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Gay pornstar chokes and dies after police taser – it’s all caught on tape
Gay pornstar Dustin Michaels—real name Andrew Grande—asphyxiated and died yesterday after swallowing a bag of pot during an altercation with Florida police. Shouldn’t “Grande” be his porn name? Cops were called after Andrew got into a fight with a friend. The situation escalated when police tried to handcuff Andrew and he resisted. During the mayhem, Andrew attempted to [...]
Continue reading...Atheists offer porn for bibles – “Smut for Smut”
Friday, March 5, 2010
Ha! An atheist group at the University of Texas at San Antonio will trade you porn for bibles. It’s called “Smut for Smut” and is the annual campaign of the campus group “Atheist Agenda.” They say religious texts are pornographic because they’re filled with violence and torture, so modern day ass and titties is more befitting today’s [...]
Continue reading...Sal loves piss cage porn – no, it’s just “funny”
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Sal was extra gross today. Sal “Captain Sack” Governale gave Howard a clip of disgusting rape porn. That’s a “movie” still from it. In the video, guys wearing masks are peeing in girls’ mouths, raping them with baseball bats, and locking the girls cages. But Sal swears he really doesn’t like it. “I’m telling you, not even a [...]
Continue reading...RickyMan and CreepyMan celebrate “Safari Night” at Rick’s Cabaret
Thursday, February 25, 2010
That’s Ronnie and Sal—just a couple of gumbas—hanging out at Rick’s Cabaret in New York City on “Safari Night,” when all the Rick’s Girls strapped on leopard prints and jungle clothes. Recognize the girl with the bones in her hair? That’s Rick’s “Masseuse Girl” and Miss Howard TV May 2009, Becky Wunder. I have plans for [...]
Continue reading...Riley Steele fucks and sucks as a teenager – Tracy Morgan works the Sybian — UPDATE — free trial to RileySteele.com
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Porn star Riley Steele was in studio today. Gary fell in love with her. “Most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in porn,” he said. Everyone thought she was good looking enough to be a real model. But Howard thinks she’s perfect for porn. “It’s smart,” he insisted, “She’s going to be the top porn girl.” And Riley was [...]
Continue reading...“Intestinal tears” can’t stop Taryn Thomas – but her ass doesn’t “self lubricate”
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Taryn Thomas, who plays “Snooki” in Jersey Shore XXX, dropped by today to discuss the injury that nearly destroyed her ass, literally. “I hate to bring it up, because I know it’s a horrible memory for you,” says Howard, “But I think it’s important that women learn from this.” And Howard wanted Robin to pay close attention [...]
Continue reading...Popping my cherry at Rick’s Cabaret – I’ve got spank bank material for weeks
Thursday, February 18, 2010
I’m a dork, total loser, and strip clubs aren’t really my scene. You see, I’m short and I look like a human-bulldog hybrid, so being around smoking hot chicks like her, Rick’s “Masseuse Girl” and Miss Howard TV May 2009, Becky Wunder, is a little—err, a lot—weird for me. I feel bad for the girls, stuck [...]
Continue reading...Sal is Rick’s Cabaret’s biggest fan – must be better than the “booths”
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
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Sal “cuckold” Governale is a Rick’s Cabaret super fan. Most people go to McDonald’s or grab sushi for lunch. Not Sal, he grabs some tits–at least he wishes. Just like Ronnie “RickyMan” Mund, Sal is sex-addicted to Rick’s Cabaret. So there he is entering Rick’s in New York City, while his wife is at home being [...]
Continue reading...Rick’s Cabaret Valentine’s Day contest – come get the VIP treatment
Friday, February 5, 2010
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Listen up boners! Busted Coverage and Rick’s Cabaret are offering you a chance to win a night of VIP treatment, including free admission, $100 for lap dances, a table in the Champagne Room, plus a bottle of booze, and dessert with your favorite Rick’s Girl. Hey now! I’d enter myself, but I can’t afford to ruin [...]
Continue reading...Tootsie’s big game parties – “Ricky Man is about having fun mother fuckers!”
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Mini head of security Ronnie “Ricky Man” Mund will be the guest host at Tootsie’s Cabaret Miami for the club’s Big Game Weekend parties; Friday and Saturday night. Just look at Ronnie next to those young girls, you can almost smell the odd combination of Long Island Iced Teas, perfume, and denture cream. So go to meet [...]
Continue reading...“Porn Star” – Swollen Members
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Finally! I found a theme song for the blog. They’re called the Swollen Members, and the song is “Porn Star.” It’s all about fucking a porno chick. Hey now! That’s the lame YouTube video, but here’s the NSFW version. Lots of tits! Song rocks too.
Continue reading...Tiger’s Got Wood! – “Hey! Where the white women at?”
Monday, February 1, 2010
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And let the fucking begin! This could be a documentary. Here’s the “Tiger’s Got Wood!” porno movie Howard mentioned on the air. Don’t be retarded, it’s not safe for work.
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Fred’s martian name is “Miep Gies.” Sex robots are coming. Medicated Pete lied about kissing.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Some dumb ass ran up a bill of more than $21,000 at New York City’s Hustler Club, but doesn’t remember a thing, so he’s refusing to pay it. Howard joked, “I’m trying to get out of my mortgage payment by saying, I [...]
Continue reading...How not to “nail” the boss’s wife – porn fail
Saturday, January 9, 2010
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It’s a spoof video, but the outcome seems way more believable than what happens in actual porn. “Hey yo, I’m ‘ere to wurk on ya’ pipes.”
Continue reading...Tiger Woods sex tape “cumming” to a sticky keyboard near you?
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
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More shit news for Tiger. Vivid Video’s Steven Hirsch says he was contacted by a woman claiming to have a sex tape of Tiger Woods. Steven told TMZ he and his people have seen 30 seconds of the video, but can’t tell if it’s Tiger, yet. Salacious? Yes. Ever going to see the light of day? No. [...]
Continue reading...Holly Sampson fucks Tiger Woods – does some tit jiggling too
Friday, December 11, 2009
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Here’s the clip of porn star Holly Sampson, one of Tiger’s girls, talking about fucking him and sucking his dick, but the girls’ playing with each other’s tits is way more interesting. Hey now!
Continue reading...Dave Attell jokes about chimp attacks – Howard could have been “Hugh Hefner”
Thursday, December 10, 2009
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Dave Attell told Howard people in comedy clubs are very sensitive about the chimpanzee attack. It’s almost taboo to say anything about it. Dave doesn’t care. He cracks jokes, but gets groans from the audience. “Like [I'm] pro chimp attack,” he said, “I’m not, I’m not!” Howard asked Dave about the Tiger Woods scandal. Dave likes it. [...]
Continue reading...Who is the saddest virgin – Kayden Kross rocks the Sybian
Thursday, December 10, 2009
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Porn star Kayden Kross and AVN’s Paul Fishbein were in studio today to vote for the “world’s saddest virgin.” Right away, Howard was taken with Kayden. “I think you’re too good looking for porn,” he said. “But I like my porn career,” Hayden replied. Porn is great for Kayden. She has real orgasms in all her videos, and [...]
Continue reading...Janine Lindemulder wants her kid back – fingers her asshole for Howard — UPDATE — brown starfish shots
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Janine Lindemulder called in today. She talked to Howard about her custody case with ex-husband Jesse James and Sandra Bullock. Since she went to prison for failure to pay taxes, Jesse and Sandra think she’s an unfit mother, and want full custody of her daughter. Plus right away marrying a felon she met in the halfway house [...]
Continue reading...Tiger Woods is hot for sex teacher – fucked porn star Holly Sampson too
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
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Wow, it looks like Tiger put his dick in all sorts of holes. The latest, and probably the greatest, porn actress Holly Sampson, star of the critically acclaimed My First Sex Teacher, volume 18, has now been fingered as one of Tiger’s hoochies. Nice! But when contacted, Holly’s lawyer said she had no comment. Eh, Holly’s [...]
Continue reading...Lisa Ann plugs “Real Touch” sex toy – she bangs like Sarah Palin
Thursday, December 3, 2009
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Porn star Lisa Ann, who “portrayed” Sarah Palin in the Who’s Nailin’ Paylin porno, dropped by to promote the Real Touch digital sex toy. Howard called it a hotdog bun that you stick your dick in. “I’ll be honest with you,” said Howard, “I’ll put my penis in a real hotdog bun.” But it’s more “high-tech” than [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Robin has a bumpy landing. Artie’s off to driving school. Lisa G. won’t sign autographs.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Robin had a choppy flight over vacation. Robin insisted she wasn’t scared, but Howard thinks the pilots were fucking with her. “They probably heard your Sully comments, [...]
Continue reading...Perez Hilton says not too much “man-scaping” – thinks Tiger cheated
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton stopped by today, and had a lot to say about Sal’s man-scaping. Perez thinks “Santa” over did it a little. Shaving down too much is gay. A guy that lets another guy sing into his cock, gay? No way! “Couldn’t agree more, it’s very gay,” said Howard, “A lot of guys make a [...]
Continue reading...Las Vegas strip club loads dancers into trucks
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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Deja Vu Showgirls in Las Vegas advertises with specially designed strip clubs on wheels, equipped with hot chicks dancing in see-through trailers. And it worked, stretched limos would follow the trucks back to the club, until uptight residents got them shut down. Fuckers! Via the Associated Press.
Continue reading...Taylor Vixen wins the “Penthouse Pet Pageant” – fuck her and be mean to her
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Today, three Penthouse Pets competed in a battle of wits and tits, but only after a brief delay for costume changes, which aggravated Will. First up, was Veronica Ricci, a smoking hot redhead. Howard asked, “Do you have fire in the hole?” She said sometimes. Veronica is fully shaved. Hot! Veronica admitted she is a little nervous [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Gary’s dog wins “Best of Show.” Yankees fans hate Joe Buck. Brian Fallon gets a guy arrested.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baba Booey’s dog Murphy took top honors at this year’s DogCatemy Awards, winning “Best of Show.” But Howard really [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload! Howard doesn’t fart anymore. Rosie gets her Sybian. “Pig Virus” fucks up radio, again.
Friday, November 6, 2009
A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard said he stopped eating as much, so now he doesn’t make doodie everyday, and he doesn’t fart. It’s [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Gary gets his fungus lasered. Howard’s kids are very religious. Sal will ruin Jon Hein’s kid’s Bat Mitzvah.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Baba Booey finally got his disgusting fungus lasered off his big monkey toes. Howard wanted to vomit, saying, “He’s [...]
Continue reading...Kendra Jade is a sex addict – tried to bang Jerry Springer
Monday, November 2, 2009
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Ex-porn star and recovering sex addict, Kendra Jade, dropped by to plug her new television show. Kendra admitted today she once tried to fuck Jerry Springer, but he couldn’t get it up. Kendra said, “It didn’t operate.” Blowing him didn’t work either. Howard couldn’t believe it, and asked, “How many minutes do you keep that filthy penis [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload! Howard plans to wear a spacesuit on Monday. Another Gossip Game shutout. FCC should hand out a $1 billion fine. — UPDATE –
Friday, October 30, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! A caller told Howard his looks are fading, so he should retire now while he’s still on top. So [...]
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- Jabba the Rush in serious condition – "rushed" to the hospital
- Artie tries to kill himself - our Artie is still the greatest
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- Big fatso Rush Limbaugh's shitty TV feed
- Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again
- Management tells Artie to stay home - he might be in trouble -- UPDATE --
- Stern Show Blog is nearing 1,000 Twitter followers
- The Who stink up the Super Bowl - halftime show from hell
- Picture: Stern fan Sandy catches JD and Ashley Dupre at Nobu
- Artie's court date set for September 30th
- BrianS: I dig Asian chicks, especially Korean girls. JD sh...
- HStern: JD is the man. That prostitute would be lucky to g...
- Paxton Fudge: Sandy is way hotter than Ashley. I bet she has teh...
- Gina Girl: Sandy cans , Jerry!...
- ElPerro: Man I likes Koreans with big titties!!!...
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
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