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Robin tweets from Guatemala – no ransom notes yet
As we speak, Robin is in the taint of the earth, Guatemala, “saving girls” in the third world country. And Mother Teresa Quivers has been squawking—err, tweeting—the whole time. “Hi all. Just entered main street in Panajachil. It’s a lovely day in Guatemala. Let’s see if we can’t help the economy,” Robin tweeted on Wednesday. To pull a [...]
Continue reading...Britain is shipping 42 million condoms to South Africa, for the World Cup
Thursday, March 11, 2010
To help stop the spread of HIV during the World Cup, Great Britain is sending 42 million condoms to South Africa. That’s $1.5 million worth of rubbers. Sounds like the World Cup of cock! In South Africa, it’s estimated that 5.7 million people have HIV. That’s one in every five adults, with 1,400 new cases of the [...]
Continue reading...Robin is off to Guatemala next week – rest in peace — UPDATE — Robin’s new charity website
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Steve Langford reported that Lady Quivers embarks on her United Nations peacekeeping mission in Guatemala this weekend. “Nice knowing you!” Howard exclaimed. Robin is going on an eight day tour. But she won’t be with living amongst the dregs of society. Steve revealed Robin will be staying at upscale hotels. “I guess you don’t care about me,” says [...]
Continue reading...Crazy jogging prank – oh those kooky Germans
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
So awesome! These crafty Germans dug a big hole in the middle of a jogging trail, filled it with water, covered it with leaves, and caught all the chaos on tape. The bike riders at the end are the best. Too bad you can’t see the unsuspecting victims kicking the shit out of the pranksters off [...]
Continue reading...European Poker Tour gets robbed – caught live on tape
Sunday, March 7, 2010
On Saturday, armed robbers carrying Kalashnikov assault rifles, hand grenades, and knives, hit the European Poker Tour at the Grand Hyatt hotel in central Berlin. A lot of it was aired live, and caught on tape. Here you can see poker players and spectators hitting the dirt. It’s pretty wild. This is why I don’t gamble. And [...]
Continue reading...Tsunami to hit Hawaii – following Chile earthquake
Saturday, February 27, 2010
After Chile was hit with a devastating 8.8 magnitude earthquake, leaving 147 and counting dead, aftershocks are sending a tsunami towards Hawaii. Officials have already sounded the alarm and are urging people living near the coast to evacuate. Honolulu residents have begun raiding supermarkets for water, canned goods, and batteries. Others are lining up to fill their [...]
Continue reading...Gaddafi wants jihad against Switzerland – he doesn’t like their cheese
Friday, February 26, 2010
Libyan “leader” Muammar Gaddafi is calling for Muslims to wage holy war on Switzerland. Gaddafi, who is single handily trying to bring back lady’s pill box hats, is still pissed at Switzerland for arresting his son Hannibal “Spanky” Gaddafi in Geneva in 2008 for allegedly beating two servants at a luxury hotel. Last year, Swiss citizens backed [...]
Continue reading...Anti-smoking ads look like blow job ads – pisses people off
Friday, February 26, 2010
That’s how France discourages smoking. Its slogan reads, “Smoking is being a slave to tobacco.” More like, “I’m a back alley hooker who forgot to take the cigarette out of my mouth before I started sucking your cock. So don’t smoke cock. Uh, I mean cigarettes.” And the advertisers are unabashed. It’s supposed to look like oral [...]
Continue reading...Organic butcher shop wants to sponsor Sussy’s “hippie bullshit”
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Homegrown Meats, a supplier of grass-fed meat, in La Jolla, California wants to help Howard TV lighting guy Sussy on his cross-country bike ride to promote sustainable farming. Sussy’s trip also includes peddling through foreign countries, so of course Howard thinks he’s insane. “I’d sit you down and say this is a bunch of hippie bullshit,” Howard [...]
Continue reading...Reporter makes doodie in her pants on camera
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Here’s the clip of a reporter taking a shit in her pants and making big nasty stain. Howard called it “horrifying” and he said it looks like she is interviewing Scott the Engineer. Das doodie!
Continue reading...Howard TV’s Sussy will bike ride to his death
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Howard TV lighting guy Sussy is about to embark on a journey; bike riding across the world to promote sustainable farming—or some bullshit. He’s 25 years old and will be walking away from his job for three years to do this. Fail! “I’d sit you down and say this is a bunch of hippie bullshit,” snapped Howard, [...]
Continue reading...“We Are The World” redux – official music video
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Here’s the Haiti version of “We Are The World.” It starts at the 1:15 mark, so you can skip past all the Jamie Foxx bullshit. And its painfully obvious people like Pink and Miley Cyrus are pretty talent-less when in the presence of real singers. And it’s pretty funny to see old Tony Bennett standing in [...]
Continue reading...World’s strongest beer – “Sink the Bismarck”
Monday, February 22, 2010
Fuck Budweiser! Man up and get a hold of this shit. Made by BrewDog in Scotland, “Sink the Bismarck” is the new world’s strongest beer. It’s got 41% alcohol by volume. I think that’s 82 proof! That’s no joke. Artie’s favorite—uh, past favorite-Jack Daniel’s is only 80 proof. Screw ruffies! Get me a six-pack. If Sink the Bismarck is [...]
Continue reading...Howard doesn’t want “American Idol” – but he’d be better than Simon
Monday, February 22, 2010
Howard is getting slammed for the American Idol rumors; meanwhile, he’s not looking for the job. “Here’s the rumor, I don’t want the job,” said Howard, “I’m turning down American Idol!” But that doesn’t stop the media from giving their two retarded cents. Talking heads don’t think Howard can clean up his act for TV. Horseshit! “I understand that [...]
Continue reading...Elton John says Jesus was super gay – fabulous!
Saturday, February 20, 2010
In an interview, Sir Elton John called Jesus a “super-intelligent gay man.” But the Church of England doesn’t agree—unless Jesus was a “super-intelligent boy.” “Sir Elton’s reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians,” said a spokesman for the church. Speaking of gay, Elton John’s “The Last Song between a [...]
Continue reading...Russian Jew-killing commander arrested – a real inglorious son of a bitch
Friday, February 19, 2010
Russian police have arrested a “far-right” activist for creating a “brigade” to kill Jews; calling it a “punishment brigade.” Stupid ass advertised his plan in a local anti-Semitic newspaper. Local? What is there a national one too? Jesus! Oops, I mean Moses! The newspaper also features “enemies of the people.” You guessed it, mostly Jews and other [...]
Continue reading...Robin needs to bang “The Wolfman” – he’ll eat her pussies
Thursday, February 11, 2010
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Lady Quivers needs a good hard fucking. Howard wants her to date The Wolfman, Benicio Del Toro. He’ll do a number on Robin. The Wolfman is a freak. “He’s a little nutty, he’ll sleep at your feet, literally,” Howard said, “He’ll eat your cats.” Robin replied, “I’ll have to put him in a cage every night.” “Leave it to [...]
Continue reading...Ronnie the cookie delivery boy – Howard wants to “always love” him — UPDATE — Ronnie goes berserk
Thursday, February 11, 2010
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“Ronnie spends twenty minutes every day Wednesday, at least, delivering cookies,” says Howard. Littlest bodyguard has taken it upon himself to dole out Crumbs’ cupcakes and cookies to everyone who gets to work later in the morning. Fatsos like Jason and Gary devour all the goodies before anyone else gets a chance to have some. Robin said, “He [...]
Continue reading...Earthquake hits near Chicago – quick, call Wyclef Jean!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
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What’s more likely, the Cubs winning a World Series, or an earthquake hitting Chicago? The Cubs are fucked! Because it turns out it’s an earthquake. No bullshit. Yesterday, a small earthquake, registering a 3.8 magnitude, hit 50 miles northwest of Chicago. It wasn’t a Haiti quake, all it did was rattle shelves and scare some yokels, but it [...]
Continue reading...Men at Work stole “Down Under” from the kookaburra – what the fuck!
Saturday, February 6, 2010
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Turns out, that annoying “I come from the land down under” 80s song from Men at Work might not be an, uh, original creation. Men at Work are being sued for ripping off the beat from an Australian children’s song called “Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree.” Fuck’em! That song is annoying. It gets stuck [...]
Continue reading...Sarah loses “Win Sal’s Money” – dueling idiots
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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Benjy’s girl Sarah was unable to best moron Sal in a test of twits—err, wits—today. She lost “Win Sal’s Money.” “There’s going to be a minute on the clock,” Howard said, “If you don’t know the answer, you can pass, and we can come back to it, or you can stop the clock.” Robin insisted, “Time may [...]
Continue reading...“We Are The World” redux – The Big Lebowski sings along
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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Here’s what the remake of “We Are The World” looks like. It features Harry Connick Jr., Vince Vaughn, Usher, will.i.am, and most importantly Jeff “The Dude” Bridges. All proceeds from the song go to Haitian relief efforts. The 1985 version benefited Africa. Via Life.
Continue reading...Andrea Bocelli doing “Bridge over Troubled Water” on the Grammy’s
Monday, February 1, 2010
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Here’s Andrea Bocelli and Mary J. Blige performing “Bridge over Troubled Water” at the Grammy’s. Andrea is blind, so Howard said, “This is embarrassing. Andrea can’t see, he was singing into her ass.” Howard thought Andrea was speaking Avatar language.
Continue reading...Robin stiffs Leslie West on a guitar – never says thank you
Monday, January 25, 2010
Leslie West of Mountain—and long time friend of the show—dropped by today to scold Lady Quivers on her bad etiquette. “You donated a guitar to Robin’s Eretria charity,” Howard said to Leslie, “And I know it upset you that you never got a thank you.” “Thank you? Anything!” Leslie exclaimed. Turns out, Robin’s minions let her down. She [...]
Continue reading...Jennifer Hudson at Hope For Haiti Now – “Let It Be”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Howard was pretty taken with Jennifer Hudson doing “Let It Be.” He said it was moving, plus, “She’s got a beautiful face, that’s what you say about heavy people,” Howard joked.
Continue reading...Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow, and Keith Urban at Hope For Haiti Now – “Lean On Me”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Another good one from Hope For Haiti Now; Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow, and some nobody named Keith Urban. Howard liked Kid Rock, saying, “I’m telling you Kid Rock was fucking good!”
Continue reading...Shakira at Hope For Haiti Now – “I’ll Stand By You”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Howard dug Shakira’s big fat ass—err, her song—at the Hope For Haiti Now concert. “She’s good. I didn’t know she could actually sing,” Howard said, “And she looks good too.”
Continue reading...Bruce Springsteen at Hope For Haiti Now – “We Shall Overcome”
Monday, January 25, 2010
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Check out The Boss singing at the Hope For Haiti Now concert on the Friday. Howard liked Bruce’s performance the best, but could do without the accordion and the black people singing in the background. Fiyah!
Continue reading...Sirius XM broadcasting Haiti relief concert tonight
Friday, January 22, 2010
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Tonight, at 8PM EST, on The Pulse—Sirius 12, XM 26—Sirius XM will air Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief. The two-hour live telethon will help raise funds for victims of the earthquakes that leveled Haiti. Haitian born Wyclef Jean will host the event in New York City, George Clooney in Los Angeles, and [...]
Continue reading...Howard would be shit in an earthquake
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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Howard admitted he’d be useless in the Haiti earthquake. He’s too chicken shit. “First, we’d have to clean the shit out of my pants,” says Howard, “That would be a major clean up!” But it’s not all bad. Howard’s doodie is like brick and mortar. “All the shit in my pants, they could build a village out of,” [...]
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