Tag Archive | "Playboy"

Dave Attell jokes about chimp attacks – Howard could have been “Hugh Hefner”

Thursday, December 10, 2009

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Dave Attell told Howard people in comedy clubs are very sensitive about the chimpanzee attack. It’s almost taboo to say anything about it. Dave doesn’t care. He cracks jokes, but gets groans from the audience. “Like [I'm] pro chimp attack,” he said, “I’m not, I’m not!” Howard asked Dave about the Tiger Woods scandal. Dave likes it. [...]

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Taylor Vixen wins the “Penthouse Pet Pageant” – fuck her and be mean to her

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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Today, three Penthouse Pets competed in a battle of wits and tits, but only after a brief delay for costume changes, which aggravated Will. First up, was Veronica Ricci, a smoking hot redhead. Howard asked, “Do you have fire in the hole?” She said sometimes. Veronica is fully shaved. Hot! Veronica admitted she is a little nervous [...]

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Wednesday’s show overload! Artie loves Big Macs. Howard is planning a big Christmas surprise. KFC sends over free gift certificates.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baby Gorilla likes his Big Macs good and unhealthy, saying, “When I was 22, I would get a Big [...]

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Sara Jean Underwood hates her boobs – Ryan Seacrest didn’t bang her

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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Sara Jean Underwood, Playboy Playmate of the Year in 2007, was in studio today, looking smoking hot. Artie burst out, “Dude, this chick is adorable!” Despite being in Playboy, Sara hated her boobs. In her spread, she had tiny A-cups. She was self-conscious about her boobs, and even covered them up during sex. When she banged her [...]

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Carnie Wilson big and fat again – new host of the “Newlywed Game”

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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Carnie Wilson called up to plug tonight’s episode of the Newlywed Game, starring George and Brad. But Howard was more interested in how Carnie got fat again after having gastric bypass. Carnie, who is 5′4, admitted she is now 200 pounds. At that height, Howard insisted she should be 110. That won’t happen, Carnie likes food too much. [...]

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Ex-Playmate Shauna Sand “didn’t sign off” on her sex tape

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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Former Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand said she didn’t sign off on her hardcore sex tape (not safe for work) that Vivid Video plans to release later this month. Tough shit Shauna! Vivid founder, Steven Hirsch, says the video was legally purchased from an undisclosed third party. Shauna is a little long in the tooth and scary [...]

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Tara Reid goes nude for Playboy – stomach scars and all — UPDATE — Marge Simpson to pose for Playboy too

Saturday, October 10, 2009

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Tara Reid might look a little disheveled and rundown nowadays—just the way I like it—but she is still sexy as hell and, despite having a botched liposuction in 2004, which left her stomach scarred, she has posed entirely nude for an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. Hey now! UPDATE: Clearly, Hugh Hefner has gone senile. Marge [...]

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Ralph’s friend Hunter kicks ass in Afghanistan – gets a Purple Heart and Bronze Star

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

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Howard talked to Hunter this morning. He’s Ralph’s friend who used to bang a lot of chicks at the Playboy Mansion, until joining the army after September 11th. Hunter said he has been in and out of the hospital for a year now. He got hit by a RPG and is pretty jacked up, but not [...]

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Madonna has creepy arms. Would you still bang her?

Sunday, August 2, 2009

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Okay, I’ll start. Yes, I would bang her hard! As a kid, I worked in a grocery store and there was this ex-Playboy Playmate that would come in. I should say “ex-ex-ex” because she was older than dirt. I think she was a Playmate during WWII. But I would have eagerly banged the cobwebs out of [...]

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