ll [...]
Continue reading...JD is taking Ashley Dupre to “Banana Shpeel” – he puts condoms on his feet
Thursday, March 4, 2010
JD will not be directing Ashley Dupre’s music video. Instead, he’s taking the $5,000 and treating her to dinner and a nice hotel. She should be used to that! “I believe we have chosen to go out next week in the city,” says JD, “I think New York.” Where else, Lilliput? Howard was impressed. “I thought you were a [...]
Continue reading...Gary the future TV producer – but he’s “incompetent”
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Gary got hit with more ball busting today. This time 14 minutes before Howard went on The CBS Morning Show. “Hard out boss’th” Howard asked a CBS producer how Gary was doing. “We are all very impressed,” the producer said. So Robin replied, “What were you impressed by, be specific?” The guy really liked the studio and thought Howard’s [...]
Continue reading...Baba Booey is a TV expert – “hard out boss’th”
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
With Howard going on The CBS Early Show this morning, the studio is a buzz with preparation. Gary is in a frenzy. He’s throwing around all sorts of big boy television production words. “Boss’th we have a ‘hard out’ after the two ‘live hits’ this morning, then we’re going to go ‘dark,’” Howard-Gary said, “You’re a hard [...]
Continue reading...Howard and his scarf at last night’s “Green Zone” premiere
Friday, February 26, 2010
The King of All Fashion Accessories attended the premiere of Green Zone last night in Lincoln Square, New York City; with the goggles, cargo pants, and wind scarf, Howard looks like he’s about to jump into the cockpit of a bi-wing. But Beth was rocking a hot little miniskirt. Via Ace Showbiz.
Continue reading...Ex-New York sportscaster Marvell Scott accused of child rape
Friday, February 26, 2010
Marvell Scott, a fixture on Channel 7 news in New York, who left his sportscaster job to practice medicine, has been accused of raping a 14 year old hooker. He is said to have picked up the girl near Times Square, brought her back to his place, and fucked her. Marvell, a licensed physician, denies the crime, [...]
Continue reading...RickyMan and CreepyMan celebrate “Safari Night” at Rick’s Cabaret
Thursday, February 25, 2010
That’s Ronnie and Sal—just a couple of gumbas—hanging out at Rick’s Cabaret in New York City on “Safari Night,” when all the Rick’s Girls strapped on leopard prints and jungle clothes. Recognize the girl with the bones in her hair? That’s Rick’s “Masseuse Girl” and Miss Howard TV May 2009, Becky Wunder. I have plans for [...]
Continue reading...Popping my cherry at Rick’s Cabaret – I’ve got spank bank material for weeks
Thursday, February 18, 2010
I’m a dork, total loser, and strip clubs aren’t really my scene. You see, I’m short and I look like a human-bulldog hybrid, so being around smoking hot chicks like her, Rick’s “Masseuse Girl” and Miss Howard TV May 2009, Becky Wunder, is a little—err, a lot—weird for me. I feel bad for the girls, stuck [...]
Continue reading...Rick’s Girl Erika joins Jennifer Aniston in “The Bounty Hunter”
Thursday, February 18, 2010
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That’s Rick’s Cabaret Girl Erika. I met her last night—more on that later—and not only is Erika one of the tens who dance at Rick’s, but she’s also an actress and just scored a big role opposite Jennifer Aniston and King Leonidas in The Bounty Hunter. But fuck those two lame asses! Here’s more Erika. And Erika [...]
Continue reading...Slick Willy recovering after artery surgery
Monday, February 15, 2010
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Ex-President Bill Clinton is doing fine after a procedure to clear a blocked artery. Slick Willy was rushed to Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in New York City on Thursday for chest pains. “I feel great,” Bill told reporters after being released from the hospital, “The doctors and the hospital crew did a great job.” Bill already had quadruple bypass [...]
Continue reading...King of All Chess Players – Howard forfeits the tournament
Monday, February 8, 2010
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On Super Bowl Sunday, while every man in America is buying beer and chips, gearing up for the big game, Howard was at the chess club. Howard played in a real live tournament at The Marshall Chess Club yesterday. Homo! “I was more nervous for this than I was if I had to get up and do [...]
Continue reading...Air America Radio turns off – files for bankruptcy
Sunday, January 24, 2010
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At 9PM EST tomorrow, Monday, liberal radio station Air America will cease all programming, and file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Launched in 2004, Air America was once home to Minnesota Senator Al Franken and MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow and served as the liberal alternative to conservative barkers like Rush Limbaugh. But Air America now joins the scores of [...]
Continue reading...Miss Stern Show Blog – “Hemi Girl” loves cops, bangs on a squad car
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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How’s that for a get! Ex-Miss Howard TV Melissa “Hemi Girl” Teixeira is the new Miss Stern Show Blog. And yes, I begged and groveled to get her. I do what it takes. Melissa is an awesome catch, and horny. Telling me her wildest sexual experience was under the thighs–err, eyes–of the law. “Many moons ago [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Howard and Greg win the “Gossip Game.” Nixon’s nickname is “J.Lo.” Antennas are at half mast.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! After the earthquake in Haiti, Greg joked, “If you notice a lot of the New York City taxi cabs have their antennas at half mast.” U2’s Bono and The Edge are producing songs for the new Spider-Man musical “Turn Off The Dark”. “You [...]
Continue reading...Chaunce Hayden is a cunt – says Howard is not Artie’s “bro”
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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“Love me daddy!” That’s what ex-Stern Show friend and head macher at Steppin’ Out “magazine”, a rag they pass out in Manhattan, is really trying to say. Chaunce used to be a regular guest on the show, but one day he was unceremoniously booted. Bye bitch! Well now, the creep with the back alley hair plugs is [...]
Continue reading...Ashley Dupre does drugs, gets raped – won’t spread for $2 million
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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“You look good,” Howard blurted out as Elliot Spitzer’s whore Ashley Dupre walked into the studio, “Looks are not your problem at all.” Ashley is built for fucking. She started having sex at 15, but now doesn’t think that’s a good idea. “I do think it’s too young, but it’s up to the parents to educate these [...]
Continue reading...It’s Howard’s birthday – just leave him alone
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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The King of All Media turns 56 today. “All of America celebrates my birthday,” said Howard. Howard remembered years back when he used to have birthday shows at The Tavern On The Green. But Howard admits he was getting too old for that, especially when Tom Chiusano would drag a cake into the studio. And he got an [...]
Continue reading...Derek Jeter getting married – pussy train screeching to a halt
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Ugh, looks like the Yankees are going to suck next year. Jeter will be too busy planning his wedding. It’s being rumored that the Yankees shortstop could be getting married to his girlfriend Minka Kelly in November. A reporter, posing as a bride-to-be, saw “Jeter” on the wedding calendar at Oheka Castle on Long Island. But a representative [...]
Continue reading...Charlie Murphy started doing stand up at 42 – he’s not embarrassed by farts
Thursday, January 7, 2010
“Charlie Murphy!” stopped by today to promote his book about his comedy career and wild showbiz life. “One of the things I learned about you, you had never tried standup comedy until you were 42 years old, when you got on the Chappelle Show,” said Howard, “That’s got to be nuts! You know when you first [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Howard has a movie festival. J.D. turns 30. Joey Boots screams “Baba Booey” everywhere!
Monday, January 4, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard was busy watching movies all vacation. He loved Precious, Bad Lieutenant, The Burning Plain, Trucker, The Messenger, The Road, Brothers, Up, The Hurt Locker, The Proposal, G.I. Joe, and It’s Complicated. Fuck, that’s a lot of free time! Despite his gout, [...]
Continue reading...Rush named “Radio Personality of the Decade” – Howard calls bullshit
Monday, January 4, 2010
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Bloated bigot Rush Limabuagh has been picked as the “Radio Personality of the Decade” by Mediaweek. “Kiss my fucking ass,” Howard remarked, “You got to be kidding me.” “It shocked [Rush] so much he had chest pains,” Robin replied. The industry rag says, “No radio host or personality comes close to Rush Limbaugh in size of audience or [...]
Continue reading...History of Howard Stern – Jackie puppet is born, Howard saves a jumper, Jackie sells everything, Scott’s got “Brown Fingers”
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
“I’m a hero! Call the newspapers Gary,” exclaimed Howard, “This is my moment. I have been waiting twenty years for this!” That was Howard’s reaction to saving one of his “Hispanic brothers” from jumping off the George Washington Bridge. All part of today’s History of Howard Stern, plus Howard getting George Pataki elected Governor of New York, [...]
Continue reading...History of Howard Stern – Howard’s bid for governor, big gay rest stop in New Jersey, dropping out of the election
Monday, December 28, 2009
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“Howard’s jokes and outrageous nonsense are well within the limits of what is permitted,” said Senator Al D’Amato, speaking on Howard’s FCC troubles. Senator Al, Howard’s longtime poker buddy, was one of the few politicians to brave the Stern Show. “Politicians who come and do the Howard Stern Show are usually out of office by the time [...]
Continue reading...Howard, Imus, Trump all carry guns
Monday, December 28, 2009
Howard is one of 36,040 permit holders for handguns in New York City. Other celebrities include Donald Trump, dick head Imus, Harvey Keitel, Sean Hannity, Pat Cooper, Martha Stewart’s daughter Alexis, and Mets David Wright, Carlos Delgado, and Lee Mazzilli. If you were a Met, you’d need a gun too. Oh the shame. Howard has mentioned his guns [...]
Continue reading...History of Howard Stern – “New Year’s Rotten Eve,” Howard’s book signings, Jerry Seinfeld’s “17 year old” girlfriend
Friday, December 25, 2009
“I came from your loins. You old bag of bones,” barked Howard, “Don’t you wish your crusty old loins could pop out another superstar!” Howard hit his parents with that when “Private Parts” debuted number one on The New York Times best seller list, and the book signings that followed. “It was almost like the Beatles in [...]
Continue reading...Bride of creepy Christy – Richard gets engaged
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Richard is getting married. And he prepared for his proposal by taking his bi-monthly shower. “Are you kidding me? You’re going to ruin that girl’s life,” Robin exclaimed. Richard proposed at his “favorite” restaurant in Long Island City. But he didn’t get down on one knee. “I told her to close her eyes and put the box in [...]
Continue reading...Chuck Schumer calls a flight attendant a “bitch” – rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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Senator Chuck Schumer is keepin’ his pimp hand strong. On Sunday, he called a bitch, a bitch. Chuck was on a plane from New York to Washington, when he got into an argument with a flight attendant about being on the phone. She made him turn it off, so he muttered “biotch” under his breath, then later [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Charlie Murphy’s wife dies. Lisa G. won’t dress sexy. Tim is devouring coffee cake.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Charlie Murphy’s wife passed away. Howard said Charlie is a great guest. He’s impressed Charlie made it on his own, and is now more than just Eddie Murphy’s brother. “Cha-lee Murphy!” Howard couldn’t believe it. A new iPhone app let’s you text and [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Robin sings “olly olly oxen free.” Nick Cannon goes to K-rock. No more loud commercials.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Robin couldn’t get ABBA’s “Take a Chance on Me” out of her head, except Robin got the lyrics wrong. She was singing “olly olly oxen free,” but the real lyric is “honey I’m still free.” “I like olly olly oxen free better,” [...]
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- Jabba the Rush in serious condition – "rushed" to the hospital
- Artie tries to kill himself - our Artie is still the greatest
- Gabourey Sidibe is fat and needs help - major media backlash against Howard
- Big fatso Rush Limbaugh's shitty TV feed
- Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again
- The Who stink up the Super Bowl - halftime show from hell
- Picture: Stern fan Sandy catches JD and Ashley Dupre at Nobu
- Management tells Artie to stay home - he might be in trouble -- UPDATE --
- Stern Show Blog is nearing 1,000 Twitter followers
- Artie's court date set for September 30th
- www.nulifeonline.com: LOL.............nice try JD...
- Dave Salazar: Can't wait...
- John Foe: Sure is this Robin, she would follow Dr Drew. ...
- BrianS: I dig Asian chicks, especially Korean girls. JD sh...
- HStern: JD is the man. That prostitute would be lucky to g...
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
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