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Robin sexes it up – she wants to bang Howard

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Robin whored it up today. The studio was abuzz about her short skirt and hooker boots. “You’re a whole sexpot this morning,” says Howard, “Everyone is commenting on your look, and they like it.” Robin replied, “Well, it’s nice to be considered sexy.” Howard thinks Robin is just dolling herself up for him. They’re hanging out tonight. “I thought [...]

Jesse Ventura wants more gays in the military

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Governor Jesse Ventura stopped by today. Jesse is always a topnotch guest. He’s super interesting. Howard asked Jesse how he feels about gays in the military. For a big tough macho guy, Jesse is very liberal on it. “How dare us not allow gay people to serve their country,” he told Howard, “We are not the ‘Hetero [...]

Lady Gaga’s lobster head – it’s getting “desperate”

Monday, March 1, 2010

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Here’s Lady Gaga and her lobster hat. I want whatever drugs she’s on. Howard think it’s sad. “It’s getting a little desperate with the outfits,” he said, “Maybe tone it down a little bit.” Via Celebrity-Gossip.net.

“Zoolander” sequel getting fast tracked – gasoline fight!

Monday, March 1, 2010

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No “eugoogly” needed for the Zoolander franchise. A sequel to the 2001 film is in the works and being quickly moved into production. Ben Stiller is set to return and Super Bad’s Jonah Hill is in talks to be the villain, but no word if Owen Wilson will reprise his role as “Hansel.” “You is talking loco [...]

Howard goes from “shock jock” to gay “scarf jock”

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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That’s it. Howard might really be gay; belly shaving, man purse, and now scarves. A caller pointed out Howard’s latest “fashion” accessory today. “I’ve been wearing a scarf almost everyday, and it feels great,” Madame Howard announced. According to GQ magazine, scarves are all the rage. “I would like all workers here to wear scarves,” says Howard, “It [...]

Tony Kornheiser gets suspended for calling Hannah Storm “horrifying”

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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Ha! Poor Tony, ESPN punished him for saying SportsCenter anchor Hannah Storm’s attire is “horrifying” and she dresses too young. On his radio show last week, Tony said, “She’s got on red go-go boots and a Catholic-school plaid skirt…way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now…She looks like she has [...]

Ronnie’s beard is rusting – he dyes it with “Agent Orange”

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

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Ronnie’s beard is getting freaky. He’s gone berserk with the Just for Mund–err, Just for Men. “It’s very odd,” says Robin, “Its red in the middle and gray in the edges.” Howard said Ronnie’s rusting. “Looks like he was bobbing for apples in tomato soup,” joked Fred, “It looks disturbing.” So Ronnie rushed into the studio. Ha! An old man [...]

Chaunce Hayden has “proof” Howard wears a wig

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

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Chaunce “Love Me Daddy” Hayden is trying to get Howard’s attention again. This time claiming proof-positive that Howard wears a wig. His evidence? That photo of pictures hanging on the wall at Farrell Hair Systems in New York City. A system? Like Bobo? Mind you, this is coming from Chaunce Hayden, the same guy who got bad back [...]

Howard gets manicures – but it’s a fucking secret

Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Howard and Beth had a major marital problem. Howard wasn’t filing his nails properly. “Beth was complaining about my nails so bad, that it was interfering with our love making,” said Howard, “We get intimate, into some of these private areas, and I was scratching her up.” So he did the manly thing. He hired a manicurist. “I [...]

Greg Fitzsimmons is going bald – doesn’t like thin Scott the Engineer

Thursday, January 14, 2010

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A balding Greg Fitzsimmons was in studio today. “I don’t know if you notice, my hair is beginning thin to out, just on the top,” Greg complained to Howard. “When you have male pattern baldness, you have to pray that it’s a good pattern,” Robin snickered. Howard said, “You should just shave your whole head.” But Greg didn’t [...]

JD and Ashley Dupre, a match made in bizzaro heaven

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

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“We sort of made a preliminary date,” says JD; sounds like pre-promotion. Yesterday, show nerd JD gave ex-hooker Ashley Dupre his “media producer” business card, plus he wrote his cell phone number on it–lucky her. Howard played tape of the actual exchange. Surprisingly, it wasn’t a total train wreck. “Very smooth, it’s smooth for JD,” replied Howard, “It [...]

Quick bullets: Charlie Murphy’s wife dies. Lisa G. won’t dress sexy. Tim is devouring coffee cake.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

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Real fast, here’s some more shit that went down on the show. Hey now! Charlie Murphy’s wife passed away. Howard said Charlie is a great guest. He’s impressed Charlie made it on his own, and is now more than just Eddie Murphy’s brother. “Cha-lee Murphy!” Howard couldn’t believe it. A new iPhone app let’s you text and [...]

Howard gets shrapnel on “Family Feud” – he’s an ugly guy

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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Howard got hit with a cheap shot on Family Feud, by some old crow. The host, John O’Hurley, asked this question. “Name a rich man that proves money doesn’t always make you better looking?” One of the contestants, she sounded like a crusty old spinster, shrieked, “Howard Stern.” That bummed Howard out. “It’s true, but you don’t want to [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard wants to dress in black, always. Wheels won’t pay up. Ellen DeGeneres really wants a cock.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard hated the outfit Ralph picked out for him. It was red, yellow, and horrible. “Like a Halloween costume [...]

Battle of the camel toes – who snatched the patent — UPDATE –

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

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Two yentas sparred over camel toe concealing underwear today. Treger, maker of CamelAmmo, claims Shannon, mastermind manufacturer of Camelflage, stole her idea. But Shannon says she searched for similar products online, before launching her “company,” and she didn’t find any competitors. However, Treger insists Shannon didn’t do her due diligence, so Shannon did not discover CamelAmmo, but [...]

Andre Agassi’s fucked up hair

Monday, November 9, 2009

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Baba Booey liked the 60 Minutes piece on ex-tennis star Andre Agassi. In this clip, Andre talks about his horrible hair-weave going berserk during the 1990 French Open. His conditioner caused it to fall apart before the match, so his brother had to scramble for bobby pins to keep it together. Andre was terrified during [...]

Howard goes to vote – needs a better disguise

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

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Howard went to vote yesterday for New York’s mayoral election. He didn’t want to, but his dad beat into him the importance of voting, so he’d feel guilty not to. But Howard gets self-conscious going outside. People recognize him, even when he wears a hat and puts is hair up. Robin says its because he’s so [...]

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie can’t figure out the “intra-net.” King of All Blacks turns his zygote into a girl. Howard proves he is stupid.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Artie can’t use the internet. He tried to check the Yankees score online, but typing in MLB.com, somehow brought [...]

Howard boldly goes – dons his spacesuit

Monday, November 2, 2009

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Howard put on his astronaut helmet. He sounded muffled until he flipped the visor up. He didn’t like it, but thinks he might wear it during interviews. If guests ask why, he’ll say, “This is how I grew up, I grew up on the moon.” Howard liked how it covered up all his flaws, like Imus’s cowboy [...]

Lindsay Lohan skanks out for her new line of leggings

Friday, October 30, 2009

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She might be a half-lesbo, drugged up train wreck, but if you have a dick—probably even a pussy too—you’d bang the crap out of Lindsay Lohan. So go on, have fun with this promotional photo for her new brand of leggings, called 6126. Train wreck is a dating requirement for me, that and good credit, so [...]

The empress’s new do – Robin gets a haircut

Thursday, October 29, 2009

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Howard noticed right away Lady Quiver’s changed her look—that’s not it in the picture—she doesn’t have any more “Jennifer Aniston” hair in her face. Robin goes to a special beauty parlor to get dolled up. It’s a “black” place. Howard said it’s probably very spiritual, and carries on like a black church. “Do they sing when they [...]

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard and Beth have words. Most people think Howard killed Anna Nicole Smith. No standup debut for Eric the Midget.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard and Beth went to a surprise birthday party for Richie Notar from Nobu. So he was out very [...]

Howard has a “Miami Vice” beard – Beth thinks it’s sexy

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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Howard changed up his look a little bit with some new facial hair. It looks like a 5 o’clock shadow Miami Vice beard. He doesn’t shave any more, just buzzes it down. Howard insisted Beth says it’s hot. Lisa G., who is desperately in love with Howard, thinks its sexy too. Artie called it very rock & roll. But [...]

Thursday’s show overload! J.D. really is “Napoleon Dynamite.” Robin is “best dressed” of 2009. Boys’ Night Out is a disaster.

Friday, September 18, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! J.D. admitted he hates studio tours. He said he doesn’t know how to interact with people. It doesn’t help [...]

Perez Hilton got sucker punched – doesn’t take it up the butt

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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The self-proclaimed Queen of All Media talked about his fight with Will.i.am. Will.i.am’s manger punched him because Perez made bad comments about fellow Black Eyed Pea Fergie on his blog and blew off Fergie at an industry party. Perez said he was sucker punched and it certainly looks like it in this leaked photo of the [...]

Grandpa Booey’s new beard, everyone thinks it’s horrible — UPDATE –

Monday, August 10, 2009

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In what can only be described as a last-ditch attempt to hide his monstrous lips and teeth, Gary grew a beard. Howard and Robin hated it right from the start. As you can see, Baba Booey’s beard is all gray—I guess we can call him Ga Ga Gray Beard—Howard said he looks Arabic and that he’d [...]

G is for Robin's enormous knockers!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

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Robin may be slimming down and getting smaller, but her luscious brown mounds are fighting back! Even her breast reduction surgery wasn’t enough to stop them. And today, Robin said she went in for a professional bra fitting and the second the boobie expert looked at her rack, she insisted that Robin is not a 36 [...]

Howard and Imus in the same studio…

Friday, July 10, 2009

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Here’s Howard back in his NBC days and—much to his chagrin —in this clip, fellow WNBC “superstar” Don Imus pays him a visit. It’s amazing, even back then Imus was barely coherent. Oh, and thank goodness Howard changed his look—freaky. Wow, that studio was a dump and you can see Howard is totally forcing himself to [...]

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Robin sexes it up – she wants to bang Howard

Jesse Ventura wants more gays in the military

Lady Gaga’s lobster head – it’s getting “desperate”

“Zoolander” sequel getting fast tracked – gasoline fight!

Howard goes from “shock jock” to gay “scarf jock”

Tony Kornheiser gets suspended for calling Hannah Storm “horrifying”

Ronnie’s beard is rusting – he dyes it with “Agent Orange”

Chaunce Hayden has “proof” Howard wears a wig

Howard gets manicures – but it’s a fucking secret

Greg Fitzsimmons is going bald – doesn’t like thin Scott the Engineer

JD and Ashley Dupre, a match made in bizzaro heaven

Quick bullets: Charlie Murphy’s wife dies. Lisa G. won’t dress sexy. Tim is devouring coffee cake.

Howard gets shrapnel on “Family Feud” – he’s an ugly guy

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard wants to dress in black, always. Wheels won’t pay up. Ellen DeGeneres really wants a cock.

Battle of the camel toes – who snatched the patent — UPDATE –

Andre Agassi’s fucked up hair

Howard goes to vote – needs a better disguise

Tuesday’s show overload! Artie can’t figure out the “intra-net.” King of All Blacks turns his zygote into a girl. Howard proves he is stupid.

Howard boldly goes – dons his spacesuit

Lindsay Lohan skanks out for her new line of leggings

The empress’s new do – Robin gets a haircut

Wednesday’s show overload! Howard and Beth have words. Most people think Howard killed Anna Nicole Smith. No standup debut for Eric the Midget.

Howard has a “Miami Vice” beard – Beth thinks it’s sexy

Thursday’s show overload! J.D. really is “Napoleon Dynamite.” Robin is “best dressed” of 2009. Boys’ Night Out is a disaster.

Perez Hilton got sucker punched – doesn’t take it up the butt

Grandpa Booey’s new beard, everyone thinks it’s horrible — UPDATE –

G is for Robin's enormous knockers!

Howard and Imus in the same studio…

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