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The Hello Kitty is strong with this one – maybe it’s Ralph
It really could be Ralph in there. Darth Kitty certainly looks half nerd, half homo. But Ralph or not, it makes you wonder how much brain damage it takes to dress up like that. Fail indeed. Via LOL Pix.
Continue reading...Howard sounds ready to retire – “I think I’m done!”
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Howard touched on his future again, but he didn’t give a definitive answer. “I really do believe I’m at the end of the road,” says Howard, “I think I’m done.” Howard is ready to stay home, sleep in, play chess, and stare at the wall all day. But Ralph doesn’t think so, telling Howard, “I think you’d like [...]
Continue reading...Howard says Super Bowl parties are stupid – so are Gary’s stools
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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Howard doesn’t like Super Bowl parties, especially if Fred is throwing it. “I don’t want to sit there with you, it’s scary,” barked Howard, “It can’t be fun.” Howard’s being gay about this. Go wash your pussy! “I don’t like sitting there with a bunch of guys watching the broadcast,” says Howard. Howard’s bitch Ralph agreed. Shocking! Both fags don’t [...]
Continue reading...“Gadget Gary’s” swastika medallion – “Gadget Ralph” knows more
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Howard finally turned his guns towards Gary’s appearance on Geraldo at Large. “Hey Gary, what’s the best gadget to play solitaire on?” Howard asked. It was revealed today that Baba Brainless shockingly wins computer solitaire 80% of the time. Howard isn’t surprised that the Gadget Gary title stuck. If you give yourself a title, sooner or later [...]
Continue reading...Howard rips Ralph about New Year’s – Ralph and booze don’t mix
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Howard finally talked about the big fuck up Ralph pulled over holiday vacation that pissed him off. Turns out—surprise, surprise—Ralph was acting like an asshole, this time at Howard’s New Year’s Eve get-together, which included the likes of Rob Zombie and Jimmy Kimmel. “I wanted Ralph there, because I knew he would be alone on New Year’s [...]
Continue reading...Ralph is the tyrant of “Geek Time” – has a man crush on James Cameron
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Ralph isn’t gay, but he is for James Cameron, apparently. If Ralph can’t have him, no one can. A few weeks ago, last minute, James Cameron, director of Avatar, was available to be interviewed for Geek Time; Ralph and Jon Hein’s show. But Ralph couldn’t do it. “It’s the one day he’s got to be at your [...]
Continue reading...Tracy says Benjy was “fingering” his girlfriend at the holiday party
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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The Millman-nator still insists Benjy was fondling his kooky girlfriend at Howard’s holiday party, so on The Wrap-up Show yesterday, she thrashed him. Benjy can deny it, but Tracy doesn’t believe him, multiple credible sources told her it was going on. Who is she going to believe, them or the Benjy vortex? She shouted, “Women that I [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Scientists say there is no “G-spot.” Ralph is a fuck when he drinks. NBA players have a gun fight.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Experts now say the “G-spot” doesn’t exist. The whole thing is bizarre. “I think [girls] look at you like a creep,” he said, “It’s a little invasive.” Washington Wizards’ Gilbert Arenas—Howard remarked, “Penis?”—and Javaris Crittenton pulled guns on each other in the locker [...]
Continue reading...Howard, Imus, Trump all carry guns
Monday, December 28, 2009
Howard is one of 36,040 permit holders for handguns in New York City. Other celebrities include Donald Trump, dick head Imus, Harvey Keitel, Sean Hannity, Pat Cooper, Martha Stewart’s daughter Alexis, and Mets David Wright, Carlos Delgado, and Lee Mazzilli. If you were a Met, you’d need a gun too. Oh the shame. Howard has mentioned his guns [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload! Nelson Mandela to fight Spider-Man. Emailers hate the Kardashians. Chuck Zito likes his ass licked.
Friday, December 11, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Howard doesn’t care about the new movie Invictus with Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela. But if Nelson Mandela fought Spider-Man, he’d go see that. Better yet, if [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Howard said its “okay” to drink the booze. Tiger would be a “fool” to do Oprah. Richard was sober this weekend.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Ralph still denies stealing the alcohol from Howard’s bar, sort of. He swears Howard told him it was okay to drink it when he was doing Super [...]
Continue reading...Ralph can’t work 10 minutes – “Geek Time” cancelled
Monday, December 7, 2009
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Howard wants Ralph to drop by his apartment for an extra 10 minutes each week to straighten up his clothes closet. But Ralph doesn’t want to do it. He was aggravated when he came over. “He’s putting up a struggle,” Howard kvetched, “Like a tiger trapped in a cage.” Gary said Ralph spends too much time with Geek [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. Ralph might be stealing the booze. Play whack pack songs on Coffee House.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
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A lot of shit happens on the show, you can’t cover everything! So each day, SternShowBlog breaks down all the cool stuff I missed from yesterday’s show. Hey now! Howard is pissed at Rosa Parks. She stole the idea not to move to the back of the bus from a woman named Claudette Colvin. Claudette did [...]
Continue reading...Thanksgiving with Sour Shoes – Langford’s on the scene
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
In what can only be described as Stockholm syndrome, intrepid reporter and victim of Sour Shoes’ pranks, Steve Langford, visits the scene of the crime where Sour barraged him with 300 phony phone calls, and bonds with the wacky whack packer. So don’t forget tomorrow, Howard 101 will air the Sour Shoes Thanksgiving Special at 3PM [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Howard wants to dress in black, always. Wheels won’t pay up. Ellen DeGeneres really wants a cock.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard hated the outfit Ralph picked out for him. It was red, yellow, and horrible. “Like a Halloween costume [...]
Continue reading...Medicated Pete blows it with Dynah – next up, Wendy the Retard
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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Pete shit the bed yesterday. His date with cute wheelchair chick Dynah was a disaster. Dynah struggled to get through it. Pete didn’t do much talking. Instead, he was more consumed with his cheeseburger, which due to the Tourette’s, ended up all over the place. Howard played tape, and there was lots of excruciating silence, with poor [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Artie wanted Clint Eastwood to hit him. Ralph is a big gay paradox. “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” is hysterical.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie said on the Warner Brothers’ lot Clint Eastwood used to whip around in his golf cart from set [...]
Continue reading...Dinner with the boys – Gary’s teeth annihilate shrimp
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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Gary, Howard, Artie and fucking Ralph went out to eat yesterday, so the ball-busting was in full effect this morning. Surprise-surprise, Gary got hit the hardest. Howard ordered some rock shrimp for the table and observed the horror of Gary’s choppers in their natural environment, saying, “The shrimp actually started shaking in the plate when they [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Howard “sexts” with Beth. Robin’s boyfriend beats her up. Bubba posts a naked picture of Heather.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard tried “sexting” with Beth this weekend. It didn’t work out. Every picture of his penis and his body [...]
Continue reading...Thursday’s show overload! J.D. really is “Napoleon Dynamite.” Robin is “best dressed” of 2009. Boys’ Night Out is a disaster.
Friday, September 18, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! J.D. admitted he hates studio tours. He said he doesn’t know how to interact with people. It doesn’t help [...]
Continue reading...Ralph says Sandra’s threesome story isn’t true
Monday, September 14, 2009
Show homo, and Howard’s belly shaver, Ralph broke his silence about Sandra Bernhard’s shocking revelation that she and her girl friend had sex with him. Sandra claims Ralph came out to California and during a night of boozing gave Sandra oral and banged her girlfriend. Everyone was floored. Ralph was listening to show while visiting his mother [...]
Continue reading...Thursday – show overload! Robin lies about her age. Howard almost wears panties. Wendy the Retard game sucked. America’s worst laugh.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
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Everyday SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I didn’t blog about. Hey now! Howard’s mom tried to make him wear her underwear to school. He was 13 years old and didn’t have any clean underwear because all of his had doodie streaks. Howard’s mom had huge panties. He said, “My mom’s panties could [...]
Continue reading...Monday – show overload! Howard says his mom is like the Borg. Ben Stern thinks Rush Limbaugh is un-American. Gary’s beard is still horrible.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Yeah, I thought I could do it once a week, but its way too much for one day. So everyday SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I didn’t blog about. Hey now! Howard said he thinks about the Borg from Star Trek a lot, saying the brainwashing the cyborgs endure is similar to [...]
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