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JD is taking Ashley Dupre to “Banana Shpeel” – he puts condoms on his feet
JD will not be directing Ashley Dupre’s music video. Instead, he’s taking the $5,000 and treating her to dinner and a nice hotel. She should be used to that! “I believe we have chosen to go out next week in the city,” says JD, “I think New York.” Where else, Lilliput? Howard was impressed. “I thought you were a [...]
Continue reading...JD Polanski to “direct” Ashley Dupre’s “music” video
Monday, March 1, 2010
No man with $5,000 to spend has ever worked this hard to fuck a hooker—ever! Now the master plan is to direct a music video for her shitty music. “I believe we’ve agreed to do a music video,” says JD. But JD is still working on a “concept.” Let the ball busting commence! “Okay, in this scene you look [...]
Continue reading...JD and Ashley Dupre meet up – Ashley brings a can of mace
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
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JD put the smooth moves on Ashley Dupre during their hot chocolate date. JD pulled out the big guns. He wore khaki pants and ordered a macaroni appetizer. “Did you bring a condom just in case anything got heated up?” Howard asked. He didn’t, but Ashley brought something. Fred’s JD mumbled, “She had a can of mace [...]
Continue reading...JD and Ashley Dupre make hot chocolate love
Friday, January 15, 2010
Looks like JD is ready to go cougar hunting now. On her Twitter, call-girl turned “advice” columnist Ashley Dupre says she just got back from having hot chocolate Da’ Bad Ass. I just finished Hot Chocolate with JD. He is such a good person. I think he’s going to be one of my really good friends. He’s [...]
Continue reading...JD and Ashley Dupre, a match made in bizzaro heaven
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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“We sort of made a preliminary date,” says JD; sounds like pre-promotion. Yesterday, show nerd JD gave ex-hooker Ashley Dupre his “media producer” business card, plus he wrote his cell phone number on it–lucky her. Howard played tape of the actual exchange. Surprisingly, it wasn’t a total train wreck. “Very smooth, it’s smooth for JD,” replied Howard, “It [...]
Continue reading...Ashley Dupre does drugs, gets raped – won’t spread for $2 million
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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“You look good,” Howard blurted out as Elliot Spitzer’s whore Ashley Dupre walked into the studio, “Looks are not your problem at all.” Ashley is built for fucking. She started having sex at 15, but now doesn’t think that’s a good idea. “I do think it’s too young, but it’s up to the parents to educate these [...]
Continue reading...Joe Hurley – “Amsterdam Mistress”
Friday, December 25, 2009
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Most people celebrate the holidays with presents and family, pussies. Go get a whore! Here’s New York City’s own Joe Hurley singing about banging a hooker, on Christmas. Hey now!
Continue reading...John the Stutterer’s “girlfriend” is a hooker – he licks assholes and vaginas
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
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John the Stutterer, the stutterer Howard is still talking to, stopped by today with his “girlfriend” an escort from Philadelphia. “I was excited that you have sex,” Howard admitted, “But it’s kind of sad you have to pay for it.” John said, “To make a long story short.” Howard replied, “Thank you!” John told Howard he tried [...]
Continue reading...Fergie plays a whore – learned from Italian broads
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
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Smoking hot Black Eyed Pea Fergie plays a prostitute in the upcoming movie-musical Nine. Who gives a shit about the fruity musical, but Fergie the whore, now that’s something to talk about! To perfect her role, Fergie studied Italian cinema, paying close attention to female leading ladies. “I watched all the Fellini films and studied Italian actresses. How [...]
Continue reading...Italian Prime Minister named “Rockstar of the Year” – loves whores
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s embattled Prime Minister, has been dubbed “Rockstar of the Year,” by the Italian version of Rolling Stone magazine. The dude rocks! He has wild sex parties at his “vee-la” in Sardinia with hot chicks. But one hooker claims Silvio, who is the richest man in Italy, fucked her and stiffed her on the bill. Suck [...]
Continue reading...Cami Parker would fuck a Martian over a black guy – calls sybian “electric daddy”
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Bunny Ranch girl Cami Parker was in studio today, and told Howard she decided to become a hooker after watching The Tyra Banks Show. Tyra had girls from the Bunny Ranch on, and Cami knew right away this was her calling. Howard said, “Too bad you didn’t watch the Tyra Show on mathematicians.” Artie said the Bunny Ranch [...]
Continue reading...Spitzer’s whore and her mom – double the pleasure — UPDATE –
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
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That’s Eliot Spitzer’s hooker Ashley Dupre and her MILF mom chilling on the beach in New Jersey. Howard and Artie think Ashley is pure sex—so do I, she is smoking—but she’s a chick from South Jersey. She’s got to be an annoying pain in the ass. Her mother certainly is. She is pissed Spitzer wants to [...]
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