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David Letterman has “pussy powers” – Howard is “fuck room” less

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Howard talked about a Vanity Fair article praising David Letterman’s ability to seduce chicks. Dave has serious mojo. “I was madly in love with him at the time,” a former intern told the magazine, “I would have married him. He was hilarious.” Howard was impressed. Who wouldn’t be! “Once you get around him [Dave], you got to fuck him,” [...]

Kaley Cuoco poses for Maxim – “Never go on Howard Stern”

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick on the Big Bang Theory, just spread for Maxim magazine, revealing some hot “side boob,” as Fred put it. But Howard didn’t know who she was. And he couldn’t pronouce her last name. “To me that’s cuckoo,” says Howard, “I’m a professional reader, that’s cuckoo!” Kaley had words for Howard too. She used to [...]

Howard only brought over two million subscribers – so says The Wall Street Journal

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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On Friday, John Jurgensen of The Wall Street Journal wrote an article about Howard’s next move. John ponders Howard’s future; like Howard’s contract talks with Mel and re-signing with Sirius XM or jumping to internet radio or back to terrestrial radio. I blogged about it, but I left something out. How many people did Howard actually bring over [...]

Howard’s next move – maybe less money, less work

Sunday, February 21, 2010

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You, me, every single fan wants to know what happens in a year. Will Howard stay with Sirius XM? Go somewhere else? Or retire altogether? It’s hard to say. Nobody’s talking. Not even Howard. Mum is the mother fucking word. But John Jurgensen of The Wall Street Journal has some ideas; stuff we already know. Howard re-ups with [...]

Chaunce Hayden has “proof” Howard wears a wig

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

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Chaunce “Love Me Daddy” Hayden is trying to get Howard’s attention again. This time claiming proof-positive that Howard wears a wig. His evidence? That photo of pictures hanging on the wall at Farrell Hair Systems in New York City. A system? Like Bobo? Mind you, this is coming from Chaunce Hayden, the same guy who got bad back [...]

Clear Channel wants Howard back – Howard gets misquoted — UPDATE –

Saturday, January 23, 2010

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As Howard’s deal with Sirius XM winds down, the suitors—err, rats—are starting to come out of the sewer, like Clear Channel Communications. Clear Channel is the same redneck company that pulled Howard off the air in 2004, because Howard created “great liability” for their chicken shit company. But now, John “Fuck Nut” Hogan, chief executive of Clear [...]

Octo-idiot takes bikini shots – says she didn’t have surgery

Friday, January 22, 2010

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Woman cow—err, Octomom—Nadya Suleman says she only used diet and exercise to get her “bikini body,” and that surgery would “feel like I cheated.” You mean like pumping out more kids than you can afford and then bilking the welfare system? That kind of cheating! It’s all bullshit. Via Just Jared.

Chaunce Hayden is a cunt – says Howard is not Artie’s “bro”

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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“Love me daddy!” That’s what ex-Stern Show friend and head macher at Steppin’ Out “magazine”, a rag they pass out in Manhattan, is really trying to say. Chaunce used to be a regular guest on the show, but one day he was unceremoniously booted. Bye bitch! Well now, the creep with the back alley hair plugs is [...]

Robin Quivers exposed – vibrators on a plane

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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“Someone is observing Robin,” says Howard coming out of a break, “There is a big article being written about Robin.” Turns out, American Way—American Airlines’ magazine—is doing an article on Robin, and the writer was in studio to study Lady Quivers. “That is the biggest magazine Robin. You should be honored,” joked Howard, “I get it sometimes [...]

Quick bullets: Ronnie rips apart Benjy too. Larry King is banging his sister in law. Howard would never go to Kenya.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Ronnie also fought with Benjy today. Benjy accused Ronnie of being inappropriate with his girlfriend too, so Ronnie Bonaparte ran into the studio, yelling, “You know what, Tracy’s right! You’re such a fucking asshole. You really are. You are a real fucking [...]

Quick bullets: It’s really called Stern “Fag” Network. Ashley Dupre bails again. Gary spreads for “GameRoom Magazine.”

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! An emailer wrote in calling people on Stern “Fan” Network “zit-faced virgins” and saying, “These people are such nothings, they’re even jealous of J.D.” But best of all, he referred to Stern Fan Network as “Stern Fag Network.” Nice! Gary revealed celebrity super [...]

Quick bullets: Howard at the Knicks game. Sirius XM broadcasting 25 Bowl Games. Richard Christy talks metal.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

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Wanh! The show is on vacation. Don’t be a bitch. There’s still a shit load of Stern news out there. Howard and Beth were at the Knicks-Clippers game last Friday night. Beth looks pissed off, and Howard has his hands up and his head turned like he can’t watch. But then again, they were at a [...]

Quick bullets: Ben Stern digs “basterds.” Hate Man sounds off, again. Pete is Howard’s toy.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Ben Stern liked Inglourious Basterds, but the Nazis made him uncomfortable. “I think the storm troopers are going to come out of Europe any day now,” Howard said. Hate Man chimed in about Robin’s Jeopardy appearance, yelling, “All those green drinks are fucking [...]

Hooker Ashley Dupre hired to give sex, advice — UPDATE –

Sunday, December 13, 2009

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Hey, if you need tips on sucking cock, why not go straight to an expert, a whore! Ashley Dupre, Eliot Spitzer’s poon tang of choice, has been hired to write an “advice” column on sex and dating for the New York Post. “Ask Ashley” debuted today, and the “spinner,” as her pimp called her on the show, [...]

Artie doesn’t know if Howard will re-sign

Friday, December 4, 2009

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In a sit down with The Star-Ledger, Artie revealed nobody at the show has any insider information, so he has no idea if Howard will stay or go. “I don’t think Howard even knows now. I’m pretty positive negotiations haven’t started,” said Artie. But he has a hunch, saying, ”My gut feeling is, if he does come [...]

Yoko Ono squawking on Jimmy Fallon – “Waiting for the D train” — UPDATE — even Meg Griffin hates it

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

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Here’s Yoko Ono and the Plastic Ono Band, featuring her son Sean Lennon, “performing” on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Howard thinks it is horrible. Fred called it a piece of shit. But RollingStone gave it 4 out of 5 stars. Howard insisted the fix is in. Yoko is butt buddies with Jann Wenner of [...]

Nicole Kidman gets her fetish on

Thursday, November 5, 2009

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In the December issue of the United Kingdom’s GQ magazine, Nicole Kidman reveals she is a party in the sack. “I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff,” she said. Nicole doesn’t elaborate, but I’d like to think she wants to be tied [...]

Daily News fucks up – “Heat Of The Nig”

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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Oops! Someone’s head is going to roll. Whoever puts the stickers on the New York Daily News is either a huge racist or a total fucking moron. I’m guessing the latter. When reached for comment, Curly from The Three Stooges said, “I’m trying to think but nothing happens.” Via Major League Jerk.

Tara Reid goes nude for Playboy – stomach scars and all — UPDATE — Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy too

Saturday, October 10, 2009

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Tara Reid might look a little disheveled and rundown nowadays—just the way I like it—but she is still sexy as hell and, despite having a botched liposuction in 2004, which left her stomach scarred, she has posed entirely nude for an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. Hey now! UPDATE: Clearly, Hugh Hefner has gone senile. Marge [...]

Kate Beckinsale sexiest woman alive – Esquire magazine says so — UPDATE –

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

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Kate Beckinsale, star of Underworld, Van Helsing, and my wet dreams, has been named by Esquire magazine as 2009’s “Sexiest Woman Alive,” and has a layout in the November issue. At 36 years old, and a mother, she looks smoking hot and 100% bang-worthy in this photo shoot video. Just remember to clean up after [...]

Chris Rock to star in “My Black Friend” – Oprah fitting the bill

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

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Oprah’s Harpo Films, in collaboration with Lionsgate, is developing a comedy called “Will You Be My Black Friend?” starring Chris Rock. The film is based on a GQ Magazine article by senior correspondent Devin Friedman, who put an ad on Craigslist searching for a black friend. In the post, Devin said he grew up in a diverse [...]

Megan Fox spreads for Rolling Stone Magazine — UPDATE –

Thursday, September 17, 2009

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Blah, blah, blah! I know some people are tired of seeing Megan Fox on every magazine and website. So if you’re also a eunuch, just skip this post. If not, here’s a peek at Megan’s new Rolling Stone cover shoot and layout. She is pure sex, and with all her crazy tattoos out in plain [...]

Will Howard move to podcasts and internet radio? No way! — UPDATE –

Friday, August 28, 2009

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In fifteen months, Howard Stern fans will be throwing a party, hopefully a “Howard is back” party and not a going away party. Howard’s contract with Sirius XM expires in 15 months and everyone is wondering what he’ll do next. I say Howard is going no place. He loves Sirius XM, feels the show is better than [...]

How to get free Mary Jane…

Thursday, August 27, 2009

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If marijuana is your drug of choice—not really my thing—you should snag a copy of KUSH LA. It’s a “marijuana centric” magazine. Inside the August 2009 edition, you’ll find a coupon offering the first 100 redeemers free Mary Jane, an 8th for “new patients.” No worries if you’re too burnt out to act fast. The next 100 [...]

Milla Jovovich spreads for Maxim magazine — UPDATE –

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Sexy as hell Milla Jovovich—she was in the Resident Evil movies—strips down for the September issue of Maxim. I think she is smoking hot. And you’d never know it, but she had a kid and that body still looks perfect! Let that be a lesson to all the chunky housewives with saggy asses. UPDATE: Just found [...]

Idiot media critic says Howard will return to terrestrial radio

Monday, August 3, 2009

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“Testicular” radio is desperate. They want Howard back—despite letting him twist in the wind every time the Gestapo of the FCC came after him—without Howard regular radio is finished, doomed to hacky top 40. Howard said he is NEVER going back and why should he? His Sirius XM show is censor-free and better than ever, but [...]

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David Letterman has “pussy powers” – Howard is “fuck room” less

Kaley Cuoco poses for Maxim – “Never go on Howard Stern”

Howard only brought over two million subscribers – so says The Wall Street Journal

Howard’s next move – maybe less money, less work

Chaunce Hayden has “proof” Howard wears a wig

Clear Channel wants Howard back – Howard gets misquoted — UPDATE –

Octo-idiot takes bikini shots – says she didn’t have surgery

Chaunce Hayden is a cunt – says Howard is not Artie’s “bro”

Robin Quivers exposed – vibrators on a plane

Quick bullets: Ronnie rips apart Benjy too. Larry King is banging his sister in law. Howard would never go to Kenya.

Quick bullets: It’s really called Stern “Fag” Network. Ashley Dupre bails again. Gary spreads for “GameRoom Magazine.”

Quick bullets: Howard at the Knicks game. Sirius XM broadcasting 25 Bowl Games. Richard Christy talks metal.

Quick bullets: Ben Stern digs “basterds.” Hate Man sounds off, again. Pete is Howard’s toy.

Hooker Ashley Dupre hired to give sex, advice — UPDATE –

Artie doesn’t know if Howard will re-sign

Yoko Ono squawking on Jimmy Fallon – “Waiting for the D train” — UPDATE — even Meg Griffin hates it

Nicole Kidman gets her fetish on

Daily News fucks up – “Heat Of The Nig”

Tara Reid goes nude for Playboy – stomach scars and all — UPDATE — Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy too

Kate Beckinsale sexiest woman alive – Esquire magazine says so — UPDATE –

Chris Rock to star in “My Black Friend” – Oprah fitting the bill

Megan Fox spreads for Rolling Stone Magazine — UPDATE –

Will Howard move to podcasts and internet radio? No way! — UPDATE –

How to get free Mary Jane…

Milla Jovovich spreads for Maxim magazine — UPDATE –

Idiot media critic says Howard will return to terrestrial radio

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