Tag Archive | "racism & sexism"
Dan Rather says Obama couldn’t sell watermelons
Here’s Dan Rather’s watermelon comment about President Obama. I don’t think Dan was being racist, but it is interesting that when he thinks of a black guy, watermelon pops up. Then again, everyone does it at some point. It’s funny. “Holy mack’el!”
Continue reading...Gary Coleman goes mental on “The Insider” – “lookie here”
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Here’s Gary Coleman losing his mind on The Insider. Gary’s a volatile little midget. But Howard ragged on co-host Necie Nash, a.k.a Deputy Raineesha Williams from Reno 911, she sounds like the slave days. “Is that Stepin Fetchit,” Howard joked.
Continue reading...Lisa Lampanelli bangs and makes pancakes – she’s dirtier than “two girls, one cup”
Monday, March 1, 2010
Lisa “Queen of Mean” Lampanelli dropped by today. She’ll be hosting a show tonight on Howard 101 at 7PM called “Dirty Dishes.” Dirty Dishes will cover pop-culture and includes a panel of fags and fag hags, namely Judith Regan and Frank DeCaro from OutQ. “The homos enjoy me,” Lisa told Howard, “I think the fags just like [...]
Continue reading...NBC’s black history menu – “holy mack’ell!”
Thursday, February 11, 2010
That’s Questlove’s snapshot of NBC’s cafeteria’s black history month menu. It’z got’z all yo’ fave-rits, like black eyed peas, cornbread, collard greens, fountain soda, and fried chicken. But before you scream racism, the chef is a black lady. “Thank God it was a black chef,” said Howard, “Can you imagine if it was a white chef, there’d [...]
Continue reading...John Mayer apologizes for saying “nigger” – in concert, fail
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Nut-less John Mayer apologizes–hand in hand with black people–for using the word “nigger” in his recent Playboy magazine interview at a concert in Nashville, Tennessee. “Oh, he is really full of himself,” Robin, our resident black, said, “I want to throw up!” But isn’t Tennessee the perfect place to say nigger? Don’t they put it on [...]
Continue reading...Mel Gibson’s asshole interview – “You’re an idiot!”
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Here’s the interview with Mel Gibson where he calls WGN reporter Dean Richards an “asshole” for bringing up his drunken Jew hating tirades. “I love how he wants to pretend like he doesn’t know what he’s [Dean] talking about,” said Robin. No doubt, Mel Gibson is a fuck nut, but that movie Payback is fucking rad [...]
Continue reading...“Gadget Gary’s” swastika medallion – “Gadget Ralph” knows more
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Howard finally turned his guns towards Gary’s appearance on Geraldo at Large. “Hey Gary, what’s the best gadget to play solitaire on?” Howard asked. It was revealed today that Baba Brainless shockingly wins computer solitaire 80% of the time. Howard isn’t surprised that the Gadget Gary title stuck. If you give yourself a title, sooner or later [...]
Continue reading...Benjy says “three-fifths of a person” isn’t in the constitution
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
“Arguing with Benjy, this is a guy who has night terrors,” barked Howard, “He dresses like a cat burglar.” Howard was referring to the shmata on Benjy’s head. “I want to look like a fat skier,” Fred’s Benjy joked. Benjy started arguing with Howard over the Scott DePace corporate money thing; somehow that matriculated into insisting blacks being [...]
Continue reading...Whites only basketball league – “woogity boogity”
Friday, January 22, 2010
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If you love basketball, but can’t take it to the hole, without looking like you’re actually falling down a hole, then the “All-American Basketball Alliance” is for you. But you better be “why-ate” too! AABA commissioner Don “Moose” Lewis says whites are now the minority in this country, so his people need a place to play “fundamental”—i.e. [...]
Continue reading...“Guess Who’s the Jew?” returns – “Jews in the ground”
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Kurt Waldheim, Jr. marched in the long-awaited revival of “Guess Who’s The Jew?” with a song, parodying “Pants on the Ground.” “Jews in the ground, in a big, big mound,” sang the resident Stern Show Nazi. “You are a leading expert on Jews,” Howard reminded everyone. “Right, but I am not a Nazi,” replied Heir Waldheim, “I never [...]
Continue reading...“Mike and Mike” tongue slip – “Martin Luther Coon, Jr.”
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Mike Greenberg from ESPN’s Mike and Mike gaffed and said “Martin Luther Coon, Jr.,” instead of Martin Luther King, Jr. He just got tongue tied, but still apologized for what it sounded like.
Continue reading...Drunk Nazi arrested in Tennessee
Friday, January 15, 2010
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That winner, 28 year old Michael Amyx, was arrested on Saturday for public intoxication. Faux-Goebbels was arguing with his father and placed several calls to 911. When police arrived the deputy smelled alcohol and Amyx appeared drunk. And to top it off, he was adorned in a Nazi uniform. So the responding officer arrested him. But it’s unclear [...]
Continue reading...Rush makes helping Haiti a black issue – you can’t rush a crisis
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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Racist Rush Limbaugh doesn’t like that President Obama was so quick to offer aid to Haiti. Fat head thinks it’s a public relations move. “They’ll use this to burnish their credibility with the black community, both light-skinned and dark-skinned black community, in this country,” spewed Rush, “That’s why he could not wait to get out there!” “He’s such [...]
Continue reading...Please spell “negus” – is it racist?
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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“What’s up my negus!” No, it doesn’t matter that “negus” really means “king” in Ethiopian, or booze made with wine and spices. Sounds too much like “niggers” to me! But Tosh.0 concludes that it’s not racist. Yeah, try explaining that to the black dude kicking the shit out of you. Via Tosh.0.
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Fred’s martian name is “Miep Gies.” Sex robots are coming. Medicated Pete lied about kissing.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Some dumb ass ran up a bill of more than $21,000 at New York City’s Hustler Club, but doesn’t remember a thing, so he’s refusing to pay it. Howard joked, “I’m trying to get out of my mortgage payment by saying, I [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Medicated Pete “kissed a girl.” Sarah Palin is not stable. King of All Blacks is a “nigga.”
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Medicated Pete had a date this weekend, and for the first time, he kissed a girl. “You ate in front of her and she still kissed you,” shouted Robin. But there was some controversy over Pete’s date. Ronnie said Pete is lying, [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Jillian’s kid to be born on Howard’s birthday. Dr. Ablow gets beaten up. Hanzi goes ape shit.
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Howard’s stalker Jillian Barberie is scheduled to have a C-section tomorrow, Howard’s birthday. But Howard wants her to name the baby after him too. “It should be Howard. That would be so great,” he insisted, “She should make me the baby’s godfather, [...]
Continue reading...Curtis Sliwa calls Imus a “cadaver in formaldehyde” – says Imus greased Al Sharpton’s pockets
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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Radio host and leader of the Guardian Angels—and certified bad ass—Curtis Sliwa was in studio today, dropping the hammer on old man Imus. Curtis used to do radio at WABC with his now estranged on-air partner Ron Kuby, but was ousted from his morning spot for the decrepit Imus in 2007. “The rumors started coming out,” says [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: It’s really called Stern “Fag” Network. Ashley Dupre bails again. Gary spreads for “GameRoom Magazine.”
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! An emailer wrote in calling people on Stern “Fan” Network “zit-faced virgins” and saying, “These people are such nothings, they’re even jealous of J.D.” But best of all, he referred to Stern Fan Network as “Stern Fag Network.” Nice! Gary revealed celebrity super [...]
Continue reading...Sal’s dad sees black Jesus – or maybe Satan
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
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Sal’s dad had emergency quadruple bypass over vacation and amidst his agony he saw Jesus, sort of. “Jesus was like dark, he was tan, very tan,” he said. Turns out, Jesus is black! So Sal fucked with his uncle Jimmy, who isn’t racist, but once said, “If Obama becomes president, they’re going to take down the statue [...]
Continue reading...Racist “Feliz Navidad” parody – Jose Feliciano is “outraged”
Friday, December 25, 2009
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Chicken shits! “Radio producers” Matt Fox and A.J. Rice sent a written apology to Jose Feliciano after the singer was “outraged” by their spoof of “Feliz Navidad,” renaming it “The Illegal Alien Christmas Song.” Fail! There’s nothing to say sorry about. Except trying be like Howard. Real racism or tongue-in-cheek racism aside, entertainers and people have [...]
Continue reading...History of Howard Stern – “Nigger Hatin’ Hat,” FCC horseshit, the rise of prank calls, number one in Los Angeles
Thursday, December 24, 2009
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“When you see a cowboy hat on a black guy, it’s at gun point,” said Howard, “They store up their hanging ropes under those hats.” Lots of faux-racism on today’s History of Howard Stern, digging up the “Nigger Hatin’ Hat” song, and Billy West dropping “Marge Schott” quotes. “I have nothing but respect for the niggers,” exclaimed [...]
Continue reading...History of Howard Stern – Fartman invades MTV, Wood Yi pervs, FCC fines, “Butt Bongo Fiesta”
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
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“I’d like to suck the soy sauce out of her bra,” said creepy Wood Yi, explaining why he banged Soon Yi, “I wanted to get a new slant on things.” History of Howard Stern rages on. Today we heard clips of Fartman taking over MTV, “Butt Bongo Fiesta,” Daniel Carver ranking Jews and homos, Ted the [...]
Continue reading...Sal is the worst parent – biggest racist too
Monday, December 14, 2009
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Wolfie’s survey also uncovered Sal’s fellow Stern staffers believe he is a horrible parent. Sal earned the most votes, not Scott DePace who’d rather golf than take his kid to the doctor. “There’s no way Sal could be a good parent,” Howard replied, “They should take the kids away from him.” And Robin said, “He really shouldn’t be [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: J.D. is mumbling less. Howard is black. Gary won’t find a job.
Monday, December 14, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! If Howard leaves, Gary may never work again. “How much you want to bet if Gary started looking for a job right now, he’d still be here in a year,” insisted Howard. On Zoloft, J.D. doesn’t stammer as much. Howard doesn’t like [...]
Continue reading...Rush Limbaugh says Tiger Woods scandal is bad for blacks — UPDATE — it’s all Obama’s fault
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Somehow racist, un-American Rush pinned Tiger Woods’s fucking around to all black people. “I’m sure Tiger Woods’ choice of females is not helping ‘em out with their attitudes,” fat ass said. I guess dating white girls brings the race down. Hey, why don’t we separate the races just to be safe! “He’s an asshole. He’s such a fucking [...]
Continue reading...Kenan Thompson is Saturday Night Live’s “black replacement” guy
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
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Saturday Night Live cast member Kenan Thompson dropped by and talked about landing his SNL gig. It wasn’t easy. Kenan said most of the people auditioning were standup comics, and he isn’t one. Kenan is more of a comic actor than a comedian. So when he performed for the SNL suits, in front of a live audience [...]
Continue reading...Lisa Ann plugs “Real Touch” sex toy – she bangs like Sarah Palin
Thursday, December 3, 2009
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Porn star Lisa Ann, who “portrayed” Sarah Palin in the Who’s Nailin’ Paylin porno, dropped by to promote the Real Touch digital sex toy. Howard called it a hotdog bun that you stick your dick in. “I’ll be honest with you,” said Howard, “I’ll put my penis in a real hotdog bun.” But it’s more “high-tech” than [...]
Continue reading...Taylor Vixen wins the “Penthouse Pet Pageant” – fuck her and be mean to her
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Today, three Penthouse Pets competed in a battle of wits and tits, but only after a brief delay for costume changes, which aggravated Will. First up, was Veronica Ricci, a smoking hot redhead. Howard asked, “Do you have fire in the hole?” She said sometimes. Veronica is fully shaved. Hot! Veronica admitted she is a little nervous [...]
Continue reading...Daniel Carver’s son busted for “nigger crimes” – no Hispanic kid in the family
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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Howard called up Daniel to get an update on his son Daniel Carver, Jr., who was arrested for possession of methamphetamine and aggravated assault. Daniel blamed the blacks for drugs and meth, and called that part of his son’s charges “nigger crimes.” And Daniel doesn’t think his son will get a fair trial, because no one would [...]
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- Jabba the Rush in serious condition – "rushed" to the hospital
- Artie tries to kill himself - our Artie is still the greatest
- Gabourey Sidibe is fat and needs help - major media backlash against Howard
- Big fatso Rush Limbaugh's shitty TV feed
- Howard rips Stern Fan Network, again
- Management tells Artie to stay home - he might be in trouble -- UPDATE --
- Stern Show Blog is nearing 1,000 Twitter followers
- The Who stink up the Super Bowl - halftime show from hell
- Artie's court date set for September 30th
- The "skinny" on Artie - it's a family matter
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- Ronald: 'Fuck that, for $15,000 I want a girl’s tongue bur...
- Gerald "Gerry" Pugliese: Ha! Actually its good practice. I have to remember...
- IloveBlackWang: "Her association with Oprah Winfrey will be an ass...
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
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