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Auto-tune doesn’t help Howard sing – Scott the Engineer fucks up again
Howard fired up the auto-tuner today. It didn’t work. Howard still sounded like shit. “There’s no effect on here, Scott you fucker!” Howard yelled, “Scott just wasted thousands of dollars!” Howard tried singing “Purple Rain” with auto-tune, but he sounded as horrible as ever, no difference. “We set it to the setting that were recommended for that effect,” [...]
Continue reading...Reporter makes doodie in her pants on camera
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Here’s the clip of a reporter taking a shit in her pants and making big nasty stain. Howard called it “horrifying” and he said it looks like she is interviewing Scott the Engineer. Das doodie!
Continue reading...Scott the Engineer is calm and bald like Buddha – no more ranting
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
On her show, Tracy ripped Scott the Engineer for being a lazy fuck and not a team player. But when Scott called in to defend himself, he stayed calm and didn’t explode. Howard was impressed. Scott’s not exactly known for keeping his cool. “Get out of my face!” “How did you remain so calm during that?” Howard asked [...]
Continue reading...Howard to take over “American Idol” – he wouldn’t confirm or deny it
Monday, February 8, 2010
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Howard didn’t clear up the American Idol chatter. Is he going to replace Simon Cowell or not? Who the fuck knows! “I’m not really going to comment on discussions I might or might not have had,” Howard said, “If I told you half the shit I get offered your head would spin.” But Howard would make a great [...]
Continue reading...Howard will keep Scott the Engineer’s plug – Scott’s a jealous angry man
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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The plugs are getting out of control again, especially the one for Scott the Engineer’s son’s band. Not to mention Benjy’s stupid plug. “What the fuck,” Howard bitched, “Is Fred’s aunt having a bake sale next week!” Scott’s plug has been running for three months now. So Howard asked, “Has anything happened since you’ve been plugging this for three [...]
Continue reading...“Shitter Gate” is on – someone left doodie on the floor
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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Robin told Howard someone took a shit on the floor in the guest bathroom; a tiny ball of feces. “Is it still around? Maybe we can do a DNA test,” asked Richard. “I would love to do a DNA test,” Howard insisted, “I would love to know who shit on the floor.” Too bad the turd had already [...]
Continue reading...JD is Scott the Engineer’s new boss – has the “power” to fire him
Monday, January 25, 2010
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“Media Producer” JD was slow with the clips this morning, specifically Conan’s last show diatribe. Howard blames JD’s happy pills. “JD went on this medication, he used to have everything for me,” Howard bitched. JD needs help. So Howard wants Scott the Engineer to help, since Scott does nothing all morning. “This Scott the Engineer’s got a cush [...]
Continue reading...Greg Fitzsimmons is going bald – doesn’t like thin Scott the Engineer
Thursday, January 14, 2010
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A balding Greg Fitzsimmons was in studio today. “I don’t know if you notice, my hair is beginning thin to out, just on the top,” Greg complained to Howard. “When you have male pattern baldness, you have to pray that it’s a good pattern,” Robin snickered. Howard said, “You should just shave your whole head.” But Greg didn’t [...]
Continue reading...Hijinx at the Jon Hein Bar Mitzvah – Richard drinks, Tim eats, Sal fucks with Gary
Monday, January 11, 2010
Jon Hein’s daughter’s Bat Mitzvah was this weekend, and lots of the Stern crew attended, but not Howard. Everybody behaved—no Sal panty-sniffing—but plenty of shit still went down, like Sal fucking with Gary, turning off the televisions playing the Jets game. Howard explained, “Sal took it upon himself that whenever Gary was watching the game, Sal would [...]
Continue reading...Scott fucks up the “Homeless Game” – he hates Howard’s hair
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
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Howard tried to play the “Homeless Game” today, with a homeless woman who claimed she was a lawyer, judge, doctor, and a nurse. But Scott the Engineer fucked it up. “I don’t think this is set up right Gary,” Howard said. “Scott’s going to come in,” Gary replied, “He didn’t put the cue button on the CD player.” Howard [...]
Continue reading...History of Howard Stern – Jackie puppet is born, Howard saves a jumper, Jackie sells everything, Scott’s got “Brown Fingers”
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
“I’m a hero! Call the newspapers Gary,” exclaimed Howard, “This is my moment. I have been waiting twenty years for this!” That was Howard’s reaction to saving one of his “Hispanic brothers” from jumping off the George Washington Bridge. All part of today’s History of Howard Stern, plus Howard getting George Pataki elected Governor of New York, [...]
Continue reading...Quick bullets: Elin needs to fuck. Scott the Engineer hates Howard. Red Peters’s Christmas.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! To get back at Tiger, Howard thinks Elin needs some new dick. “Elin should go fuck her brains out,” he said, “The best revenge is fucking guys.” And Howard revealed the “Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant” is taking shape, saying, “This is going [...]
Continue reading...Scott the Engineer fails again – screws up “John’s happy face”
Thursday, December 3, 2009
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Howard wanted to play a new Dan the Song Parody Man song for John Stamos today, but Scott the Engineer forgot to put it up. So Howard went off. “That mother fucker! I was going to play it all morning,” he shouted, “Can we fire Scott already?” “I think he got caught up with Roll Call,” explained [...]
Continue reading...D.J. Scott in full effect – black cloud hits Las Vegas
Thursday, November 5, 2009
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Howard played clips of Scott the Engineer’s guest disc-jockey spot at Pure night club in Las Vegas. It was horrible. Howard called Pure, “Pure Hell.” People asked, “Hey isn’t that Uncle Fester from The Addams Family?” “Can he put a light bulb in his mouth?” Robin added. So the ball-busting commenced. Fred, as Scott, yelled, “Party like you have [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! Artie can’t figure out the “intra-net.” King of All Blacks turns his zygote into a girl. Howard proves he is stupid.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie can’t use the internet. He tried to check the Yankees score online, but typing in MLB.com, somehow brought [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! Howard and Beth have words. Most people think Howard killed Anna Nicole Smith. No standup debut for Eric the Midget.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard and Beth went to a surprise birthday party for Richie Notar from Nobu. So he was out very [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload! George and Brad win “The Newlywed Game.” Tourette’s intern Pete can’t get laid. Jackie Puppet calls Jackie’s Joke Hunt.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! George and Brad won The Newlywed Game on Tuesday. George was boasting about it, but he admitted the questions [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday’s show overload! George to wrestle William Shatner. Eric the Midget sees Beth in Las Vegas. Howard hates Rush Limbaugh.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard asked George if he would fight William Shatner. George said he would do it for charity, but he [...]
Continue reading...Monday’s show overload! Jimmy Kimmel says Fred isn’t all knowing. Scott the Engineer to guest DJ in Vegas. Brent goes ape shit.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Jimmy Kimmel said Fred isn’t as smart as everyone thinks. Jimmy claims Fred gets a lot of stuff wrong, [...]
Continue reading...Robin “investigating” ways to lose weight – has magic beads taped to her head — UPDATE –
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
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A caller said his wife saw Robin at a clinic in New Jersey where people looking to lose weight get beads taped behind their ears. It took two seconds for Robin to confirm she does have lucky charms glued to the back of her head. So she jumped out of her booth to show Howard. Howard thinks [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday’s show overload: Scott the Engineer doesn’t have a will. Robin has a gun rack full of vibrators. Steven Spielberg taps Eric the Midget.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Scott the Engineer doesn’t have a will. Howard tore into him. He chastised Scott for not handling his affairs. [...]
Continue reading...Scott the Engineer, DJ to the stars – “I am irrelevant”
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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Party maestro Scott the Engineer talked more about his past life as a DJ today. On The Wrap-up Show yesterday, he admitted it’s the worst job ever and five years ago he put away his equipment and hasn’t picked it up since, but said if the price is right he’d come out of “retirement.” Then Doug Goodstein [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday – show overload! Scott DePace not into Sarah Palin. Howard is worried about Gary’s dentist. Ronnie represents the lollipop guild.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
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Everyday SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I didn’t blog about. Hey now! Sarah Palin could be the Republican candidate for president in 2012, but token conservative Scott DePace said he won’t vote for her and wants her to go away. His overlord Rush Limbaugh immediately dispatched the flying monkeys. Everyone is still worked [...]
Continue reading...Scott the engineer screws up again – this time the Mike Walker game
Thursday, August 13, 2009
They do the Mike Walker gossip game every week—like clockwork—but today the ever-bald Scott the engineer couldn’t get it right. Howard got pissed. Will said he assumed since they do it every week, Scott could handle it. Right away Howard said, “Don’t assume Scott knows anything…Scott is not professional.” Howard thinks since Scott knows he won’t [...]
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