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Christians told to boycott Glenn Beck – Howard catches shrapnel too

Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Whacko Washington, D.C. evangelical “leader” Jim Wallis is calling upon Christians to stop watching morning zookeeper Glenn Beck. Because Glenn “McCarthy” Beck has urged religious nuts to leave the parish if they find terms like “social justice” in their church’s rhetoric. Glenn claims that’s a code word for Communism and Nazism. Wow! You usually have to pay [...]

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“Girl on Stern Photoshop Contest” – put Robin on the Sybian

Friday, March 5, 2010

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Sara over at Girl On Stern is up to shenanigans. Sara’s up to no good and she wants your help. She’s holding a “Girl On Stern Photoshop Contest.” It’s simple, just Photoshop Lady Quivers mounting and riding the Sybian—best “artistic expression” wins! So head over to Girl On Stern for more details. The winner gets a brand new [...]

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Riley Steele fucks and sucks as a teenager – Tracy Morgan works the Sybian — UPDATE — free trial to RileySteele.com

Thursday, February 25, 2010

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Porn star Riley Steele was in studio today. Gary fell in love with her. “Most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in porn,” he said. Everyone thought she was good looking enough to be a real model. But Howard thinks she’s perfect for porn. “It’s smart,” he insisted, “She’s going to be the top porn girl.” And Riley was [...]

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Howard does Rosie – but Rosie won’t do the “Sym-bian”

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

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Fifteen years ago, Howard going on Rosie O’Donnell’s would have been impossible. He used to call her a “pumpkin head.” But today, Howard doing Rosie was as easy as walking down the hall. “Rosie O’Donnell is doing her show that airs on Stars channel at 10AM, she’s doing it from a studio here, right next to where they [...]

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Who is the saddest virgin – Kayden Kross rocks the Sybian

Thursday, December 10, 2009

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Porn star Kayden Kross and AVN’s Paul Fishbein were in studio today to vote for the “world’s saddest virgin.” Right away, Howard was taken with Kayden. “I think you’re too good looking for porn,” he said. “But I like my porn career,” Hayden replied. Porn is great for Kayden. She has real orgasms in all her videos, and [...]

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Lisa Ann plugs “Real Touch” sex toy – she bangs like Sarah Palin

Thursday, December 3, 2009

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Porn star Lisa Ann, who “portrayed” Sarah Palin in the Who’s Nailin’ Paylin porno, dropped by to promote the Real Touch digital sex toy. Howard called it a hotdog bun that you stick your dick in. “I’ll be honest with you,” said Howard, “I’ll put my penis in a real hotdog bun.” But it’s more “high-tech” than [...]

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Thursday’s show overload! Howard doesn’t fart anymore. Rosie gets her Sybian. “Pig Virus” fucks up radio, again.

Friday, November 6, 2009

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A lot of stuff happens on the Stern Show. It’s hard to cover it all! So every day SternShowBlog will sum up all the cool stuff I couldn’t get to from the previous day’s show. Here goes! Howard said he stopped eating as much, so now he doesn’t make doodie everyday, and he doesn’t fart. It’s [...]

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Miss Howard TV’s pussy is broken – Sybian maker says it’s her brain

Friday, October 23, 2009

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Paulina Sherwood, the reigning Miss Howard TV, can’t have an orgasm. She never has, not even the Sybian could make her bust a nut. In a tweet, Paulina told me she didn’t feel a thing. If you remember, Howard got her on the Sybian, after her creepy father said it was okay. Paulina squatted on it, but [...]

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Cami Parker would fuck a Martian over a black guy – calls sybian “electric daddy”

Thursday, October 22, 2009

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Bunny Ranch girl Cami Parker was in studio today, and told Howard she decided to become a hooker after watching The Tyra Banks Show. Tyra had girls from the Bunny Ranch on, and Cami knew right away this was her calling. Howard said, “Too bad you didn’t watch the Tyra Show on mathematicians.” Artie said the Bunny Ranch [...]

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New Miss Howard TV Paulina Sherwood never had an orgasm — UPDATE — her dad wants her to ride the sybian

Thursday, October 15, 2009

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New Miss Howard TV Paulina Sherwood may be smoking hot, but she isn’t into sex, saying, “I’m probably the least sexual person you’ll ever meet.” Plus she doesn’t masturbate and has never had an orgasm. Paulina tried playing with herself once, but nothing happened. She doesn’t sound all that into men, complaining that guys smell and [...]

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